Chapter 80: It’s okay, sis. Since it’s your first time, I’ll be kind to you

“Come to think of it, Rin.”

“Yes, Unni?”

“Your real name was definitely… Park Arin, right?”

‘Come to think of it, Rin’s real name is a bit hazy.’

‘I always call her by her streaming name, so now it’s actually more awkward to call her by her real name.’

“That’s right…?”

“That’s a relief. Honestly, I almost forgot.”

“Even so, forgetting a name… Isn’t that too much?”

“Then Rin, do you know my name?”

“Of course, that’s… Seo…… Seo-ah…”

“Ha.”

‘As expected, Rin also seems to have forgotten my name since she’s only been calling me by my streaming name for a long time.’

‘She racked her brain for a moment, trying to recall, then, as if she finally remembered, she told me with a bright expression.’

“Seo, Seoeun! Kim Seoeun!! See! I remembered, didn’t I?”

“Rin.”

“Yes?”

“Pathetic…”

“……”

“I still remembered the name ‘Arin’ though…”

“No… it’s not that…”

“What? Seo-ah? Who the hell is that? Who on earth are you cheating on me with!!”

“I’m not cheating!!”

“Well, I’m just kidding.”

“……”

At I clarified that it was a joke, Rin pouted and puffed up her cheeks.

‘Somehow, I found her so cute that I started stretching and kneading her puffy cheeks.’

“Hehe… Your cheeks are so puffy…”

“…Don’t do thaaat…”

“Come to think of it, for a person’s name to be Park Arin. Isn’t that too lewd?”

“What? My name is lewd?”

(TL Note: “박아 린” (Park-ah Rin) can be punned with “박아” (Park-ah) meaning “to fck/pound/stick into”. So “Fck Rin” or “Pound Rin”. This is a wordplay joke.)

Rin asked me back with an innocent expression, seemingly unaware of the hidden meaning in her name.

‘Seeing her like that, I put on a lewd smile, pretended to be embarrassed by covering my blushing cheeks with my hands, and said.’

“Park-ah Rin. Park-ah… Rin… To ‘park-ah’… Huk! Rin, don’t tell me you’re…”

“N-No! It’s not like that!”

“Futanari…”

(TL Note: Futanari refers to a character with both male and female genitalia, often used in hentai.)

“Really!! Stop teasing me with my name!!”

This time, as if she was truly angry to the tips of her hair, Rin’s face flushed red as she grabbed both my wrists.

As I was stunned by her sudden action, muttering ‘Eh…?’, Rin restrained both my arms with one hand and started tickling my armpits with her other hand.

“Hyaht… Ri, Rin! Wai…”

“This is punishment for making fun of my name. …Take this!”

“Haang~ Heuut… Haak…”

“…Don’t tell me you’re making those weird moans on purpose?”

“No, heuut, hey… This is because Rin, haa-eung… is tickling me…”

‘The sensation of slender fingers in my armpits.’

‘That soft yet strangely delicate touch sent an electric signal up my spine, making me shiver.’

“Heuaat… Hieut…!!”

How much time had passed since Rin started tickling me?

My face was even redder than before, and my sensitized body twitched at the mere touch of my clothes.

“Th-That was… I’m sorry, Unni.”

“……”

“I guess I went a bit too far…?”

“…I don’t know.”

Pouting from the sudden tickling, I hugged my knees, puffed up my cheeks, and avoided Rin’s gaze.

‘I’m extremely ticklish…’

‘Being forcibly restrained and tickled by Rin…’

‘My whole body ended up twitching…’

“…It’s all Rin’s fault.”

“What?”

“Just how badly did you want to ‘park-ah’ that you made Yuki-chan like this?”

“……”

“Because of you, my clothes have become all bisho-bisho…”

(TL Note: Bisho-bisho (びしょびしょ) is a Japanese onomatopoeia for being soaking wet.)

‘With sweat, of course.’

‘What on earth are you thinking?’

“Haaa…”

But whatever Rin was thinking, her breathing was gradually becoming heavier.

At the same time, her eyes lost their highlights, and a dangerous glint, like a dark abyss, began to emanate from them.

At Rin’s unusual reaction, I once again let out an ‘Eh…?’ sound and stepped back, but,

Thump.

My ankle was caught by Rin.

“Ri, Rin? What on earth are you trying to do…”

“This is because Yuki-unni started it first.”

“Wh-What are you going to do…?”

“If Unni hadn’t made fun of my name, I wouldn’t have done this…”

‘Such a pervert. She’s just making up excuses.’

Rin’s muttered words made my head spin.

‘Eh?’

‘What on earth is she trying to do?’

‘Her eyes are scary!!’

‘It’s the look of someone who’s about to violate Yuki-chan any second!!’

“It’s okay, Unni. Since it’s your first time, I’ll be gentle.”

“Wh-What? First time? Gentle?”

“Let’s see… Among the things to ‘park-ah’, the softest one is…”

“Wh-Wh-What on earth are you planning to ‘park-ah’? Where on Yuki-chan??”

“I told you it’s okay? Unni just has to lie down comfortably. It’ll all be over while you’re counting the stains on the ceiling.”

“No!! I don’t want to count ceiling stains!! And why does your hand keep moving towards my thigh!!!”

I pull down the t-shirt I’m wearing with my hand to block my crotch.

But Rin’s hand, which was holding my ankle, was slowly creeping up my thigh like a spider.

“I’ll say it again, Unni, you’re the bad one.”

“Wh-What did I do wrong?”

“You shouldn’t go around seducing people like that.”

Rin looked at me with eyes even more sunken than before.

Perhaps due to the heat rising from her body, she was slowly taking off her clothes.

I struggled with all my might, trying to get away from Rin.

“I never seduced you!! Get your hands off me quickly!! This feeling is weird right now…”

Thwack.

“Huh?”

“Eh?”

While I was struggling, my leg hit Rin’s calf hard.

Losing her balance, Rin started to fall towards me.

“Hyaat!!”

Rin’s hands, stretched out in front of her.

Landed right on my chest.

The so-called “lucky sukebe” situation.

(TL Note: Lucky Sukebe is a trope in anime/manga where a character, usually male, accidentally ends up in a lewd situation with a female character, often involving accidental groping.)

Faced with this embarrassing situation for the first time, my face turned red like a ripe tomato, and Rin, flustered, let out a dazed

‘Uh…?’.

‘Now’s the time.’

‘This was the only chance to escape.’

‘If I was going to run, it had to be now, while Rin was off guard.’

Having made that judgment, I immediately pushed Rin’s hands aside and got up.

Rin, who had come to her senses, reached out towards me as I hurriedly fled, but I had already escaped far away.

And so, the prey managed to survive another day among the predators.

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“…So, you’re saying you ran away to my house?”

“Yeah… If I stayed there, I felt like I was going to be eaten by Rin…”

‘Too bad. It would’ve been nice if she got devoured…’

“Hmm, what did you say?”

“Ah, it’s nothing…!!”

The orange-haired, sleepy-eyed girl shakes her head and answers me.

The place I headed to, avoiding Rin whose switch had been flipped, was the apartment upstairs.

It was the home of my devoted fan, ThickChewyNoodles, Shin Ahyeon.

‘Of course, from my perspective living with Rin, I had nowhere else to go outside the house.’

‘Even if there was, there was a high chance Rin would notice.’

‘Besides, as they say, it’s darkest under the lamppost; Rin wouldn’t notice even if I went straight to the apartment upstairs.’

“By the way, Yuki-unni, do you dislike Rin?”

“N-No, it’s not that I dislike her…”

To her question about disliking Rin, I shook my head, my cheeks slightly flushed.

“Then why did you avoid her?”

“It’s just that… being subjected to that kind of thing is embarrassing.”

“Heeh… Just as expected from an erogaki, weak in actual practice…”

(TL Note: Erogaki means lewd brat.)

“What did you say?”

“Ah, nothing. Hehe…”

“……”

‘As expected, this kid, being a Yukidan, is a master at teasing me.’

‘I strongly felt that if I misspoke even once, I’d be beaten up like a punching bag and end up crawling back home.’

“Anyway, your place is clean. It’s completely different from Rin, who doesn’t tidy up.”

“Ah, come to think of it, aren’t both Yuki-unni and Rin-sama rumored in Lunaverse for not tidying up?”

“Hey, that’s slander. Rin aside, I’m good at tidying up, you know?”

“To say that, last time on Miho’s broadcast…”

“That’s because Miho is too much of a neat freak!! And it just happened to be cleaning day, so it was messy!!”

“Yuki-unni.”

“Yes?”

“Pathetic…”

“……”

‘Th-This kid…!!’

‘Hey! You shouldn’t tease your oshi like that!’

(TL Note: Oshi is a fan’s favorite idol/VTuber.)

‘I never expected to hear those words in real life.’

‘I didn’t realize it when I heard it on stream, but hearing it in reality, the damage is greater than I thought.’

‘From next time, I should never come to her house…’

‘If things go wrong, I might get drained of energy even more than when I’m with Rin.’

‘Her way with words is already at a pro streamer level…’

“Have you ever had a job that involves speaking? Like a streamer or something…”

“No? I just learned by watching Newtube.”

“Wow… So, skill with words is also a talent, huh.”

“T-Talent…? I think this is pretty average…”

‘Well, it is on the average side.’

‘Of course, that’s by streamer standards, not regular people standards.’

“Hey, have you ever thought about debuting as a VTuber?”

“Me? No, no, no, absolutely not. Someone like me, a VTuber…”

“No, you definitely have potential. Good voice, good at talking. Plus, you have a distinct character, right?”

“Character…? Me?”

“Yeah. You have orange as your signature color. And a sadist (Do S) personality…”

(TL Note: Do S means extreme sadist.)

‘Besides, she also adheres well to the basic principle of character making, ‘boobs must be big.’’

‘Seeing as she asked for a uterus punch, she seems a bit unhinged too.’

‘She was truly a talent too precious to waste as an ordinary person.’

“Ah, come to think of it, it’s about time for Lunaverse’s 3rd generation recruitment period.”

“Eh, really?”

“Yes. It’s up on the official website.”

“Seeing that you know about it, it seems you already have some interest…”

“Ah, ahaha…”

When I asked probingly, Shin Ahyeon gave an awkward smile.

‘Is she the type who’s interested but lacks the self-esteem to try?’

‘Somehow, it felt like looking at my past self.’

‘It took me a whole three months to decide on my first streamer debut, after all.’

‘If I hadn’t been without a proper job, I might not have debuted at all…’

“Don’t worry too much. Someone like you can become an excellent VTuber.”

“R-Really?”

“Of course. Seeing how unhinged you are to some extent, I’m sure of it.”

“I’m not unhinged…”

“Would a sane person ask for a uterus punch upon first meeting?”

“Th-That and this are separate! This is purely because of my fan devotion.”

“Normally, people don’t say ‘uterus punch’ so nonchalantly just because of that.”

“……”

As if she herself felt guilty about something, she narrowed her eyes and avoided my gaze.

Looking at her, I let out a light chuckle and then continued speaking.

“Anyway, I just said it in passing, so don’t take it too seriously.”

“Yes…”

“As you know from watching the broadcasts, Yuki-chan isn’t the type to think too deeply before speaking.”

“Yes. It seems so.”

“……”

‘See, the way she makes comments like that shows she has talent.’

‘She has so much talent that I could feel a vein popping on my forehead in real time.’

‘Anyway.’

And so, while doing some backdoor promotion for Lunaverse VTubers, I stayed at her house until Rin’s excitement subsided.

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“By the way, what’s this glue stick?”

“What? Aaaah!! W-Wait a moment!!!”

“There’s some strange liquid on it… Sniff.”

“D-Don’t smell it!!!!”