Avoiding Memes

    Avoiding Memes

    [Legeno and Output’s Joint Project, What Is It? (+1853)]

    [Legeno’s Ambitious Comeback Project, Survival Reality Show? (+1833)]

    [Legeno’s Reckless Move After 1 Year of Self-Reflection Due to Participant’s Injury? (+1782)]

    [Legeno Is a Legend. Participant Candidate Registration Starts Next Week (+1771)]

    [Top 3 Female Cammer ‘Hyena’ Statement: Wants to Join the Project (+1760)]

    The hottest topic dominating the gallery all week was the new project that the returning Legeno was ambitiously promoting.

    He’s already called top-tier on New Continent TV alone, but now he’s collaborating on a project with Output, who’s rated just slightly below him.

    It could be said to be almost an all-time scale project.

    Naturally, BJs sensitive to viewer trends and currents couldn’t help but be interested.

    Related content was being mentioned not just in the gallery but in most BJs’ live broadcasts.

    From what kind of content they’re expecting, to whether they’ll apply, to how they predict its success or failure… the hot interest continued unabated.

    Naturally, such a trend existed in my broadcast too.

    -Hani-nim, did you hear the latest info on Legeno’s project? They say it’ll probably be a survival reality show this time.

    -For real, I heard that too. From what I heard, Legeno and his broadcast manager are looking for uninhabited islands.

    -Gives me chills ㅋ What is this, a public broadcast? A mere BJ trying to film such a large-scale content?

    -Honestly, Legeno can do it. Think 410,000 fan club members are nothing? His YouTube channel also just passed 1.3 million recently.

    -Output is cooperating too, so… maybe it’s possible?

    “Hmm, I understand you’re all excited, but this is my broadcast, so please refrain from mentioning other BJs as much as possible.”

    I understood the hearts of my viewers well.

    I too was a viewer who enjoyed internet broadcasts for 5 years until I changed into a woman.

    It must be that kind of feeling.

    Just like hoping for our country’s national team to win first place in the Olympics or World Cup, they want the BJ they like to participate and do well in this huge project shaking all of New Continent TV.

    It’s a similar kind of emotion to what’s commonly called ‘national pride’.

    ‘It’s clearly a big opportunity. But it’s a double-edged sword with risks coexisting.’

    Recently, there have been cases of huge scale content being conducted under the leadership of famous YouTubers.

    Content that drew great interest, hitting over 1 million views in just a day as soon as videos were uploaded.

    But by the end of the program, what remained for most participants was only wounds.

    They were terrorized by countless viewers for selfish appearances or bad behaviors shown in the program.

    People rush into the YouTube channels and broadcast platforms of the targeted broadcasters indiscriminately, leaving comments and even sending messages to pour out all kinds of criticism.

    I’ve seen several broadcasters broken like that, unable to make a comeback.

    ‘If I were in an urgent situation I might try it, but I have plans and schedules for the future… there’s no need to take risks unnecessarily.’

    I had to prepare for the penalty broadcast performance right away, and I also made an appointment for a casual duo broadcast with 19girl.

    This month’s schedule running tighter than expected.

    I decide to proceed with today’s content while calming down viewers who keep chattering about the project.

    “The content I prepared for today is a game. It’s a game that a viewer made and sent directly. Thank you ‘Hani’sRegularListener’. I’ll play it enjoyably.”

    -Oh. What’s this ㅋ Looks interesting.

    -Wow. Has Hani become a big company to the extent that viewers directly make games for her?

    -Could it be an R-rated game? My heart’s pounding.

    “It’s not completely original, they said they parodied a game that was popular before. Do you all know the Meme Avoidance game?”

    -No, what do you take us for? We’re on computers all day in our rooms, you think there’s anything we don’t know?

    -Both viewers and Hani cried, everyone cried loudly.

    -Thumbs up for the teacher’s nice life!

    “It’s called the Hani Meme Avoidance game. Okay, let’s start!”

    I’ve received fan art several times, but this is my first game, so I was very excited too.

    A game with graphics that looked like they were made with dots.

    Some BGM that stimulates the desire to challenge plays, and on the main screen was a dot representation of me with both middle fingers raised during the past mask cam broadcast.

    “No, this is strange from the start. There’s no way I would have made such a bad gesture. Isn’t the creator mistaken about something?”

    -For real, I acknowledge the thorough historical accuracy.

    -The creator doesn’t seem to like dramatization much. Seems to be going completely documentary.

    -Hani’s mask cam broadcast that she doesn’t do anymore… brings back memories ㄷㄷ;;

    Viewers not agreeing with my opinion at all.

    I snort and press the game start button.

    Suddenly, someone’s voice screaming “Kyaa!” is heard.

    Then my dot character appears and bangs on the keyboard, doing a shotgun motion.

    “Uh, huh?”

    I’m just a square.

    I had to move this to avoid various colorful attacks.

    Keys spilling from the smashed keyboard.

    I tried hard to move and avoid the projectiles, but at the end when the dot character shouted “I hate Timong!” and did a shotgun motion with both hands, almost the entire screen was covered with keyboard fragments.

    Of course, the square I was controlling was hit by it too.

    The energy bar decreases.

    Roughly looking, I’ll get a game over if I’m hit two more times.

    “No, what kind of balance is this? This is a completely failed game, failed!”

    -Such high praise from the start?

    -All viewers declare this a god-tier game.

    -Look at the deer scream sound and keyboard shotgun ㅋ The historical accuracy is on point.

    Before the next stage appears, money and hearts appear.

    Hearts recover one bar of energy and money raises the score.

    As I’m moving the square hard to eat those, suddenly the BGM changes to a tense one.

    Simultaneously, a dot character reveals itself.

    It was my appearance wearing cat ear headband and tail.

    -Hani cat, hi!

    -Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big coming?

    -For real, just do it according to historical accuracy ㅋ

    As viewers expected, the Hani cat character starts dancing Karya’s butt dance.

    But it’s endlessly stiff.

    Viewers are happy saying the historical accuracy is perfect.

    “No, this is an exaggeration! It wasn’t that bad. I was amazing when I moved my waist!”

    -Seeing that almost ended the teacher’s life. Stop talking nonsense and focus on the game.

    -Hani’s dance is legendary. Even seeing it as a dot character makes my heart swell.

    -For real, I’m so looking forward to the penalty broadcast ㅋ It’s Rolling this time, right? Can it surpass Karya’s butt dance?

    The dot character advances while doing the butt dance.

    I barely jump over it with a double jump and stall for time.

    I cleared this stage safely without getting hit.

    I acquire the hearts and money that appear again.

    -Still, you’re doing well for your first time playing. Are you setting a record from the first round?

    -ㅋ Of course you’re first place even with 1 point since it’s the first time. What are you saying?

    -We saw the butt dance, so let’s go with bouncing this time.

    As if some viewer’s words came true, what appeared in this stage was a dot character in bunny girl outfit.

    Suddenly it takes a crouched rabbit-like pose, then hops up.

    At the same time, carrots pour down like rain from the air.

    “No, this is too much!”

    At least do either the character jump or carrot attack, not both!

    Regardless of my outcry, my energy decreased by 2 bars.

    And the next stage follows.

    Out of nowhere, I appear wearing a pure white uniform.

    Then I jump high and smash falling boards with dazzling kicks while descending.

    Fragments scatter in all directions.

    I try hard to avoid them, but when the uniformed character suddenly stops breaking and does a roundhouse kick, I get a game over.

    “Aaaaargh!”

    -ㅋ The self gets hit by the self-character’s kick.

    -Is this saying you have to overcome ‘yourself’?

    -Teacher above, live your real life ㅋ

    -Game over in just 4 stages? Is this Master tier?

    “No, don’t be unfair. The difficulty is weird. The projectiles fill almost the whole screen, how am I supposed to avoid them!”

    Ignoring the viewers’ mockery, I start the game again.

    I can’t give up like this.

    I’ll at least check all the memes that appear.

    I start the second attempt.

    Fortunately, stages 1 and 2 were the uniform kick and bunny girl I’d already seen, so I passed them smoothly!

    I reached stage 3.

    Then a majestic BGM plays.

    A character dressed in flowing clothes with a cape like a king opens its mouth.

    -Don’t be too discouraged. Your opponent is me.

    Whoosh-!

    Huge trophies fall from the sky.

    It’s the Ladies League championship cup.

    Additionally, the character repeatedly shouts “Your opponent is me”.

    I didn’t realize at the time, but hearing it from a third person perspective, it’s quite a cringeworthy line.

    -ㅋ Is it like “In my right hand is the black flame dragon…”?

    -Let’s send Hani to the League of Legends World Series!

    -Let’s title this stage “Hani Doesn’t Hide Her Power”.

    -So fun

    I barely cleared it.

    After collecting the hearts and money that appear in the middle, I see the next stage is Hani cat.

    I pass it safely and check, when suddenly a tense and heart-fluttering BGM plays.

    Detective Conan’s main theme!

    Small Hani appears to match young Conan’s build and shouts while stretching out her hand:

    -The culprit is among us!

    “Crazy!”

    Laser beams shoot from the fingertips.

    Every time a line is spoken, it bursts out in rapid fire.

    An insane difficulty.

    I barely endured with one energy bar left, when suddenly a huge plate taking up over half the screen falls from the sky.

    And then for the first time, a voice other than mine is heard.

    -Sweet and sour pork should be poured over, of course!

    -No, it should be dipped.

    After Lark and my voices intersect, the sweet and sour pork sauce flowing on the ground starts boiling like lava.

    Then small bubbles start rising from under the square I’m controlling.

    -Pop!

    “This isn’t right!”

    A pillar of water… no, sauce rises in real time following the square.

    And chunks of sweet and sour pork thrown from the right corner once in a while.

    With the crazily increasing difficulty, I’m about to go out for lunch.

    “Just how many types of memes are there in this!”

    I barely clear past the sweet and sour pork and the ideal type world cup stage, then shout with difficulty.

    Then the creator who was giggling with the viewers said:

    -Hani’sRegularListener: You’re almost done. You’ve finished about half, so you just need to do as much as you’ve done so far.

    “……”

    -ㅋ Surely you’re not planning to just do it roughly and pass over what a fan made with effort?

    -Yes! This calls for at least a 10-hour broadcast.

    -Don’t be too discouraged. Only half left. Kekeke.

    It was the first day I ended the broadcast past midnight.

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