Chapter 77: I hope Rin will make me miso soup every morning from now on-

[☆ Yuki Horror Game Highlight Compilation]

This was seriously legendary.

Any Yukidan who missed the live stream is probably fuming right now, lololol

[Upvotes 28] [Downvotes 3]

– The wetting one was the real legend

– Ah f**k

– LMAOOOO

– Noob lol

– I saw it, losers

– You’re slower than the stream~

– I seriously thought my eardrums were gonna burst from that scream

[☆ You motherf***ers, stop drawing pee lewds already]

(Screenshot of an illustration site.jpg)

Like seriously, what the hell happened for the entire site to be plastered with Yuki pee lewds?

[Upvotes 32] [Downvotes 0]

– LOL

– Those people are everywhere…

– Suspiciously many of them…

– Is pee embarrassing or what?

– This is f**king dizzying

– Our Yukidan… a national disgrace wherever they go…

[☆ Honestly, the problem with the Yuki pee incident is]

She doesn’t really crack down on it.

Any other Vtuber would’ve put out a notice asking not to mention it, but Yuki just grumbles a bit even when a superchat about it comes in during stream.

So… she’s enjoying it, right?

It’s okay to tease her more, right…?

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– The Yuki pee incident? It’s… kinda hot…

– You’re insane

– Yukidan, always classy, lol

– Yeah, Yuki said it’s okay to tease her

– Huh? When?

– I can’t believe she gave permission for this

– The real perv was Yuki all along, lololol

– Yuki’s gay…

– Everyone’s lost it

– (Can’t comprehend emoticon)

– (Yuki happy emoticon)

[☆ (Info) Yuki Original Song Just Dropped!!!]

Take your seats immediately.

You’ll regret it for life if you miss this one.

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– Seated!

– (Seated emoticon)

– What’s the concept though?

– Dunno?

– Probably something sexy, given the mature theme

– How can a song even be sexy…?

– Just wait and see

– Who’s the composer?

– AzelliaP

– Who??

– Are you even an otaku if you don’t know AzelliaP…?

– You don’t know Azellia???

– Oh it’s starting

– LET’S GOOOO~~

– What is this LOL

– What the f**k lol

– Why is the song so chaotic?

– That’s just how AzelliaP’s music is

– Wtf lmaooo

– They really put “sexy sexy~~~” in the song

– Fr lol

– Sexy sexy~~~

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

[☆ Sexy sexy~~~]

(Middle portion of the original song MV.mp4)

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– Sexy sexy~~~

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– Sexy~~~

– This is giving me motion sickness…

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– (Yuki sexy emoticon)

– Why are all the comments just “sexy”…?

[☆ Miho’s 3D Stream Was Insane]

Damn that body

[Upvotes 51] [Downvotes 0]

– Wow…

– Instant like, no words needed

– Heuuung…

– (Boing boing emoticon)

– Why’s no one commenting?

– Too busy admiring it to type

[☆ Rin-sama is surprisingly bad at dancing]

(GIF of Rin flailing.gif)

LOLOLOLOLOL

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– Gotta have at least one flaw

– For real lol

– Rin has a 3D model now???

– There was a live stream yesterday, dumbass…

– KKYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

– LOL

– Noob~ slowpoke~

[☆ Rin’s Cohabitation Comment Posted in the Pee Gallery]

“I’ve been living with Yuki-unnie since yesterday.”

They’re living together now?

Is it okay to… squeeze that?

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– WTF LOL

– Time to milk this!!!!

– This is real yuri, I’ll admit it

– (Yuri boom incoming! emoticon)

– But why isn’t Rin using formal speech?

– She’s in a school uniform

– Ah lol so school uniforms allow casual speech now huh lololol

[Things I Like About Rin’s New School Uniform Costume]

(Illustration of Rin in her school uniform.jpg)

Don’t have to hear her f**king archaic speech anymore.

Plus that embarrassed face expression? Absolute god-tier.

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– Fr lol

– I actually didn’t mind the formal speech though

– Compared to Rin or Akari, it’s still nothing. Some people break RP no matter what they’re wearing.

– So true lol

– ???: “As Yuki-chan would say…”

– Casual speech is hot. Makes me feel like a master…

– Bro…

– Please go touch some grass

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About a week passed.

At this point, my image in the community was completely ruined.

I was now universally known as the girl who peed herself.

Whenever I tried to search for fanart on illustration sites,

it was nothing but pictures of me wetting myself.

Yukidan seemed to like it so much that I let it slide on stream to some extent,

but still…

It was really embarrassing…

Still, it felt a bit silly to suddenly say no when I was already infamous as the bedwetter.

Besides, compared to the usual s*x jokes, this was nothing.

I allowed it to some extent for the sake of entertainment.

And the Yukidan knew how to toe the line, so it never became a real problem.

Of course, every time one of those chats or Super Chats came in, I had to do a “MAX Endurance Shame Challenge”…

But if a moment of shame could make the stream more entertaining, then in a way, it was a profitable deal, wasn’t it?

“Bedwetter unnie. Get up already.”

“Rin, not you too… Why is everyone teasing Yuki-chan about that…”

“Because… it’s funny? A cocky brat getting scared of a monster and p-pissing herself…”

“Aaaah!! Okay! I get it, so stop!!”

“Yeah, yeah~ Breakfast is ready, so come on out.”

Though it was already well past morning, with the sun high in the sky.

Still, making a tsukkomi wouldn’t help, so I got up from bed and headed to the living room.

(TL note: In the context of Japanese comedy, particularly in the manzai genre, “tsukkomi” refers to the role of the “straight man” or the comedian who “butts in” to correct and criticize the antics of the “boke,” the other comedian.)

It had already been a week since I started living with Rin.

I was just starting to settle into the new apartment.

First off, the place is soooooo spacious!!

If my old apartment was like a chicken coop, this one was like an open field.

On top of that, the interior was gorgeous.

I mean, I’m a shut-in NEET with zero sense of art or design, so I don’t really know much…

But just one glance at the high-end wallpaper and furniture that looked like something out of a drama was enough to tell—it all screamed expensive.

And then there was the huge window covering one wall of the living room, revealing the chaotic cityscape outside.

Looking down at the swarming cars and buses from up high made me feel like I was reigning atop the capitalist pyramid.

As expected from a pricey apartment—this place was amazing.

If it weren’t for Rin, I wouldn’t have even considered buying a place like this on my own.

Real estate prices just never seem to go down, and if I had bought it solo, my bank account would’ve been in serious danger.

“By the way, Rin~ what’s for breakfast…?”

“Miso soup and rice.”

“Heeeh, Rin can cook too? Your girl-power level’s high~”

“…They’re both just instant stuff. And go wash your face before you sit down.”

“Yes, yes…”

I took Rin’s advice, went to the bathroom, washed my face, and tied my hair into a ponytail.

When I came back and sat at the table, Rin set the food in front of me.

I yawned lazily and started shoveling rice into my mouth with chopsticks.

“Mm~ tasty. Maybe because Rin made it?”

“It’s just instant food.”

“I hope Rin makes me miso soup every morning from now on~”

“…What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Japanese-style proposal line.”

“……?!?!”

“Just kidding.”

As soon as I said “proposal,” Rin’s face turned red.

Seriously, she’s still so cute.

If she reacts that strongly to a little teasing, there’s no way I could resist doing it all the time.

Sorry, Rin!!

Please continue being my punching bag forever…!!

“Oh right. How was your 3D stream yesterday?”

“3D? Hmm… Going to the studio was a bit of a hassle… but the stream itself went well.”

“Yeah?”

“Yup. The latest tech is insane these days.”

My 3D model was finally finished too, just waiting to be revealed.

With Rin and Miho having already done their 3D debuts, I was the only one left.

“By the way… I didn’t know Miho unnie could dance that well…”

“Right? I only found out when I saw it live too.”

[L-Like this…? Is this how I’m supposed to do it?]

–Heuuunng…

–Holy…

–Miho noonaaaaaaaa

–Whoa… that bust morphing is insane

–🍌💦

–Heuuunng

–Miho mamaaaaaaaaaa!!

–💦💦💦💦

–Zienjaaaaang!! I knew you’d come through!!!

–Noonaa… my thing feels weird…

–🍌💦

💦

–Stop nutting, you freaks

Miho had danced several sexy routines like Zero Two and Cocaine in the 3D stream.

The image of her shaking in that shrine maiden outfit was still burned into my brain.

I used to wonder why she kept skipping dance coaching, but now it made sense—she was already that good and didn’t need it.

I even heard from the manager that Miho used to dream of being an idol when she was younger.

She couldn’t debut because of her ridiculously large chest and hopeless singing, but thanks to that, she developed the amazing dance skills she has now.

Ding dong.

Just as I was chatting with Rin over breakfast, the doorbell rang, and someone appeared on the wall-mounted intercom.

“Who could that be?”

“No idea. We’re not expecting anyone…”

“I’ll go check.”

“W-Wait! I’m coming with you!!”

As I got up, Rin hurried to follow me.

I headed to the front door and opened it—only to be greeted by a face I had never seen before.

Slightly curly orange hair and droopy eyes that looked half-asleep.

Her bangs were pinned back with two clips like Rin does, showing a bit of her forehead.

And then there were the massive things on her chest.

Not quite on Miho’s level, but definitely two watermelon-sized mounds that bounced around wildly every time she tilted her head.

…She must’ve forgotten to wear a bra.

Even Miho didn’t jiggle that much…

Finally, in her hand—tteok.

Judging by that, she must be the person moving in next door.

“Ah, hello! I just moved into 3002…”

“Oh, welcome to the—”

“…Yuki-nim?”

“…yo?”

As soon as she saw me, her droopy eyes popped open.

Then the sleepy-looking girl suddenly raised her voice at least threefold.

“Yuki-nim?! It’s really you, isn’t it?!”

“Uh… well…”

“I’ve been a fan since your debut! Ah, and I also make clip compilations…”

This is bad.

Looks like the girl who just moved in upstairs is a hardcore fan of mine.