Chapter 87: The Kid Brother I Haven’t Seen in Ages is an Insane Netorase Masochist

Generally, people who knew or found out Gara’s identity were quite cooperative when he asked for something.

It was as if there was an image that granting his request was a shortcut to saving the world, or perhaps they would get a triumphant look on their faces as if they’d played a part. The ones who took his requests badly or refused were usually members of the Demon King’s army. Ironically, he ended up tasting a similar atmosphere at the Royal Capital’s university.

“Professor Tei, you say? Ahhh… Even for you, Sir Gara, now is a bit… I won’t stop you if you insist on going, but I think you’ll find it quite unpleasant. They’re in the heat of the moment, and a man like you, Gara, is bound to get caught up in it…”

“…?”

Gara was bewildered by the cryptic words, but the man eventually told him the location of Tei’s dormitory and then hurried away. It wasn’t a refusal, but it wasn’t a favorable acceptance either—a pattern Gara had never encountered in his life as part of the Hero’s party.

‘Is something going on if I go now?’

Having heard such words, he would normally wait a while before visiting, but given the indecent acts happening inside his armor and the fact that it was a sex toy that could endanger his family’s lives, he felt he had to get it removed even a day sooner and quickened his pace.

And so, he arrived at the room.

It was supposed to be Tei’s humble room, but…

『──You may come in.』

…It’s usually best to heed people’s advice.

‘He knew I was coming?’

He hadn’t even knocked, so being told to enter was strange, but since it was Tei, he opened the door without much suspicion.

“Mmph, o-oh, orene, rep, erehe, eh, ehh~♡ Nghuuuungh~♡ I-it’s, deli, cious♡ Mmph♡ Ooh♡ Ebereheeeee~♡ Bet~♡ Be♡ Beeheeee~♡ Chupuuheaaaaah~♡ Nngh♡ Sho good~♡ Churupupupurururu~♡”

“Nngh, uh, is that so?♡ I feel good too♡ Lina Mama’s tongue is digging into my hole… Ooh… could you lick my prostate a little more, like you’re stabbing it?”

“Buhe~♡ Bbt♡ Bu♡ Buuu♡ Mmph~♡ Bereeeeee~♡ Bep♡ Be♡ Beeee♡ Bep♡ Eh♡ Beeeeee~♡”

“Aah! Th-there, ahh, aaah~!”

“─Bffft?! Uh, ubu, broooooo~♡ Obot♡ Obot♡ Obuhuuuuuu~♡”

Licklicklicklicklick~♡

Schlorp~♡

The scene that greeted him the moment he opened the door was Lina lying on the floor, sucking another’s asshole, and Tei sitting on her beautiful face, forcing a 150cm colostrum paizuri [breast-fucking] and demanding his prostate be stimulated. While Gara struggled to comprehend what was happening, Tei pressed his ass tighter against Lina’s lips, thrusting his hips back and forth to force his anus on her. They were no longer the people he once knew.

“T-Tei, and you there… what in the world…”

“Ah… Sir Gara! Don’t just stand there, please come in. Come, come, your daughters are with you, aren’t they? I know the situation, so don’t be alarmed.”

“What…?”

At the bombshell statement that followed, Gara’s feet faltered backward, but a hand grabbed him faster and pulled him inside, shutting the door.

“Guhihi… Uhi… Uhihihihit…”

“Mhe… Mehet… Mehehehe…”

“Uhiiiiii… it… ihik…”

The ones who had pulled Gara’s hand were none other than a group of elves. Wearing collars around their necks, they giggled with broken eyes like idiotic bitches. They had no physical wounds, but with unsettling faces that suggested something inside their minds had broken, they swayed their bodies before lying down in a corner again to caress their own cunts.

“Tei… what in the world happened to you…”

“Can’t you tell by looking?”

“I’m asking because I look and I still don’t know.”

“Really, you’re so dense~! Something about what happened with Reina-nuna just… opened my eyes! I realized this is how women should be treated! Then I met Lina Mama, we confirmed our mutual love, and we ended up in this relationship! Do you get it now?”

“…I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Perhaps I summarized too much. Since it’s you, Sir Gara, I’d like to explain it slowly… Oof-cha~!”

Spreaaad~♡

“Buheeeeee♡ Bffet♡ Buhe♡ Buheee♡ Bbt~♡”

“Really, Lina Mama♡ Sir Gara is here and you’re being so sloppy~♡”

“Buhuuuu♡ Nngh♡ Ooh♡ Buu♡ Ugh♡”

Tei placed his small foot on Lina’s lips and wiped the slobber-covered spot, smearing it all over her face. Scrub scrub♡ Scrub scrub scrub♡ Her face was being trampled by a man, sullied with the saliva that had flowed from the place where she’d licked his asshole. It should have been utterly filthy, yet Lina was only filled with joy.

“You can take off your armor. I’ve confirmed your family is inside, so let’s talk, including about that.”

“I feel like an idiot for worrying about how to introduce them in their current state.”

Lina was collapsed on the floor, covered in slobber, and the elves were naked and lost in masturbation. In a situation like this, a few more naked women with monkey tails wouldn’t seem strange at all. So, without any hesitation, he first took off the Onion Armor, slamming it onto the floor with a thud! From within, three female animals tumbled out.

“Uheu… et… ehek… ehe… uhuuuuu~♡ Hook♡ Uhaa~♡”

“Buheeeee~♡ Fwah~♡”

“Papa♡ Fwhea♡ Pa, pahaa~♡”

Their bodies had been thoroughly enjoyed during the journey here. They couldn’t even stand on their own, and after rolling on the floor, they bumped into Lina’s 150cm huge breasts and were embraced. The inside of the armor was like a sauna of sweat and vaginal fluid, and the three of them were so flushed red they looked like they were about to be steam-roasted.

“A dwarf… she’s much smaller up close. Maybe it’s more pronounced because you’re so big, Sir Gara?”

“From the way you’re talking, you know everything, don’t you?”

“Yes. That’s Ms. Rumie and the twins, Rami and Remi, right? I was watching from afar. You’ve been through a lot, Sir Gara. But still, you reconciled with your family, and that’s what matters, isn’t it? Regardless of the process, I think you did well, Sir Gara.”

“Just how much do you know? And how do you know it? Besides, this whole situation…”

“…Everything I can see.”

He placed a crystal ball he had prepared beforehand on the table.

“I see… so that’s what happened…”

“As expected of you, Sir Gara. I like how quick you are on the uptake.”

There was no way Gara wouldn’t know the effects of Gast’s crystal ball, which had been such a headache during the war. His stiff expression hardened even more. He clearly remembered entrusting the crystal ball to Tei, and he had thought Tei would have disposed of it properly. The mere fact that it still existed explained everything.

‘The fact that he knew my situation here means he’s been observing everyone all along… He doesn’t seem to have his characteristic guilt… and more than anything, his atmosphere and behavior are different… Was Reina the trigger…?’

“I told him to dispose of it because I knew something like this would happen…”

This is a headache.

Normally, he would have raised his voice, but Gara sat facing Tei, breathing out hot air to catch his breath. It was clearly not an atmosphere for getting angry, and adapting to the air of the place, he too closed his eyes for a moment, his penis that had just fucked his daughter and wife dangling freely.

“Aren’t you going to scold me?”

“Look at the state I’m in. Do I look like I’m in any position to scold someone over women’s issues?”

“Even putting it nicely, no. But I think you’re doing a good job.”

“Nonsense… I’m a vermin who’s now laid hands on his own daughter. Whether you were heartbroken over Reina, or changed your mind for some other reason, now that the party is broken, it’s all your life and your decisions. I have no right to scold you for any of it. If you still want me to scold you for something, it would be for not getting rid of the crystal ball. That’s all.”

“Regarding that, I also think I was in the wrong. I’ve been thinking that if I had just destroyed the crystal ball, none of this would have happened.”

“…”

“Let’s take a short break.”

“Alright.”

Tei gestured with his chin, ordering the slave elves to fan Gara’s body. They stopped rolling on the floor and caressing their cunts to cool his body with the cold air they breathed from their mouths. He had been dealing with three women all day to get here, so he hadn’t cooled down easily, but after a few minutes of this, he began to feel a slight chill.

“And them?”

“They’re slaves I purchased in Bere. They aren’t criminal slaves, but I have permission from the nation, so I’m using them for experiments.”

“Bere… I certainly haven’t heard any good rumors about that place…”

“Including the story about Bere, there’s something I’d like to ask of you, Sir Gara.”

“Me?”

“Yes.”

“A deal… with my wife and daughters’ lives on the line…?”

“No, it’s a request. Even if you don’t grant it, I will treat the three of them. After all, we were party members, and simply abandoning the lives of others goes against my principles.”

“And that’s why it’s a request.”

“Yeees… but first, I’ll explain the situation.”

Since Tei already knew Gara’s story, it became a one-sided explanation from him, but as it was for the sake of saving his wife and daughters, Gara listened intently with his arms crossed.

“Then, first, the story of Reina-nuna and my sister…”

And so the long story began.

It started from when he was watching Reina’s desire for ruin from afar with the crystal ball, and continued to how his own sister, the Hero, was treated in Tripol. Gara’s expression darkened for a moment, unable to imagine that the Hero was a genius in that area as well, but the story moved on to how her new husband somehow got her on a leash. Then, Tei revealed everything, up to meeting Lina and coming to believe that all women are sows.

A dark ideology… it didn’t suit Tei at all, but…

‘His sexual knowledge was shattered by what happened with Reina and the Hero… and that foolish elf bitch Lina just had to add fuel to the fire… Haaah… If only you, Lina, had been sane, Tei wouldn’t have ended up like this…’

As an elder, he felt the urge to say something, but since he himself was treating women the same way, he didn’t feel he had the right to scold him. Saying anything here would be nothing more or less than hypocrisy. So, he let Tei’s great deviation from his former self slide and continued to listen as the explanation moved on to the Demon King’s army, which was connected to the Empire, Bere, and Tripol.

The Demon King’s army had swallowed the Empire’s upper echelons and was making a comeback; Bere was being used as their front-line base; amidst all this, Tei, completely absorbed in his new ideology, established the theory that ‘all old elves are in heat,’ which led him to need more elf slaves besides Lina, so he headed to Bere; there, he met Reina and the Hero, who were on a mission; and he even interfered with them defeating the Lord of Bere, who was presumed to be a pawn of the Demon King’s army—in other words, his own trolling…

…He couldn’t just let that last part slide.

“Why would you do such a thing? If the two of them were moving against the Demon King’s army, you should have joined them. And to top it off, you sold Reina…”

“To be blunt, I was taking out my anger. She was such a loose woman, yet even knowing I loved her, she never once touched me… You could call it the ugly jealousy of a virgin… Thanks to that, I was able to cleanly give up my feelings for Reina-nuna, but my sister got dragged into it… Yes, I honestly regret it. Thinking back now, it was something a member of the Hero’s party should never have done.”

“What about Reina and the Hero?”

“So, this is the main point… It seems that because of my mistake, the Hero-nuna was captured as well…”

“Tei!”

“I’m sorry. I am reflecting on my actions. But I thought it was just remnants of the army, so she would have been able to handle it on her own. My prediction was wrong.”

For someone who says he’s reflecting, he was still pressing down on the 150cm huge breasts of the collapsed Lina with his foot~♡…

“So what happened to the Hero? Was she captured?”

“I don’t know.”

“Doesn’t she show up in the crystal ball?”

“No… It seems some kind of work has been done to prevent it… I sold Reina-nuna to the Empire, so I know she’s there, but the Hero-nuna’s whereabouts have become unknown…”

“What are the chances she’s still in Bere?”

“As you say, Sir Gara, she could be in Bere, she could have been sold to the Empire, or she could have returned to Tripol… But since Reina-nuna is in the Empire, if the two of them were to join up, I don’t think we need to worry about that destination. After all, if those two just manage to meet, they’ll overcome any adversity… The worst-case scenario is that the Hero-nuna was sold somewhere other than the Empire, or was killed…”

“…”

His head was starting to ache.

“Did you not think of making a move yourself? Reina aside, it’s your fault the Hero was captured…”

“I was about to move immediately, but for some reason, an order came down from the royal family right then, telling me ‘Do not leave the university; focus on your research.’ They even told me, of all people, ‘If you disobey this order, you will be held responsible according to the law.’ The timing is strange… I think something is happening in the royal castle as well.”

“And you’re telling me to solve all of that now?”

“Is it too much to ask?”

“It’s beyond ‘too much to ask.’ I’m just amazed at when you became so shameless.”

“Ahaha…”

His awkward laugh was the same as ever. The problem, if there was one, was that he was simultaneously stepping on Lina’s face with his toes.

“They’ve infiltrated the core of the Empire… so we can’t be sure there aren’t any pawns in the royal castle either… is that it…”

“The events in Bere have become such a widespread rumor among the populace, yet it seems the news isn’t reaching the kingdom’s upper echelons. Besides, His Majesty the King doesn’t seem to be in good health, and I can’t see inside the royal castle with the crystal ball either…”

“…Then it’s confirmed.”

Thanks to that, the possible destinations were naturally narrowed down.

“What do you plan to do?”

“Going to the royal castle now is dangerous. To understand the situation in more detail, I’ll head to Tripol, then to Bere. After that’s done, I’ll stop by here last before going to the royal castle.”

“What about the Empire?”

“Leave it. Like you said, if Reina and the Hero are captured in the same place, some kind of miracle will happen, so there’s no need to interfere. On the other hand, if Reina is captured alone, she’ll be in a terrible state… but well, that’s not my concern. She’s certainly a comrade, but if I have to choose between the Hero and Reina, I’ll choose the Hero.”

“If Reina-nuna heard that, she’d cry her eyes out…”

“She might be crying from torture somewhere right now, so tell her to cry my share as well. In any case, the one who’ll get an earful later isn’t me, it’s you.”

“Ueh…”

After all, the one who sold Reina to that hell was none other than Tei. If she made it back alive, she wouldn’t let it go.

“I’ll leave some money. It shouldn’t be a long journey. Take care of my family in the meantime.”

“That’s fine, but… are you leaving right away?”

“No, I’ll rest for a day. I need to find a carriage to Tripol… and I’m short on equipment… But why do you ask? Is something the matter?”

“No, if you’re resting for a day, there’s an empty room in the dormitory, so please use that one. It’s right next to where I’m staying.”

“Got it.”

“And──”

“…What else is there?”

“Ah, this is just my personal desire, but…”

Beaming~♡

“Would you mind raping Lina for me so I can use it as fap material? It seems all the professors here have gotten tired of Lina’s gaping cunt, so they don’t bother with her anymore. Thanks to that, we haven’t been able to enjoy our ‘sex report play’ recently… I really love it when Lina gets fucked by someone else and then tells me all about it while she jerks my dick… and since that’s become impossible… I feel a bit empty…”

“……”

He felt like slapping his forehead at the insane request.

“Tei… you really have… some grotesque tastes…”

“That’s not something you should be saying, Sir Gara, you who enjoys incest with twins, right? And on top of that, on your way here today, you made your daughter lick your asshole──”

“──Ssssp!!!”

“What, it’s the truth, isn’t it?”

“Tei… if I cooperate, will you keep that story a secret for the rest of your life?”

“If you just cooperate, Sir Gara, I’ll keep my mouth shut forever. I won’t blackmail you with this like I did just now, either.”

“…Dammit. Why do I have so much trouble with women.”

Thanks to this, the words he’d heard at the university entrance echoed in his ears.

‘Professor Tei, you say? Ahhh… Even for you, Sir Gara, now is a bit… I won’t stop you if you insist on going, but I think you’ll find it quite unpleasant. They’re in the heat of the moment, and a man like you, Gara, is bound to get caught up in it…’

‘So that’s what he was talking about.’

Waving his hand in acknowledgement, he slammed the door shut and left. As he’d said, he was going outside to find a carriage and weapons, but in Tei’s eyes, it looked like he was running away from the woman.

“I might be able to have a satisfying fap after a long time… right? Lina Mama?”

“Nheee~♡ Th-that’s true, but♡ To think my partner would be Sir Gara, who was once in the same party~♡”

“Sir Gara has a huge dick, so make sure you come back properly broken.”

“Mhnnnngh♡ Y-yes, I under, stand~♡ I’ll come right back after it’s over♡ and give my sex report♡ and jerk Tei’s dick~♡ I wiiiill~♡”

“I’m looking forward to it! No matter how amazing his huge dick is, don’t you ever forget that you love my dick the most!”

“Mhe♡ Mheee♡ Yees♡ I’m Tei’s woman, after all♡ No matter how much he thrusts♡ or how much I moan♡ or how many times I orgasm~♡ I’ll never betray you~♡”

With that, Lina happily smiled as she received the sole of Tei’s foot with her chest and face.

This was their way of loving.

Hearing they were a priest and an elf, one might think they were engaged in a love more platonic than anyone else’s, but in reality, they were a perverted couple engaged in a love more grotesque than anyone else’s.