Chapter 52 : GOSU

“What the heck , why is the path blocked! Ahhhhhhh!”

[Your breath was cut short in the darkness.]

Along with a picture of an ominous Japanese mask, a message announcing death appeared, and I returned to the checkpoint.

Restarting from the room with the mirror before picking up the key.

It was already my 10th death in the first stage.

[WisdomOfLife donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Every road has an end.

-ucalyptooth: I’m learning something about life again today…

-MissedTheTiming LMAO.

RuffianCuttingInLineAtTheAmusementPark: Isn’t this the dead end we came to earlier? Why do you keep coming to the same place and dying??

-sunnyday: Her intelligence drops when she’s scared LOL.

KimBapHeavenKimchiKillerKimJeongYeol: Oh, that’s a bit arousing.

“No, no, no, no, no!”

I mean, there are a lot of things I want to say, but even I think what I’m saying doesn’t make sense, right?

[ArtStudentDrawing donated a whopping 5000 won!]

 4 times for stupidly coming to the same dead end, 3 times for dying without being able to open the door in front of her, 3 times for having a broken brain and crashing into the roamer, dying this much is an art in itself.

-specialist: Why can’t she memorize this small map LOL.

ᅳRefugee: Her memory gets reset every time she is reborn.

-Asylum Refugee: If her sense of direction is this bad, shouldn’t she go to the hospital?

MountGwanakSpringWaterBullyRuffian: There’s a person who can’t clear the tutorial for an hour?! Boosh Boosh!

[CheeringMachine donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-It’s commendable that you’re not giving up even though you can’t do it LOL. You have tenacity LOL.

-mindleader: Maybe she’s too scared to even think about running away?

AssassinInTheDarkRuffian: That’s a fact.

HawaiianPizzaLover: It looks like it won’t be long until she runs LOL.

—chipsandchips: Why isn’t her skill improving at all, it’s driving me crazy.

[LeeJeongWooKimJeongYeolRuffian donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-You think I don’t know you’re trying to make me sick so I’ll pay you to backseat game? You b*tch.

-heize543: She knows and still falls for it LOL.

-pikapikapika: I’m being emotionally manipulated!!!!!! My wallet is being robbed!!!!!

-MorningRice: LOL.

[RamenVendingMachine donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-How does this b*tch even play League? Isn’t she going to faint from fear when Nocturne’s ult is on?

-NamBongRe: Won’t she die of a heart attack when she gets hit by Fiddlesticks’ ult in a bush?

—wheelwind9: If she meets Karthus in the jungle, she’ll smash the keyboard LOL.

-DesirableGirl: LOL.

.Hey, you guys. Think about it. Horror games are made to be scary, right? So isn’t being scared like this the best way to enjoy it according to the creator’s intention?”

ActuallyNormalPerson: Chunani! Ruffied!

-mumu3333: That’s true LOL, you’re right LOL.

—yaridolim6: Isn’t wanting you to clear the game also the creator’s intention?

CheddarCheese: It’s a game made to be cleared, so why aren’t you clearing it LOL.

“Ah, I’ll clear it! I said I’ll clear it! I’ll clear it, okay?”

But what can I do if I can’t think of anything when I hear the ominous bell sound?

“Wait a minute. I have a plan.”

A plausible idea came to mind, so I turned on the drawing pad and drew a map.

Since it’s a fairly small map corresponding to the tutorial, I could roughly draw a sketch, if not a detailed map.

“So, open this closed door, run around to shake it off, then go past where the ghost was guarding, and it’s cleared, right?”

[MoneyGrubbingGeniusRuffian donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Were you pretending to be scared while wearing that mask? How can you not clear it when you’ve memorized the map?

“Hey, seeing it and doing it yourself are different, okay? Even if I memorize the map, when I hear the bell sound, my brain freezes, okay? Don’t just backseat, buy the game and try it yourself.”

-DailyNews: If you’re so good, you do it LOL.

-maronye: I cleared chapter 1 on my first try, though LOL.

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 Has the courage of a kindergartener.

-mintchoco737: Goo goo! I’m baby Ruffian! Raise me! Goo goo!

-RegrettingAfterErasingEverything: Isn’t a kindergartener too old to be saying goo goo LOL.

“Hey, I’ll really clear it this time, so just wait and see.”

11th try, there’s no reason I can’t clear it now.

Knowing the entire map, I ran a simulation in my head about five times and then executed it, finally opening the door, running around the map, shaking off the ghost, and clearing it.

[Clear Time 75:31.19 New Record]

“Wow! I cleared it! I cleared it!”

-KururiSpecies: 75 hours LMAO.

-BbamBbamBba: It’s my first time seeing someone take over an hour on the tutorial LOL.

-ppororong: Ruffian wins!!!!!!!

-mangandnani: Laughter!!!!!!

-LastLightOfNationRuffian: Switch’s biggest scaredy-cat Ruffian! Switch’s biggest scaredy-cat Ruffian! Switch’s biggest scaredy-cat Ruffian! Switch’s biggest scaredy-cat Ruffian!

“Hey, who’s a scaredy-cat… It took a little long, but…”

Even I think I was a bit of a scaredy-cat, so I can’t really say anything.

I mean, I wasn’t this scared before, you know?

When I was in my room, I suddenly remembered a ghost story that said if you look at the corner four times, a ghost would appear, so I forced myself to fix my gaze, and when I went to the bathroom at dawn, I tried not to look in the mirror because I was scared, but everyone does that, right?

This is all a side effect of crossing world lines.

Originally, I’m a tough guy who doesn’t know fear.

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-Look at you, unable to get angry as usual and getting discouraged, so cute LOL.

“Ugh, uuuuuuung, uuung!”

-dawnhome: Why does she act all cute whenever she has nothing to say?

ᅳPleaseLoveRuffiTube: That’s Ruffian’s charm LOL.

-SpoiledHorseMeat: It’s because today is the feminine personality, Nani LOL.

“Hey, stop pushing that weird meme, okay? I’m a normal person, I don’t have a split personality. And the reason I go ‘uuuuuung’ whenever I have nothing to say is… because I’m filtering out ‘fcking btch,’ ‘f*cking sshole,’ ‘shut the fck up,’ etc.”

Thinking that people I know, especially So-eun and Yoobin, are watching the broadcast, I can’t just blurt out whatever my brain produces.

So, it’s like everything I say goes through a filter first.

I still spit out a storm of curses like a tic when I get incredibly angry, though.

But the frequency has definitely decreased compared to before.

[GettingCursedIsMyHobby donated a whopping 50,000 won!]

-Don’t hold back, ‘give’ me a reward.

“Wow, you paid 50,000 won and want to be cursed? You’re a really crazy pervert. Disgusting. You’re a damp, filthy, dirty bstard. Why do you live like that? Just fcking die, please, just die.”

-Kijuning: That seemed a little too sincere LOL.

-roenhard: That’s too harsh.

-StreamerKing: This place has good service.

“Hey, what do you mean sincere? I just thought that since I received a lot, I should do this much to satisfy him, you know? It’s like a craftsman’s service spirit, you know? Anyway, thanks for the big 50,000 won donation. I’ll use it well.”

And so began chapter 2.

•Chapter 2 was, of course, much harder than the tutorial.

There were many of those bell-ringing b*tches roaming around, not just one, and there was one that made loud thumping footsteps, and one that kept saying ‘Where are you?’ while crying, creating a feeling of unease.

It was like a comprehensive gift set.

On top of that, to get to the exit, you had to go around the rooms and search drawers and shelves to collect five magatamas, so it really felt like the game was starting in earnest.

But since I’m already a ‘master’ of this game, I was able to clear it on my first try without dying even once.

[Clear Time 114:22.15]

“Did you see? My one-try clear? I told you I’m someone who can do it quickly if I put my mind to it, right?”

[SolarSniper donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-Fact) Even if it takes an hour to clear, it’s considered long. 2 hours is LOL.

-RiceBagAh: At least she didn’t fill the full 2 hours LOL.

-boompaka: What’s the point of not filling it if she almost filled it LOL.

-Plop: How can she die when she hides in a basket for 5 minutes every time she hears a sound LOL.

“Ahem, hiding is also a strategy. You have to use your head.”

-LastLightOfNationRuffian: Switch’s best strategist Ruffian! Switch’s best strategist Ruffian! Switch’s best strategist Ruffian! Switch’s best strategist Ruffian!

“Yeah, praise me more. But you’re not being sarcastic, right? Right? Huh? Why do I feel so strange?”

-egg3040: Of course, I’m being sarcastic LOL.

-Dmitris: Scaredy-cat LOL.

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-But this gets longer and harder as you go, can you even clear it this year?

ᅳTturiringTtu: Chuseok waiting room.

-Abraxas: Looks like we’ll be making songpyeon and jeon LOL.

-PlayingTheDrumAndJanggu: Christmas waiting room.

—licbar: Santa Claus, please get ready to enter.

“Hey, I cleared chapter 2 in just 3 hours, right? Then I’ll clear it all soon, right?”

[ThisGameIsMyLife donated a whopping 5000 won!]

-This was still just the tutorial LOL. I bet a million won you can’t clear it in 24 hours LOL.

“Hey, don’t just bet a million won with words, set a mission!”

—solarstellar: This b*tch is acting up again after smelling money LOL.

—nekonekoni: Anyone who’s played this game knows it’s a safe asset LOL.

-BuffySara: Her goal is probably the 100,000 won fee, not the million won, that sly b*tch.

—GameManHere: LOL. Who would fall for that LOL.

.“The calm before the storm, the result will speak for itself.”

But I really didn’t know.

That really, up to chapter 2 was just a tutorial level of difficulty…