Lucy the Home Wrecker

 

Kang Ji-hoon, former MOL Gallery administrator and current Lucy Gallery administrator.

As if he intended to not only suck the marrow from his parents’ backbone but also scrape the rice from it, Ji-hoon had been unable to find employment until now.

In fact, rather than being unable to, it would be more accurate to say he wasn’t trying to…

But that wasn’t important right now.

Just as he was about to lie down on the bed to sleep,

-Ding!

[Lucy’s Live Broadcast Starts!]

What was important was that his sleep had fled due to the alarm that rang from his smartphone, saying Lucy had started broadcasting.

“KEE-YAT-HOOO!!!”

Because of that, forgetting the fact that he was at his family home, Ji-hoon expressed his joy with his whole body, shouting loudly.

─ “Honey! Our Ji-hoon… Ji-hoon seems to have passed!”

─ “It seems like the end of hardship and the beginning of happiness… Ji-hoon’s mom.”

Ji-hoon’s parents, who mistakenly thought that his cheer that reached beyond the door was due to an acceptance message, got excited and dreamed of a happy retirement.

However… dreams are most beautiful when they remain dreams.

[“Then, unfortunately, Lucy will have to end today’s stream here…”]

“…Huh? What is this!”

[Lucy’s broadcast has ended.]

“Fuck!!!”

Due to Lucy showing a 5-minute cut broadcast, Ji-hoon let out a lion’s roar.

Ji-hoon’s parents, who heard his wail that shook the house, hurriedly headed to their son’s room.

It had been 8 years since his college acceptance that their son had shouted with cheers.

They were about to have a festival, drinking alcohol from the middle of the day in the living room, using their son’s cheers as an appetizer…

But suddenly, they heard their son’s wail…

As soon as they heard the two characters ‘fuck’ mixed with anger from their son,

they first thought, our Ji-hoon’s employment has fallen through again this time. Our happy retirement is still far away…

─ Click.

Thus awakened from their sweet dream, the parents opened their son’s door.

They saw Ji-hoon, who was in a position of kneeling and bending his entire body.

“Kuk… kuruk…”

Moreover, showing symptoms of respiratory distress…

“Ji-hoon…”

“Son…”

At the sight of their son, Ji-hoon’s parents felt guilt washing over them for trying to have a drinking party in the living room.

Yes… how hard must it have been for Ji-hoon.

Approaching 30 years of age but still unable to leave his parents’ embrace, the one who would be suffering the most would be Ji-hoon…

“It’s okay, our son will pass next time…”

“Yes, your mom is right. They say there’s no tree that won’t fall after ten chops. You’ll be able to pass next time.”

Ji-hoon’s parents said that to their son and helped raise his body, which was prostrated like a criminal.

Thus Ji-hoon stood tall by his parents.

‘…What are you saying? Pass… what’s supposed to pass?’

After snapping out of his trance caused by Lucy, he couldn’t understand the situation where his parents were comforting him.

Weren’t they parents who only gave him cold glances? For such parents to give words mixed with comfort rather than reproach…

“Son, come out to the living room and let’s drink together.”

“Yes, Ji-hoon. Listen to your mom. Originally, you wash away sad things by drinking alcohol and shaking it off.”

Moreover, at the sight of his parents even offering alcohol, wondering if this was a dream, he secretly pinched the back of his hand, but.

‘Ouch…’

Judging by the pain he felt, it wasn’t a dream.

“Son?”

“What are you doing not coming, Ji-hoon.”

Still not understanding why they were comforting him and treating him warmly…

“…I’m sorry. I’ll work hard…!”

Ji-hoon, who had been eating cold glances as a room-bound unemployed person for 4 years, decided to board this strange current created by his parents’ misunderstanding.

Thus, for the first time in 4 years, a harmonious atmosphere was created in Ji-hoon’s home.

“So son, why did you suddenly shout loudly in your room?”

“Hiccup… hmm? Well~ the broadcaster I watch turned on the stream and I was happy, but she turned it off after just 5 minutes~ Because of that……”

“…Honey, please bring the bat from the veranda.”

Thanks to the drunk Ji-hoon, the peace of the family was broken in 40 minutes.

“Ack! Dad, that’s bone, bone! I got hit on the bone! Ack!!”

“Yes… bone is good! I can make beef bone broth with those useless bones of yours and eat rice cake soup.”

By the way, Ji-hoon’s house wasn’t the only place where family peace was broken…

As Lucy cult members who were sustaining their unemployed lives followed the same path as Ji-hoon, the result was.

-How long are you going to live like this!

-Mother… I’ll send up grandchildren first.

-Son, are you listening? Every day you waste uselessly, the neighbor’s Cheolsu is………..

-Let’s die. Let’s all just die together!!

Setting fire to the patience of parents who had been enduring, the precarious peace of various households was broken.

♦♦♦

Ara, who didn’t even dream that the nickname ‘Home Wrecker’ had been added to her Namuwiki entry.

“Hmmm…”

Currently, such Ara was.

──GOOGEE Search History──

-Strap-on dildo

-Sexual relationship between women

-Sexy lingerie

-How to become a relationship expert

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She was looking for information that could help her current situation while diligently web surfing.

Ara didn’t feel any resistance to the fact that she would have a relationship with Reina, but she didn’t know what to do.

As she searched diligently, she ended up on strange paths like dildos or sexy lingerie…

“…Fuck. I had one…”

She could only shed tears at the fact that she had to buy something that was once attached to her body.

Anyway. The past glory that was now gone wasn’t important right now.

While she had no deficiency in her attitude towards Reina as a friend, right now she couldn’t get a grasp on how to treat Reina as a romantic interest.

What she needed most right now was the skill to naturally deal with a romantic interest.

It was impossible for someone like her, cooped up in her room, to easily learn such a skill, but.

Just as there is a hole that can emerge even if the sky falls.

The word ‘impossible’ doesn’t suit this Kang Ara!

After diligently searching for information for about 5 hours.

Ara’s efforts bore fruit…

If she played a dating simulation game called [From Forever Alone to Harem King], known for its high degree of freedom with deep learning technology.

─ Gulp…

Even a room-bound virgin like her could become a relationship expert. This information.

She could find it on the gallery.

Combined with the fact that it could also serve as a broadcasting content at the same time.

The words ‘icing on the cake’ and ‘killing two birds with one stone’ weren’t insufficient.

“First, let’s turn on the stream and get some help~”

Ara, who was in a very good mood, entered the capsule without delay.

♦♦♦

[2 Streams in 1 Day]

“Ahem. Since I turned on the stream at lunch, I’ll skip the greeting~”

— (f*ckyou)

— Fucking bitch, fuck off.

— I got kicked out of my house because of you.

— Fuck, same here

— I’m feeling so shitty because my dad hit me… why do you look so happy? Why are you making such a happy expression, that’s what I’m asking!!!

— All of this is because of Lucy ㅇㅇ Give me back my peaceful home!!

— Arrest the home wrecker Lucy! Arrest her!

“Huh? Kicked out of your house? My fault? What are you saying.”

She wanted to just chat while the game was downloading after turning on the stream.

But because of viewers typing strange chats, the progress was blocked from the start.

— For real, why blame Lucy for that, you idiots;;

— Look at them bitching to others after living like shit themselves tsk tsk

— Lucy has done nothing wrong, so she just needs to stream properly.

— It’s just unemployed bastards with paranoia, so you don’t need to mind them

Moreover, with the addition of chats mocking the viewers who were typing strange chats.

— The bruise on the administrator’s arm was so funny lol

— Pay my hospital bills you fucking bitch!!!

— You orphan bastards wouldn’t know what we’re going through, so back off;

— Oh my… If I were your parents, I’d put a death insurance policy in front of you and commissioned organ trafficking, for real;

Chaos was unfolding in Ara’s broadcast.

Well… it’s not like her usual broadcasts weren’t like this, but.

The level of the current chat window had fallen so much that even Ara felt it was severe.

“The kids are weirder than usual today. Did you eat something wrong?”

Ara looked at the chat window and directly expressed what she was feeling right now.

— Fuck that’s haah… never mind

— This bastard really has something in making people angry

— It’s probably because her way of speaking is so shitty ㅇㅇ

— Why was I watching this fucking bitch’s broadcast again?

— lol it really is a legendary mystery

However, what part of what she said was the problem? The viewers who had been divided into two groups fighting were now cursing at her.

‘Well… I really don’t understand. Don’t they need to take medicine or something?’

Ara inwardly showed slight concern for the mental state of such viewers.

Of course, if the viewers had heard Ara’s inner thoughts, they would have scoffed, but.

Anyway, what was important was that peace had come to the chat window thanks to the emergence of Ara as the main enemy.

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Moreover, as the game’s download was almost complete now.

That peace actually helped in smoothly proceeding with the broadcast.

“…Sigh. It’s not like the weirdness was just for a day or two. Anyway. I turned on the stream briefly at lunch, and I’ve been looking for what to do on the stream until now.”

— It’s only funny to hear the ultimate weirdo say that lol

— For real lol

— She’s the king of kings for real

— What contemplation, you fucking bitch, you were just contemplating how to freeload on the stream

— Rather, I’m surprised that Lucy even knows the word ‘contemplation’…

“So I was looking for what to do, and a ‘dating sim’? seemed somewhat interesting.”

— Oh!

— Fuck, what? A dating sim? This fucking bitch has finally come to her senses!!

— Lucy’s dating sim is here!!!

— What’s this. Why is it normal?

— Dating sims aren’t normal either, you idiots;

— Look at their eyes popping out when a semi-major genre comes out after only seeing shitty games lol

— Did this bastard build up from lunch today to play a dating sim? lol

— Would that blockhead be capable of such a buildup?

The viewers, whose attitude instantly changed when the game genre was mentioned, had been cursing at her.

If a man plays a dating sim, it would be ‘ew…’, but a dating sim played by a woman is different.

Moreover, Lucy had been playing shitty games day in and day out until now…

Thanks to Lucy bringing a dating sim genre, which hits at least average even if it fails.

For the first time in a very long time since her retirement from MOL, an atmosphere mixed with expectations began to be created in Lucy’s broadcast.