Chapter 67 Part 2: Voice Imitation

[Recent News on the Returned Vtuber] (The Island Survive Logo)

=This b*stard turned on a dinosaur game as soon as she returned.

I tried to watch out of curiosity but left immediately, f*ck lol.

-That’s her roots, you punk.

-Ahem, how dare you.

-Vtuber geeks are seriously dizzying lol.

ㄴ Isn’t this just a dinosaur nerd?

ㄴ idk?

-But that game actually looks surprisingly fun.

-If she lost that, the penalty was a dinosaur impression lol.

ㄴ Ah lol.

 

#[Kim Cheongha, this btch is hilarious, fcking hell lol]

(Cheongha’s gameplay scene)

=This b*tch made an adult Allo, got excited and ran, then fell off a cliff due to inertia and died from the fall lol.

I’m going crazy, f*ck lol.

-Ah lol.

-Did she fail to control her speed? lol.

-Eueh? (Death).

-Ah, seeing that suddenly makes her look cute… I’m going crazy.

ㄴ You’ve been Cheong-ified.

-Her controls are truly dogsh*t lol.

 

#[Tyrannosaurus is the Loser of an Era Defeated by Spinosaurus]

(Spino VS Tyranno chase scene)

=Our Vtuber Emperor, Kim Cheongha, proves it.

-Fckiiiiing hell, you bstard.

-Came here because the title triggered me.

-??? : Take it back, what you just said…!!

ㄴ ?? : Aceee!

ㄴ Donut guy lol.

-One Piece wins again today…

-But Vtuber Emperor, f*ck lol.

-In the first place, there’s only one of them in Korea lol.

ㄴ Emperor: 1, Total Population: 1.

ㄴ This makes her look like a total pushover, f*ck.

-Now, repeat after me. Spinosaurus is a giant heron.

Sign it quickly, you punk.

ㄴ Tyrannosaurus is the loser of an era defeated by Spinosaurus.

ㄴ fr lol.

 

#[Vtuber’s Dinosaur Evaluation]

=Tyrannosaurus: Slow-ass lizard b*stard, pure raw damage.

=Suchomimus: Is this a grub or a dinosaur?

=Allosaurus: Oh, this is surprisingly fu-, Aaaargh!

=Dooly (Ceratosaurus): Surprisingly good, but Spino is faster.

=Dilopho: Motherf*cker.

-Why is there no fabrication in this? lol.

-The fact that she said all of that herself is hilarious lol.

-Meanwhile, what the hell kind of creature is Spinosaurus?

ㄴ It’s 8 tons but runs faster than a 1.5-ton creature lol.

ㄴ Looking at it this way, that game’s balance is truly f*cked up.

ㄴ But it’s only for boost, usually it’s the slowest.

 

#[So, About Doing the Impression]

=If you want to see Kim Cheongha going “Gyao~” no matter what, hit recommend.

-Recommend.

-Nah, downvote.

ㄴRecommend.

-So what impression are they actually making her do?

-A Vtuber’s impression? Possible.

-Ahem… Loli or Noona. That is the question…

ㄴ That’s why it’s so fcking weird, you dmn b*stard.

ㄴ Just say baby or adult, f*ck.

-Why are these thirsty fans so serious about a dinosaur voice?

ㄴ What’s the big deal, it’s fun.

ㄴWe’re good as long as the dopamine hits.

 

#[Cheongha Impression Suggestion]

=How about this one?

(Character Picture)

She’s a gacha game character, and her lore says she’s a Tyrannosaurus therianthrope.

Since it’s a character voiced by the same streamer, the feel might be pretty good?

-F*ck, how did you even find this? lol.

-Why does something like this even exist?

-This is novel again…

ㄴ Fact) But the design is actually well done.

-Should we just go with this?

-But then we can’t hear the roar impression…

ㄴ She probably has a roar among her lines?

ㄴ Yep, she does.

ㄴ F*ck, let’s go for it right now.

 

#[Hey, I Just Went and Listened]

=How the hell did Jangbiso (equipment company/nickname for Cheongha?) record that?

The lines are so cringey, crazy lol.

-Agreed lol.

-The lines do have a bit of a chuunibyou feel lol.

-And then during events, the gap moe is insane.

-In the first place, she didn’t just do one game recording…

ㄴ By now, she’d have adapted and be fine, right?

ㄴ Agreed, at her level, she’s practically a celebrity.

ㄴAh, bullsh*t, no.

-But seriously, when she occasionally does cam streams, she’s prettier than most celebrities.

ㄴ This is fr.

ㄴ But Cheon Seolhwa got the OST, right?

-Fact) She herself was super embarrassed after finishing that recording.

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“Sooo··· you guys brought this to me?”

[-Yep.]

[-Now, you can’t run away, can you?]

[-We worked hard to pick this out…]

[-UwU, praise me.]

[-Good job~]

[-This truly deserves praise, fr.]

‘Sigh, this is a headache.’

I quietly stared at the character picture placed before my eyes.

The first thing that caught my eye was the jet-black purple hair.

‘Hmm, this color tone is similar to my avatar’s.’

‘The differences are, true to my name Cheongha, my hair is navy blue and my eyes are also purple.’

‘And while I wear a simple black dress, that one is in a maid outfit?’

‘And is it because of the expression?’

The impression looks similar to my real self.

‘Coincidentally, both have golden eyes.’

‘What is this, my avatar and my real self combined?’

‘The Sakamiya Ren of this world, or something like that?’

“Alright.”

“Well, since you all want it so much····.”

Thinking about it, it didn’t seem like it would be that difficult.

As I said once before, I’ve done a lot of voice acting roles.

‘Wouldn’t dubbing a person be better than a dinosaur roar I’ve never done before?’

“Ah, the lines are here.”

So, I searched for a compilation of that character’s lines on YourTube.

I clicked on the video that appeared at the very top.

However…

“??? No, what is this···.”

At the barrage of lines that instantly played.

I pressed the back button without realizing it.

‘Hey, you said this was a Tyrannosaurus.’

‘Huh?’

You said it was the king of dinosaurs.

‘But what are these lines?’

‘Oishikunare~!, my ass.’

‘Is this some kind of prayer before eating the opponent?’

‘It is, right?’

Huh??

‘No, more importantly, why does a character like this even exist in the first place?’

‘The basic design is good, and the production company is famous, so it seems like it would sell well, but still.’

[-??? What is this.]

[-You said Tyrannosaurus! Tyrannosaurus!! lol.]

[-King of Dinosaurs (lol).]

[-Fact) All the other lines are chuunibyou.]

“Hoo···.”

Still, since I couldn’t go back on my promise.

I desperately watched the entire compilation of lines to find a somewhat better one.

‘···Grandma, just let me roar.’

Due to the bizarre list, a wave of reality hit me for a moment.

But eventually, I succeeded in choosing a line.

It turned out that the omurice line I saw at first was just for an event.

The original character’s lines were a bit different.

The problem was…

「·····Get lost.」

「Don’t you, come near me!」

‘Hmm, how should I put it.’

‘That line also has a slight chuunibyou?’

It’s full of that kind of feeling.

‘Wow, how on earth did the person who recorded this do it.’

‘I heard it was recorded by a streamer, not a professional voice actor.’

‘Skill aside, I bet they felt a huge wave of disillusionment after the recording was done.’

“····Don’t you dare clip this, seriously.”

“I won’t let it slide.”

‘The moment even a single word I say from now on gets exported outside.’

‘Huh?’

That’s the day all my broadcasts are over.

[-Huk.]

[-ㄷㄷ (shivers).]

[-Guys, let’s quickly put away the cameras.]

[-Yes, sir (while holding up a cellphone).]

Leaving the slightly anxious viewers behind, I began to listen to the lines again carefully.

‘Which one would be relatively better.’

‘Chuunibyou or aegyo.’

‘It was a situation where I had to choose the lesser of two evils, the more tolerable one.’

‘Still, I thought the aegyo, which would likely have more demand, might be better, but my dignity…’

[[Anonymous] has donated 1,000 won]

[=Decide quickly. Public sentiment is about to turn.]

[[Anonymous] has donated 1,000 won]

[=Then let’s just do them all? lol.]

“Haa… I’ll try it once for now.”

Since nothing would change by just mulling it over, I decided to just go for it.

‘Right, huh?’

They’re doing this to see the person doing it suffer anyway.

‘Both sides will have their own demand, so that’s good, I guess.’

“Hoo····.”

‘Let’s see, this is my line, right?’

‘It’s less traditional aegyo and a bit chuunibyou-ish, but what can I do.’

“Ah, ah, for today only, I shall be your mai— Ugh.”

Kwaang-!

‘Ah, this is impossible.’

Cheongha, who was desperately reciting the line, ended up slamming her fist on the desk.

‘The thought of someone watching me in real-time felt a bit.’

‘No, very different.’

‘No matter how much experience I have.’

‘Unlike a voice actor, who at most is watched by the director and other colleagues,’

‘Right now, an unspecified number of people are watching my voice acting.’

‘Moreover, since I’m a Vtuber, even my facial expressions are broadcast in real-time.’

‘In the first place, the fact that even NG scenes go out unedited meant the pressure I felt was on a different level.’

[-lol.]

[-Been a while since I saw the streamer’s shotgun (desk slam).]

[-What are you doing? You have to finish it.]

“Damn it…”

And so, the first attempt failed.

“Going again.”

“Moe moe— Keub.”

…The second one failed too.

‘Sigh, I think I f*cked this up.’

After several repeated attempts.

“⸻Whatever it may be.”

“By my master’s command, from now on, the hunt.”

“Shall begin.”

Eventually, I succeeded in reciting all the lines.

‘Ah, so embarrassing.’

[-Ah, my ears…]

[-My ears are blessed, this is crazy.]

[-This is what a vacation is.]

[-fr lol.]

“····For today, I’m just going to end the stream.”

Leaving the excited viewers behind, I immediately announced the end of the broadcast.

[-???]

[-What did you say?]

[-What did you say, hyung?]

[-Is the boss crazy?]

[-Is this hyung in his right mind, seriously;;]

‘Ah, I don’t know, if this goes on any longer, my brain won’t be able to take it.’

“For now, I’ll turn it off, and I’ll turn it back on later when my mind recovers.”

“Okay?”

‘Right now, I’m having a ‘hyeonta’ moment, so even if I continue broadcasting now, I don’t think I can do it properly.’

After announcing the end of the stream, I lay down on the bed again.

As I buried my face in the cool pillow, I felt the heat from my flushed, embarrassed head cooling down.

“····Shall I see how the world is doing these days?”

‘Right, come to think of it, it should be around the Corona season soon, let’s see how the world is turning.’

‘Let’s see, how will Japan handle quarantine measures here.’

‘I hope the prime minister does a proper job this time.’

‘Korea will still be doing well with quarantine, right?’

As I went online like that, the first thing I saw was.

[Famous Girl Group Cornelia, Preparing for Legal Battle with Agency····]

It was news about our group, which was currently at war with society.

“Oof.”

Just hearing the words ‘legal battle’ made Ren feel dizzy, and she quietly closed her phone.

‘Is it fortunate that there isn’t a huge impact in Korea, at least?’

‘Still, it seemed like I should cover up a bit more with clothes.’

‘A legal battle, huh…’

‘Well, honestly, I’m not too worried that it will become a big deal.’

‘There are various circumstances and pieces of evidence out, and there have been internal whistleblowers too.’

‘Above all, the person who can be our team’s reinforcement.’

‘To be precise, the caliber of reinforcement Sion can request is somewhat.’

‘Seriously huge.’

‘If things go wrong, that company won’t even be able to dream of expanding overseas in the future, you know?’

“I don’t know how it will turn out, but I’m really looking forward to it.”

Until a moment ago, I was a bit dejected because reality had hit hard, but imagining that made the corners of my mouth curl up automatically.

‘Ah, this is schadenfreude.’

‘Should I just turn the stream back on now?’

I pondered for a moment, but soon decided against it.

It’s not like I said I wouldn’t stream today, and I did say I’d stream later.

Besides, looking at the computer for too long is bad for the eyes, right?

‘It seemed like a good idea to just let my eyes rest at this opportunity.’