Chapter 84: [1 million subscribers] I’m a bigshot now!!!! Hehe [Yuki]

[☆The 1 Million Newtuber, Lady Yuki, is here~~]

(Image of Yuki sitting on top of Akari, Miho, Rin, etc.jpg)

Make way~~~

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[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

[What is this kekeke]

[(Sexy~ emoticon)]

[The way their faces are squashed is so fcking annoying.]

[IKR lol]

[Why is Akari smiling?]

[The boss is smiling… just fcking smiling…]

[Sh*t kekeke]

[This is dizzying.]

[(Hey you emoticon)]

[Crazy kekekekeke]

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[☆Yuki of Knights]

<Newtube Video Link>

How is it?

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[Crazy bstard.]

[He’s a truly amazing crazy bstard.]

[He’s using shotgun sounds for the beat kekeke.]

[Fcking catchy.]

[What’s with the SexyFck in the middle? kekeke]

[Crazy lol.]

[Crazy btch.]

[Is this… the dignity of the Yukidan…?]

[The vocaloid tuning is fcking well done.]

[Vo?caloid tuning?]

[Uh uh, not that kind of training/taming.]

[Then what is it?]

[It’s making the lyrics pronounceable. It uses ‘jo’ for melody and ‘gyo’ for teach.]

[Yukigenyo~~]

[This is going to Best Reply.]

[Sh*t kekeke.]

[Came from Golden Ring channel. You’re good with the shotgun.]

[Kekekeke.]

[They’re still using this song.]

[But it’s a classic for edits/mashups.]

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[☆Today is the day Yuki becomes a 1 Million Newtuber]

Amano Yuki.

The reason I love you

Is not without cause.

Others may love only my smile,

But you love my tears as well.

If there are 7 billion Yukidan in the world, I will be one of them.

If there are 100 million Yukidan in the world, I will also be one of them.

If there are 10 million Yukidan in the world, I will still be one of them.

If there are 100 Yukidan in the world, I will yet be one of them.

If there is one Yukidan in the world, that person will probably be me.

If there is not a single Yukidan in the world, then I will no longer be in this world.

Yuki, my love.

Yuki, my light.

Yuki, my darkness.

Yuki, my life.

Yuki, my joy.

Yuki, my sorrow.

Yuki, my pain.

Yuki, my rest.

Yuki, me.

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[The Yukidan are at it again…]

[They’ve gone crazy kekeke.]

[Look at the downvotes.]

[Stop reusing this copypasta.]

[IKR lol.]

[Yuki, me.]

[From today, Yuki and I become one!!]

[Become one? Oohyah…]

[Heueung…]

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[Yuki’s stream is on]

[Let’s go~~]

[Let’s hit 1 million~]

[Gold Button Yuki!!]

[Golden? Bedwetter…]

[Sh*t kekeke.]

[Stop teasing her kekeke.]

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[【1M Subscribers】I’m a bigshot now!!!! Hehe【Yuki Yuki】]

[29k watching]

I started the stream.

It was almost a daily routine now, but somehow, writing ‘1 Million Subscribers’ in the stream title felt different.

‘I’m starting to feel nervous, just like during my debut stream…’

‘I think I’m sweating more, and my hands are trembling a little.’

“Hoo…”

I took a deep breath, inhaling and exhaling.

With each exhale, I released the tension.

Then, with my body a little calmer than before.

Just like always.

I greeted the viewers.

“Yukigenyo!! This is Yuki, the young lady who will soon be a 1 million Newtuber!!”

[Wow!!]

[Yukigenyo!]

[Yukigen]

[Wow! 1 million Newtuber!!]

[Yukigenyo~~]

[Why are you so late]

“Sorry, I had to go to the restroom…”

[Urgent poop?]

[Yuki-chan’s urgent poop…]

[Uh oh, no way]

[tag:scat]

[Uh uh uh uh]

[Stop!!]

“…Really. Even though it’s a 1 million subscriber stream, it’s no different from usual.”

I thought it would be different since it was a special day, but the chat was as filthy as ever.

Not that I disliked it.

In fact, their usual behavior gave me a strange sense of relief and comfort.

A small smile formed on my lips as I continued.

“Anyway, I started the stream a bit early today because I thought I’d hit 1 million subscribers… but quite a few of you still showed up, huh?”

[Well, that’s because the Yukidan… are unemployed.]

[Kekekeke]

[Hey]

[They are unemployed, right?]

[IKR lol]

[No facts allowed]

“Haha… Well, thanks to that, you were able to come to Yuki-chan’s stream.”

‘Those who couldn’t watch are probably whining on the community forums right now.’

‘But what can you do?’

‘It just so happens to be right before 1 million.’

‘If they don’t like it, they can watch the VOD.’

[Subscriber Count]

[999,732]

“About 300 more to go now.”

[What, why so fast]

[The Yukidan’s firepower is insane]

[Yuki’s subscriber growth is crazy]

[267 left]

[No no, 263 now]

[999731]

[What, why is it going down]

[999728…?]

“Ah, ahh, ahhhhh!!!!”

[Subscriber Count]

[999,721]

The subscriber count was dropping rapidly as the Yukidan unsubscribed.

At that, I practically screamed at the Yukidan.

“Stop it!! Don’t unsubscribe!!!! Aaaargh!!!”

[They’re unsubscribing]

[Kekekeke]

[Plummeting like a b*tch~]

[This is what the Yukidan are all about kekeke]

[IKR lol]

[I thought it was getting too wholesome]

But no matter how much I shouted, the subscriber count only went down, showing no signs of going back up.

After about 10 minutes of this.

The subscriber count had dropped by over 100.

[Subscriber Count]

[999,672]

“Guuuh……”

[Kekekekeke]

[Scrub~]

[They actually brought it down by hundreds]

[Is this the Yukidan’s firepower…?]

[It’s too cold to be called firepower, more like ice power]

[Cold…]

[Yuki-chan has gone cold…]

“…Hey. Isn’t it a bit dangerous for me to go cold?”

[Uh uh uh uh]

[Sh*t kekeke]

[W-what is this…]

[Uh oh]

[Necrophilia…?]

[I’m getting scared…]

‘Seriously, it’s not like it’s tag:necrophilia.’

‘Anyway, those Yukidan. As expected of a fanbase called a mental asylum, they’re all crazy.’

But should I call it fortunate?

Afterwards, everyone resubscribed, so at least the subscriber count stopped dropping.

It was only natural since the Yukidan were the ones who unsubscribed in the first place…

[Subscriber Count]

[999,791]

[JuWakGuOkJiHye donated 10,000 Won!]

–Do you have any message for the Yukidan?

“Well, not really. I’m very grateful as always, and I hope you’ll continue to love Yuki-chan a lot…?”

[Oh]

[Somehow touching]

[Emoi…!]

[Why is Yuki-chan answering seriously?]

[The Yuki-chan I know is…]

“No, then how else should I say it? What on earth do you usually think of Yuki-chan as…”

[Erogaki?]

[A 30-year master of sx jokes]

[Sht kekeke]

[Pettanko]

[Uh… Crazy b*tch?]

[Why is it all negative]

[S*xy s*xy~~]

[Cutting board]

“Why is there nothing but negative things!! Isn’t there anything… any positive perception of Yuki-chan?”

[Yeah]

[Nope]

[There isn’t]

[None at all]

[Nashi~]

“……”

‘They’re really f*cking too much.’

‘I’m starting to regret speaking well of the Yukidan earlier.’

‘If I’d known, I would have just called them lolicon perverts…’

[Subscriber Count]

[999,869]

[IsseumIsseum donated 1,000,000 Won!]

–Congrats in advance on 1 million subscribers! YMS! YMS! Yuki-chan! Maji! Sexy!

Just then, a Super Chat popped up.

I was momentarily flustered by the staggering amount of 1 million Won, but I managed to continue speaking calmly without making a mistake!

“Akasupa arigato!! See!! There are many kind Yukidan like this… Everyone, you should be half as good as that Yukidan.”

[Half?]

[Meaning, pay 500,000 Won…]

[Be like them (financially)]

[Kekekeke]

[You crazy b*tches kekeke]

“Don’t make Yuki-chan out to be money-crazed, hey!!!!”

‘Why would you interpret that mathematically and divide 1 million by 2!!’

‘It’s just an idiom!!’

But shouting more here would only hurt my throat, so I just made the tsukkomi inwardly and didn’t show it.

[GujeuGojeuMeseu donated 500,000 Won!]

–Yuki-chan… you must be desperate for money, huh…? You should have said so… Take this. It’s this month’s living expenses… Well, if my wife and baby starve, we’ll figure something out…

[?]

[Yabe]

[No, this is really…]

[What? That’s a lie, right? Please tell me it’s a lie…]

[????]

[Mister, what are you doing spending your living expenses on a Super Chat?]

A Super Chat with quite serious content.

My expression instantly hardened, and I began to speak with a trembling voice.

“No… wait a minute… I, I can’t accept living expenses from someone with a family…”

[GujeuGojeuMeseu donated 500,000 Won]

–Of course, it’s a lie. I live alone. Anyway, congrats on 1 million.

“…Hey!!!”

[Kekeke]

[Kekekekekeke]

[He actually fooled her]

[Keke]

[There’s no way a Yukidan is married, right?]

[IKR lol]

[If you encounter a Yukidan introducing themselves as a woman or a married man, run away. That is no longer a Yukidan.]

[What’s with the Napolitan kekeke]

[Kekekeke]

[Subscriber Count]

[999,951]

While chatting with the Yukidan like that, the subscriber count reached a point where less than 50 people were left until 1 million.

Since it looked like I’d hit 1 million soon, I stopped the idle chatter and slowly started counting.

“Alright then, I should slowly start the countdown.”

[Already?]

[What, when did it go up so much]

[ㄷㄷ]

[50 left]

[Wow! So fast!]

[Subscriber Count] [999,963]

“It went up again while I was talking!”

[Are people speeding up because it’s the home stretch?]

[Unsubscribing immediately]

[You really are something kekeke]

[Satan’s out of a job…]

[Kekekeke]

“Um… let’s stop unsubscribing at this point, okay? Yuki-chan might get really hurt if you do…”

‘No matter what, unsubscribing here is not right.’

‘This is like saying ‘Airplane~ Vroooom~’ bringing the spoon to someone’s mouth and then snatching it away.’

‘Even my dad would cry at that point.’

‘…Though I wouldn’t know, since I don’t have one!’

[Subscriber Count]
[999,988]

“Oooh! Only about 10 left now!!”

[Finally!!]
[10 people?]

[It’ll happen right away at this rate]

[Let’s go~~]

[Let’s hit 1 million~~]

[Golden Yuki, let’s go~~]

“Then, shall I start the countdown? 10! 9! 8…”

[Subscriber Count]

[1,000,002]

“7…?”

[Kekeke]

[Kekekekekekeke]

[Failed spectacularly.]

[You should have done it earlier.]

[IKR lol.]

[Kekekeke.]

[Scrub~]

I had started the countdown thinking it would take a bit longer, but embarrassingly, the subscriber count surpassed 1 million while I was counting to 7.

Still, I calmly continued the countdown as if nothing had happened.

“…6543210 Ding! One million subscriberssss!!! Achieveeeed!!!!! Waaaaaah!!!!”

[Kekeke]

[That’s forced, lol]

[Congrats congrats]

[1 Million!!!!!]

[Finally 1 million!!]

[88888888]

[Congratulations!!]

[Congrats]

‘Well, everyone still congratulated me as if nothing happened, though.’

‘Were they perhaps holding back from teasing me until the 1 million mark?’

‘As expected, the Yukidan usually just tease me, but seeing them like this, they have quite the tsundere streak.’

“Well, anyway, I made it. 1 million.”

[What the lol]

[Why no reaction?]

[Somehow like Akari.]

[Boss Yuki kekeke.]

“I shouted earlier, didn’t I?”

[No waaaay kekeke]

[You think that’s enough? Kekeke]

[Kekekeke]

[Keke]

[Hey, don’t try to get away with just that!!]

[Kekekeke]

‘I shouted so hard earlier that my throat hurts a little.’

‘But well, I achieved 1 million anyway.’

‘This should be fine, right?’

‘Anyway, there were no problems, so in the end, it’s O.K….’

“Well, since I’ve hit 1 million, I’ll be ending the stream soon.”

[…?]

[Ending the stream here?]

[Don’t goooo]

[TTTT]

[TTTTTTTTT]

[If you’re not here, we’re doomed TTTT]

[Don’t go]

[TTTTTT]

“I’m streaming again tomorrow anyway, right? Why is everyone acting like they’re trying to stop someone from leaving for good?”

The chat window was instantly flooded with ‘TTTT’.

Why are they reacting so strongly when I’m just going to stream again tomorrow?

Anyone watching would think I was graduating.

[Retoruto donated 10,000 Won!]

–The 10,000 punches of gratitude… doko?

[Kekeke]

[What about the naked dogeza of gratitude?]

[Sht kekeke]

[When will you do the ‘heueung’ of gratitude?]

[Please do an ear-cleaning ASMR of gratitude.]

[Stop it, you bstards.]

[A swimsuit Zero Two dance of gratitude… is not needed.]

[Overdoing it!!!!]

“Hey, why is the swimsuit Zero Two not needed!!”

[Because… you’re pettanko.]

[Kekeke.]

[Kekekekeke.]

[Not needed.]

[Take it back.]

[Kekeke, that’s f*cking too much.]

‘Somehow, anger boiled up from within me like magma, but I held it in since it was the 1 million subscriber stream.’

‘There was no point in getting angry here.’

‘Instead, I’ll have to discipline the Yukidan soon with a stream they hate.’

‘For example… doing a sexy dance in 3D.’

“Then, I’ll slowly end the stream now.”

[YachuBibim donated 30,000 Won!]

–Even if you’re going, a S*x Beam at the end wouldn’t hurt, right…?

A donation arrived just then.

After reading its content, I immediately shouted into the microphone with all my might.

“S*X BEEEEAM!!!!!”

[Kekekekeke]

[SX BEEEEEEAM!!!!!!!!]

[She just blasts it out immediately.]

[Sht kekekeke.]

[Yasu Beam!!]

[Kekekeke.]

“That’s good now, right? I’m ending the stream, okay?”

[Yeah.]

[I acknowledge/approve.]

[Kekeke.]

[This is enough to approve ending the stream.]

[S*x Beam is king-approval kekeke.]

[IKR lol.]

[Yasu Beeeeam~~]

Having barely obtained the Yukidan’s permission, I could finally end the 1 million subscriber stream that had dragged on.

And, just before ending the stream.

I said my usual, always-used phrase to the Yukidan once more.

“Then, today as well,”

‘Today as well.’

‘Thank you for coming to my stream today too.’

‘Thank you for enjoying the stream, and thank you for your support.’

‘For giving me so much love.’

‘Thank you, truly.’

“Yukigenyo!”

‘Yukigenyo.’

‘See you next time.’

‘Please, be sure to come watch the next stream too.’