Chapter 62: Outside the blanket is good but dangerous
by AfuhfuihgsRecently, I’ve had a very, very small worry.
A truly tiny, dust-like concern.
–*Rubbing.*
“Haa… *Swooosh*…”
“……”
Of the 30-day vacation, about a week has already passed with Luna and I cooped up at home, eating delicious food, watching movies, and spending every single moment together without being apart.
The sweet scent of the princess who wakes me every morning, and her soft touch, have now become quite familiar.
“Did you sleep well, my, my, my lord…? Hehe.”
“……”
“Would you like to eat breakfast…? Or perhaps me first…? *Kuh-hit*.”
“……”
“Hauwoo… I’m still shy, after all… But I’ll wake you up with a different version every day, Sihyun…!”
“……”
The princess, who has learned who knows where, wakes me up by alternately using strange titles like ‘my lord,’ ‘my husband,’ ‘my man,’ and so on.
It seemed to be the influence of the historical romance drama I showed her a few days ago, but at least this wasn’t the problem.
–*Rubbing.*
“*Sniff sniff*… Haaah… *Sniff sniff*…”
“……”
You ask what kind of worries I could have when there’s an ultra-beautiful girl who doesn’t leave my side for a single moment, from the moment I open my eyes in the morning until I fall asleep at night?
–*Rubbing rubbing.*
“Hauwoooooh…! Sihyun… Sihyun…!”
“……”
The princess of our house, who is currently clinging to my face and body, constantly rubbing her face against me, is my concern.
“Hmm… Luna, we’ve been together for a week now, so I think it’s time to separate a bit—”
“No. You can’t. Don’t do it.”
“……Those aren’t the words I taught you to use in situations like this, are they?”
“You told me to use them against people who try to do bad things to me, right? Telling me to separate from Sihyun is bad! So I used them.”
“……Right, right, you did very well, Luna.”
“Hehe.”
Luna truly stuck to my side for the entire week, not letting go.
To be honest… well, it wasn’t bad.
‘No, rather, it’s good… I guess? Others might say it’s a pampered complaint, asking what kind of problem that is.’
Luna’s scent was always sweet, and the girl’s body was soft and supple enough to want to hug every day.
But the reason this is a concern is…
‘Honestly, it’s driving me crazy. For me, who’s been single for 28 years, Luna’s active physical contact is too stimulating.’
I had only encountered women through text and videos.
Starting from light web novels to R-rated erotic novels, and even videos from the neighboring country that all Korean men owe a debt to.
In fact, I thought I knew enough about women just from this.
What should I say, like a physicist well-versed in theory?
Before me, who had risen to the position of professor purely through theory without ever conducting an experiment, suddenly appeared the sample called ‘Luna, who found her emotions.’
This was a massive shock that completely shattered all my theories and knowledge.
I thought I had developed some immunity to physical contact with Luna,
but in just 7 days, I realized that thought was completely wrong.
“Sihyun, Sihyun, hug me tight today too!”
“…Come here, Luna.”
–*Hug.*
“Hehe… Sihyun’s warm embrace… I love it so much.”
“……”
The destructive power of Luna, who had regained her emotions, was truly a nuclear bomb, and more.
‘When she was a ghost story, she was like a still doll, so I didn’t realize it, but Luna’s attack power when she found her emotions and actively expressed love… it’s truly immense.’
A week ago, the moment I saw Luna in a white dress, seducing me from the entrance, and I fainted with a nosebleed, I realized.
‘Oh, damn it… I was a hopeless lolicon bastard.’
Although I admitted to being a lolicon… I thought it was just a feeling of liking cute Luna.
I now saw Luna completely as a woman.
“Huhu… Right, I was trash after all… food waste…”
“Sihyun isn’t trash! You’re such a wonderful prince!”
“…Yes, that’s right. Only Luna, our princess, doesn’t condemn me as a lolicon—”
“Sihyun is a lolicon, but I still like you!”
–*Cough!*
“Haha… Luna, please remember that the innocent accusations of a girl can shatter the heart of a dirty adult…!”
“……?”
Luna’s golden eyes looking at me were so clear and pure.
To the extent that not even 1% of ill will could be found.
‘Huhu… Right, what if I’m a lolicon? This beautiful princess loves me! If I can just be with Luna, I’ll do anything, lolicon or not.’
“Luna, still, you shouldn’t use the word ‘lolicon’ in front of other people. Understand?”
“Okay!”
–*Rubbing rubbing.*
The silver-haired princess, with a happy smile, constantly burrowed into my embrace.
I gently stroked Luna’s head.
The girl closed her eyes and trembled the moment she felt my touch.
“Haaah… Sihyun’s hand feels so good…”
“Luna, we’ve been home for a whole week, so how about we go out today?”
“As long as I’m with Sihyun, I like anywhere. Hehe.”
Right, what’s so special about happiness?
This is happiness, after all.
I erased trivial worries from my mind and prepared to go out with Luna.
‘If I wander around outside a bit, my worldly desires will probably be washed away to some extent.’
****
“U-u-um, Si-Sihyun…? Is this really pretty…?”
“Of course it is. How could it not be pretty when our Luna is wearing it? You’ve worn something similar before, but you’re especially shy today, Luna?”
“Hauwoooooh… Th-that time, I didn’t really know, but this feels a little embarrassing now…”
‘My worldly desires being washed away? What a load of crap.’
An outing after a long time.
I was currently dressing Luna in various outfits, filling my desires with worldly thoughts.
The place I took Luna was a large department store in Yeouido.
It was definitely crowded because it was the weekend, but there was a reason I had to come here.
[Cosplay Pop-up Store: Meet Your Character in Person!]
‘How could I just pass by a cosplay pop-up store?!’
Moreover, today there’s an S-rank beautiful girl cosplayer who’s dressing up just for me.
A maid outfit worn by a silver-haired princess, I can’t resist that.
If dressing the emotionless Luna felt like dressing up a pretty doll, now,
“Sihyun… Th-this… my legs are too exposed, it’s embarrassing…”
It’s even better because it’s a very emotional princess looking shy!
‘Someone would point fingers at me and call me a pervert for this.’
But I don’t feel even a shred of shame in my actions!
Because it’s true that I’m a pervert.
‘Yes, I’m a pervert. A pervert who wants to see a beautiful girl reluctantly wear a cosplay outfit and look shy! Honestly, don’t all men have this desire? Huh?? Is it just me? Huh?!?!’
I sought impossible agreement in my mind, rationalizing myself.
In the meantime, Luna came out, having changed from the maid outfit into casual clothes.
“Sihyun… you seem to like slightly unusual clothes. Like that ‘office look’ earlier? And everything else just feels so new!”
“C-cough. I always liked them, but now that Luna wears them, I like them even more, don’t I? Oh, and I’ll buy all the clothes you wore earlier, so will you wear them occasionally in the future?”
“O-outside, no, but when I’m alone with Sihyun, I’ll wear them as much as you want…! Hehe.”
–*Thump!*
Luna, shy but willing to wear clothes for me.
The sight of the girl twisting her body and covering her face was truly so lovely.
‘If I didn’t fall for a princess like this, I’d be impotent.’
I pulled Luna, whose cheeks were slightly flushed, into my arms and hugged her tightly.
“Hmph…? Sihyun?”
“Luna, who tries various things for me, is so lovely that I wanted to hug you.”
“Hehe… Compared to what Sihyun has done for me, this is nothing! Even if you ask for more than this, I… can do it all. *Kuh-hit*…”
Luna, covering her mouth with her small hand and smiling, looked like a mischievous little devil.
Lately, she’s been using a lot of seductive gestures and speech…
‘Who on earth taught her? The only person who could teach Luna something like that would be Luna’s mother, but there’s no way such a pure person would teach her how to charm men… I just can’t figure it out.’
Since I’ve been watching a lot of dramas and movies with Luna lately, I thought she might be imitating something she saw there.
–*Grrr.*
Just then, the sound of a rumbling stomach came from the silver-haired girl.
“Haha, it seems our Luna is hungry because she couldn’t eat breakfast and only changed clothes since morning?”
“Huuuh… Em-embarrassing…”
“It’s just cute, that’s all. I’m hungry too, so let’s go to the food court and eat something delicious. There are many bakeries Luna likes there, and lots of other tasty things, so just tell me if there’s anything you want to eat.”
“Okay! I’m looking forward to it, Sihyun, hehe.”
****
Yeouido H Department Store, B1 Food Court.
To celebrate the weekend, many couples and families were spending happy time here.
“Dad! This bread is really delicious. Try some.”
“Oh my~ My daughter! You’re giving the delicious part to Dad? Who do you take after to be so kind?”
“Hehe. I take after Dad!”
The fragrant smell of bread and the sweet aroma of various desserts.
And the fresh laughter of children.
Many people were forgetting the weariness of the weekdays and creating unforgettable memories with their families, friends, and loved ones.
Just then, cheerful and lively music could be heard from somewhere.
♫ ~ ♬ ~ ♪ ~♩~
In the center of the food court, various mascots were dancing excitedly and distributing gifts to children, holding an event.
“Wow. Dad, look at that! The clown uncle is giving out balloons too!”
“Oh, really? Is the department store having some event today?”
“I’ll go get one too!”
–*Tap-tap.*
The girl ran off in a single breath, received a pretty pink balloon, and quickly returned to her father.
“Our daughter really loves pink, doesn’t she? Haha.”
The man reached out and stroked his daughter’s face once.
–*Squeak.*
A strange sensation.
It felt completely different from his daughter’s warm, soft cheek.
Like touching tightly stretched rubber.
“……?”
The moment the man looked directly at his daughter, perplexed.
“Kyaaaah!! My child… my child’s he-head!!!!”
“H-honey!! Our son’s head is up, up there…!”
“Ah… ah… It-it must be a dream… This is all a dream…”
Dozens of people in various places simultaneously began to scream.
People were distraught, uttering strange words about their children’s heads being above them.
“What on earth is this…”
Just then, his daughter’s voice came from above the man’s head.
“Daaaaaaaaddyyyyyyy—?”
Where the man raised his head and looked,
“Ah…?”
Instead of the balloon that should have been floating in the air, his daughter’s head was looking at the man with a grotesque smile.
“Ah… Aah…!!”
As the man stared blankly at his daughter’s face, an announcement played from the speaker held by the group of mascots.
–*Jzzzzzzzt.*
[Hello, friends? Let’s all have fun together!]
Along with the words “let’s play together” in a terrifyingly distorted voice, red text appeared before the people.
[Disaster-grade Ghost Story ‘The Prankster’ begins.]
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