Chapter 52: Autumn Leaves Are Street Garbage
by AfuhfuihgsAutumn Leaves Are Street Garbage
About a month had passed since the tournament ended.
Autumn leaves had become street garbage, and the winter season, which reveals only bare branches, had been here for quite some time.
In other words—
─”With this, we will conclude the closing ceremony of ■■ High School.”
It meant nothing other than winter break had arrived at all educational facilities—elementary, middle, and high schools.
-Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
The sound of liberating applause echoing in the auditorium after the hellish principal’s speech ended.
-CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!! CLAP!!
Among them was Ara, clapping her hands most vigorously.
“Fuck…!! Finally freedom!!!”
Her good mood was so intense that the corners of her mouth showed no signs of coming down, and she had no hesitation shouting profanities out loud.
“Kiyat-ho-ooh!! Morning, I don’t have to wake up early in the morning? Kieeeek!!”
Was it because she was too loud? The gazes of students and teachers in the auditorium turned to the source of the sound.
“Ara, let’s get out quickly…okay?”
Due to the many gazes drawn by the exuberantly excited Ara, Reina, who was feeling embarrassed, said that while lowering her head deeply.
In the end, Reina grabbed Ara’s sleeve and escaped the auditorium, quickly heading towards the high school’s main gate.
“Hiya—Finally I don’t have to come to school…!”
Kang Ara, enjoying the joy even while being dragged.
“Pft—”
Reina burst into laughter finding Ara’s excitement cute, but to walk comfortably while just laughing was
─ Hah… To think I won’t see those two anymore… I want to die.
─ No!! At least one of you must hear my confession before you go!!
─ Senior Ara, I loved you..kut!!
─ Kyaaaa Reina unnie is so sexy!!
─ Seniors! Please give us your numbers before you go!!
Impossible due to the classmates and juniors following them like zombies.
“Eek—”
Reina, who had briefly turned her head back and was startled by their appearance, urgently called Ara who was being dragged along.
“Shi—Ara, quickly! Walk on your own two legs!!”
For them to quickly escape from their clutches, it was important for Ara to walk on her own—
“Hehe… School. Don’t have to go to school. Hmhm”
But Ara had long lost proper function due to dopamine overload.
“Kang Ara, you bitch!! Run!!”
The season that made even Reina curse.
It was winter.
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While Reina and Ara were being chased by students from the same school and enjoying winter
There was a group enjoying winter in a different way from them.
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[Lucy Spit Foam Bitch][5]
[Companies that make stupid games should all die][7]
[When will the shitty game occupation period end…?][11]
[Lucy, please do a proper broadcast.][4]
[I want to cut the throats of those newbie bastards lol][21]
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The protagonists were gallery users who turn on air conditioners and fans in their rooms during the hot summer, and turn on electric heating pads and heaters in their rooms during the cold winter.
[Wow it’s cold, cold]
Since it’s cold, I’ll wrap myself in a blanket and melt time watching Lucy’s broadcast replays. Hehe
— The sound of parents’ hearts breaking can be heard all the way here lololol
└ Parents would also approve of Lucy
└ Ah lol The first champion ‘Lucy’s’ broadcast is approved~
[So when is Lucy coming?]
jgn
— Teacher, do you know what time it is now?
└ (Post author): Yeah, it’s 12 PM now
└ You know but still asking when she’s coming lol What an idiot
— Just shut up and wait, idiot, you have no patience at all
└ (Post author): Woo… Lucy when are you coming!!
└ (Lucy Gallery Admin): Ugh—where are you trying to act cute;; You get out, fuck
[Lucy’s graduation ceremony…]
I want to go too…
And while giving her the bouquet I prepared in advance
Confess my love saying ‘I loved you Lucy…’ and Lucy, who received my confession
‘Y-yes. Thank you Lucy-bung-kun. Actually, I also—’
— Get out get out get out get out
— Can’t you just keep your imagination in your shitty toilet head instead of writing it down?
— (Lucy Gallery Admin): You get out too, fucker
└ Kyaaaa the admin is standing tall today lol
[Padak, you bastard]
(Lucy Gallery Admin)
You fucker, aren’t you working? Cut out all these shitty posts. I’m even paying you, why aren’t you working?
—(Padak): lol Good work
└ Gallery role reversal world lol
└ Wow, so ill-mannered
└(Lucy Gallery Admin): You fucking bastard!!
— In my view, the admin who keeps such an idiot padak has a bigger fault
└ (Padak): ?
└ (Lucy Gallery Admin): My fault… seems so
└(Padak): ??
[Why has the average Lucy-bung gotten so low?]
No; There are too many idiot bastards these days;
Both in the gallery and Lucy’s broadcasts.
What was the problem?
— After the tournament ended and some time passed, idiot newbies started swarming
└ Woo… Don’t discriminate against newcomers!
└(Comment author): It’s because you act like that that you get discriminated against, you orphan;;
└ I’m really pissed that the Lucy average has dropped so much because of such bastards
└ There was room for it to drop more?
└ Haven’t you heard of a bottom lower than the bottom?
└ Ah lololol OK
— More than the newcomer problem, the problem is the games that the gallery owner plays
└ This point also has merit
└ I’m really curious where she keeps picking up shitty games that even we don’t know about
└ Since our brains are also filling with shit from watching shitty games, it’s definitely the gallery owner’s problem lolololol
[Lucy… Let’s just play MOL, okay?]
Instead of switching out one fucking terrible shitty game every day, can’t you just play MOL and then find another main game when needed?? Okay?
No, but fuck, you could just pick famous games, why play shitty games?
As I’m writing this post, I’m suddenly getting angry?
Lucy, you fucking bitch
— Rage-inducing Lucy OMG
└Rage-‘erection’ Lucy? Hmm….
└ Lucy average lololol
└ How can they live with only such thoughts;
└ Looking at this, I can only laugh from disbelief lolololol
— That fucking bitch has zero intention of listening to our opinions
└ The last time she entered the fan cafe during broadcast was it lol
└ The trap is that was only once in the beginning lolololol
└ I really want to kill her..
└ It’s just Mika’s fan cafe, not Twins Tail fan cafe lol There’s not even a bit of Lucy fan art, only tons of Mika fan art
└ Seen bunny girl Mika? That was really delicious, for real
└ Do you… want to do it with the fan art?
Lucy’s broadcast and the fandom supporting her after the tournament ended and her weight class increased.
While they were burning as usual with the energy battle between existing fans and newcomers.
Ara, who hoped they would spend a warm winter,
[Lucy broadcast break;; Fucking shitty bitch]
Personally added firewood to the gallery.
It was the start of a warm winter.
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Currently, the person who further inflamed the gallery with a same-day broadcast break notice.
“It’s been a while, Tin—”
“Kiyaaaaak!! L-long time!! Hahahah…”
“…Haah. Ara, please control yourself. We’re outside, okay?”
She was having a meeting with Jane and Christina, facing them after a long time.
“Yes. I understand, Jane.”
“…Somehow that’s annoying?”
“It’s your imagination.”
Reina also wanted to participate in this meeting, but—
“Oh! Her—aaah aack!!”
“Have you come, my bride..kuff!”
Since it was a true hero party meeting with Pollon and Roilli also gathering, Reina had to be excluded.
Of course—
‘Hmm. I understand.’
When I told Reina that it wouldn’t be possible today and she readily accepted and backed down, her reaction was quite chilling.
Then why not bring Reina along? If you ask—
“Aack!! Let, let me go… Gack”
“Kuh-luck. Indeed, this punch confirms you are the her—kek”
I didn’t want to expose Reina to stupidity by bringing her to a place where Roilli and Pollon would also gather.
From the start, it was correct to consider verbal slips as default from these bastards’ mouths, so Reina shouldn’t be allowed to meet them until they were ‘corrected.’
“Don’t call me hero here. Roli Poli.”
“Kruk… I’m not Roli but Roilli..”
“…That’s right. I’m not Poli but Pollon..”
“Yes, just as you don’t want to be called Roli Poli, I also don’t want to be called hero here. So let’s do well, okay?”
Having clearly told Roilli and Pollon not to call me hero—
“Tsk… Then should I call you Ara? Hmm—Have we finally come to the position of calling each other by name?”
“That’s right. As you said, Pollon, it seems she has finally opened her heart. As expected, gender and appearance were important.”
‘What are these bastards saying? What? Opened my heart?’
Christina and Jane had already evacuated to a corner due to Ara’s killing intent and were whispering.
“….Did we bring them for nothing?”
“No. They need to be hit a bit.”
Those who neither noticed Ara’s ominous killing intent nor heard the saint and knight’s whispers.
“Haha! Ara! Don’t you want to mate with this beautiful body with big breasts…”
— Puck!
“Tsk. Stupid child. Watch what I do. Ahem. Ara, would you like to study summoning magic with me? Ah! The summoning I’m talking about is our child…”
— Bak!
In the end, Pollon and Roilli were once again subjected to Ara’s karate chops.
“Krr..ugh…uterus… My uterus hurts..huik—”
“…u,ugh… Stars… I see stars…hue—”
Pollon clutching her stomach and lying flat on the ground with her chest crushed, and Roilli leaning against the wall with focus disappearing from her eyes.
The average of the hero party’s archer and magician.
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