Chapter 54 : Parenting Broadcast

-Ilaos: Breaking news) Ruffian, who ran away, has finally returned.

-HeheHeeHeh: She brought her mom LOL.

-SeoWooNae: Mommy, who was sleeping soundly, is woken up and is now in a bad mood LOL.

-LOL Mommy! He scared me! Punish him!

-yeeun100: I thought you were quitting the broadcast because you just left LOL.

-Sma2802: Ruffian is now an ordinary person.

Please refrain from mentioning someone who has quit broadcasting.

When I returned to the room with So-eun, the chat was filled with laughter.

It seems that my running away and bringing So-eun back was quite funny.

“Ahem, ahem, ahem. Today’s guest is Casill! Now, please welcome her with applause.”

Instead of burying my face in shame, I brazenly continued the broadcast.

If I showed that I was embarrassed, I would be bombarded with non-stop teasing.

-LowIntelligence: Shameless.

-KimHaengNim: Nothing happened!

-INTP33: Wow! A guest! Applause! Clap clap clap clap!!!!

—ETET2T: Is the broadcast starting now?

-RunawayForgetMeNot: What is this guy doing?

-BangBangBang: Take a hint, take a hint LOL. The broadcast is starting now LOL.

And I sat So-eun on the gaming chair first, made her spread her legs, and sat in front of her.

Two people sitting on one chair.

Both of us are light, so it wasn’t a big problem.

-Oh6Oh: What are they trying to do?

-NaDaengI: I saw that pose in Darling in the Franxx LOL.

-now88: What’s that, you weeb LOL.

-Economics101: Ah, you don’t know Darling in the Franxx? It’s an anime where the famous Zero Two from the Zero Two dance appears. It’s a mecha anime with robots, and the female pilot sits in a prone position in the front and the male pilot sits behind her, so it’s a rather lewd pose. FYI, the Zero Two dance doesn’t appear in the anime.

-Cotton: WTH???

-BuyMeChicken: WEEB.

I put the headset on So-eun and leaned forward slightly so she could see the monitor well, and then I put my hands on the keyboard and mouse in that tilted position.

And So-eun hugged my waist to reassure me that she was still in the room with me.

-OverflowingGO: Is today’s broadcast a childcare broadcast? The mother looks very young.

-hhh777: Wasn’t Ruffian older?

-Luke00: Take a hint! Take a hint!

-HabitualTruancySyndrome: Casill mommy! Raise me too! Goo goo!

-EomKeuBo: LOL.

-SeoAhYang: Baby Ruffian riding in a stroller LOL.

[yuruyuri donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Isn’t that pose a bit too racy? It kind of reminds me of a senior doing it to a junior, should the broadcast be rated 19+?

-ManTteuk: Ahem! This is not that kind of broadcast!

-Lockstar: Yuri broadcast of two pretty girls.

-ToolContempt: Casill mommy is a normal person, so you shouldn’t make those kinds of jokes LOL.

I hardened my face and became serious at the jokes directed at So-eun.

If I didn’t set the mood properly at the beginning, the broadcast would become a mess again.

I can’t tolerate a situation where people are collectively making sexual jokes at So-eun.

“Congratulations on the paid ban, and as I’ve repeatedly warned, if you make sexual jokes to anyone other than me, it’s bye-bye immediately.”

—Don’tThrowATantrum: Then is it okay to do it to Ruffian?

-HyeoniGongJu: Tanker’s wide-area taunt LMAO.

-TtaGangTtaGang: Ruffian, your baby’s lunchbox is quite magnificent, isn’t it? You could probably fit 10 servings in it.

-centauri531: Stop the mindless sexual compliments!!!!

-Cuttlefish: Don’t be fooled! It’s a trap!!!!

It’s better to have the aggro on me than to have it explode because I tried to stop everything.

“Well, as long as you don’t cross the line, you know, moderately, right? Moderately?”

[LifeTrivia donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Living tip) Moderately is the hardest thing to do.

-GongSamGongSamAh: So where is moderately LOL.

─halfmoon107: You have to figure that out yourself LOL.

-LitCupRamen: Let’s be people who can take responsibility for our actions.

[PersonLookingForTheKill donated a whopping 30,000 won!]

ᅳI want to bury my face between Ruffian’s magnificent two valleys and die of suffocation. It’s the most serious wish in my life.

“Well, I guess that’s possible… Don’t say that outside, okay? You’ll really get arrested, you know? Even if you don’t get arrested, you’ll be bullied.”

-DutifulTaxpayer: Ah, I’m already bullied so it doesn’t matter LOL.

-Don’tSayAnything: She avoided the kill shot LOL.

-Don’tStruggle: I won’t forget the patriot’s adventurous spirit…

-GomHyul: Did he survive because he paid 30,000 won? If it was 5,000 won, he would have been banned LOL.

-madbeam: LOL, this was saved by Banshee’s.

-Witness3: If you want to give sexual compliments, pay money!

“Anyway, I’ll continue the game, okay?”

ᅳDuduBird: She’s going to play the game like this?

-seohyunluv: Sound play proxy LOL.

-CrushingFist: Horror game tip) If the sound is scary, have someone else listen to it.

The strategy for the horrible screaming ghost was to listen to the sound carefully, and when it got right behind you, turn around and use the camera flash to stun it temporarily, and then run away.

The closer you let it get before using the flash, the longer the stun, so to clear the game with a limited number of camera uses, you had to use the flash as close as possible.

But since I couldn’t handle the stress of that horrible screaming sound and couldn’t continue the game, So-eun decided to listen to the sound for me.

“Now, unnie!”

When So-eun gave me the timing, I squinted my eyes, turned the character’s gaze backward, used the flash, quickly turned back again, opened my eyes wide, and ran forward.

-KkoKkoDaek: Is this what they call the division of labor that advanced human civilization?

─Comp11: You are now witnessing a historical moment.

-anago: ‘Cho’ and ‘Gal’

-RuffianFan7: But why is she good in this state? LOL.

-AirForce688: I’m speechless LOL.

After repeating that a few times, I succeeded in clearing it. With So-eun’s help, I was finally able to move on from chapter 3.

“Wow! Chapter 3 cleared!”

Just as I was celebrating, a clueless donation came in.

[oo donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-FYI) This game’s real part starts from chapter 6, and everything before that is just a tutorial. Kek.

“Ah, I see.”

I quietly pressed ALT+F4 to exit the game.

“Shadow Corridor Let’s-Play successful! Well, it was fun. It was a well-made, good game. I’m glad I cleared it.”

-GraduationThesisRejected: ?

-DugongGod: ????

-mokokoko: She’s collecting hooks???

-FreshBuck: Who said you could?

-SoftTofuStew: Just let her go now, you’re going to kill her LOL.

-TigerHunter: I saw a lot of funny things today, so I’m satisfied LOL.

[FairTradeCommission donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-You failed the Let’s-Play, so are you going to do the Zero Two again? This was originally a punishment in exchange for the Zero Two, right? LOL.

“Hey, do you really have to go that far? Wouldn’t it be too much if I did that again here?”

-a513351: We don’t think so? LOL.

ᅳTo2The2Moon: It’s always new and exciting every time I see it. Zero Two is the best!

ᅳDevilKun: I’ve watched that YouTube video 100 times, show it to me live too.

─hoohoohoon: How can it be too much when her t*ts are jiggling LOL.

“Then since I did about half of this game, I’ll dance for only 20 minutes?”

That day, I collected 5 million won and, adding the 10-minute service, I danced to Zero Two for 30 minutes, changing outfits three times.

Thanks to my daily hard work at the gym, I sweated a lot, but I didn’t feel like I was going to die.

Now that my stamina has increased, if I repeat this every day, I can theoretically earn 1.8 billion won a year, right?

Just kidding.

‘There’s no way I can collect that much money every day.’

Twice is fine, but three times is really too much.

You have to know where to draw the line.

If you keep pushing it just because people like it, you’ll get a cold response like, “I’m tired of it,” “Stop it,” “Can’t you read the mood?”

But today was really satisfying.

I cleared one of the punishments I had accumulated, and I made a lot of money.

…Although there’s one thing that’s bothering me.

[Uuuuung! Highlight Compilation]

[Views 19,832 • Aug 4, 2021]

A video of Ruffian just saying ‘Uuuuung!’ when she’s at a loss for words.

[118 Comments]

-DeChit • 6 hours ago (edited)

Uuuuung! Uuuuung! Uuuuung! Uuuuung!

*Wow, this is my first time getting a top comment! Thank you!

-Pepero • 8 hours ago

Why can’t you speak human language!

-GomTing • 7 hours ago

Are you not going to upload a bikini video part 2?

-KimDongKyung • 8 hours ago

Cute LOL.

-MuMi • 5 hours ago

Why is this person so cute? Her voice is so soothing…♥

-LeeJinHyuk • 2 hours ago

I heard the editor is a woman, but she knows men’s hearts very well.

“……”

She looks good, I guess she’s doing well.

Such a song came to mind, and then I sighed at my own patheticness.

That’s a breakup song.

It’s about longing for a relationship where you at least loved each other.

If so, I’m someone who has nothing to do with that song.

“……Ha.”

After being rejected without even confessing, I haven’t contacted her even once.

I even deliberately delayed my gym time so I wouldn’t run into her.

It wasn’t like she declared a break in our friendship, but I couldn’t face her because I didn’t know what to say or what to do if we met.

And now I’m just looking through her YouTube videos alone.

I felt like I was going to suffocate from self-loathing.

It feels like a dream that we happened to meet in the same apartment, and now I’m back to the cold reality of just being a viewer and a streamer.

‘Let’s just work hard.’

Since the line was clearly drawn to the point where further advances would be a crime, it was painful, but rather, it was easier to give up.

Even though I said I gave up, occasionally checking her YouTube and broadcasts must be the fragments of my heart that I couldn’t help but spill because I broke something too big.

It’s too sharp to sweep away with determination alone, like broken glass shards, so I could only hope that the waves of time would gradually wear them down and make them disappear.

‘But how do I work harder?’

What’s the way to work harder and do better in broadcasting?

While  about that, Health Boy decided he needed to improve his League skills.

Until now, his broadcast was doing well, so he didn’t care, but how could someone who calls himself a skilled broadcaster not be at the highest tier that currently exists?

That’s what he thought.

‘Shall I try to do well again?’

In a broadcast that had fallen into mannerism, in a game that had become boring, he forcibly ignited the forgotten passion.

He believed that it would be the best painkiller to forget the pain of a broken heart.

‘Let’s do it like studying.’

Beyond a certain level, 10 games that clearly identify the problems are more helpful than 1,000 games played without thinking.

Health Boy was a user who had surpassed that certain level, so he decided to clearly identify the problems.

He opened a notepad and went into his recent game replays.

To try his best one more time.