Chapter 78: [3D Public Broadcast] Let’s go twerking!!! [Yuki] (1)

“Haa… haa… So cute… You look exactly like your avatar…”

“Um… you’re making me uncomfortable, could you move your face away…?”

“The blue pill was real after all… It really existed!!”

She wasn’t listening at all.

It seemed she couldn’t control her excitement upon meeting someone she admired.

Her face was flushed, much like Miho’s when she saw an elementary schooler, and she was panting heavily.

“Hey, Yuki unnie!”

“…What.”

“Give me a uterine punch, just once!!”

“……?”

The content was so shocking, completely opposite to her bright voice.

At her sudden demand for a uterine punch, even I felt like I was facing an abyss.

I’d never even considered that female Yukidans existed…

Not only do they exist, but one is asking for a uterine punch right after meeting me…?

Is this… the average Yukidan?

They’re all definitely half-insane…

“…Absolutely not. Yuki-chan doesn’t want to get arrested for assault.”

“Yuki-chan!!! First-person, it’s here!!! This is the first time I’ve heard you say ‘Yuki-chan’ in real life!!!!”

“Ah, no, well… right…”

I looked towards Rin, half-resigned, pleading for help.

But Rin, who I thought was behind me, had already long since fled.

She was already peeking out from inside her room, smiling pitifully at me.

I can’t believe even the Rin-sama I trusted would run away.

This means I have to deal with this crazy woman all by myself…

Is that even possible…?

“So, unnie, about that uterine punch…”

“I won’t do it!! No, I just plain can’t!! I’m not trash enough to gut-punch a perfectly fine person!!”

“Ah, you weren’t…?”

“…Just what kind of image do the Yukidans have of me?”

“Well, obviously… a lewd brat and a psychopath.”

“…I can understand the lewd brat part, but what’s with the latter…?”

No matter what, I’ve never acted like a psychopath on stream.

I thought I’d always shown a benevolent and merciful side, no less than Maman, a pure and innocent image?

What on earth is this psychopath talk…?

“Well, if you keep berating the Yukidans while smiling so brightly…”

“Smiling brightly?”

“Even as a fan, it’s a bit scary, you know? Like a maniac with clear eyes…”

“…That’s too harsh.”

To think that smiling brightly could be interpreted that way.

Still, smiling like that had already become a habit, so it seemed difficult to fix.

“Anyway, hurry up and give me that uterine punch, the uterine punch.”

“…You’re strangely persistent about that one thing.”

“So, when are you going to do it?”

“I told you I’m not!!!”

Anyway.

A slightly unhinged fan had settled in upstairs.

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Time passed, and it was evening that day.

It took longer than expected to shake off that clipper fan.

She was so talkative that I couldn’t find the right timing to cut her off.

Still, when I asked her to leave, she backed down obediently.

It felt like she perfectly maintained the line between ‘malicious’ and ‘devoted fan’…

(Well, it would have been great if she hadn’t acknowledged me in the first place…)

Even so, just having such a noisy person living upstairs already made me feel tired to death.

Ah, by the way, she didn’t seem interested in Rin.

She said she doesn’t consider anyone over 150cm tall a woman…

Seeing as she also likes large chests, she clearly has a similar taste to Miho.

Well, compared to Miho, whose standard is the first menstruation, she’s relatively more normal.

Anyway.

After finishing the conversation with the devoted fan upstairs, time passed, and evening arrived.

And now, I was at the studio rented for the 3D broadcast.

There, I was checking the equipment to be used for the stream with Manager-ssi.

“Aah, this is called a ‘tracker’. It can move the virtual avatar…”

“…Yuki-ssi. How many times have I told you that tracker is expens…”

“Alright, alright. I won’t mess around.”

Unfortunately, Manager-ssi was also present in real life for this broadcast.

No, besides Manager-ssi, there were quite a few other people too.

This was partly because I couldn’t manage the chat during the 3D broadcast, and also because I needed someone to help me put on the 3D equipment in the studio.

[【3D Reveal Stream】Let’s get twerking!!!【Yuki Yuki】]

[31k people watching]

“By the way, quite a lot of people have gathered. Can we start the broadcast soon?”

“Yes. Preparations are complete, and it’s time. We can start.”

“Great, then turn on the stream right away.”

“Yes, understood.”

Manager-ssi gave a short reply and operated the computer in the studio.

Following that, the words ‘3, 2, 1!’ floated in the air, and the broadcast began.

I immediately started preparing with the VR headset on, and soon, the scenery of a ladylike, antique-style room unfolded around me.

[CAM1 on]

-Ooooh

-Finally!!

-3D kiiita!!!!!

-Yukigenyo~

-Panties off and scream!!!

-Twerking! Twerking!

-Let’s go twerking~~~

A camera floated in one corner of the room, and next to it, the comment window.

The camera, with its blinking red light, seemed to be filming me, and in the comment window next to it, the Yukidans were eagerly typing comments, welcoming me.

‘Since this is my first 3D broadcast, I can’t just do a sloppy greeting.’

Just shaking my head left and right like I always do is getting old.

So, since last night, I had been contemplating a signature pose, and as a result, I managed to create a pretty decent greeting.

Thump.

First, I bring my feet together, creating a demure, girly posture.

My left hand is held up elegantly and cutely.

Conversely, my right hand is raised high and energetically, much like a kindergartener crossing the street.

In that state, on tiptoes filled with joy.

Waving the highly raised right hand erratically from side to side.

I smiled the deepest smile I could muster and greeted the Yukidans.

“Yukigenyo!!!”

-Yukigenyo!!!

-Oh, what’s with the pose lol

-She looks excited because it’s 3D

-Cute

-Yukigen!!

-So cute

Fortunately, the reaction was better than I had thought.

Gaining a bit of confidence from that, I twirled around on the spot, showing off my 3D outfit to the Yukidans.

“How is it? Your first impression of Yuki-chan’s 3D appearance.”

-Cute

-Wearing such a cute avatar… twerking…

-Cute lol

-Cute… but the person inside isn’t cute lol

-lololololol

-High quality

“Yes. As expected of Lunaverse, it’s so well-made it could rival the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.”

-lololol

-It’s well-made, hey

-lol

-lololololol

-Armstrong Cannon, sh*t lol

-Hey, isn’t that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? It’s so well-made!!

-lol

With a system that recognizes trackers using a special algorithm, the phenomenon of virtual models trembling, which past VTubers experienced, has been greatly mitigated.

And seeing how the hair, skirt, and frills flutter, the soul of the person who designed this 3D model must be dust by now.

Besides, since it was designed to be similar to my body shape from the start, it looked natural without any particular adjustments.

“Look! I can even dance on stream now, you know?”

I said that to the Yukidans and naturally brought my hands behind my head.

Just as I was about to thrust my pelvis back and forth, shaking my waist.

The chat started scrolling like crazy.

-Uh oh

-Don’t dance

-Stop!!

-Uh oh, you can’t do that

-lol

-The way they’re desperately trying to stop her is so funny

The chat window was foaming at the mouth, trying to stop me.

It seemed the Yukidans didn’t want me to dance.

“Aw, why? Don’t the Yukidans want to see Yuki-chan dance?”

-No

-Don’t dance

-Old lady, you reek of old lady.

-lololol

-Ajumma~

-My Yuki-chan doesn’t dance!!!

“Hey, I’m not an old lady! Yuki-chan is an eternal 17-year-old high school girl.”

-As if

-Yeah, right, delusional patient

-Yuki is the same age as Miho

-She’s spoiled…

“What do you mean spoiled! This is perfectly ripe. Look! Yuki-chan’s bouncy chest!!”

I yelled at the Yukidans and thrust my chest towards the camera.

It had grown a tiny bit compared to the Live 2D days, but it was still a chest as flat as a board.

I tried hard to shake my chest left and right, but its steadfast, cliff-like appearance was pitiful to behold.

-Ah, aah…

-Flat-chested

-Poor thing…

-Overripe lol

-Overripe lololol

-Cutting board

[AnonymousM donated 10,000 won!]

-Yuki-chan, no matter what, how can you show your back on stream?

“…Hey.”

Still, saying my front and back are the same is rude, isn’t it?

Yuki-chan is a girl too, saying things like that hurts her feelings, you know?

But knowing that reacting like that would only worsen the teasing, I let out a long sigh and changed the subject.

“Come to think of it… we were supposed to twerk last time, right?”

-Eh

-Twerk…ing?

-Gonna lower my screen brightness

-lololol

“A promise is a promise. Yuki-chan is a real woman who keeps her promises.”

-No, it’s okay if you don’t keep it

-Don’t keep it lol

-Just don’t do it

-For everyone’s eye health, isn’t it better not to…?

-For real lol

“Then I’ll start right away, okay?”

-No!!

-Yamero!!!!!!!

-Crazy lol

-Twerking… no… my eyes….

-lololololol

-Twerking sh*t lol

I immediately turned my back to the camera and placed my hands on my thighs.

Then, in that state, I bent my knees as if sitting down,

And started to shake my butt like crazy.

-Kyaaaaaah!!!!!

-My eyes…

-?

-?

-What is this

-?

-Why is she good at it?

-Sh*t lolololol

-No, why is she so good?

-Ooh…

-She’s not… supposed to be good at it…?

-lol

After shaking my butt for about 30 seconds, I checked the chat.

The reaction was more positive than I expected.

No, beyond positive, most of it was ‘Why is she good at it?’.

“What do you mean, why am I good at it? Didn’t I tell you I was a good dancer before?”

-Huh

-You expect us to believe that? lololol

-Seriously, why is she good?

-For real

-Yuki isn’t supposed to be good…

“What do you mean, not supposed to be! I can dance sexily like Miho Maman too!”

My trigger button was pressed by the comment that I wasn’t supposed to be good, and I immediately put both hands behind my head and started shaking my waist.

My pelvis swayed back and forth, and my skirt fluttered precariously with the movement.

It was the ‘Zero Two Dance’ that had once been popular on the internet.

“Sexy, sexy~~~”

-Um… well….

-It’s not shaking

-Not shaking

-Poor thing…

“…Hey.”

-She dances well but…

-It’s pitiful

-Poor thing…

-There’s nothing shaking…

-Flat-chested

-Cutting board

“Even so, that kind of reaction is too much!!!”

Other streamers or VTubers wouldn’t do this dance even if you paid them.

In fact, Miho was practically forced to do it after being hit with a 100,000 won Superchat.

And I voluntarily danced it so hard for them.

What…? Flat-chested? Cutting board?

Even I get hurt by such a cold reaction…

Would it kill them to say I dance well, or that I’m sexy!

-It’s the truth though

-Only her hair and clothes are moving

-Wakyapya~

-Yuki-chan is… Yuki-chan. She can’t become Miho Maman…

“…Yeah, fine, I’m sorry Yuki-chan’s chest is small!! I’m sorry for being flat-chested!! Are you happy??”

I teared up from the unfairness and yelled.

…Actually, I already knew.

That trying to push a sexy concept with this flat chest would only end up as comedy.

Yeah, how sexy am I.

I was a gag character from the start, so what.

Let’s not waste time doing pointless things here, just focus on making the broadcast fun.

In short, let’s give the Yukidans what they want.

[Fool’s Banquet donated 100,000 won!]

-Stop emphasizing that ridiculous sexy stuff, and just do some trendy dances.

“…Thank you for the 100,000 won Akasupa.”

A donation arrived just in time.

I responded in a low voice and bowed my head deeply.

Hasta la vida toca, toca, toca, toca~♪

Manager-ssi must have been watching the situation, as the song started playing at the perfect moment.

-?

-?

-What’s she doing

-Is something big coming?

-She’s actually doing this?

The chat started to stir at my sudden action.

I spread my legs a little wider than shoulder-width.

My previously frowning expression changed to a smug face.

And on that slowly raised face.

A smile full of inexplicable confidence was plastered.

Next.

A clown’s show began.