Chapter 9: [Craft!] First merger! The wild survival story of a young lady and a fox! [Yuki/Miho/Lunaverse] (1)

[Miho has started streaming live!]

[【Craft!】First Collab! The Chaotic Survival Tale of a Lady and a Fox! 【Yuki/Miho/Lunaverse】]

[35,000 viewers watching]

“Konmiho~! This is Miho, the fox who’s waited a thousand years just for you!”

“Yukigenyo!!! Hello everyone!! Today, it’s Yuki-chan crashing Miho’s stream!!!”

– The difference in energy levels, lmfao

– Miho mama

– Yukigenyo~

– KONMIHO!!!!!

– YUKIGEEEEENYOOOOOOO!!!!

– Konmiho~

– ㅋㅁㅎ

– Yukidan and Taildan mixed in chat—it’s chaos lol

– fr tho lol

As this was a collab stream, both of our flat 2D avatars were on screen at the same time.

I had transferred my VTuber model to Miho’s PC.

“But Yuki, this is your first collab too, right?”

“Yeah, among the 2nd gen members, only the two of us have done a collab so far.”

“Oh…”

Miho let out a soft “oh” in admiration.

I kept talking.

“Which means this is technically the very first official collab of Lunaverse KR.”

“Wait, that makes me even more nervous now…”

– lol

– She’s so cute when she’s nervous

– I’m lucky to be witnessing the first collab live

– Heuuung… mama…

– She’s definitely nervous

– lololol

– Koitsu, mechakucha kinchan shiteru www

(TL Note: A Japanese-style chat comment meaning “This girl is super nervous lol.”)

Even though she said earlier she’d calm down, she’s clearly still on edge.

Guess I’ve got no choice but to step up as the senior and help her relax.

“By the way, Miho.”

“Yes?”

“Can your elbows touch each other?”

“…Excuse me?”

– ?

– ???? lol

– Wait wtf lol

– She actually asked it lol

– lmao

– Elbow trap!!

– LOLOLOL

The Elbow Trap.

I’d fallen for it once too.

Miho is busty even IRL.

Back when we all showed up for auditions, she had the biggest chest of anyone there.

Looks like her character model was based on her real measurements.

Well, makes sense. If not, her dancing would look weird in 3D live shows.

…Wait.

Then why the hell is my model flat-chested?

Something is deeply wrong here.

…

Anyway.

“J-just a second. Let me try…”

Miho, playing along, brought her elbows together.

The result was obvious.

“Eh? Eeeeeeh?!”

“What? They don’t touch?”

“W-well… my, my boobs… they’re in the way…”

Miho blushed furiously.

Even her stammering was enough to make it clear what was happening.

“Haaaa…”

“……”

…Okay, now I’m kinda mad.

I’m so flat they literally call me “the wall.”

– LOL

– Oh my god lol

– Yup, confirmed: Huge boobs

– Envy is real

– Miho mama’s stacked IRL too?

– Heeeung

– Mama power stash…

– Big sis, plz…

– Meanwhile, next to her is…

– Ah

– Aaaah…

– Poor thing…

“What’s there to pity?! I’m not that flat!!”

I quickly shook my torso side to side.

My model bounced in sync with the movement.

“See! Look at this, I’m totally boing-boing—!”

But the only thing flapping was the ribbon on my chest.

Not a single jiggle from where the flesh should be.

“……”

– LOLLL

– Wait, is that a wall I see?

– No, no. That’s a ramen plate holder.

– G-cup next to AA-cup, lmao

– Just a ‘wall’

– Double A…

– Her very existence is a comedy bell

“P-please don’t tease her too much… our Yuki may be small, but she’s sweet…”

“……No, I’m not.”

“…Sorry?”

My voice was too quiet for the mic to pick up.

So I shouted into it as hard as I could.

“I’M NOT AA-CUP!!! I’M AT LEAST AN A-CUP, OKAY!!!”

– lmaooo

– LOLLLL

– No way hahahaha

– Yuki is dangerously wholesome

– Our lady is pathetic…

– lol

– Don’t raise your voice, my lady

– LOOOOL

“I-it’s okay! I personally think your size is perfectly fine and attractive…”

“SHUT UP!!! That’s rich coming from someone lugging around freakin’ melons!!!”

– LOL

– omggg

– This collab is insane

– Yuki bullied again today…

– A.

– Ah.

– Omg stop lmaooo

– A.

– AAAAAAAAAAA

“…I get it now. You’re all just here to make fun of me, huh? That’s it, isn’t it?”

I was done.

Done with the bust monster jiggling beside me.

Done with the Yukidan teasing me nonstop about it.

“Let’s just play the game already.”

“S-sorry…”

“No, Miho, it’s not your fault. It’s the evil Yukidan who are to blame.”

– Huh?

– What’d we do??

– We didn’t do anything lol

– A? What’s that? Ugh… my head hurts…

– Judge Yuki, I’m guilty. I ran over my cat.

“No more cat jokes. Starting the game now.”

And with that, our little detour ended, and the actual gameplay began.

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Craft.

A game where you explore, gather materials, and craft items.

Everything in the game is made of blocks.

It’s easy on your computer, low difficulty, and super popular with all ages.

That’s enough exposition.

The first thing you need to do is find wood.

Because wood is the base for all tools, which you need to gather anything else.

But—

“…It’s a desert.”

“…Yeah, a desert.”

We’d spawned in a desert biome.

Endless sand in every direction.

Some cacti and withered grass, but that was it.

No trees—none.

– Uh oh…

– A desert spawn?

– Oof

– Why desert tho…

– fr tho lol

“What should we do, Yuki? Should we just start a new map?”

“Nah, let’s stick with this one. Starting over would waste time.”

Well, that’s not really why.

Realistically, restarting might actually be more efficient.

But why push for a desert map anyway?

Because we’re streaming.

Struggles make better content.

No one wants to see a smooth run.

“Therefore! Miho cadet! We’re starting our desert expedition—right now!”

“Eh? All of a sudden?!”

“No complaints allowed.”

“Respond in military speech! Got it?”

“Y-yes ma’am! I mean, yes, ma’am!”

– Huh?

– Why did this turn into boot camp lol

– Squad leader disappointed in you, Miho

– Is Yuki the senpai here?

– Yeah, judging by her stream presence

– Military discipline…

– ???: Ssshhh… a little more to the right…

“Discipline? Come on now. Yuki’s a noble lady who’s never even been to the military, how would she know that?”

…Actually, I have served.

Got stuck with the worst seniors imaginable.

I’ve experienced all the military nonsense firsthand.

“First objective: locate the one resource in the desert—pyramids! Move out!”

“M-moving out!!”

And so we began walking.

And walking.

And walking some more.

But we couldn’t just stream nothing but sand until we found a pyramid.

To fill the silence, I started chatting with Miho.

“What’d you eat for dinner?”

“Nunenune!”

“Huh? Isn’t that a snack?”

“Yep.”

“How is that dinner?!”

“Well, it’s more filling than bean sprouts.”

– ???

– Bean sprouts?

– Yuki… do you live on bean sprouts??

– Yuki enjoying Nunenune as a meal…

– Wait seriously?

– Does this child even know what fullness means…

“What have you even been eating until now?!”

“Huh? Sprouts, obviously.”

“Sprouts?!”

“I hate bean sprouts ‘cause of the little bean on the end. So mung bean sprouts were the only option.”

“Wait, why are those your only two choices?!”

– lol

– Yuki… was struggling huh…

– Living on sprouts alone…

– Nunenune as a meal?

– That’s so sad…

A bit of chaos in chat, but our desert trek continued smoothly.

After about 10 minutes of walking through the same sandy terrain—

“Miho mama~ piggyback me~”

I whined dramatically and leaned my head toward Miho’s direction, pretending to rest it on her shoulder.

“W-why are you acting like this all of a sudden…”

“It’s been 10 minutes already… I’m bored. I’m so bored I’m dying…”

– lol

– Yeah, it’s been a while

– Ten minutes in a desert?

– Would’ve been rough without the chatting

– Miho mama… mama power too strong

– What is she even saying?

– Why do I understand this???

– STOP WITH THE JAPANESE

– Tsuyosugi: Basically means “too strong”

– Ah got it lol

“Still… on stream…”

“I don’t care~! I’m gonna lie on mama’s boobs and nap~”

“B-boobs?!”

Miho’s face flushed crimson, and chat exploded.

But I didn’t have the energy left to care.

I was exhausted…

There’s only so much sand one can take.

Just how big was this damn desert?

In this game, terrain is randomly generated.

Deserts, swamps, forests, plains, mountains—varied in both type and size.

If we’d walked for 10 minutes in-game and were still in desert, that meant it was huge.

And that was a serious problem.

[FP 3/10]

Only 3 Food Points left.

We hadn’t found anything to eat in the desert, so our hunger bar was dropping fast.

“Miho mama, you got anything to eat?”

“No… we’ve just been walking this whole time.”

“Then let me drink your mama milk.”

“…Excuse me?”

– Milk?

– That’s… sounding kinda YABE…

– Uhhhh maybe don’t do that

– MILK

– Mama milk??

– Manager better brace for impact

– YABE mode on

Chat immediately turned weird.

Miho blinked with a question mark over her head, but I leaned toward her.

Then I turned my head—right toward her chest.

Very specific location, too.

Yep.

My virtual mouth was pointed right at where her TKB would be.

(TL Note: TKB = “Tē Kei Bī”, a Japanese abbreviation for “nipples.”)

I opened my mouth wide—

“Haaawm.”

“KYAAAH…!!”

– ?

– ?????

– LOL

– ??

– WTF

– lmaooo

– OMFG

Miho screamed, and chat burst into flames.

Her face turned red as she shouted in panic.

“W-what are you doing?!”

“Sluurp.”

“STOP MAKING SUCKING SOUNDS!!”

– ㅗㅜㅑ…

– Slurp slurp lol

– Chuu? Chuuu?

– She actually made the sound…

– Heuuuugh… mama milk…

– That sound omg

– lol

“Gyaaaaah!! Get off me!! Hurry!!”

Miho tightly shut her eyes and shook her head.

But I kept my virtual nose pressed to her chest, making exaggerated slurp slurp noises.

Eventually, Miho had to forcibly separate our avatars by dragging my model away on-screen.

“Haaah… haaaah… That was close…”

“Too bad… I wanted more mama milk…”

“…Please stop saying weird things. You’ll get banned!”

“It’s fine! This level of content won’t get me banned!”

Might get demonetized though.

But I’m not monetized yet, so who cares?

“Ugh… seriously…”

“Ungyaaa~”

– omg lmaoooo

– Baby mode

– Heuuuuu

– Mama milk pls

– Koitsu finally snapped www

– Today’s stream is insane

– This is just a normal Yuki stream tho

– Too spicy

– Taildan are all newbies huh

– Yukidan have been desensitized…

And thus, while the chat raged in flames—

our desert adventure continued.