Chapter 87: (Side Story) [Yuki’s Confession Room] Sister Yuki, Sister Rei. We’re here to listen to your worries. [Yuki/Rei/Lunaverse] (1)

“Yukigenyo! I’m the so-called something-or-other lady, Amano Yuki!”

“Konbanana! I’m the contractor of the phoenix, Hibana Rei!”

-Yukigen~

-Konbanana

-Banana LOL

-🍌

-Yukigenyo!

-🍌

-🍌💦💦

-🍌

-Hey, the water is dangerous, LOL.

Rei, who had completely fixed her greeting to ‘Konbanana’ after establishing the concept during her debut stream.

Perhaps because of that, a culture had taken root where viewers spammed banana emoticons every time her broadcast started.

“First off, today I plan to do a confession booth segment with my junior.”

After the last confession booth segment, the amount of nun-themed fan art had increased.

Among them, there was also priest-concept fan art of Rei, so I picked one out appropriately and set it up instead of my usual avatar.

“I’ve already posted a submission request on the Newtube community today, so everyone, hurry up and apply!”

-Oh

-Yabe, there are already so many submissions.

-The firepower is good.

-Going to apply now.

-I’ve already applied!

The number of submissions already posted on the Newtube community was easily surpassing three digits.

It seemed the Yukidan had quite a lot pent up since I hadn’t done a confession booth for a while.

Really, it seems like the Yukidan can’t function unless Yuki-chan periodically relieves them.

There’s probably no one else who thinks about the Yukidan’s welfare this much.

“And unlike last time, today I’m thinking of inviting other Lunaverse Vtubers as guests.”

“Huh? There were guests too?”

“…I told you via DM yesterday evening, didn’t I?”

“Ah… right.”

I definitely told her guests were coming yesterday, but she forgot.

Is her memory goldfish-level?

Or is she just playing a ‘ponkotsu’ (clumsy) character?

-Memory LOL

-She forgot this.

-i forgor

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-pon

-Get a grip!!

-This… seems to require some head-down punishment.

-Private, you’re dismissed!

-Marine intelligence LOL.

Well, either way, the viewers’ reactions weren’t bad, so it should be fine.

Thinking that, I brought up the submission request post on the second monitor and started reading through the submissions received so far.

“Junior-chan, have you read the submissions?”

“I’m checking now, but the submissions aren’t as spicy as I thought?”

“Wait a minute. Not spicy?”

“Yes. Perhaps because most of the viewers are Yuki-senpai’s, most of the posts are normal.”

-?

-???

-Eh…?

-This isn’t spicy?

-?

-This one’s immune to spiciness LOL.

-I’m getting dizzy.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Just how deep into the abyss are you…

-Seriously LOL

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

It seemed Rei usually did broadcasts that were incomparably spicier than mine.

I thought my broadcasts were quite risqué, but if this wasn’t spicy, what kind of life had she been living…

No wonder Manager-ssi’s dark circles had increased lately.

I was feeling a little guilty, thinking it was because of me, but it seems it was because of this junior. What a relief.

I was prepared to be scolded at least once, but I was glad I probably wouldn’t have to be.

“Ah, anyway… Shall we start reading the submissions then?”

“Yes, Senpai.”

“Junior-chan, you pick the first one.”

“Eh? Me?”

“Yes. It’s our first collab with a junior, so of course, you should pick.”

-Eh?

-This might be a little dangerous…

-Leaving the fish store to the cat.

-LOL

-Yabeee…

At my words, Rei seemed to ponder for a moment about which submission to choose, then picked one from the many and started reading.

[Yukigenyo! This is a Yukidan who applied last time too.]

“”Yukigenyo!””

[And the reason I’m applying this time is for none other than relationship advice.]

“Relationship advice? Among our Yukidan, is there anyone who would need relationship advice… I wonder?”

“That’s what I’m saying. Most of them are probably shut-ins like Senpai.”

-Hey

-Don’t hit where it hurts.

-It hurts…

-Ouch!!

-Stop the factual assault!

-Huh? Why am I crying…

-Factual assault is a 14-day ban.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

“Alright, alright, everyone quiet down. Junior-chan, read the submission.”

As I mediated the Yukidan, who were starting to show signs of depression, Rei began to read the submission again.

[One day, I, a second-year high school student, received a tutoring offer.]

[My family was poor and I urgently needed money at the time, and since I was relatively good at studying, I accepted the tutoring job.]

[However, as soon as I started tutoring, what appeared before me were quintuplets, all on the level of super-duper pretty girls from our school…]

As Rei read up to that point, I hurriedly cut her off and interjected.

“No, no, no, no, wait a minute. Yukidan, is this for real?”

“What’s wrong, Senpai?”

“No, this is totally like ‘The Quintessential…’”

-LOL

-Is this a weeb light novel? LOL

-Super-duper pretty girls from our school, my ass.

-Seriously LOL

-‘Super-duper’

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-The five quintuplets are obsessed with me.

-The Quintessential Yuki?

-A/MA/NO/YU/KI

-LOL

A submission with content that seemed like it would appear in some anime.

It was similar to the Yukidan who previously submitted nonsense like the stepmom washing machine story.

“Anyway, this submission is a pass.”

“Why?”

“Isn’t it obviously fake? Rather than paying attention to a submission like this, we should read other diligently written ones.”

“Too bad. I was thinking of telling them to create a 5-person harem and have a 6P orgy.”

“……Hey.”

-LOL

-6P?!?!?!

-What’s an orgy!

-Sh*t LOL Harem LOL

-A harem route?

-Tone it down.

“This won’t do. If this continues, Junior-chan will keep going wild, so I’ll pick an appropriate submission and read it.”

To manage Rei’s rampage, I picked up a submission that seemed relatively moderate.

Seeing that it roughly mentioned something about a washing machine, it seemed like a normal submission.

I immediately began to read it.

[Hello? I’m a primate who recently became a fan of Banana Rei-ssi.]

“Konbanana.”

“Konbanana! Our primates have written submissions too?”

How can a Vtuber’s fandom name be ‘primate’…

Well, considering Rei’s greeting ‘Konbanana’ became a meme, it wasn’t that strange.

Still, calling people primates, what’s with that?

It’s kind of scary, like they’re going to start making ‘ooki’ noises in the chat.

-Ooki!

-Sh*t LOL

-Oo, ookiki!!

-Ooki!

-Ookiii~♡

…They’re already ‘ooki’-ing.

Let’s just ignore it and read the submission.

[To be honest, lately, I’ve been feeling like I’m not much of a human being.]

[I truly feel self-loathing every single day, and it’s so hard.]

[And the beginning of all these incidents was because of a washing machine.]

“A washing machine? What happened with a washing machine to make you feel self-loathing?”

“Who knows? Did they fap with the washing machine or something?”

-LOL

-Uh oh… No way…

-Washing machine fap, for real? LOL

-Seriously.

-Nah, no way.

“I-I’ll keep reading.”

Feeling a bit anxious at Rei’s words and the chat, I read a little further into the submission.

[One day, while I was masturbating in the bathroom, I suddenly felt like something was missing.]

[So I turned my head and looked to the side, and I saw the washing machine, vibrating and spinning with a ‘whoong whoong’ sound.]

“No way, surely…”

[When I touched it, I felt a faint vibration from the body of the washing machine.]

[As if possessed by something, I approached the washing machine.]

“N-No, right?”

[And in the end, I made love with the washing machine.]

“……”

And at the content that followed, I was finally speechless.

-?

-W-What is this…

-Is this… the primate average?

-No, sht LOL

-I think I’m going crazy.

-Kkiyoooooootsss

-No, why is this real?

-LOL

-Why is washing machine fap real LOL

-Crazy bstard.

-LOL

-I’mgoingcrazyI’mgoingcrazyI’mgoingcrazyI’mgoingcrazyI’mgoingcrazy

-Save me.

-LOL

-LOL

-Kkuaaaaaaaah!!!!!

The chat window exploded into total chaos.

As I remained speechless, Rei, who had been quiet until now, started to speak.

“Well, that can happen.”

“What do you mean, ‘that can happen’?!!”

“It seems like it would feel good because of the vibrations?”

“How on earth can you even think of such an idea…”

“No, Senpai, don’t you use things like vibrators? I thought someone like you would have tried it at least once…”

“…What? N-No!! I’ve never used one!!”

-Sh*t LOL

-This is truly dizzying.

-Yuki-chan… why are you denying it so strongly?

-Strong denial means strong affirmation…

-So Yuki-chan uses those things…

[MeltedIceChilling has donated 10,000 won!]

-Wait, if you use toys, doesn’t that mean you’re not a virgin anymore…

“N-No!! Yuki-chan is not a non-virgin!”

“No, if you use toys, isn’t that already a disqualification from the ‘mind-body-spirit’ theory…”

“No!! I definitely still have my hymen!!”

“Ah, wait. So does that mean you don’t do insertion…?”

“You, just shut up!!”

-LOL

-Today’s spiciness level is insane.

-Is this… a collab of spicy people?

-Heuuhng…

-But is it okay to mention hymens…?

-If you thought we’d like this kind of talk, you’re absolutely OH YEAH.

-Oh yeah~~

The spiciness level skyrocketed in an instant, and the chat window became a complete mess.

Even I, with my face flushed to the limit, couldn’t easily speak, when Rei continued.

“Well, I understand. I use one often too.”

“…What? You use one often?”

“Yes. With a vibrating massager, like this, brrrr…”

“Y-You crazy b*tch! What are you doing on stream!!”

-Brrrr

-Crazy btch LOL

-Brrrr~~~

-Sht LOL

-This is the future of Vtubers.

-Brrrr, are you nuts LOL

The chat window flipped out due to Rei’s ‘brrrr’ comment.

Unable to handle this pandemonium any longer, I hastily ended the situation and quickly moved on to the second part, the ‘Lunaverse Vtubers’ Counseling’ segment.

I think this junior is really crazy…

That’s not the thought process of a normal person…

Having peeked into the ‘true abyss,’ I thought.

At this rate, I might lose my position as Lunaverse’s crazy b*tch.

No, perhaps I’d already lost it a long time ago.