Chapter 67: The Family He Met After Years, All Corrupted into Female Monkeys

He’d grandly called it an earthquake, but for Gara, this whole act was simpler than twisting a child’s arm.

A hero who had fought on the front lines against monsters, against colossal foes as large as mountains without ever backing down, would never fall to mere organized crime thugs. Besides, he didn’t have a masochistic streak like Reina or the Hero. He was one of the few true males. His stomp had brought the area crumbling down, yet those who, in their confusion, dared to charge him without knowing their place had their arms and legs severed by his spear. To the weak who turned their backs, he swung his mace and shattered their shoulders.

Was this what controlled violence looked like?

And yet, amidst it all, he showed consideration by not killing them, allowing them to live. While not on Tei’s level, he could use simple healing magic. He restored their severed limbs to prevent them from dying and stacked the idiots he’d turned into human stumps in a corner.

By this point, his anger had subsided, and his composure returned. Like a factory worker calmly finishing his shift, Gara gestured with his chin to the soldiers who had belatedly arrived, telling them to take the thugs away. The special crest on the soldiers’ shoulders belonged to the lord who ruled this land, signifying that the cleanup was complete.

Afterward, having calmly rescued his daughters, he told them, “I have something to discuss with the lord. I’ll be back tomorrow night.”

Suddenly subjected to such a horrible ordeal, suddenly rescued, and suddenly discovering he was their biological father—Remi and Rami remained dumbfounded even after their rescue. Unable to remove the sex toys plugged into their asses, they were escorted home by the soldiers. Despite the fact that thugs no different from bandits had invaded, the house was as clean as if nothing had happened. Aside from a few bloodstains on the wallpaper, their mother, Rumie, was also hiding, completely unharmed.

『Remi, Rami, please explain what happened… What… what is all this…?』

『『Well…』』

Still reeling from the sudden turn of events, Remi and Rami eventually explained everything, holding nothing back.

How they were ignored by everyone after starting school, how they were looked down on for being country bumpkins, how they boasted about their father being a hero, how they were bullied for it, how they got involved with Moro, how his demands grew more extreme with each passing year, and how it all ended in misery—they told her everything. There were parts that were their own fault, as their own behavior hadn’t been the best, but they had endured school for the sake of their mother Rumie’s reputation. Hearing this, their mother’s heart broke.

『What about you, Mama?』

『Was that man really our Papa?』

『Yes… he is… I suppose I should explain…』

After Remi and Rami finished their confession, it was Rumie’s turn to explain.

She told them everything: how Gara had made the suggestion after seeing his daughters didn’t recognize him on the first day; how he planned to slowly reveal his identity after they got along; how he tried to do everything for them that he couldn’t before to get closer; how he never intended to reveal his identity if they truly hated their biological father; and how everything, from the excessive allowance to moving to a place the girls wanted, had all been Gara’s idea. She went out of her way to defend her husband, explaining how much pain Gara, who had saved the world but neglected his daughters, had been in. Naturally, the two daughters felt a pang of guilt.

This flow of conversation eventually led to a reconciliation between the two daughters and their mother, which in turn became a confession.

A confession about having had sex with their own father.

What happened in the bathroom, what happened at the soap land, how they got sexually excited seeing their father—when they told her all of it, the mother and daughters, who had only just reconciled, began glaring at each other and fighting. A strange tension arose just after they’d made up. While expressing sympathy for what they’d been through, Rumie couldn’t help but lament that they had done that with Gara behind her back. In the end, she bickered with her two daughters until Gara returned.

“So you’re the ones who left lipstick marks on his balls and butthole?!”

“Mama, you got so mad at Papa for that… yesterday, too…”

“Poor Papa… Just like you said, Mama, he really came looking for us, but he was misunderstood for screwing around with some other woman…”

“That’s right~! So pitiful~!”

“Uh-huh~!”

“You girls~!! Really, because of you, what I’ve been doing all this time…!! Aaargh…!”

To think her daughters had not only left lipstick marks on their father’s body but had also declared war on their own mother. It was hard to believe even after hearing the whole story. Thanks to that, the atmosphere had been strained even before this incident, and just when it seemed like things were finally settling down…

“”Papa!””

“Honey!”

In the midst of their argument, the mansion’s large doors opened, and he returned.

‘What is this atmosphere?’

He’d expected the mood wouldn’t be normal, coming right after a major incident, but the growling tension was beyond his expectations. He blinked as soon as he returned. He had gone to meet the lord right after capturing the thugs, so he was still in his armor when he returned. Rumie rushed out to help him take it off.

“Oh, you’re back! How did things go?”

“Sorry to just launch into this right after getting back, but regarding that matter—”

Not knowing the reason, he figured Rumie’s anger had at least subsided, so he began his explanation as soon as he arrived. He talked about his meeting with the lord, what needed to be done next, and the thugs’ punishment. As he spoke, his armor came off piece by piece, and Remi and Rami sidled up to watch.

No, to be blunt, not a single person there was listening to a word Gara was saying.

‘Don’t get in my way. Get back.’

‘No way~♡ You’re the one in the way, Mama~♡’

‘I wanna see Papa’s muscles~♡’

Rumie, helping him remove his armor, tried to keep her two daughters at bay, but they drew closer, glaring at their mother and provoking her. Thanks to them, it didn’t take long for Gara’s expression to contort. He was trying to discuss something important, but the three people who were supposed to be listening were completely distracted.

“Are you listening? I’ve settled the matter in my name. They’re planning to make a public announcement about me as well… Rumie?”

“Never mind that! More importantly! I heard the story!”

“…The story?”

“About the soap land!”

“……”

Gara’s face, which had been contemplating what to do now that he’d finally revealed his identity to his daughters, froze solid. His contorted expression hardening like stone was a work of art in itself, but it didn’t last long before being replaced by a cold sweat.

“…So you told her after all?”

“Yes… I never dreamed something like that had happened… I’m sorry… I’ve been so difficult lately…”

“If anything, I should be the one to apologize. You have no reason to bow your head. If I had resisted with all my might back then, it wouldn’t have happened. It was my fault for being so weak. So your anger was justified.”

“But what a terrible woman I am… Even though I knew you weren’t that kind of person…!!”

“…Rumie.”

“Ugh… uuuu…! Honey…!!”

Sobbing, she tried to throw her arms around the now unarmored Gara. Figuring this would be a smooth way to reconcile, Gara opened his arms to receive her. They were standing a ways from the front door, but as far as normal scenes go, it wasn’t an unpleasant sight—

—or so it should have been.

“……Hgyaaah?!”

Yank—!

The moment she leaned forward to embrace Gara, her long, navy-blue hair was grabbed from behind and pulled.

“Ngh, ahh, ughhh~?!”

Rumie’s body tumbled backward with a loud crash. Just before she fell, she made eye contact with her two daughters, and just as she’d expected, they were sticking their tongues out and laughing.

“What’s with that forced reconciliation move~♡ Your fake crying is hilarious~♡”

“Trying to hug Papa like some kind of fox, it’s seriously disgusting~♡”

“You, you girls~!!”

“”Kyahahahaha~☆””

As Rumie finally lost her balance, the girls seized the opportunity, swishing their monkey tails as they clung to Gara. They stuck to him tightly under each of his armpits, as if showing off that this was their spot.

“What happened between you and Rumie? Weren’t you angry with me?”

To Gara’s reasonable question, the two fox-like daughters placed their fingers on his thick crotch and chattered away.

“Huh? We don’t care about that anymore~?”

“Remi and Rami aren’t mad at Papa~? In fact, we feel great, you know~?”

“Uh-huh, uh-huh~♡ We were seriously pissed that you came back late, Papa~! But you showed us how cool you are and took care of everything! You’re the best, Papa~!”

“So we’ll forgive you~!”

“That’s right~! We’ll forgive you~! Staying mad all the time is bad for our skin, after all~!”

Tee-hee-hee~♡

“Answer my question. What happened with Rumie?”

“What happened? Well, while we were explaining things, we declared war on Mama to steal our beloved Papa from her! She’s an old lady, so she gets annoyed so easily, it’s not a good look~! I mean, Papa would obviously prefer a young pussy over an old one, but she just doesn’t get it~!”

“We already did the deed a long time ago, but she’s still squawking about it! So, what choice do we have but to play hardball~! It’s war, war~! A war to see who Papa loves more~!”

“And my opinion in this?”

“”Doesn’t matter~♡””

Their overly confident assertion made Gara’s head ache again.

“Rumie… did you really fight with the children?”

“That sounds like you’re asking, ‘You got worked up over what a couple of kids said?’~! Don’t say it like that! These girls, just when I thought we were reconciling, suddenly declared they were going to steal you from me! They’re spouting all this nonsense about needing a master because of the tails on their butts and how it has to be Papa! Of course I’m angry!”

“This is the first time in my life I’ve ever heard you talk like that.”

“Well, I have my pride too! To think I’d hear a Declaration of Plunder Love from my own daughters… it’s just absurd…!!”

Seeing his wife fuming with her hands clasped together, he was finally at a loss for words. He felt like scolding them, thinking, They already look like sisters, what am I going to do if they start acting the same too? But this wasn’t entirely his wife’s fault; if he had to assign blame, more than 90% of it lay with his daughters. When he narrowed his eyes and glared at them, the idiots just continued to fondle their father’s penis, replying slyly.

“But it’s true! This sex toy just won’t come out~! And the intervals between my heats are getting shorter and shorter! At this rate, Remi’s going to get caught by some bad man and get trained into a female monkey~?! I’ll be crying ‘ooki-ooki’ again while having butt orgasms~♡”

“That’s right~♡ You heard it too, didn’t you, Papa~?! At this rate, we’ll both be treated like female monkeys with bright red butts and sold off to the circus! But we can’t stop masturbating by spanking our own butts~! It’s so hard~!”

“─So?”

“So we’ve designated you as the man to control us, Papa~♡”

“With you, Papa, we can feel safe♡ We won’t be embarrassed even if we’re trained while acting like monkeys♡”

Tee-hee-hee♡ Tee-hee-hee♡

They laughed, skillfully wagging their tails. It wasn’t a complete lie; their bright red buttocks were clearly visible through their leopard-print bikinis. At the sight of their perverted-looking asses, which seemed like they would react sensitively to the slightest touch, Gara’s eyes narrowed even further. Unable to hide his predicament, he glanced at his wife.

“…It seems to be true. The effects of the sex toy are real, and as much as I hate to admit it, they’ll need a man. But to use that as an excuse to seduce their own father… isn’t that just too sordid?”

“Rumie…”

“What do you think? I don’t want to see you training Remi and Rami… S-so, can’t you just tell them to find another man? I know it’s the worst thing a mother could say, but there seem to be plenty of men they could be with… You don’t have to be the one to…”

“Do you have any idea what you’re saying?”

“I’m sorry… Coming right after what happened, I know I shouldn’t say such things as a mother… But as a woman, I just can’t accept it…”

From a mother’s perspective, she wanted to support her two daughters, but as a woman, she absolutely could not allow it. Her two daughters had declared they would steal their father and, using the tails on their butts as an excuse, openly expressed their desire to be trained by him. How many people in the world would approve of that?

“My head is spinning. I can’t believe this is what I come home to.”

“Since it concerns you, you probably have no intention of entrusting them to other men, no matter what… And thinking logically, no father would entrust his daughters in this state to another man…”

“I think there must be another way.”

“That’s just another way of saying the same thing. You won’t let them be with another man, so you’ll handle it yourself, right?”

“……”

“”Ehehehe~♡””

Realizing any answer would be a difficult one, he remained silent. This only made the two daughters more excited, while Rumie turned her back with a look of grim determination.

“Rumie?”

“So it’s war after all. I know I’m troubling you right after you’ve returned, but I’m a woman, too. If I’m going to lose you to my daughters, I’d rather…!!”

“Hey… wait…?!”

Then, Rumie took out a monkey’s tail, identical to the ones her daughters were using. It was another one of the sex toys the thugs who had invaded their home that day had possessed. Thankfully, Gara had been there, so she hadn’t become a butt monkey, but now she ignored his outstretched hand, shoved the toy under her dress, and instantly attached the new tail.

“Hnnnnngh… ugh… ugghhh… uhhnn~♡ I-it stings♡ I even loosened my hole just in case, but♡ Uuuungh♡ Hhuk… h… hhhk… uuuugh~♡”

“What in the world are you doing?! Rumie!!”

“Kyahaha~♡ Mama’s so bold~♡”

“She put on a tail to fight us on equal footing~♡ She’s such an idiot~♡”

Kekekekekeke~♡

While the two daughters clung to his sides and sneered, Rumie also threw herself into Gara’s arms and rubbed her cheek against him.

“Now the situation is unavoidable♡ M-my butt is so itchy, it’s incredibly dangerous♡ This is a sex toy♡ An item banned by the kingdom♡ If I’m not careful, will I end up in another man’s arms too?♡”

“Of course not! More importantly! You didn’t have to make such a choice, did you?!”

“No, I had to. Otherwise, the initiative would have shifted to them♡ For someone with the alias of ‘Immovable,’ you’re weak to being pushed♡ Now you have to be conscious of me, too♡ Please train me well with lots of butt spanks so I don’t get any funny ideas♡”

“T-train…! And three of them…!!”

And with that, there were three female butt monkeys…

He was in a harem situation, surrounded from the front and both sides, but they were all his blood relatives…

“Kyahaha♡ Oh, Mama~♡ I never knew you were such a sore loser~♡”

“You old hag♡ You really think you can fight against us young girls~♡”

“You think I’d lose to idiots who have nothing to boast about but their momentum and youth?♡ Gara is my husband♡”

“I wonder about that~♡”

“Papa might just fall head over heels for our charms~♡”

Blehhh~♡ Blehhhhhh~♡

The three of them glared at each other, sticking out their tongues and fighting childishly like brats, while Gara, standing in the middle of it all, was simply dumbfounded.

‘What in the world is this situation…’

All he wanted was a normal family.

The war was finally over; he had only wished for happiness…

Ironically, what the war hero got wasn’t a family, but a pack of monkeys in heat.