Chapter 84: It’s not good to have a lot of women!

– “Little missy, you came again today?”

– “You’re a kid yourself… always calling me a kid.”

– “I’m a kid, but you’re a tiny tot. It’s clearly different! And I’ll grow up fast if I just sleep ten more nights?!”

– “I’ll also become an adult quickly if I sleep ten nights and wake up!”

– “Alright, alright~ When that happens, I won’t call you a kid anymore.”

– “Mmm… Call me by my name.”

– “Haha, alright. Then you have to call me Oppa, too, okay?”

– “Hehe… Alright. Sihyun Oppa…”

– “You’re calling me that again? My name is Sihyun.”

Rustle.

‘Ah… it was a dream…’

A girl barely managed to raise her body, which had been buried in the blankets.

It was Emilia, the young prodigy working as the Chief Researcher for the American Guild, Eternal Guardians.

–Rub-rub.

The girl rubbed her eyes with small hands and stared intently at the direction where the sunlight streamed in.

The sunlight from outside the window brightly illuminated her bright and beautiful light green hair, signaling the arrival of morning.

“Sihyun Oppa’s dream… It’s been a while.”

Around her coral-colored eyes, faint dark circles seemed to linger, indicating fatigue, but they did not diminish the beautiful girl’s appearance in the slightest.

Rather, they only added to her decadent beauty.

‘I should get up…’

As the girl rose from the bed, her thin pajamas, worn only lightly, draped down along the curve of her chest.

It seemed that if touched even slightly, they would slip down immediately, revealing the girl’s secret place, which would surely sway the hearts of many men.

‘Oppa seems to like big chests…’

Every time his arm brushed against her chest on the shuttle bus, his mouth twitched.

She felt a little embarrassed, but she was relieved that Oppa seemed to like it.

‘What people said was right… Men really do like those things…’

Emilia had recently written a post on a popular online community.

As soon as she learned that Sihyun worked at Dawn’s Light, she wanted to find out how to have a dramatic reunion, or how to charm a man she hadn’t seen in a long time.

She was a genius in research, virtually unmatched, but she had no knowledge whatsoever when it came to dating, and no one to ask, so she had no choice but to use the internet.

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[Leaf Story Gallery]

[Title] Tell me how to charm Oppa whom I’m meeting after a long time.

I think I’m going to meet my Oppa whom I parted ways with when I was little. How should I approach him so he sees me as a woman?

– Yeah, next up, military veteran high school girl lol

– STFU lol Is there really someone who posts topics like this on a game gallery lol

– (Author) I heard there were a lot of people here…

– There are a lot, but everyone here is an idiot, so they can’t answer topics like this. GG

– You f***er, where do you live?

– But are you really a Mesuni? Are you pretty?

– (Author) I’m not sure…

– Then you’re ugly, you b*tch lol

– I’m a dating expert, just do as I say. First, no acting like you know him at first. It’d be a disaster if your Oppa doesn’t remember you. I recommend just approaching him naturally.

– And do the ‘subtle chest brushing’. If you subtly brush your chest against him as if it’s not intentional, any man who isn’t impotent will fall for it right away lol

– (Author) It’s a bit embarrassing, but… I’ll try my best.

– You’re seriously going to believe that? lol You’d be a great guarantor lol

– But if a flat-chested b*tch does that, it’s actually disgusting. It only works if you’re at least C-cup or bigger.

– If you’re really a Mesuni, succeed and post a review lol

– Saving this post. It was fun to have a fresh question in this shitty gallery for once lol

– So what time does the patch end today, f*** I’m in a hurry!

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At first, Emilia didn’t know what ‘subtle chest brushing’ meant, so she even searched for it and studied.

And when she finally met Sihyun again, she used the technique the community members had taught her, and the result was quite satisfactory.

–Tap-tap.

‘Now that I’ve met Oppa and talked a bit, I should ask what to do next…’

Emilia logged back into the gallery and asked what the next step should be.

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[Leaf Story Gallery]

[Title] I’ve reunited with Oppa, what should I do now?

I did the subtle chest brushing and talked a bit, but I don’t know what to do next…

– Military veteran high school girl again lol

– Are you really a Mesuni?

– Is she a Mesuni? Clearly just clickbait.

– She posted again, so maybe it’s real? Anyway, if you reunited well with that Oppa, the next step is to entice him to eat or go out with you lol

– And react well, okay. Men are attracted to women who smile a lot, even if they have small chests lol

– (Author) Thank you, everyone.

– Oh, is she really a Mesuni? Her way of speaking is so polite.

– Seriously, I wanna squish her cheeks lol

– Just authenticate yourself once before you go!!

– Come back if you succeed, Mesuni lol

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Emilia planned to approach Sihyun again with the knowledge she gained from the community.

But there was one problem.

‘I… can’t smile, what should I do…?’

Emilia lay on the bed, practicing a slight smile while looking in the mirror.

But the reflection in the mirror only showed an awkward expression, and she couldn’t even move the corners of her lips.

‘Why won’t it work…’

The girl had originally been good at expressing emotions, even more expressive than others.

She was a normal girl who cried, laughed, and got angry like any ordinary person, but strangely, after [The Day of Genesis] when urban legends became reality, she started to become unable to express emotions, and now she couldn’t do it at all.

A peculiar state where she felt emotions but couldn’t express them externally.

She even purposefully joined a famous guild as a researcher to find out the reason, but she still hadn’t found the cause.

‘Still, let’s practice… If Oppa sees my smile, he might remember when we were little…’

And if he remembers, Oppa will surely hold my hand and stroke my hair just like he did back then.

He’ll remember the promise we made when we were very young.

‘Sihyun Oppa cherished me so much… He’ll definitely do it. When I meet him today… I’ll suggest we go out and play together.’

Emilia nodded slightly, muttering to herself.

–Rustle.

She styled her hair in her usual way and quickly got ready for work, putting on a white lab coat that completely enveloped her small body.

“Fighting today, too…”

–Pitter-patter.

Emilia threw a word of encouragement to her reflection in the mirror and headed out.

On her way to work, the girl hoped she might run into him, yet she maintained a blank expression as she walked towards the guild headquarters.

Her footsteps were steady as usual, but her heart began to thump softly.

Because she would soon meet her beloved Oppa.

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“Seriously, I was told to go out on an external assignment, so I rushed out… but why am I standing at the airport holding a welcome sign?”

I let out a small sigh at the absurd situation and looked around.

Next to me, fans eagerly awaited the return of ‘someone’, and several media outlets were also waiting with cameras.

“She was famous even before her long-term overseas dispatch… But with her great performance abroad, she’s practically a celebrity now.”

The person I, and the crowd here, were waiting for was Han Gaeun, the sole daughter of the Master of Dawn’s Light.

Since today was the day she returned after her long dispatch, someone had to go pick her up.

– “If you go pick up Gaeun today, I’ll let you leave directly from the airport, so please go. My wife and I are both busy and can’t go.”

The Master had offered early dismissal as a condition, tempting me, so I couldn’t refuse the favor.

‘A salaryman’s wish is, first, to leave work, and second, to leave work.’

As I mumbled to myself, holding the sign, that’s when.

–Click! –Click!

“She’s here! It’s Han Gaeun!”

“Kyaaaak! Unnie, take me!”

“Ms. Han Gaeun! We hear your achievements in resolving urban legends overseas are outstanding. Is your Awakener rank going to increase now? Please say a word!”

Flashes popped everywhere, and camera shutters clicked rapidly.

A fence formed by people surrounded a girl, busy requesting photos and interviews.

‘Gaeun is really famous, isn’t she? Well, I guess it makes sense, considering she’s like a hero who saved many people from urban legends.’

Light pink hair illuminated by camera flashes, and glowing sunset-colored eyes.

A tall, slender height, and a chest and hips that made their presence known.

She was one of the next-generation heroes, perfect in both skill and appearance.

“Oh, of course, her personality is a bit eccentric— Kyaaaah!”

–Embrace!

“Oppa~~~ Did you come to pick me up? I’m so touched! Hehe.”

“Yeah, it’s been a while… but you were surrounded by people, when did you get here?”

“Hehe, I flew over as soon as I saw Oppa.”

Gaeun seemed happy to see me after a long time, continuously rubbing her face against my chest and grinning.

‘Why are all the girls around me like cats?’

“Oppa, let’s go somewhere else first. There are too many people, it’s annoying.”

“You must have it tough too. How does it feel to be popular?”

“It’s terrible, terrible! I’m not even interested, but men keep talking to me, and I hate it…”

“If you got a boyfriend, it’d solve the problem, why don’t you?”

“I don’t know… You idiot…!!”

“Anyway, since the pickup is over, I’ll get going now. I have a lot of things to do.”

I actually thought Gaeun might get angry if I left right away,

But Gaeun, far from getting angry, smiled playfully and hugged me even tighter.

“Oppa, did you know? The reason Dad told you he’d let you leave early today was so you’d spend the whole day with me today? Hehe.”

“What?”

“It’s true. You probably have a message, too.”

I hastily opened my smartphone to check the message.

[Sorry I couldn’t tell you beforehand. Please spend the day with Gaeun today.]

This muscle-bound old man… How dare he trick me?

‘I thought it was strange that he avoided my eyes when he told me to leave early. He’s going to stab me in the back like this?’

Just you wait.

Next time, I’ll get my revenge by lying to the madam that the old man keeps harassing me!

“Therefore! Today, Oppa, you are my one-day attendant!”

“Haa, so what do you want to do?”

If you can’t avoid it, you have to enjoy it.

I tried to think positively, and since things had turned out this way, I decided to satisfy Gaeun quickly and go home.

“Hehe, Oppa! I want to go to an amusement park. Let’s go to Yongin!”

“Amusement park?”

“Yeah! We only went when we were little, and we haven’t been once since we became adults~ Let’s go quickly~!”

Gaeun grabbed my hand and immediately ran towards the parking lot.

More importantly, an amusement park.

‘I thought we’d just eat and maybe shop, but an amusement park?’

That’s quite problematic.

Because today, a small researcher girl was attached to my side due to the .

“Gaeun, it’s fine to go, but actually, there’s one more person in my car—”

Beep!

The moment Gaeun ignored my words and opened the car door,

“Sihyun Oppa… you’re here?”

Emilia, sitting quietly in the passenger seat, solving a Rubik’s Cube with her small hands, stared intently at Gaeun and me alternately.

“O-O-Oppa… Who is this girl…? Who is she, in Oppa’s car, and in the passenger seat?!”

To explain who Emilia was, I’d have to start with Leah’s story.

That’s too long, isn’t it?

As I was at a loss for where to begin explaining, Emilia gracefully got out of the car and trotted over to me.

“Emilia?”

“Sihyun Oppa, I’m supposed to be with you all day today… Who is this airhead woman…?”

An airhead?

Emilia, you’re more outspoken than I thought, aren’t you?

“What? An airheaaad?! What did this brat just call me?!”

“I’m not a brat. I’m Emilia.”

“Oppa! Explain right now. What is she?! D-Don’t tell me you brought another girl home while I was gone?!?!”

Gaeun, demanding an explanation with a face as if she wanted to devour me, and Emilia, calmly holding my hand with a blank expression.

Stuck between the two girls, I definitely felt like I was being punished.

Punishment for being a married man to Luna and kissing Leah on the cheek yesterday!

“Sihyun Oppa… You’ll be with me today, right…?”

“Oppa… It’s my first day back, are you going to start like this…?”

Please, kids, I really feel like I’m going to throw up!