Chapter 85: What Do I Do If You Actually Hug Me [R-18]

If I remembered correctly, the twin sisters’ market value was 900,000 Coins.
In other words, they were a duo whose combined worth was about 900 million won. I wasn’t trying to disrespect Serena’s friends, but could we really win against them in our current state?
The difference in our market value was so vast I already felt outmatched.
‘Isn’t the balance in this game completely screwed up…?’
It would have been nice to have some time to calmly sort through my thoughts, but everyone had already disembarked from the carriage.
“…But why are we being executed along with the rebels?” Sarika muttered, still pretending to be tied up.
“Because in the actual scenario, the thief tries to escape here and gets killed by an arrow.”
“…”
Of course.
Just because the situation was similar didn’t mean it would unfold exactly like the game I knew.
For one, the characters were different.
We were students from Essol Academy, here to clear this dungeon.
That meant we had to stay true to our respective roles…
Those twin sisters must have also dived not too long ago.
Wouldn’t they also be lacking information about the current situation?
Which one was the older sister and which was the younger? They were identical blonde, yellow-eyed twins, so I couldn’t tell them apart.
“Oh. It’s the handsome Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“It’s the Onahole Man from F-Class.”
The lovely blonde twin sisters, Kannika and Sanvika, recognized me.
“You’re not really going to execute us, are you? We’re fellow students; we can’t do that to each other.”
“Right. We don’t actually mean it.”
“But we’ll be taking the rebel leader.”
“If you resist, we’ll have to punish you, Onahole Man.”
The rebel leader… that meant Isolde.
I glanced over to see what Isolde was doing, and she was filming me from behind.
“Hey…”
“Save me, Serena’s Oppa~. If you do, I’ll suck it for you as a reward☆”
“Can an idol for the masses even say something like that!?”
Once her on-air comment was over, Isolde turned off her phone screen and let out a deep sigh.
“It’s okay, because Pinksol is the NTR Fairy.”
What kind of concept was that?
Suddenly, donation messages started exploding around her phone for us to see.
– Kuaaack! No! Protect our Sol!
“Ah~ Siljieutnam-nim, thank you for the 150 Coins. But for just this much, I might as well be making out with the alpha male, Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim~?”
“…”
Saying something like that to someone who donated 150 Coins…
A cute, pink magic wand suddenly appeared in Sol’s hand.
“What’s that now?”
“I get a weapon when I receive donations.”
Her talent was even more bewildering than mine.
“You didn’t take what I said about sucking you off seriously, did you?”
“…O-Of course not!”
This girl.
She kept alternating between her cute, on-air tone and her usual, deadpan tone, completely messing with my head.
What a wily, pink-haired streamer!
“But fighting in this situation is way too disadvantageous for us.”
The twin sisters nodded.
“That’s right~.”
“Besides, it says Onahole Man Kim Sang-hyeok is unaffiliated.”
“I…”
“If you go capture that pink-pink junior over there, we’ll accept you on our side, Onahole Man.”
“Don’t you think siding with the pretty twin sisters would be better?”
…Siding with the twin sisters….
I was momentarily tempted.
“Give it up! The magical girl Pinksol won’t be letting her guard down for a D-rank friend’s older brother.”
…If her comments about ‘alpha male Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim’ were just for the broadcast, this seemed to be her true feelings.
Then again, it would be weirder for her to treat me, a D-rank who’s shown nothing, as a serious threat instead of ignoring me.
“D-rank? That’s strange.”
“D-rank?”
The twin sisters seemed to have exceptionally good instincts.
“We don’t get the feeling that Sang-hyeok is D-rank.”
“Yeah. Sang-hyeok is strong, right? Not as strong as us, but still.”
It would be nice if they’d at least let their guard down.
Fighting the blonde twins here was not the best course of action.
But…
“Sorry, but I can’t be on your side.”
I pulled out my Glock.
“Why? Because of Dihrit?”
“It’s famous that you two don’t get along.”
“That’s part of it, but the biggest reason is…”
This had to be the right choice.
I was here in Serena’s place, after all.
“Serena wouldn’t have abandoned her friend.”
[You have chosen the Rebels.]
[You have changed class to 【Rebel Warrior】.]
“Can’t be helped, then.”
“This is going to hurt a little, Onahole Man.”
Just as the blonde twin sisters were about to start the fight,
A large spire came crashing down with a roar!
“Twins! Help me!!”
I heard Dihrit’s scream.
Looking over, I saw a woman with a greatsword running wild.
It was Hilaria, with a market value of 5,110,000 Coins…!
“Why is the great general so frail! Huh? You should have made me the general! You idiots!”
“Aaargh, this crazy, rhino-like bitch…!!”
So she’s a rebel, too!
It seemed she knew she had to cause a disturbance and was rampaging like a beast to fit her role.
Like Leida, Hilaria was a tall girl with a solid, athletic build.
With her braided hair hanging down to her waist, she swung a massive greatsword with one hand, smashing the spires to bits.
“Now!”
The moment the twins’ attention was briefly diverted,
I aimed at the soldiers surrounding us and fired rapidly!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
One shot, then another!
I shifted my aim with disciplined movements, quickly taking down one target after another!
[Your Gun Mastery level has increased.]
[Switching to Tactical Shooting.]
[Fast Enemy Kill pt+3]
[Fast Enemy Kill pt+4]
[Bold Decision pt+1]
Did I just do that?
Even after taking down eight men at once, I couldn’t believe it. My hands were trembling.
To use a computer game analogy, it was as if my body understood exactly where the aim would land when I moved the mouse.
“Here comes the magic wand from Siljieutnam-nim☆ Hya!!”
Fwoooosh!!
A 150-Coin fire show!
As Isolde swung the magic wand, an immense torrent of flame erupted, forcing even the twins to back away from us for a moment.
As the number of Imperial NPC soldiers dwindled, the Rebel NPCs all began to run rampant!
“Protect Lady Isolde!”
“Waaaah!”
“This way! Run!”
I grabbed Sarika and Isolde and ran.
We have to get out of here!
“Where do you think you’re going!”
Just as the twin sisters were about to move, the female warrior leaped from the crumbling spire, landing with a slam of her greatsword.
Kuuuuuuung!!
The ground shook as if from an earthquake. Hilaria then swung her dark greatsword and shouted at us.
“Go!”
“Thanks, junior!”
At this rate, she could lay waste to this whole place by herself and still have energy to spare.
An incredible number of Imperial soldiers were swarming the area. We had to find an escape route…!
Sarika held off the pursuing Imperial soldiers, guarding our rear.
“Did you find a path? Seonbaenim!”
“I’m looking!”
[Activating 「Insight – Red」.]
A path to the underground. Found it!
I immediately entered an empty tower, ushered Sarika and Isolde inside, and barred the door.
Thump! Thump-thump-thump!
Hearing them pound on the door as if to break it down, I knew this place wouldn’t hold for long.
We hurried down the stairs leading to the basement.
The bottom led to a cave, where an iron-barred gate blocked the passage leading outside. It was locked.
“This is…! Let me check!”
Sarika seemed to have realized something.
“There are lockpicks on the table next to it. As the thief, I can use my skill to remove the lock…!”
Bang! Bang!
I blew the lock apart with my gun and kicked the gate open.
“This is called a door breach.”
It’s a technique for blasting open doors with a gun.
Did they think a cute little medieval lock could stop me?
[Destroy and Proceed pt+5]
The outer god seems to approve.
“For now, let’s just focus on getting out of here.”
Narrowing my objective, I took the Benelli out of my inventory.
Leaving the chamber empty so I could fire a slug round at a moment’s notice, I slung it over my shoulder, aimed my Glock forward, and advanced.
Whenever a goblin poked its head out of the cavern, I blew it away.
[Tactical Shooting Pt+3]
[Tactical Shooting Pt+3]
[Bold Execution Pt+4]
Bang! Bang! Bang!
When the Glock jammed, I casually switched to the Python and kept firing.
The goblins that appeared along the way fell without so much as a scream.
I’d already killed countless goblins.
I could see their every move.
“Seonbaenim…”
“What? Keep moving. I’ll watch our back.”
Sarika and Isolde were staring at me as if they’d seen a ghost.
“…I heard… you were D-rank…?”
“A D-rank who’s just a little good with a gun.”
How was I supposed to explain this?
“There’s no way a D-rank can land dozens of headshots in a row. That was amazing…”
Isolde also grabbed my sleeve tightly.
“What is it, Isolde?”
“If you end up carrying us like this, Seonbaenim…”
“If I carry you?”
“I might actually have to suck it for real…”
Isolde’s ears turned bright red.
“…So why are you a lewd and depraved streamer in the first place?”
“Lewd and depraved? I’m the NTR Fairy, providing fap material to all the NTR-lovers beyond the screen.”
“That is lewd and depraved!”
Who even likes NTR in this day and age? NTR!
It’s utterly hideous.
“The ritual where my viewers, who love the NTR idol Pinksol, have just finished anointing you as the absolute alpha male of our broadcast has just concluded.”
“I don’t understand a single word of that… But I can’t just half-ass this.”
They both seemed to agree on that part.
“Let’s go. I’ll protect you both.”
“…Hnngh…”
“Ah…”
The looks in both their eyes were strange.
No, I’m not trying to hit on you right now!
I could see the chat window popping up around her smartphone.
Pop-pop-pow!
Donations exploded.
– No!! Please, Serena’s Oppa, don’t make our Sol’s womb throb as you please!
“Ah. 3cmDefeatJujunim, thank you for the 50 Coin donation. Even if you say that, it’s already throbbing~.”
– Sarika-chan, you should ovulate in front of the alpha male too!!
“Hey, hey? I told you you’d be banned if you say weird things to my friend, right?”
‘These are the worst viewers ever…’
To think they enjoyed watching the streamer they stan get stolen by an alpha male.
Soon, we could hear the footsteps of the soldiers following us.
For now, we had no choice but to keep moving forward.
We followed the stream flowing along the floor, heading straight through the cave until the cold wind grew stronger.
The exit was gradually coming into view.
Two large yetis stood guarding it.
The final sentinels?
“This won’t be an easy breakthrough.”
“There they are! Get them!”
As the soldiers swarmed in, Sarika turned around and drew her sword.
“I’ll hold them off here!”
“Got it. Isolde, you and I will break through.”
Isolde nocked an arrow to the bow she’d gotten from the 50 Coin donation.
“What about that magic from before?”
“I’m out of uses.”
“…”
Tsk. Guess I have to do it.
“Lure one of them over here. I’ll take care of it.”
“Will you be okay on your own? Yetis are B-rank, so it’ll be really dangerous.”
Was this Isolde’s real personality?
Hearing her speak without the broadcast tone felt strange.
“Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim?”
She was pretty and had big breasts.
If she just didn’t do weird things, she’d be really…
No, stop thinking strange thoughts…
“Yeah. I’ll be fine on my own.”
Sarika took down the Imperial soldiers one by one as they poked their heads into the narrow passage.
Meanwhile, I circled around to avoid being noticed by the yetis, waiting for Isolde to lure one of them out.
“Guuuk!”
“It’s coming your way, Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim!”
Having loaded a 12-gauge shell into the Benelli,
I hid behind a stone pillar, then leaned out slightly, stepped forward, and fired at the yeti.
「Personality Excretion Lead Shot」
BOOM!
Just one shot.
A recoil unlike anything I’d ever felt from a rifle, something I’d never experienced before, shook my body.
‘Nice. I’ve got the feel for it now…!’
Shk-chk!
A thick shell casing flew out with the pump of the action.
“Kuaargh!!”
The yeti collapsed, spilling out Jelly from a single blast of lead pellets.
As expected of a shotgun.
There was no way it would lack impact force.
“Become an onahole.”
Before anyone could see, I turned it into an onahole and collected it in my inventory.
[Yeti Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[An onahole with a pleasantly cool temperature and a delicate tightness.]
[Rarity: B+]
[Tightness: A | Durability: A | Warmth: A | Response: A]
[Yeti Onahole collected.]
[Strength +3]
[Agility +3]
[Stamina +3]
“Next.”
“Kuuuuk!”
“It heard the sound and it’s coming! Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim! Be careful!”
Isolde shouted a warning.
I know.
BOOM!!
I unleashed another volley of lead pellets, silencing it.
“Keh, ke-eek.”
It writhed as if to insist it could still move,
But the Personality Excretion had already begun.
The yeti spilled out a white Jelly, which I also turned into an onahole and collected.
‘Clean.’
[Simultaneous Yeti Elimination pt+10]
[Perfect Shot Pt+15]
[Ally Protection Pt+3]
“Let’s go!”
“Yes!”
Now it was my turn to hold the line!
While Sarika and Isolde ran ahead, I bought time by laying down suppressive fire on the pursuing soldiers.
“Seonbaenim, you can come now!”
Seeing that our leader had made it out of the cave, I holstered my gun and ran.
Goal!
[Dungeon Cleared]
[『Final Contribution』 pt.53]
[『Squad Contribution』pt.109]
The surrounding space rapidly deconstructed.
Already?
[Moving to the Neutral Zone.]
We had cleared the dungeon, but instead of returning to reality, we were transported to a colorless, empty space.
“Seonbaenim! We cleared it!”
“You worked hard, Sarika.”
“You were the one who was amazing, Seonbaenim.”
How embarrassing.
“I’m sorry for underestimating you because you’re D-rank.”
“No, it’s understandable.”
Isolde was staring intently at her smartphone.
“I’m in trouble.”
“Why?”
“My chat is getting spammed with people flaming me because you saved me and I didn’t suck you off.”
“You seem pretty calm for someone in trouble.”
“I know how to handle perverts. Pinksol is the NTR Fairy, after all.”
“…”
What, does she want me to actually start making out with her?
“Please just let me pretend near your neck. Like this, hold it so the top is cut off… Sarika, can you film this?”
“O-Oh? Okay.”
“…”
As I leaned down a bit, Isolde wrapped her arms around my neck, acting like a lover.
“This is what happens when you all don’t protect me.”
Isolde started sucking on the back of her own hand near my neck.
This was kind of hot, too…
“Look at Seonbaenim’s dependable body and broad shoulders. When a woman is held by a man like this, it’s just game over, you know? It’s impossible with your pot-bellied bodies.”
Strangely, the flame comments stopped.
“Slurp. Slurp… Seonbaenim. I love kissing you…”
“…Am I kissing you right now?”
– lol Knew it
– Busted for not being real NTR
– lolololol the guy is brutally honest
“…”
“…”
Isolde stared at me blankly.
“…Instead of this. Should I hug you? How about that?”
She did say it was game over when held by ‘a man like this.’
I suddenly pulled Isolde into a tight hug.
The sensation of her soft breasts pressed against me, spreading through my body.
“Hic!?”
Isolde jumped, her back going ramrod straight.
“What’s wrong?”
Squeeze…
“…Ah… Aht… Y-you can’t just… actually hug me…”
The chat window began to refresh at a terrifying speed.
She had 5,000 viewers.
“…If you… actually hug me… what do I…”
“This isn’t it?”
This time, I was the one who started sucking on the neck of the people’s idol, Pinksol.
“Hic!! Don’t really suck… Nngh… you can’t!”
– What the fuck? Where is he sucking?
– No!
– Let go of our Sol!! Aaaaargh!!!
“Let her go? Why would I, when she likes it this much?”
Is this how it’s done?
I held the people’s idol, Pinksol, and rubbed against her.
“I said you can’t… Ah…♡♡ Hngh, I hate it when you smell me.”
The genuine hug made the donations explode, reaching 800 Coins.
“We’re good now, right?”
“…”
Released from my arms, Isolde nodded, her face flushed red.

Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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