Chapter 9: I Became the Academy’s Onahole Man! (2) [R-18]
by MeherShe’s talking to me now?
Aren’t we just asking to be ridiculed behind our backs as the “Onahole Man & Onahole Princess Combo Meal”?
It doesn’t matter to me. My talent’s already been outed as ‘Onahole Collector,’ so it’s not like I have any honor left to protect.
But she has a lot to lose.
Her ears were as red as lava. The longer I stared, the redder they got in real time.
“…Right.”
Once we were out of the academy and there were fewer students around, Yuuna was the first to speak.
“Sorry about earlier.”
“For what?”
“Because I ran away, I made your talent look ridiculous.”
She endured the humiliation of being lumped together as a combo meal just to apologize for that?
Then again, if my friend’s awakened ability was ‘Onahole Collector,’ I probably would have laughed too.
I hadn’t even held the fact that she ran out against her.
“If it’s funny, you can laugh. It is ridiculous.”
“It’s not! Any talent can become great if you nurture it well. Not that Dihrit, that bastard, would know.”
“Is that why you waited for me?”
Nod, nod.
Yuuna explained why she had worked up the courage.
“I felt like if I didn’t say it today, I’d never be able to.”
Hmm, that makes sense.
“So, I’m sorry.”
“It’s fine. I wasn’t hurt. That Dihrit guy? I didn’t even care what he was saying.”
I only just learned his name was Dihrit.
“You were the bravest one there, you know.”
“I just spoke up without thinking…”
“I was moved.”
“…D-Don’t say that! It’s embarrassing!”
Oh, this is a nice atmosphere.
The desire to date someone was bubbling up inside me.
…Yes! This is what I wanted!
I wanted to get away from all the pussy smashing and onaholes.
“Kim Sang-hyeok. Haven’t you changed a lot?”
“I get that a lot.”
And I’ll probably keep hearing it.
Yuuna patted my back with a thump and flashed a bright smile.
“Come to the academy more often!”
It was a classic ‘classmate worrying about the truant student’ moment.
[Activating 「Onahole Aptitude Analysis」]
Ah! Wait!
Stop!! Don’t show me!
[Nakamori Yuuna]
[Conquest Difficulty – C(strikethrough) None]
[Onahole Aptitude: A-rank]
[Virgin]
[Underwear – White panties with a prominent V-line]
[Onahole Trait (★) – Nationwide Erection Warning! A vibrant onahole who will endlessly boost your stamina♡]
[Class President of F-Class. A nurturing personality who can’t stand injustice and is honest with her feelings! An onahole whose charm lies in her vibrant appeal and ready smile. Her breasts are bigger than they look.]
‘I really didn’t want to know…’
Whether it was her underwear or anything else.
I didn’t want to see something as profane as the onahole aptitude of a girl I’d just met…
Why don’t eroge developers understand how important a woman’s ‘sense of mystery’ is?
‘Still, boosting my stamina… By how much?’
If Hena’s body drained my energy, was Yuuna’s the opposite…?
The kind of body that makes you want to go again and again?
If I wasn’t careful, I felt like I’d get an erection right in front of her.
“…Did you use a skill on me?”
Gasp. She found out?
“What was it? What what what what?”
Yuuna sidled up to me.
“It’s a new skill you learned, right? That one!”
“…Onahole Aptitude Analysis.”
“Ona… Pfft! Wait! Why would you use that on me?!”
“It happened on its own.”
“Nothing would show up even if you used something like that on a person. You idiot.”
“…”
Yuuna’s gaze grew increasingly strange.
“…Nothing showed up, right?”
“Well…”
…What should I say?
While I was struggling, having entered a zone where I could no longer be honest, Yuuna continued to press me.
“What’s my aptitude? It’s not D-rank, is it?”
It seemed D-rank was despised everywhere.
“A-rank.”
“…Really?”
“It said… you’re an onahole whose charm lies in her vibrant appeal…”
I said it.
The atmosphere instantly turned weird.
“I guess… that’s better than a low rank…”
“Mm… Probably.”
“…Ah! Don’t get the wrong idea! It doesn’t mean I’ll be your onahole!”
I wasn’t having that kind of cheerful, psychopathic delusion…
“The skill just activated on its own.”
It probably reacts to heroines.
“I guess it’s impossible to get a respectable job with a talent like this.”
“No, why would you say something so sad…”
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable.”
“I’m fine. It’s not like you did it with bad intentions! Besides, finding out I have an A-rank aptitude for something I never knew about feels like a total win!”
It was a smile like sunshine, one that truly boosted my spirits.
Just as I was about to leave, Yuuna grabbed me.
“Wait!”
“Hm?”
“A Gravity Wave, up ahead!”
Gravity Wave?
Sure enough, the air in front of us was strangely distorted, like we were looking through a warped lens.
So this is what they call a ‘Gravity Wave’… According to the wiki, localized gravitational anomalies are observed in areas where dungeons appear. It was amazing to see it in person.
[Activating 「Insight – Red」]
[D-rank Dungeon]
[#3319. Goblin Tribe]
[Rarity: D]
[Rewards: D]
[Anomalies: D]
[No Limit on Max Participants]
“…A D-rank dungeon, huh.”
“Oh. You could tell just by looking at the Gravity Wave? You’ve been studying hard, haven’t you?”
‘No…’ It was thanks to the special skill the goddess gave me, but that was awkward to say, so I kept quiet.
“If it’s a white, rippling pattern, it should be fine for us to handle on our own.”
“Without reporting it?”
I read that the standard procedure for finding a dungeon outside the academy is to report it. On the wiki.
“We should take it for ourselves! It’s a chance to earn Coins.”
Seems like taking it was the sweet move.
Yuuna grabbed my hand tightly and pulled me along, still wearing that refreshing smile.
“I’ll see if that talent of yours is useful, so let’s go together!”
[Entering Dungeon]
[Participants – Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sang-hyeok]
…It was like she was asking me on a date.
Led by Yuuna, who sounded like she was inviting me to an amusement park, I stepped into the gravitational anomaly.
The world warped around me, making me dizzy. When I opened my eyes, we were in a forest.
“Yuuna!?”
“I’m right here.”
Yuuna was right beside me. She had already drawn her sword and was in a combat stance.
“Surprised? So you really are D-rank, huh?”
Her tone bruised my pride a little.
Yeah, this is my first time in a dungeon.
“An Essol Academy student shouldn’t be this intimidated.”
“You seem like you’ve been here a lot.”
“Of course. I’m a B-rank Hunter, after all. Just trust this big sis and follow me.”
B-rank.
The impression the letter ‘B’ gave off made me unsure if I was supposed to be impressed or not.
One thing was for sure: the combination of a school uniform and a blade was something I’d only ever seen in B-movies.
And…
Maybe because the actress here was so pretty, it suited her stunningly well.
“Why are you staring blankly?”
“I’ll trust my big sis and follow you.”
“…I-It was a joke. Don’t take it so seriously!”
“But I don’t think I can be much help with my talent.”
“You never know what kind of clues you might find.”
Yuuna said, scanning our surroundings. “The fastest you ever grow is right after your talent awakens.”
A combat style that utilizes onaholes… Is that what she wants me to develop?
‘I have no idea where to even start.’
For now, I decided to follow Yuuna.
‘Did my bike not make it through…?’
My belongings… Thankfully, my smartphone was still with me. But it didn’t work here.
It wasn’t ‘Out of Service Area’; it literally just wouldn’t turn on.
“What’s with this?”
“You really don’t know anything, do you?”
“…Perhaps the all-knowing A-rank Onahole Teacher could enlighten me?”
“…Pfft. Did I hurt your pride?”
Knowing she meant no harm, I bantered back.
Yuuna seemed to be enjoying the situation, giggling to herself.
“Inside a dungeon, the more complex a machine is, the more easily it breaks.”
“Complex machine… The standard is pretty vague.”
A smartphone is definitely a complex machine.
“What about guns?”
“Guns break too. A small handgun might be okay, but small firearms have at least a 5% chance of malfunctioning.”
5%…?
Does that mean there’s a 5% chance the bullet will jam while I’m firing and I’ll be screwed?
‘It’s like a space where specific rules are enforced.’
Just like a game world.
…A game within a game?
“A single sword is all you need here. Let’s go.”
…Haha.
These otherworld academy students live spectacular lives. Even their lines are extraordinary.
It sent a shiver down my spine, even as someone who’s completed their military service.
‘I can’t lose to her.’
Yuuna soon found a village swarming with goblins.
The number… about twenty of them?
[Activating 「Insight – Red」]
[Goblin] [D]
[A foolish demi-human monster. The weakest of the beast-kin.]
‘Is that one the boss?’
[Goblin Captain] [D+]
[The leader of the foolish demi-human monsters.]
“I’ll take that side. Sang-hyeok, you can handle the five on the other side, right?”
“…”
I’ve never done this before.
But if I said I couldn’t handle monsters that barely came up to my waist…
‘Oochy-coochy-coo~ Okay, this big sis will take care of everything, so our little Sang-hyeok can just sit there and suck his thumb, okay~?’
…
You know, that doesn’t sound half bad, either.
Still, I felt like I had to show her something.
“I can do it.”
“If it gets tough, just stall for time. It’ll probably… only take me a minute!”
Ooh.
Yuuna charged forward first.
“Keegh!?”
“Kekekek!”
“Kweek! Kweee!”
The moment I wondered if it was okay for her to draw so much attention at once…
…Yuuna swung her sword in a wide arc, cutting down the goblins before they could even get close.
I was stunned to see her scatter something like sword energy.
‘An attack skill?’
My eyes automatically read Yuuna’s skill.
[Surprise Slash]
[C-rank Attack Skill]
[Power: C | Range: C | First Strike Bonus +1]
‘…I want one of those, too.’
Come to think of it, I had something that could be called an attack skill, too.
[Personality Excretion]
Should I test it out? It seemed like I could do whatever I wanted to these ugly monsters.
“Dopita! Dopita!”
Swish!
I threw a rock at a group of goblins trying to get behind Yuuna.
“Keeegh!”
“Kweek! Kweek!”
“You guys will have to deal with me.”
I tossed out a cool line and got into a stance.
At that, the goblins’ eyes widened as they each pulled out a blade.
‘Huh?’
Those sharp weapons might actually be a little scary.
As I took a step back, the goblins shrieked and charged.
To hell with it!
“Personality Excretion!!”
[Activating Personality Excretion]
Take this, my unprecedented attack skill!
「Personality Excretion」
THWACK!!
The goblin I kicked was knocked flat on its back, unable to move.
‘Oh. That’s effective.’
Was it a fighting skill?
In that case! Time to get more aggressive!
“Per-!! Sonality Excretion!”
THWACK!!
“Per-son-al-ity! Ex-cre-tion!”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
I actively used 「Personality Excretion」 to take down the goblins one by one.
One-hit kills. The destructive power was immense.
The goblins, which at a glance seemed to have just been knocked down by a single blow, couldn’t move, as if they were paralyzed.
‘What the. I’m pretty good at this.’
As expected of an attack skill from the goddess, it works like a charm.
…Although I have no idea what this has to do with being an ‘Onahole Collector.’
[You have learned the skill 『Become an Onahole!!』!]
[You have learned the skill 『Onahole Touch』!]
[You have learned the skill 『Onahole Inventory』!]
…Yuuna was right.
You grow fastest right after your talent awakens.
But every single one of these skills is just dizzying.
『Become an Onahole!!』: Incarnates the target’s personality or body as an onahole. The state is permanent unless released.
『Onahole Touch』: Increases an onahole’s happiness (forcibly) with a gentle touch.
『Onahole Inventory』: A sub-inventory that can store an infinite number of onaholes. Cleanliness is managed automatically, and the holes are always maintained at the proper temperature.
…Hmmmm.
While I was staring blankly at my new trio of onahole-build utility skills, Yuuna, having already finished cleaning up her side, walked over.
“Kim Sang-hyeok. Did you see? My awesome performance!”
“…Uh, y-yeah. I saw.”
“Did you learn a new skill? Wow. That was really fast. You might actually have a talent for this.”
“I have a talent… The problem is that the talent is ‘Onahole Collector.'”
“Chuckle…“
It seemed my talent, which had once embarrassed her enough to make her run away, had now settled into a comfortable running gag between us. Closeness is just that important.
“Try using one. I’ll be your test subject.”
“That’s a terrible idea.”
Use 「Become an Onahole」 on you? I don’t even want to imagine what would happen.
“Then on a goblin?”
I like that idea even less…
But since it doesn’t matter what happens to them, it might be worth a try.
It was then.
Something rustled in the grass and began to rise.
It was…
[A Goblin’s Excreted Personality]
[A Goblin’s Excreted Personality]
[A Goblin’s Excreted Personality]
It was something… like a slime.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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