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    The truth was, Yuuna had done nothing all weekend.

    It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say she’d lost all motivation for life after Sang-hyeok left her on read.

    ‘I should have been the one being all lovey-dovey with handsome Sang-hyeok…’

    All she did was sniffle while staring at the picture of Sang-hyeok’s face he’d posted on Dunsta.

    ‘Harden your heart, Yuuna!’

    This is war. There are no rules.

    Just like Hena, I just have to steal Sang-hyeok for myself!

    We had a good vibe, didn’t we?

    I can do it if I put my mind to it.

    I can be so foxy he won’t even remember his K-cup girlfriend! I’ll charm the soul right out of him!

    “Google search…!”

    How… to seduce… a guy friend… Search…

    Yuuna summoned Sang-hyeok into her imagination. The so-called Delusional-hyeok.

    Her Delusional-hyeok was a sweet being who, with Sang-hyeok’s handsome face, would say only what she wanted to hear.

    This Delusional-hyeok, created over the weekend, had grown into a monster from Yuuna’s frequent summons.

    “Yuuna… damn it…!!”

    Thump!

    Delusional-hyeok forcefully pinned Yuuna against the wall.

    A lethal gaze!

    “How am I supposed to hold back when you’re like this? What if I just devour you?”

    “Kyaaaah!!”

    “Yuuna! Why are you acting so crazy on a Sunday morning?”

    “How can you say that to your grown daughter, Mom!!”

    This is it! A perfect plan just came to me!

    Operation: Seduce Sang-hyeok.

    Let’s go, Yuuna!

    The moment I get to school, I’m going to seduce him like crazy and devour him!

    But Yuuna’s audacious courage…

    was brutally shattered the moment she saw the real Sang-hyeok on Monday morning.

    ‘S-So handsome…’

    Delusional-hyeok, who had grown fat on Yuuna’s attention all weekend, vanished like dust the moment she saw the real Kim Sang-hyeok.

    Image simulation: meaningless.

    Just looking at the handsome Sang-hyeok made her happy and left her breathless.

    Yuuna’s passionate crush had already reached an uncontrollable stage.

    Ever since she realized he’d been stolen by Hena and was now unattainable…

    her tangled emotions, mixed with fierce regret, erupted like a volcano.

    But she suppressed them, forcing them not to show on the surface.

    Seduce a guy who’s already happily in a relationship?

    That’s something that can only happen in fantasies. It’s impossible in reality.

    The more you like someone, the harder it is to do something like that.

    Yuuna had no experience whatsoever hitting on a guy who already had a girlfriend…

    She was just soothing her pain by imagining a hopeful future where she was dating Sang-hyeok. In truth, it was all a bluff.

    Steal him? The memory of her acting so arrogant made her blush with renewed shame.

    In front of the “real” Kim Sang-hyeok, Yuuna…

    was nothing more than Friend A, someone who wanted to be loved but couldn’t show it.

    What if she made a scene about stealing him and he ended up hating her?

    The mere thought made her want to disappear from the face of the earth.

    In the end, Yuuna’s brain arrived at the most realistic and beautiful conclusion.

    Maintain the status quo.

    “You didn’t come with Hena? I thought you would.”

    “She passed out…”

    “…Passed out?”

    Yuuna realized the truth behind why he’d left her on read.

    “She passed out… from that?”

    Ha… haha…

    So they were so lovey-dovey… that she passed out…

    Passed out…

    Sang-hyeok held Hena so much that she passed out…

    It’s over. Yep.

    “Oh. I see, um…”

    There’s no room for me between Hena and Sang-hyeok.

    She barely managed to hold back the feeling that she was about to cry.

    “Sorry for leaving you on read. Let me buy you a meal to make up for it.”

    “Hey. You want to make your girlfriend uncomfortable? We can’t eat alone, just the two of us.”

    Realizing that she was the real obstacle, not Hena, she couldn’t stop playing the part of the “good girl friend.”

    That’s not what she really wanted.

    She wanted Sang-hyeok’s love…

    But it wouldn’t be right to force her way in between a happy couple.

    “Then let’s go to a dungeon as a duo today. I’ll help you make a ton of money.”

    “A guy and a girl, alone? No way. Who knows what could happen in there.”

    I’m such an idiot.

    I’m putting on a mask because I don’t even want to lose my spot as Sang-hyeok’s good girl friend.

    She couldn’t reveal her true feelings.

    Sang-hyeok was already happy, buried in Hena’s big, bountiful breasts.

    ‘Ughhh. Hueeeeng.’

    “You said you’d help me until I hit 10,000 points.”

    “Huh? Did I?”

    “How am I supposed to get 10,000 points without you? You said so yourself.”

    Right. I’ll just stay by Sang-hyeok’s side… as a friend…

    I’ll be satisfied with that… Yes… I’ll kill these feelings, and be like a corpse…

    Squeeze.

    Just then, he grabbed her hand.

    Yuuna’s small hand was swallowed up by Sang-hyeok’s large, manly one, the thick veins prominent on its back.

    “Wh-What are you doing…”

    At Kim Sang-hyeok’s awkward flirting—the act of seducing for the sake of a relationship—Yuuna’s brain went up in flames.

    Marry me. Marry me. Marry me. Marry me.

    The moment their eyes met, her heart overflowed with love, and she felt as happy as if she were on drugs.

    “I-I’ll go to the dungeon with you… so d-don’t… do this again…”

    “We can at least hold hands, can’t we?”

    “N-No, you can’t…! You idiot…!”

    She ran away.

    Yuuna couldn’t understand why Kim Sang-hyeok was acting like this.

    Was Hena not enough for him?

    After being so lovey-dovey that she passed out…? Am I just a backup?

    Grrr.

    That thought made her angry, but…

    ‘Sang-hyeok held my hand…♡’

    She couldn’t stop the muscles in her cheeks from grinning foolishly.

    If he just held me tight and said, “Be my girlfriend!” I think I’d agree.

    ‘…G-Get a grip.’

    I don’t know why he’s acting like this, but I can’t give in.

    What if I were his girlfriend?

    If our roles were reversed, would I just stand by and watch him do this to Hena?

    I don’t know why he’s flirting, but I have to shut it down. It hurts, but I have to.

    ‘Let’s think about this… as calmly as possible.’

    Why would a guy with a girlfriend suddenly act like this?

    What if the reason is…

    that Hena felt sorry for me and told him to pay me some attention?

    Like a winner showing charity to the loser.

    Grrr!

    ‘I don’t think that’s it, but…’

    Whew. Okay. Not a single thing from class registered in her head, but organizing her thoughts had cooled her down.

    Yuuna didn’t know it yet. The ripple she thought would never come again was about to crash over her like a tidal wave.

    “I still like you, Yuuna. So…”

    “Are you crazy? What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?”

    Stop it. Don’t.

    Don’t you know what it’s taking for me to push you away?!

    Go make Hena happy.

    And leave me behind!

    “…You already chose Hena.”

    It’s over now.

    Steal him? What a joke. You did great, Yuuna.

    Mom and Dad would be proud of you.

    I acted without a shred of shame.

    I already… cruelly pushed away the boy I like so much.

    ‘…I guess we can’t even be friends now.’

    I’m the kind of girl who suddenly resorts to violence.

    Even Kim Sang-hyeok should have gotten the message by now.

    ‘But why is he just standing there alone instead of going to the dungeon.’

    He can just go solo. He’s pretty good on his own…

    ‘Don’t tell me… he’s waiting for me?’

    No way.

    For ten, then twenty minutes, Yuuna watched Kim Sang-hyeok from a distance.

    Sang-hyeok just stood there blankly in a corner…

    as if he were waiting for someone.

    ‘Why…’

    Why are you doing this…

    Why are you giving me hope?

    I feel like I’m going crazy…

    Sob…

    When she was just enjoying the feeling of a budding romance, she never thought it would turn out like this.

    She never thought she’d be this tormented.

    If she’d known she would suffer this much after Hena made her move first, she would have thrown herself into his arms and begged him to choose her.

    ‘Don’t go, Yuuna. You can’t go over there.’

    You already pushed him away. Just ignore him now.

    Kim Sang-hyeok is waiting for Hena, not me.

    If I go over there and Hena shows up, and they leave holding hands… how miserable would I feel?

    ‘If that happened, though.’

    It felt like maybe then she could give up.

    “What are you doing alone?”

    But Sang-hyeok, as if possessed by something today,

    freely showered her with the love and attention she had so desperately craved.

    “I was waiting for you.”

    ‘Ah.’

    Sang-hyeok smiled.

    Yuuna pressed her thighs together, overwhelmed by a feeling like she was about to ovulate.

    ‘Again. I’ve fallen for him again…♡’

    In the end, like a pet wagging its tail as it approaches its master,

    Yuuna slipped right in beside Sang-hyeok…

    Less than an hour after kicking him away, she shamelessly moved into a spot where she could feel his warmth and smell his scent.

    ‘I don’t care anymore… Hehe. I like Sang-hyeok…’

    It was only natural that Yuuna began to look after Sang-hyeok like a dungeon wife.

    ‘It’s your fault for being so nice to me.’

    Because Sang-hyeok was kind to her.

    Because he opened his heart to her.

    She ended up wanting to be endlessly pampered by him.

    ‘I’m totally like a dungeon wife…’

    A new term in the world of 「Onahole Academy」, it’s another version of an “office wife.”

    It refers to a colleague of the opposite sex with whom one is as intimate as a wife inside a dungeon, but…

    there are also cases where they literally become a real wife…♡♡

    ‘Aack!! This is an affair, Yuuna!’

    Because Sang-hyeok kept giving her these openings, the line between fantasy and reality in Yuuna’s mind was crumbling.

    That day in the locker room…

    “In the end, he chose Hena…”

    Sang-hyeok’s expression hardened.

    Yuuna realized then that she had made a huge mistake.

    ‘What am I doing?’

    Me, who’s nothing but an obstacle from the couple’s perspective, nagging Sang-hyeok.

    Those weren’t words spoken in her right mind.

    “Ah, that wasn’t right. Sorry. I have no right to say something like that.”

    “If we were dating, you could be as jealous as you want.”

    “Wh-What.”

    It was then that Yuuna understood.

    She understood the nature of the shameless game Kim Sang-hyeok was proposing.

    If some other punk had said that, she would have slapped him across the face and never seen him again.

    “You should date me too, Yuuna.”

    “You’re not kidding, are you? What about what other people will think…?”

    “Don’t worry about that. All that matters is that we’re happy.”

    Why was it?

    Kim Sang-hyeok’s flirting was awkward.

    His demand was the filthiest thing in the world, but the foundation beneath it was pure innocence.

    Yuuna was strongly drawn to that side of him.

    She felt like she would happily become this man’s one-hundredth girlfriend with a smile.

    Her insides were growing hot, as if on fire.

    It was clearly a filthy demand…

    A ridiculous line asking her to be his second girlfriend.

    ‘…I like how it feels like he’s forcing himself to do something he’s not used to…♡’

    As if someone were forcing him to build a harem.

    Like someone hesitantly approaching, thinking, ‘I know I shouldn’t, but should I give it a try?’

    That somewhat awkward side of him was endearing.

    ‘This isn’t the time to ask me to date you, you idiot.’

    A silent hug would have been enough…

    It was getting harder to breathe.

    ‘Ah, so handsome…♡’

    Should I accept right away? No.

    I don’t want Sang-hyeok to think I’m cheap.

    But if this keeps up… I-I’ll become… Sang-hyeok’s harem girlfriend…

    Hesitating to seal the deal in a situation like this, testing the waters to raise her own value, might just be a virgin’s instinct.

    Or maybe she was addicted to this situation where Sang-hyeok was impatiently chasing after her.

    The female heart wants to hold this sweet knife by the hilt a little longer, to shake it around and say,

    ‘Catch me if you can.’

    Of course, that didn’t mean she was just enjoying it.

    Deep down, Yuuna was scared.

    This was all a first for her. If she agreed to be his harem girlfriend, what would Kim Sang-hyeok do to her?

    What would he try to do to her body…

    Would he make me kneel like a dog and serve him as my master…? They say all men are perverts… Is Sang-hyeok like that too?

    Since everything was a first, she couldn’t make a decision easily.

    “S-So… Ah, look, the ranking board is up. Let’s go see.”

    That was the decisive reason she pushed away Sang-hyeok, who had squeezed out all his courage.

    After refusing, she felt a sense of relief.

    A guy friend she’d run a few dungeons with had just asked her to be his second girlfriend. It would be weird to just snatch up that offer. It was insane.

    ‘I haven’t even known Sang-hyeok that long…’

    In the end, she was content with her current situation: remaining in a state of ‘might become his girlfriend’ while acting as his dungeon wife.

    Because while there was nothing to gain, there was also nothing to lose.

    But it was Sang-hyeok who took another step forward.

    “Y-You bitch!!”

    The moment Dihrit raised his hand, Yuuna tensed her body, thinking, ‘I can legally beat the shit out of this guy.’

    After all, for Yuuna, with her B-rank overall stats, teaching Dihrit a lesson would be no trouble at all.

    But then.

    The unimaginable happened!

    “…What are you doing?”


    Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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