Mia’s Birthday Broadcast

Short bottoms with an oversized blouse.

The frills on the neck and forearms further emphasize cuteness and femininity.

Then a pink skirt is matched with it.

A combination that adds a spoonful of innocence to innocence.

It looks like a freshman college student in her early 20s dressed up for her first amusement park date with her boyfriend.

An outfit that exudes youth and loveliness.

But who said it?

That what’s really important is the clothes hanger.

Hair that falls slightly below the shoulders sways.

If you trace it up to its origin, you’ll meet eyes that sparkle like starlight.

A deep lake where you can’t guess what it contains.

And a cluster of stars shining within.

After barely tearing your gaze away from the charming eyes that could bewitch people, the straight bridge of the nose shows off its presence.

It makes you feel that the phrase “high-nosed woman” didn’t come about for nothing.

A smooth facial line without any flaws.

Transparent skin that harmonizes with it, and white jade-like teeth.

How about the dimples that form slightly when smiling?

Finally, the red lips that feel even more vivid in contrast to the snow-white teeth.

It was the finishing touch that completes a work of art.

A crystallization of charm that breaks down people’s self-control and makes them want to take it by force.

The viewers went wild.

No matter how much they cheer for the top 5 or top 3 female streamers, everyone actually knew.

That although they cover up as much as possible with webcams, lighting, and makeup, in reality, those women are clearly inferior compared to real celebrities.

If they really had such outstanding looks, they would debut as celebrities, not stay in the personal broadcasting world that’s treated as the dark side.

That’s why her presence shines even more.

Even considering the webcam, lighting, and makeup, this is “real”.

A level of beauty that slaps the top 3 female streamers back and forth!

The chat window went crazy.

And it wasn’t just the chat window that went crazy.

[Reasons why you should rush to Mia’s birthday broadcast right now (+572)]

[Hani debuts as female streamer, ranks #1 in New Continent TV’s appearance ranking! (+554)]

[If you haven’t seen Hani’s face yet, you’ve lost half your life (+540)]

[Famous big spender of New Continent TV declares, will become president of Hani’s broadcast (+497)]

[In-depth analysis comparing top 3 female streamers vs Hani’s appearance (+492)]

The gallery explodes.

Those who usually talk about their own topics divided into numerous categories like games, visible radio, singing, etc., are united as one at this moment.

[GangnamBuilding4 has donated 3000 water balloons.]

[SearchingForLove has donated 5000 water balloons.]

[LoveAndPeace has donated 3500 water balloons.]

[HanisHusband has donated 5000 water balloons.]

Water balloons pour down.

The BJs around all have dumbfounded expressions.

Although they expected it, they become mere spectators, unable to continue broadcasting due to the tremendous ripple effect that surpasses their expectations.

I inwardly smile bitterly and extend my finger to point beyond the screen.

And I said in a low voice.

“Foo.lish.ness.”

-ㅓㅜㅑ!

-Hnnng! Hani noona, please scold me more.

-My heart almost burst because it felt like you were pointing at me with your finger ㅋ

-Yeah, that’s the delusion of a basement dweller.

-Stop the AoE damage!

“If everyone goes crazy like this, it’ll be hard to proceed with the broadcast, right? So, should we do that, or not?”

-Ah, we shouldn’t!

-Hani’s lecturing tone… I like it even more.

“If you keep doing this, the broadcast will be delayed and we won’t be able to show you the things we prepared especially. So, you’ll all behave, right?”

-Yes, mama!

-Waa, I’m a baby viewer. I’ll listen to mama very well!

-The concept above is a bit nauseating

The spamming and indiscriminate chatting in the chat window decrease a bit.

Taking advantage of that gap, I step back one step and signal with my eyes for Clearmumu to proceed.

“Well well, everyone seems to be very surprised. Certainly, Hani is extremely pretty. Of course, not as pretty as my wife.”

-ㅋ Is this what a K-married man is like?

-If you want to receive a warm meal instead of cold leftovers, you should know how to handle it well ㅋ

Clearmumu starts leading the situation with a straight face.

The first order of today’s joint broadcast begins.

It was the birthday song and cake cutting, which can be called the basic option for birthdays.

“Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!”

“Beloved Kang Mia! Happy… birthday!”

“Whoo!”

Following the congratulatory song, the candles are blown out.

At that moment, pre-prepared fireworks go off and Clearmumu, holding the camera, takes a commemorative photo.

“Uh… why did it come out like this?”

“Why? You said you take good pictures.”

Mia approaches Clearmumu, who has a troubled expression, and snatches the camera.

Then she checks the state of the photo and bursts out in anger.

“Why do I look like a squid! Oppa, are you actually my anti-fan?”

“Ah, no… It’s not that I did it on purpose, it’s just that Hani happened to be next to you. This isn’t my fault.”

-ㅋ Hani’s class that turns Mia into a squid.

-Isn’t it not just Mia, but Waka on the right and Lark in the back also turned into squids?

-Is this the Squid Game that’s so famous these days? ㅋ

While eating the cake bit by bit, we proceed to the next order, the gift-giving ceremony.

The first batter was Clearmumu.

The gift he prepared was an unexpected ‘story book’, which was filled with pages of many joint broadcasts and memories they had together as Miracle Clan for about 3 years, densely packed with photos, drawings, and carefully written handwriting.

“Oppa…”

Mia seemed quite touched by the gift that exceeded expectations.

Then Clearmumu joked to keep the broadcast entertaining.

“It’s too late even if you look at me with those eyes. I only have my wife.”

“Ugh! Dad jokes are the worst! Give me back my emotion!”

-As expected of Clearmumu, New Continent TV’s best henpecked husband.

-Old man, do you stand?

-Just tell the truth.

He skillfully moves on to the next turn.

This time it was Waka.

Uh, this is… well, um… hmm.

“Can’t I not accept it?”

“Th-This is expensive.”

Mia’s expression was cold and Waka was flustered.

And we who are watching this remain silent.

-ㅋ Crazy! Why is Asuka coming out there!

-Hehe! Asuka-chan aishiteru!

-5252 Waka, I believed in you. Let’s go for Rei-chan at this rate!

Was it called a dakimakura?

It was a long pillow with an anime character in a red suit drawn on it.

Afterwards, Waka had to receive Mia’s even more intensified wary gaze, but the viewers’ reactions were good, so it’s fine, right?

“Here! Take it. Happy birthday.”

“Oh, what’s this? You even know how to give gifts to women.”

What Lark prepared was a necklace from a popular brand with good cost-effectiveness among young women.

Then the believers who still believe in the rise of the Mia ♡ Lark coin start to have seizures.

-To Mars!

-The Mia ♡ Lark coin is rising!

-Lark, what are you doing! You should put the necklace on her yourself. Hurry up and confess before you go to the military!

At the viewers’ passionate reactions, Clearmumu signals with his eyes to put it on directly.

Lark puts on the necklace nonchalantly and Mia with an uncharacteristically haughty expression.

“So this is a confession now? Hmm, I’m not an easy woman who falls for this much.”

“What are you saying. If you’re a year older, stop talking nonsense and get your act together.”

“Yeah, oppa is now a soon-to-be soldier.”

The two in sibling positions bickering as usual, poking at each other’s weaknesses.

Now it’s my turn.

“Mia, happy birthday.”

“Unnieeee!”

Actually, the gift I prepared was quite simple.

It was a popular music box that plays songs for gifts.

When you open the jewelry box, a glass figure of a girl inside becomes a ballerina and dances.

And a song plays.

One that I recorded myself while thinking of Mia.

[Today when the drizzle falls is your beloved’s birthday]

“Oh my!”

[All day long I thought of you and worried about what to do]

“Unnie…”

Mia’s eyes, trembling with emotion, turn towards me.

The girl figure spins round and round, amplifying my recorded voice.

[Meeting beautiful you… is a coincidence I’m thankful to God for]

Mia listened to the song until the end with a happy smile.

The viewers also have tact, matching the atmosphere by keeping the beat with wave-shaped chats.

[Happy Birthday To You… Mia, happy birthday!]

“Unnieeeee!”

Thud-!

“Ugh!”

A powerful body check following a quick rush.

This is how the gift-giving ceremony was safely concluded.

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The basis for today’s joint broadcast was Mia’s ‘birthday’.

A group gathered under the pretext of celebrating her birthday.

But we were all BJs too.

Ending the joint broadcast with just birthday celebrations would be utterly absurd!

Of course, we prepared a few games that viewers could enjoy together.

“Now, it’s a simple game. First, we prepare a long table with a barrier in front.”

Everyone except one MC stands behind the table.

Then everything above waist height, which is the table height, is visible, and nothing below is visible.

“We’ve prepared various props. We’ll order various situations to match them. For example, everyone please sit down in your seats now!”

I and the other BJs all sit down.

Then laughter immediately erupts from the chat window.

-ㅋ What’s with that expression of holding in poop?

-For real, I burst out laughing right away ㅋ

-Ah, so it’s this kind of game. Everyone else sat on chairs and only Waka had a magic chair, I guess.

“That’s right. When we give a situation like this, we’ll act as much as possible, and the viewers need to find the one culprit.”

“It’ll be boring if we just do it, so we’ll pick 5 fans from each room to bet the BJs’ honor. The person who’s picked as the final winner will receive a 100,000 won culture gift certificate! And the team that produces the winner will receive a paid item that allows you to watch broadcasts without ads as a gift.”

-Can’t resist a culture gift certificate ㅋ

-Pick me! I can do the best representing Waka’s room. For real, our room’s average IQ is ㅎㅌㅊ so I need to go out.

-Yeah, you’re that room’s average ㅋ

The BJs started picking viewers they had in mind one by one.

So I also diligently searched through the viewer list.

I wanted to choose a viewer who usually watches my broadcasts diligently if possible.

‘Huh?’

But I found several familiar nicknames in the viewer list.

HanisUncleFan, ACupInterpreter, GoodHaniBadHani, RunHani, GangnamOctopus… My team seems to be roughly decided.