Chapter 71 : if side story, crying mamajo

1. This is an extra episode about sexual content. Please skip it if you are uncomfortable.

2. This is an “if” story that is completely unrelated to the main story. You don’t have to read it, and it has no relationship or foreshadowing with the preceding or following episodes.

3. It’s a parallel world that resembles the world of the main story but is completely unrelated, and the characters are from a different dimension and are completely unrelated to the characters in the main story. Please just read it for fun.

Please scroll down only if you agree to all of the above.

One day in September, when the heatwave had ended and air conditioners were no longer needed.

That day, too, I was peacefully doing a League of Legends broadcast.

“No, you fcking btches! There are four of them in top lane, why are you just eating CS? Take the dragon and push the tower! I’m going to die of cancer, sh*t.”

The game content wasn’t very peaceful, but anyway, I was smoothly proceeding with the broadcast when I strangely felt that my bra was wet.

“No, sh*t, why am I sweating in this weather? It’s not like I’m wearing that many layers?”

I briefly turned off the cam and took off my clothes to check, and something was strangely incredibly wet not under my breasts but around my nipples.

“What is it?”

As I was tilting my head like that, suddenly a white stream flowed from my nipple.

“No, sh*t, what is it?”

Why is this kind of juice coming out here? It doesn’t make sense?

“No, guys, some kind of white pus is coming out of my chest? What is it?”

I was so flustered as to why this was coming out of here that I inadvertently asked that fact on the broadcast.

It’s more certain to ask the switch collective intelligence that combines the brains of tens of thousands of people than to rummage through the internet here and there relying only on my own brain.

The s*cus know everything.

─Our222: Isn’t that breast milk?
─JangYeowoo: If something white comes out of your chest, it’s breast milk 
─Flame’sHolyMiddleSchoolStudent: Ungae, give me momma jo!

“No, don’t bullsh*t me. Why would breast milk come out of me when I’m still a virgin? What is this really?”

─fredric: Virgin declaration dddd

─Roderick: The vow of celibacy is 

─is0909: Which b*tch is it!!! Who made her pregnant!!!!!

─CheonhoDongGalbiGrinder: Only I was serious again Only I was serious again Only I was serious again Only I was serious again Only I was serious again

─Longsang2: Info) Breast milk doesn’t come out when you’re pregnant, it comes out after giving birth. There’s no way she could have been on cam if she was full-term

─BudiBudi: You’re the only one being serious 

[LivestockMilkingPartTimer donated a whopping 5000 won!]

─Finally, Nani has become a real cow, Mama Heueueung, give me momma, ung-ae!

“No, you crazy bastards, I’m fcking serious! Stop bullshtting and give me some real opinions! Choose just one, Heueueung or Ung-ae!”

[MedicalStudent donated a whopping 5000 won!]

─That could be breast cancer Heueungae

“What? Sh*t, cancer? Suddenly?”

But when I heard it, it was convincing. Sh*t, there’s no way breast milk would come out when I haven’t even had s*x, let alone been pregnant, right?

“I’m going crazy, really. I’ll go to the hospital first, broadcast ends here.”

─Tool84: Don’t die!!!!!!!!!!

─StarDriver: I loved you!!!!

I turned off the game and the broadcast that were in progress without knowing what state of mind I was in, and hurriedly came outside.

As soon as I rushed outside, So-eun, who had been listening to my broadcast like a radio, also came rushing out into the living room.

“So-eun-ah! What do I do? What if it’s really cancer…….”

“Let’s go to the hospital first, since we don’t know anything yet.”

So-eun tried to pat me to comfort me, but her expression wasn’t very good either, so I couldn’t completely relax.

I got in So-eun’s Benz and visited a nearby women’s clinic.

After checking in and waiting, I started to get scared when I went into the examination room with So-eun.

‘What if it’s really cancer?’

“What brings you here today?”

“Doctor, suddenly some kind of white juice is coming out of my chest!”

I was flustered and my words naturally sped up, but the doctor was very calm.

“Let’s take a look first.”

So, I took off my clothes and took off my bra, and I felt a little embarrassed because it was the first time I was showing my breasts to a woman who wasn’t So-eun.

“This is, breast milk.”

“Yes?”

No, sh*t, how can that make sense?

“I’ve never had s*x, s*x.”

If you look at the medical record form, it will say that I’m twenty-eight years old, but what can I do if I’m ashamed that I haven’t been able to do it even at this age? My life is at stake, I have to tell the doctor.

“Breast milk doesn’t necessarily come out only when you’re pregnant and have s*x. Breast milk can be secreted regardless of pregnancy or s*x if breast milk-secreting hormones are abnormally secreted.”

Could the reason be cancer? I was very nervous.

“There could be various reasons, but you don’t have any ideas at all, right?”

“Yes! I’ve been eating hard these days, exercising steadily, and sleeping well, so I’m living a completely healthy life!”

“Hmm, then have you ever given your nipples continuous, repetitive stimulation?”

Steady, repetitive stimulation?

Could it be? Was she talking about ‘that’?

“Yes?”

There’s something called induced lactation.

It’s something that women who haven’t given birth do when they have to raise a breastfed baby.

If you stimulate the nipples using a breast pump or your hands to pump out breast milk every three to four hours for about a month, the breast milk-secreting hormone prolactin is secreted, and even women who haven’t given birth will start producing breast milk, you know?

No, there’s such a thing?

The doctor wouldn’t be talking nonsense, right? Really?

“You have a look on your face that suggests you have an idea.”

“We, th, uh.”

Wait, So-eun is standing right behind me.

I didn’t have the courage to turn my head back.

If breast milk is coming out due to induced lactation, then the breast milk secretion will stop just by stopping the nipple stimulation.

Only pump once in a while when the breast milk is too full and the pain is severe.

Otherwise, even if it’s a little bothersome, just absorb it with nursing pads and leave it unpumped.

The brain recognizes that no more breast milk is needed only when the breasts are constantly full of breast milk, and stops releasing the breast milk-secreting hormone, stopping breast milk secretion.

“……Yes.”

You can buy a breast pump and nursing pads at the pharmacy below and use them. You don’t need a separate prescription.

If breast milk secretion continues even after you stop stimulating the nipples, please visit again in about two weeks.

“……Yes.”

The examination room was on the 5th floor.

Isn’t jumping out of that window right now my best option?

It would be better than watching the examination chart record that a woman crazy about nipple self-pleasure came and made a fuss about breast milk coming out, I think.

It will be written in elegant medical terms, but the essence probably won’t change.

So-eun didn’t say a single word on the way out of the hospital.

So-eun-ah.”

When I, unable to bear the awkwardness, opened my mouth first, So-eun sighed.

“You shouldn’t have done it so much.”

“……I’m sorry.”

“……You did it every three to four hours? That often?”

“It wasn’t that often! I guess I’m just the type of person who produces breast milk well?”

I didn’t really keep doing it every three to four hours.

I didn’t do it during the broadcast……

I bought a breast pump and nursing pads at the pharmacy, and as soon as I got home, I washed up, changed, and put the nursing pads inside my bra.

And I turned on the broadcast again for the s*cus who were worried about me, but what should I say?

“Uh, well, it wasn’t a serious illness. It wasn’t a serious illness, but. Um.”

What should I explain? How do I explain that I did too much nipple self-pleasure and made my brain think it wanted milk and made it actually produce milk, sh*t!

[ㅇㅇ donated a whopping 5000 won!]

─I’m the doctor who treated Mangnani, and How do you do? It’s true that she did too much self-comfort and baby momma came out ㅋㅋ

“No, really? Is there no such thing as protecting patient privacy?”

─yxc9005: Is it real?

─1999mangja: She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch She’s a sly btch

─Playge: Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch Crazy btch

─naisushot: I’m really dizzy, seriously dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy dizzy

[ㅇㅇ donated a whopping 5000 won!]

─Did you believe that Success in leading the witness!

“You crazy bastard! Don’t you know that impersonating a doctor is a serious crime? I’m going to sue you! Sh*t!”

[TheLastLightOfTheNationMangnani donated a whopping 5000 won!]
─Do you know?

─myshots: Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani! Switch’s best cow Mangnani!

That day, the s*cus in the chat window all became one, and later, the most frequently called of my nicknames became Cow, and the nickname of my fandom became the Cow Unit.

And I had to take a break from broadcasting for 2 weeks.

Because I was so embarrassed, you sh*t.

The morning after going to the hospital, the bathroom.

I felt like my breasts were too full and they were hot and painful, so I took the breast pump and pumped out the milk.

I couldn’t just spray it on the floor as I pumped it out, so I put a baby bottle there and received the breast milk, and suddenly I became too curious about what breast milk tasted like.

‘Does it make sense to eat something that came out of my own chest? Isn’t that the same as a man eating his own j*zz after jacking off?’

That physiological revulsion came first, but

‘J*zz is for feeding to the lower mouth, and breast milk is for eating with the upper mouth, right? Then isn’t it okay to try it?’

Reaching that conclusion, I put the baby bottle to my mouth.

It’s sweeter than I thought, and it’s a decent taste? I don’t know very well because the amount is too small? Subtle? Not bad?

Let’s take this experience to the grave.

Because if anyone finds out, I won’t be able to bear the embarrassment and I’ll meet my death.

I’m the only one who should know.