I had no choice but to tell them the secret of my skill.

    “A villain onahole!?”

    I clamped my hand over Yuuna’s mouth, worried someone in the indoor training ground might hear her.

    “Mmph!”

    “I don’t know what’ll happen if the student council president finds out.”

    Nod, nod.

    After getting a silent agreement from her eyes that she would be quiet, I let her go.

    “…I thought the dungeon limit was three people. The fact that you ignored that is what’s most surprising.”

    “Is it because an onahole is treated as an object?”

    The MVP system had also recognized Kushina as “Kim Sang-hyeok’s Onahole.”

    In other words, it hadn’t counted her as a person. I was curious about the exact conditions.

    Was it because she herself accepted that she was my onahole? Or because she had come from my Onahole Inventory?

    In any case, having four people in a dungeon meant for three was a significant advantage.

    The proof was that we had cleared a C-rank dungeon in the time it would take others to clear a D-rank and were already back at the training ground.

    “I don’t really get it…”

    “Hena?”

    Hena projected a holographic video in front of us.

    It was the same reference material on onaholes that the teacher had shown us before.

    “This is an onahole, right? And the thing you make with the jelly is also an onahole…?”

    “That’s right. It’s a little different from the mass-produced ones, but it’s still an onahole.”

    “Then what does it mean… that you turned a villain into an onahole?”

    Hmm…

    It seemed Hena was having a hard time understanding the situation.

    Kushina, who had dealt with the boss for us, had been invisible thanks to “Concealing Onahole,” so it was understandable that the explanation “I caught a villain, turned her into an onahole, and we fought together” was hard to grasp.

    If anything, Yuuna’s comprehension was on the high side.

    “…Sorry for asking a weird question.”

    I pulled Hena into a hug and said, “No, it’s okay. It can be confusing. It’s not like I understand it perfectly either.”

    Yuuna grabbed my hand as if asking for a hug too.

    As a harem owner, I had no choice.

    I hugged them both at the same time.

    It was adorable how they each firmly claimed their own territory on my chest.

    “It’s a special trait of my talent, ‘Onahole Collector’.”

    “A special trait?”

    “It doesn’t just stop at making onaholes. I can also treat things that aren’t onaholes as onaholes.”

    “Me and Yuuna, too?”

    “Well, if I put my mind to it?”

    In fact, through “Onahole Aptitude Assessment,” I had already determined both of their potentials.

    Hena was SS-rank, and Yuuna was A-rank.

    I didn’t know the evaluation criteria myself. Seeing as there were no B-rank heroines, it seemed looks played a part to some extent. The student council president was a whopping SS+-rank…

    I wouldn’t know the decisive factor unless I asked En-chan directly.

    “Anyone I treat as an onahole becomes a person who is simultaneously tagged as an onahole.”

    “Like my mom?”

    “Yeah.”

    “Onahole Hestia.”

    I hadn’t tested it, but she was probably a proper onahole who could enter my Onahole Inventory.

    Kushina was official number one. Hestia was unofficial number one.

    What they had in common was that they got the onahole tag before the heroine tag.

    Though a mother can’t be a heroine in the first place…

    “So the villain onahole is a person, but she’s like a Pokémon that Sang-hyeok can control at will?”

    “That’s it exactly.”

    “Pokémon?”

    This time, it was Yuuna who tilted her head.

    “It’s a game. You forcibly capture a creature that resists at first, make it listen to you, have it fight for you, and even eat meals with it.”

    “I get it. It’s an adult game, right?”

    “No. Kids play it, too.”

    “That sounds exactly like SM play, though…?”

    …Now that she mentioned it, she was right.

    I don’t know what it’s like these days, but back when I played, if you didn’t have a gym badge to prove your qualifications, even your Pokémon wouldn’t listen to you.

    I wondered what Kushina was like.

    Was she a pocket pussy who’d obey my every command?

    Or was she just pretending to be?

    “Can you trust her?”

    “I don’t know what Kushina thinks of you two.”

    Kushina was an onahole with free will.

    She’d spread her pussy for me anytime, but it wouldn’t be strange for her to feel hostile toward others.

    “This is a first for me, too. I’ll keep her on a leash and train her not to bite you, but…”

    “That means there’s no 100% guarantee she won’t bite, right?”

    “If Sang-hyeok was my master, I would’ve followed him unconditionally.”

    As expected of someone with SS-rank onahole potential.

    Even the way Hena spoke was on another level.

    That kind of sounds like an insult…

    Isn’t My Onahole Academy a game where, in the end, all the heroines become the protagonist’s onaholes?

    Does that mean Yuuna and Hena are my onahole candidates, too?

    「Kim Sang-hyeok! Your girlfriend is not an onahole. What do you mean you want to rub your dick all over her naughty holes…! Kyaa!」

    「I’ve decided to become Sang-hyeok’s onahole… Just let me know whenever you want to play with my K-cup breasts and put it in my pussy♡」

    A fantasy that was good for my erectile health filled my mind.

    No, no.

    That doesn’t make sense. That would mean Kushina is my first heroine.

    There’s no way my first meeting with a heroine would be personality remodeling.

    An onahole is an onahole.

    A heroine is a heroine.

    The more confusing the situation, the more important the truth becomes.

    That the value of an onahole and a heroine are not the same.

    A clear set of rules was needed.

    “Kushina is a tool for the Onahole Collector. She might put you in danger, but she can also make our lives much easier.”

    Would they understand? This situation.

    “That’s how weapons are, I guess! I’m fine with it!”

    “Okay, I’ll… go with what you think, Sang-hyeok.”

    What a relief.

    My team members were so open-minded.

    What would the old Sang-hyeok have done? He probably would have collected a bunch of onaholes and hunted alone, right?

    He might have had an arrogant mindset, like, “Why would I ever consult a pussy?”

    What I got instead for not being like that were two pretty girlfriends who were honest with their feelings.

    I felt like I was living pretty well in the world of My Onahole Academy.

    “We still have time. Let’s go to the next dungeon, Kim Sang-hyeok!”

    “Find us a good one, Sang-hyeok.”

    My two pretty girlfriends smiled, taking my hands to lead me.

    I realized how envious the male students watching us were, and I felt a little embarrassed.

    The academy’s community board is going to explode today.

    “Alright.”

    [Activating 「Insight – Red」]

    Shall I put in some effort for my girlfriends?

    I scanned the countless gravity waves in the training ground with my red eyes and found a big catch.

    [C+ (~B+) Rank Dungeon]

    [#18339. Star Coral Beach] [Rarity B+] [Reward A] [Anomaly A+]

    [A demon merchant will appear in this dungeon.]

    [This dungeon possesses a high level of anomaly, and its rank will increase upon meeting certain conditions.]

    [Special Magical Beast Steel can be found in this Sea God Dungeon.]

    [Reward Weight +5]

    [Maximum Participants – 3 (Squad)]

    Found it.

    “Found one. A conditional B+-rank dungeon.”

    It was the most dangerous dungeon we’d cleared so far, but…

    For my mother, who worked so hard for our family, and for my younger sisters, who felt they had to support even their D-rank older brother.

    I wanted to show them that this older brother was a little more dependable.

    Crucially, I wasn’t alone.

    “Let’s do this, Yuuna. I won’t hold you back.”

    “Hold me back? What are you talking about!”

    Yuuna slapped my back with a grin.

    “I can do better because you’re helping me!”

    “I-I’ll help too!”

    Hena courageously chimed in.

    “Alright. Let’s go!”

    [Entering Dungeon]

    [Participants – Nakamori Yuuna, Kim Sang-hyeok, Henna Isis]

    I threw myself into the gravity wave.

    Cold air wrapped around my body. It was because we’d gone from the indoor training ground to the outdoors.

    But today, the air felt a little different.

    It’s a real beach.

    The sea breeze was something else entirely.

    The feeling of it on my skin was incredibly refreshing.

    “Whoa! What is this? It’s the ocean, isn’t it? And we’re the only ones here!”

    “It says it’s Star Coral Beach.”

    “Star Coral Beach? The Sea God’s domain?”

    [You have entered Star Coral Beach.]

    [This is the domain of the Sea God, who governs the universe that is the sea.]

    [Pass the Sea God’s trial.]

    This system message is the politest I’ve seen in any domain.

    “No one gets dive sickness, right?” Yuuna said, her beloved sword Yukihime at her waist.

    Firearms check, all clear. Hena focused her mana into her Byeokjomok Staff.

    Ah, I almost forgot one thing.

    “Kushina! Come on out, I’ll introduce you to my companions.”

    Time for an onahole check.

    A beautiful girl with red, apple-cut hair wearing a white bikini leaped out of my Onahole Inventory at my call.

    “Hello, juniors.”

    “Uh… Wow… Hello…”

    “A brief introduction, please. Kushina.”

    Kushina smiled brightly and made a V-sign with her fingers.

    “I’m Kushina! I class-changed from a B-rank villain and serial exhibitionist to Master’s exclusive onahole.”

    “Sh-She’s so pretty…”

    “Your girlfriend is pretty too. Master has high standards.”

    Yuuna didn’t know what to do when she saw Kushina’s bikini.

    It seemed that finding a place to rest your eyes was the same for women as it was for men.

    “Kushina-ssi… you didn’t… dress like that just for the beach, did you?”

    “Ah, this is my masterpiece~. It’s a pretty fitting costume even now that I’m an onahole, right?”

    I was already used to seeing Kushina in her bikini.

    It’s erotic.

    “I’ll be focusing the onahole buffs on Kushina, so please take care of her.”

    “For an academy dungeon, this one’s rank is pretty high.”

    “You can tell, huh? I’m pretty good at finding ones like this.”

    “You’re so capable, Master~.”

    The fact that she picked up on that so keenly showed that Kushina was a top student at the academy, too.

    “Kushina’s total stats were B-rank, right?”

    “Yep~!”

    “Buffing you now.”

    「I choose this onahole!」

    Onahole enhancement!

    [Onahole Kushina]

    Strength 『221』▲112

    Agility 『190』▲90

    Stamina 『180』▲119

    Technique 『190』▲90

    They nearly doubled?

    “Master, you have buff magic too? Wow, the effect is amazing~.”

    “R-Really? It’s an onahole buff, are you okay with that?”

    “It’s incredible! I love it!”

    Yuuna, who had rejected my buff, calling it vulgar, was now watching me and the friendly Kushina with a complicated expression.

    Ahem. I should try not to look like I’m enjoying this too much.

    “Don’t cling to me for no reason.”

    “Weren’t you the one clinging to me this morning, trying to creampie me?”

    “…Cream…!?”

    “Eek…!”

    “Use a filter! Are you a runaway eight-ton truck with no brakes?”

    “What’s there to hide now that they know I’m an onahole? Girlfriends? If you don’t hurry up and have sex with him, I’m going to drain Master Sang-hyeok’s balls dry… Mmph!!”

    I clamped my hand over Kushina’s mouth.

    “…Sorry. She’s an onahole, so please try to understand.”

    “…Right. Sh-She’s an onahole… so it can’t be helped…”

    At the explicit wording like “hurry up and have sex” and “drain his balls,” Yuuna’s face was flushed red enough to explode.

    “I’ve only ever done it with a condom…”

    Hena, for her part, was getting anxious.

    Don’t feel competitive with an onahole…

    “Alright, let’s focus on the dungeon.”

    Just as you’d expect from an onahole, she’d thrown all modesty to the dogs.

    But I didn’t dislike Kushina.

    Even though I believed an onahole could never become a heroine, she was proving that they weren’t beings incapable of keeping the heroines in check.

    This was all only possible because she was pretty.

    Kushina’s entire being radiated the mindset that she was ready to take my creampie at any moment.

    A busty, beautiful girl in a white bikini. That’s pretty powerful.

    “Let me know if you’re horny after the dungeon~? We can even do it in the bathroom.”

    “Let’s focus on clearing the dungeon first. This place is pretty dangerous.”

    As if realizing something, Yuuna turned to look behind us.

    [The Sea God’s trial begins.]

    Fish-like monsters were crawling up onto the beach.

    “Prepare for battle!”


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