As soon as I returned to the lord’s castle with Siwoo and Chloe, I headed straight for the cathedral.

    Ugh, I’m still not a hero…

    Well, whatever.

    I had tried to correct that title several times already, but it was a losing battle.

    I decided to let it go for now.

    Well, maybe not exactly welcoming us — more like frozen stiff in surprise.

    He must have been sweeping the floor until just a moment ago, judging by the way he stood there, mouth agape, staring at us.

    Without any pleasantries, I marched right up to him and blurted out,

    The bishop blinked in confusion at my blunt request.

    After a moment’s thought, he asked,

    “Is the situation… even more serious than we imagined?”

    If things went badly, I might end up dragging a completely untrained nun into battle.

    I had to make sure that didn’t happen.

    I nodded gravely.

    “Yes, it is serious.”

    Candles burned here and there, providing a decent amount of light.

    Of course, the flickering candlelight gave the place a slightly eerie atmosphere, and some of the candles had burned down so much they were little more than stubs, making the scene feel almost grotesque.

    The holy relic wasn’t much different from what I had seen last time.

    A white cloth, embroidered with a golden cross inside a circle — the symbol of the church — covered the relic.

    The way the relic jutted awkwardly under the cloth made it all the more unpleasant, now that I knew what was underneath.

    But what could I do?

    “I pray that you all return safely,” he said.

    I was going to settle this right here and now.

    She stood there with her mouth slightly open, not fully grasping the situation yet.

    I stopped right in front of her and said curtly,

    Startled by my firm voice, Chloe reflexively held out her palm, and I plopped the holy relic into her hand without hesitation.

    “Hero?”

    Ugh, this guy’s calling me a hero too.

    Is it just too much of a hassle to say ‘Hero Candidate’?

    “Try praying to the goddess while holding the holy relic.”

    “You were trying to borrow the relic, right? Wasn’t that because you knew how to use it?”

    Chloe darted her eyes around nervously and ended up looking at the bishop.

    The bishop, initially just as bewildered, seemed to think there must be a good reason once he saw the ‘hero candidate’ asking so seriously.

    He nodded at Chloe encouragingly.

    I also laced my fingers together and shut my eyes tightly.

    Please, please, please.

    Jesus, Buddha, Allah—wait, no, it’s just the Goddess here, right? Whatever.

    If anyone’s listening up there, please, just this once…

    Please let Chloe be a Saint, like in the game.

    And please don’t let it be one of those conditions where everyone in the village has to die first or anything crazy like that.

    Please don’t let me have some weird bad ending…

    I slowly opened them.

    The entire underground room was bathed in a blinding glow, emanating from Chloe’s hands.

    It was a light far stronger than what ordinary holy magic could produce.

    The same light I had once seen when I proved I had the qualities to become a Hero.

    I heard the bishop gasp in horror.

    He just shrugged at me like, “Told you so.”

    That took years off my life.

    I accepted the letter he wrote by hand and took it straight to the lord.

    No, really.

    He literally danced.

    He abruptly sobered up.

    Then he dropped to his knees.

    It made a pretty pleasant sound, honestly.

    I had expected there would be some kind of reward.

    After all, inviting us into his castle, feeding us expensive food, and treating us so well wasn’t just about commissioning work — it was about forging ties with the future Hero.

    Still… the amount he was offering was a bit much.

    If what the lord had originally planned to give Siwoo and me was only about half of this, it still would have been a hefty amount—enough to pay a party of adventurers for clearing out a goblin den and then some.

    “This is just a small token of gratitude for handling the task and for discovering a Saint candidate.

    And if you ever visit our territory again, I will personally see to it that you are treated with the utmost hospitality.”

    Honestly, too good.

    Well, of course.

    She was about to leave her hometown behind, unable to see her familiar neighbors for who knows how long.

    And on top of that, the village’s nun would now be missing — her.

    The biggest reason for all that… was probably me.

    Honestly, it hurt a little.

    It’s money, after all.

    Who in this world doesn’t like money?

    Even a Hero Candidate like me loved money.

    If I accepted this reward now, I had a feeling it would gnaw at my conscience for a long, long time.

    I plucked two silver coins from the pile.

    “This much is enough for our party. Please use the rest to strengthen the surrounding frontier settlements — send soldiers, build defenses… or at the very least, provide weapons and training so the villagers can protect themselves.”

    Then, his face grew solemn as he gave me a deep nod.

    I turned to Chloe and Siwoo and said,

    “Eh?”

    I owed them an apology — even if Chloe didn’t realize the full reason behind it.

    Feeling guilty, I said, “Both of you, hold out your hands.”

    I dropped one of the silver coins I had kept into each of their palms.

    “That’s it for today. Then next… Oh, right. Chloe doesn’t have a room. It might be a little awkward to have her sleep in our room, though.”

    “Do you two share a room?”

    “Oh my, oh my.”

    I was about to ask Siwoo to say something, but when I turned to him, his face was even redder than hers.

    This guy is just as shy.

    He was even more sensitive than I am in situations like this.

    He’d be embarrassed just from seeing someone’s undergarments.

    …It’s impossible to communicate when we don’t even understand each other.


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