Chapter 85: Epilogue

[☆(Information) The 3rd generation is out]

(3rd gen profile.jpg)

They’re debuting three members, just like last time.

But what’s with the orange hair?

Why does the design look so much like jjolmyeon?

(TL note: Jjolmyeon” (쫄면) is a type of Korean noodle. The noodles are known for being very chewy and are typically served cold with a spicy, sweet, and sour gochujang-based sauce, often mixed with vegetables.)

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ㄴJjolmyeon, fck lol

ㄴStill, Jjolmyeon looks the best.

ㄴFor real, she looks the most enticing.

ㄴIt’s not Jjolmyeon, it’s Rei.

ㄴI’m just gonna call her Jjolmyeon.

ㄴlololol

ㄴWhat’s with the green hair?

ㄴThe 3rd gen debuted faster than expected.

ㄴIt’s because the 2nd gen is doing well.

ㄴAh, there is one monster among them.

ㄴWill there be anyone worth oshihen-ing to?

ㄴIt’s the rabbits again.

ㄴThose rabbit fans always say they’re going to oshihen but never actually change.

ㄴFor real lol

ㄴThis is Yukidan. I will oshihen to Jjolmyeon-noona.

ㄴWait, why?

ㄴBoobs.

ㄴFck lolololol

ㄴSo straightforward lololol

ㄴUnderstood completely lol

[【Debut Stream】Contractor of the Phoenix, I am Hibana Rei!【Rei】]

[98,000 people watching]

“Hoo, hoo…”

‘I’m more nervous than I thought.’

‘Maybe I shouldn’t have debuted as a Vtuber after all?’

‘I made a lot of money with crypto, I should have just lived quietly and had fun…’

[Manager Unni: The stream will start soon.]

[Manager Unni: Please get ready.]

[Rei: U-uhm, okay…]

The broadcast time had crept up on me.

Honestly, I felt like I was going to explode from nervousness.

‘As expected, for someone like me who has lived as a shut-in all her life, streaming is too much…!!’

‘What if I make a mistake in the middle?’

‘Or what if I can’t control the level of appropriateness, say something weird, and get banned…’

“……”

‘No, this is something I wanted to do.’

‘Wanting to become like the person I admire, this is something I chose to start myself.’

‘I’ve practiced so much until now, if I just do as I’ve always done, I should be able to stream without any problems.’

‘Yes, I’m sure it will be fine…’

Click.

With a click, the broadcast screen switched.

Following that, as my avatar appeared on the screen, I brought the microphone to my lips.

And then, in a very loud voice.

“Everyone, Konbanana!! Contractor of the Phoenix, I am Banana Rei!!!”

I shouted.

-?

-Banana?

-F*ck lololol

-Yep, you’re flamed~

-What banana?

-It’s probably Hibana lololol

-No way lololol

-She’s starting a flame war right from her debut.

-Banana? Oh my…

-That kind of banana?

“…Ah.”

‘I-I messed up…!’

‘I was supposed to say ‘Hibana’ but I said ‘Banana’!’

‘What do I do?’

‘F-first, I need to salvage this…’

Cold sweat trickled down my back.

My mind went blank.

Due to the unexpected situation, proper thought processing became impossible.

Even so, I desperately tried to come up with a comment to salvage the situation.

Words, formed without sufficient thought due to my panic, spewed out of my mouth unfiltered.

“Ba-banana is good… I used to use a 500 won glue stick, but these days I’ve switched to bananas…”

-?

-?

-?????

-?

“Ah, b-but I always use a condom properly…!!”

Even the usually chatty chat window couldn’t help but freeze in an instant.

Of course, what had just happened was far beyond their range of expectation.

[Manager Unni: Haah…]

[Manager Unni: F*ck]

It was the moment a supernova of Lunaverse’s 3rd generation was born.