Chapter 73 : A VTuber Who Reveals Her New Divine Outfit Without Warning

Thus spoke Beachy Mutbyeol: “Let there be a divine outfit,” and there was a divine outfit.

And the outfit was, in Mutbyeol’s eyes, ehehehe.

Book of Mutsae, Chapter 1, Verses 3-4.

Beachy Mutbyeol truly did bestow upon me a new divine outfit.

As expected, the quality of the new outfit was so impeccable it left no room for words.

Ahh, thank you ever so much for granting this lowly servant a divine outfit, O Beachy Mutbyeol!

That being said…I am thankful.

Really, I am.

But… did the design have to be like this?

If you’re going to make me a new divine outfit, could you please also consider making it… you know, normal?

Please.

This is not normal.

“…”

But no matter how much I prayed,it seemed Beachy Mutbyeol had no intention of changing the design of this new divine outfit.

At this point, it was clear: Beachy Mutbyeol…has very particular tastes.

Like those bursting buttons on the previous outfit—and now this one, too—there’s always at least one element that feels kind of… fetish-y.

I started wondering, are all gods like Beachy Mutbyeol with such strong preferences?

Shouldn’t great beings be pursuing higher-dimensional fetishes that far surpass human logic and reason?

Well, whatever the case, the truth remained: the divine outfit looked really damn good.

So even if I had to endure some embarrassment, I briefly debated whether I should wear it or not.

•That debate didn’t last long, though.

•Jiah.

•Mut – men.

•We greet our cult leader.

•Ahhh, I feel so holy the moment I enter the stream…!

•Holyyyyyyyyyyyy.

•Why is the screen black, where’d she go?

•Is this another half-cam stream?

•You think she’d do that again?

Eventually, I started the stream and played an “AI-generated Beachy Mutbyeol Praise Song” I’d found on a fan café as the opening track.

Unlike the somewhat misleading praise song, “Beachy  Mutbyeol! (Not that kind of ‘bitch’)”,this one was a legit hymn of praise.

•What the hell is this from the start, lol.

•What even is this song, wtf lol.

•Starting with a praise song like this just makes you look like an actual cultist.

•Because she literally is a cultist?

•Isn’t this just a religion broadcast at this point?

•Wait, you didn’t know it was a religion broadcast?

•Is this a cult?

Next, I switched the stream background to something that looked like a sunset-lit cathedral, overflowing with divine vibes.

It looked like a church, but it wasn’t one.

No crosses, so technically not blasphemy.

What’s this background?

Looks like she’s got something planned today.

Is it confession time?

•It’s obviously confession time, lol.

•It is about time for a new confessional, yeah.

•Okay but where’s our cult leader noona???

•Probably getting her ass smacked by Mutbyeol noona rn, fr.

•Wut.

•Oh my~.

•Hehe… can’t resist a good ol’ holy smackdown, huh? ehehehe.

Given the background, it seemed the viewers had already figured out what kind of content today’s stream would be.

Even if they’d predicted the content—there’s no way they could’ve predicted that I’d show up in a divine outfit.

•Mhm, in the end, I decided to wear it.

•The quality was just too good to pass up.

More importantly—if I didn’t wear it, I had a feeling I’d be punished again for not wearing it.

Something like, “How dare you disrespect a divine gift,” or whatever justification the gods come up with.

With a hint of nervousness, I manipulated the Omnia Archive program and turned on my virtual avatar.

•My full appearance hadn’t been revealed yet.

•As is customary with divine outfits—I only showed the silhouette.

•She’s here? SHE’S HERE!!!

•Uh.

•Wait a sec.

•The silhouette… looks different?

•Uh????

•IS THAT A DIVINE OUTFIT??????

•HOLYYYYYY SHIIIIII .

•Why drop a divine outfit at such a random timing?!

•Could’ve at least teased it on the fan café, come on.

•Anyway, we just got something HUGE dropped right now holy crappppppppp.

•Since a VTuber’s divine outfit reveal is a big deal,it’s common to announce it in advance.

So yeah—dropping it with no warning like this was pretty unexpected.

But even without any prior notice,the chat exploded.

I mean, really—who doesn’t love a divine outfit reveal?

“…”

After agonizing over it until the very last moment,I finally went, “Screw it,” and revealed the outfit.

Then immediately put my hands together in a reverent prayer.

•Wooooow.

•Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

•Oh…………..

•Sister Jiah just hard-entered the hall of fame, lolololololol.

•DAAAYUMMMMMMMMM .

•What even IS this surprise divine outfit reveal!!!!!!!!!!

•What’s with that cleavage?

•Too holy, I can’t handle it 😊😊😊😊.

•GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.

•Oh myyyy oh myyyy oh myyyy oh myyyy oh myyyy.

•Praise. Be. To. The. Mutbyeol.

•Mutbyeol noona <- if she’s got good taste, upvote LOL.

•”…Silence.”

[User ㅇㅇ has donated 10,000 won.]

•Mutbyeol noona <- if she’s a connoisseur, instant upvote lol.

•Crying while upvoting LOL.

•Yo look at that… look at that divine power pouch, my god.

•Wow that’s f*ing huge.

•I can’t breathe, I’m dying ugh.

•Boom! lol.

•Boom boom! lol.

“SILENCE! Who dares to chatter during worship?! Manager, purge those heretics!”

In line with the “Confession” theme, Beachy Mutbyeol bestowed upon me a nun outfit.

But it wasn’t your typical nun outfit.

It was a nun outfit… with a hole in the chest.

Honestly, though—this level of exposure isn’t that shocking, even outside the VTuber world.

It’s not like it was ridiculously revealing—just a subtle glimpse of cleavage.

There were really only two problems:First, traditionally, a nun’s habit is supposed to cover the entire body except the face—but this one had a suspiciously low-cut chest.

In a way, this might actually be the real “blasphemy.”

Doesn’t exactly match the demure and sacred image of a nun, right?

I mean, if someone insisted “All nuns who follow Beachy Mutbyeol wear this kind of outfit,”

I guess I wouldn’t have much to say back.

Actually, no.

Considering Beachy Mutbyeol’s very particular tastes,it might not even be a stretch.

It might be the truth.

Whether this design was meant to mess with me,or this is genuinely how the nuns of Mutbyeol’s church dress,I have no way of knowing.

Second, my VTuber avatar looks suspiciously like me in real life.

Sure, just because the virtual avatar is wearing something body-hugging

doesn’t mean I need to feel embarrassed.

It’s not a facecam stream, after all.

It’s all just pixels.

But unlike other VTubers—my sync rate with my avatar is 99.9%.

It’s like…every time I look at that digital model, it’s like staring in a mirror.

So wearing that nun outfit felt a lot like I was actually wearing it myself.

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Boom! lol.

Comments (226+):

•Yo look at that.

•Boom! lol.

•That donation pouch though.

•That body.

•Is that outfit quality even real? The rigging is insane.

ㄴ Lee Jiah’s papa might actually be the top-tier rigger in the biz.

ㄴ Okay but seriously, who IS her papa?

ㄴ It’s Beachy Mutbyeol-nim.

ㄴ It’s Beachy Mutbyeol noona.

ㄴ Why’s it “Papa” when it’s noona, tf lol.

ㄴ It’s PC (Priestess Creator).

•Man, I wanna stick an offering right between those, hehe.

ㄴ Feeling the tithe urge.

•Why does she always reveal divine outfits by surprise lol.

ㄴ Even her debut was a surprise.

•This chick is just the master of surprise drops.

ㄴ Feeling a surprise drop from the back too.

ㄴ ?

ㄴ Bro.

ㄴ Dude’s insane lololol.

ㄴ VTuber review board, please.

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•The streamer’s blushing face is so damn cute lol.

•Hehehehehehehe.

•Didn’t know even our cult leader had this side… I like it.

•C’mereeeee!!

Embarrassment aside,the combination of a nun outfit and a VTuber named Lee Jiah just worked weirdly well.

Before I even realized, I was blankly staring at my own avatar while chatting with viewers for a few minutes.

Then I shook my head and turned to the audience.

“Uh… L-let me start with a confession of my own. I’ve committed a few sins lately.”

This streamer does her own confessions now lol.

What sin did you commit?

Hmm… hard to pick, there’s so many.

Who here’s the real sinner?

Sin #1: Making the believers grind their teeth over that Phaeton run!

Sin #2: Being so bad at games it made believers lose faith!

Sin #3: Serving mint-choco skate-fish rice cakes and blinding us with cursed food content!

Sin #4: Heating up my body with those overflowing divine power pouches!

•?

•Bro.

•Streamer Review Board WTF.

•Then I began confessing my actual “sins.”

“First, I got hit with divine punishment and caused a noise complaint in the neighborhood.”

“Second, I ate skate-fish and assaulted everyone’s noses with the stench.”

“Third, I slammed my head into the floor, left a hole, and still haven’t apologized to the construction guy downstairs.”

“And also…”

•This girl’s just plain insane lol.

•Putting a hole in the floor LMAO.

•Even Awakened Ones couldn’t do that.

•Lee. RP. Jiah. Goddess of Roleplay.

•No, but for real, what if someone like this existed IRL?

•Death.

•Then you die.

If she lets me get a head-smash session in (코박죽), all is forgiven ㅇㅇ.

•Ooh-la-la ooh-la-la ooh-la-la.

Naturally, the sins I confessed were pretty far-fetched, so the viewers didn’t believe me.

They probably just assumed it was all part of the roleplay.

Whether they believed me or not, confessing my sins still left me feeling a bit lighter inside.

So this is why people go to confession.

Alright then.

“Now that I’ve confessed my sins, it’s your turn, dear believers.”

?

Wait, that’s it?

“Well yeah, that’s it. What else do you expect me to do here?”

Where’s the traditional ‘3-step Sorry Wiggle Dance’?

Hehe.

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Where’s the full-naked kneeling apology (도게자)?

This chat has been temporarily muted by a moderator.

Mute duration: 30 minutes.

•Gasp.

•Gasp.

•Someone just died before my eyes.

•Everyone stay frooozen—!

“If anyone’s got more to say, raise your hand and speak.”

I was already not in the best mood, and these guys just walked right into it.

Today’s the day.

I’m gonna beat the faith into my believers and relieve some stress.