Chapter 59 : The scoundrel faces the crisis of becoming homeless

[Kasil’sDad donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-I can’t entrust my daughter to a woman who takes money and takes off her clothes like you. Take this money and leave my daughter.

“What?”

The moment I saw the donation nickname, my heart sank, but judging from the tone, it seemed like a typical impersonator.

“Hey, you,”

I was about to habitually say “f*cking impersonator,” but I strongly felt that if I did, I would be accused of insulting So-eun’s father, so I corrected myself.

“Don’t impersonate Kasil’s father. I heard he went to work today. There’s no way he’s watching the broadcast at this hour, right?”

[NotWorkingAtWorkAndWatchingBroadcast donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-He’s probably slacking off and being a salary thief like me LOL.

—RTEX2T: You too?

-Hyeminist: 2222222.

-Yajio734: I’m just watching Ruffian’s broadcast and my salary is being copied? LOL.

“Ahem! Don’t create a sense of incongruity by showing off that you have a job. How heartbroken would the friends who don’t have jobs and are unemployed, or long-term job seekers, or students on unplanned breaks be if they saw people with jobs? Don’t show off! Keep it to yourself!”

ᅳGlassMental: You seem to be the most vicious one LOL.

ᅳMangAndNani: I’m unemployed, and I was so heartbroken by this that I broke my desk.

-hapsungsuzi: That’s too harsh;;;;.

─probacksoo: Again, I was the only one with a truly legendary life. I wish all the *ssholes who got jobs would die.

“And taking money and taking off clothes… Although it might seem that way based on the incident alone, doesn’t the wording sound f*cking weird? Just say that I did an outfit change as a mission. People will think I’m a stripper.”

[OnlySpeaksTruth donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Then you weren’t a stripper?

“You have to take off everything but your underwear, or even take off your underwear, to be a stripper. I left one layer on top of my underwear, so it’s fine. This isn’t even a reason for a ban.”

[oo donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Isn’t it like the difference between a kiss room and an officetel?

“Ahem! Don’t make such analogies. This is not that kind of broadcast. It’s a wholesome healing broadcast. Let’s euphemize kiss room as a kissing room.”

-Anarchist: What’s the difference if you euphemize it like that LOL.

ᅳMangguiBeolle: How do you euphemize officetel?

Right, how do you euphemize that?

Is it even a word that can be euphemized?

As I was seriously , a new donation came in.

[FactBomber donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Fact) It is a reason for a ban.

“What? Is it really a reason for a ban?”

I was flustered, so I turned on the Switch terms of service and read them slowly again.

Come to think of it, wouldn’t it be dangerous if someone tried to argue that it’s sexual content?

I’ve heard that the ban criteria are so arbitrary.

-blackpepperangel: This b*tch is scared she’ll get banned for real LOL.

-HealingCamp: Ah, stop it LOL. She has trauma from bans LOL.

-AIGO39: Isn’t it rather lucky that she’s only been banned once for doing this kind of broadcast?

-FreshlyTannedThug: It seems like the judge didn’t get aroused, so she was acquitted LOL.

Fortunately, it seems like the viewers were just teasing me, and I won’t be banned for this.

If you get banned for doing outfit changes for money, 99% of female streamers would be banned, right?

I didn’t change, I just took off what I was wearing, but anyway, it’s an outfit change.

I decided that.

Let’s move on from this issue.

“And to the impersonator earlier. Who would send only 5000 won and say, ‘Take this money and break up!’? In morning dramas, they put in 10 million, 20 million, or 30 million won. You have to match the price so I can choose whether to splash coffee or accept it, right?”

-Knights3050: She’s looking for the price here too LOL.

-SangwolInn: “Give me more.”

-FakeSkull: Bring 50 million won instead of 5,000 won LOL.

-yaong2: Why does this b*tch’s way of speaking sound so weeby? Impersonator LOL. It sounds Japanese LOL.

[BirdThatCriesWhenItSeesAMoneyHungryPerson donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Money-hungry, money-hungry, money-hungry, money-hungry, money-hungry, money-hungry, money-hungry,

“Hey, stop crying! It’s okay for a person to like money a little. Wouldn’t you like it if someone slapped you with money? Even if they only gave you 1 million won, you’d offer the other cheek if they slapped one, right?”

[JeoReoBi donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-Then can I come and slap both your cheeks 5 times each?

Certainly, it seems like the Chairman’s donation has exceeded about 5 million won.

I quickly checked the details, and it was 7.4 million won.

Even if I let him slap both my cheeks 5 times each, it’s like I’m giving a 2.4 discount per cheek out of conscience.

-YoloYalo: If you received around 5 million, it’s right to get slapped 10 times.

—UngSaeSeryeok11: Is this the scene where cyber special prostitution is taking place?

-IllusionWar: Suddenly, it’s SM play.

─hazardblizzardlizard: Stop having dark thoughts!

“Hey, Chairman, I’m just saying that as an analogy. Haha. As a civilized person in this society, I strongly oppose violence!”

-Economics101: How can you be a civilized person when your nickname is Ruffian LOL.

-Chilly: LOL.

Fortunately, it seemed like the Chairman’s joke ended there, as it wasn’t a real proposal to meet.

‘That’s a relief.’

If he really wanted to meet, he would have secretly sent a whisper instead of openly sending a donation.

If it had been a real proposal, the atmosphere of the broadcast would have been ruined, so I’m glad it was a joke.

How heartbroken would I be if a big-spending Chairman suddenly disappeared?

[10,000,000 won donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Take this money and break up with our daughter.

“Mr. Donation Fishing, I’ll break up with her if you donate about 2,000 more times. Thank you.”

[JejuUniversityBungeoppangDepartment donated a whopping 5000 won!]

ᅳUnnie, if someone really gave you 10 million won, would you never see me again? I’m really hurt.

“Hey, Kasil! Of course, it’s a joke and a broadcast concept. Huh? It’s an impersonation! Don’t impersonate! You b*tch! I was surprised because I thought it was real.”

The donation nickname system is a great system for impersonating someone because you can choose it arbitrarily.

Of course, the streamer themselves can check the login ID, but it’s difficult to distinguish between the real and the fake when you’re focused on the broadcast.

Especially at the first moment of the donation, my heart drops, you know?

[Mammani donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-If I give you 5 million won, will you betray Kasil? Yes or No.

“You should ask that after you deposit 5 million won first, you b*tch. Don’t create unnecessary controversy. Don’t start unnecessary disputes. Don’t be a hater.”

So-eun watches my broadcast very often, what if she’s watching now?

I suddenly started sending video messages to smooth over the already ruined atmosphere.

“Kasil! You know I love you, right? It’s not because you let me sleep and feed me, I’m just always grateful and I like you so much! You know my heart, right? Huh? Homeowner, right?”

I also made a finger heart and winked once.

Come to think of it, she won’t be able to see the wink because I’m wearing sunglasses.

[oo donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-A desperate struggle to avoid being kicked out of the house.

-HiEutHiEut: I don’t want to be homeless!!!!

-chozi369: Insincere LOL.

—Children’sParkSpeedRacerRuffian: If I were Kasil, I’d kick her out after seeing this LOL.

“Hey, that’s not the reason! Don’t hate! We’re really close! I’ll kick out anyone who keeps hating.”

[JejuUniversityBungeoppangDepartment donated a whopping 10,000 won!]

-LOL.

-Ho1GamSu: Is this real this time?

ᅳTheWillOfEom: Would it be real LOL.

-MindlessBackdoorRuffian: LOL.

-SamSongDangDari: I’m most scared when my girlfriend sends me only two letters, LOL, on Kakaotalk.

“Hey, stop impersonating! Huh? It’s real? No!”

Of course, I thought it was another impersonation, but I checked just in case because I had a bad feeling, and it was really So-eun.

“Hey, Kasil! Why did you send LOL like that instead of LOLOL or LOLOLOL? It’s unsettling!”

I had no choice but to take off my headset and escape from the room where I was broadcasting.

When I went to So-eun’s room, she had her drawing work on one of her dual monitors and was watching my broadcast on the other, chuckling.

“Hey, So-eun, this is all a misunderstanding. You know it’s a joke, right? I made a joke to liven up the broadcast atmosphere.”

“Mmhmm. Of course I know. I’m a viewer too, so I had a desire for jokes and played a prank.”

Why does the atmosphere seem so cold even though So-eun is smiling?

Is it just my paranoia?

I hope it’s paranoia.

But I think I have a good sense these days, and I’m good at reading the atmosphere.

So-eun seems a little angry right now.

If So-eun and I become awkward, I feel like I’ll really die, so I desperately thought of a way to make her feel better.

So-eun wouldn’t like a racy concept like the viewers, but I guess aegyo would be the best.

I absolutely hate acting cute, but wouldn’t it be okay with a woman?

Even big, burly men act all cute in front of their girlfriends.

Let’s go with that kind of feeling.

“Woof! Woof woof!”

I knelt in front of So-eun’s chair, leaned my upper body into her arms, rubbed my face against her stomach, and imitated a dog.

“Woof! Woof!”

“I told you I wasn’t angry at all. Hehe. You’re so cute.”

Good, the atmosphere is good.

So-eun, who was pretending to smile, seems to be really laughing now.

It was a good idea to abandon my pride a little and act cute.

“I like you too, unnie. Now that I’m all relaxed, you can go and broadcast.”

So-eun hugged my head in her arms and stroked it.

She was a little angry after all.

I did well to trust my intuition.

If I just left right away, it would be too cold, so I whimpered and rubbed my face against her a little more before returning to the broadcast.

“I talked to the person involved and resolved it well. Now I’ll ban anyone who hates with betrayal jokes. Don’t overdo it.”

-MintChocolateBananaStrawberry: I’m so curious about what they did LOL.

-arcana30: I’ll show you a fantastic *ss show.

-YagoSaengRuffian: A desperate effort to appease the homeowner LOL.

-KoKoKoKoKoGwi: How can you not try when you’re about to become homeless LOL.

Why is the broadcast so tiring today, just like yesterday?

I definitely like broadcasting, and I feel heartbroken when I get banned, so why?

Come to think of it, it’s because the pressure that So-eun’s father might be watching my broadcast still remains.

“Father! Please don’t watch my broadcast! It’s not good for your mental health! Ahhhhh!”

-HelboAndRuffian: This b*tch is broken again LOL.

-7list: Why is this happening periodically? LOL.

-SolarExplosion: She has a tic that makes her spasm occasionally…

It seems like life doesn’t get easier just by earning money well.

It’s not easy to take other people’s money.

Indeed!

“Ahhhhh!”