Chapter 5: Please Isolate Me From Society Immediately (Urgent) [R-18]

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I was hauled off to the Student Council room.

The council members were seated at their desks as if conducting an interview, all watching me.

It seemed the agenda for their morning meeting was me, Kim Sang-hyeok.

“Sit.”

This must be the defendant’s seat.

It was a damn good life!

But it was too soon to give up and say my farewells. There was still too much I didn’t know.

“You’ve got some nerve.”

But I sat down just as you told me to?

“I believe I told you that if you ever caught my eye again, I would kill you myself.”

She was genuinely terrifying. It didn’t sound like a bluff; she seemed more than capable of doing it.

Just then, one of the female members raised her hand.

“Um, President!”

“What is it, Evangeline?”

“Was Sang-hyeok always that handsome? I had no idea!”

“It’s already all over the school’s gossip forum. They’re saying the Student Council President was seen walking with a handsome guy who’d be a perfect match for her!”

“Both of you, shut your mouths.”

“Yes, ma’am…”

Student Council President? This woman is the president?

What in the world did I do to get on the Student Council President’s personal kill list?

Although some members were joking around, the moment the president spoke, everyone focused.

“The hearing will now begin.”

The president looked down on me as if I were an insect.

“Rest assured. I will not be lazy in my efforts to have you expelled.”

…Getting expelled would be a problem.

I didn’t know the physical age of this new body, but I, Kim Sang-hyeok, was not some angsty teenager.

I knew enough to understand that going off the established rails in a world I barely knew was dangerous.

And I knew that if I wanted to become a respectable older brother to my beautiful younger sisters, I needed to keep my ass planted in this huge academy.

“You have an insolent look in your eyes.”

“It’s a misunderstanding. These are my nicely-opened eyes!”

Seeing my disciplined posture, the council members snickered.

“…I suppose that’s how you managed to reach a smooth settlement with your victim.”

It seemed even the Student Council President thought I was handsome.

But a settlement? There was a victim?

“Evangeline, read out Kim Sang-hyeok’s demerit history. Kim Sang-hyeok, you may rebut anything that is not factual.”

Alright, bring it on! I’ll rebut whatever you’ve got!

“Okay~ Let’s see. Caught after spraying semen on classmate Ms. Hena’s equipment, clothes, and underwear.”

A photo of the evidence appeared.

I’m already out, aren’t I?

A cold sweat trickled down my spine.

“Caught strutting down the hallway wearing women’s underwear on his head.”

I did?

“Brought pornographic magazines to school, pointing out a woman who resembled the Student Council President and sharing it with classmates.”

I felt the president’s brow furrow.

Why is everything so creepy and pathetic…

“Oh, you’ve also secretly filmed in the girls’ bathroom? Mr. Sang-hyeok, I never would have thought…”

It’s a miracle I haven’t been expelled yet.

I tried to think of a way to get out of this crisis.

But there was clear evidence being displayed by something like a beam projector, proving the facts of the case.

There were pictures of me that I had no memory of taking.

There was even audio evidence.

—Hey, doesn’t Lizna look like the Student Council President? Look at this. Silver hair and all-natural huge tits!

—I can’t resist the president’s ass. It’s an ass optimized to be the academy’s onahole! Woohoo!!

‘Fuck, that’s my voice saying that shit…’

On top of that, a long list of other absurd misdemeanors was read out.

He’d been cited for improper attire alone eighteen times.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Do you see anything that is not factual?”

“No.”

There was no way out.

The evidence was too perfect.

It was more than enough to brand me a criminal ten times over.

“Is today’s strategy to act innocent and pretend to be repentant?”

“It’s not that…”

Sigh…

Suddenly, everything felt like a chore.

Why did I have to seriously defend myself against things I didn’t even do?

And even if I did, could I prove my innocence? This was a setup prepared by the eroge goddess. In this world, if the goddess decreed it so, even things that never happened could become real.

That was exactly the situation I was in now.

Didn’t the goddess say she’d look out for me? How did it come to this?

If I thought about it seriously, the reason was obvious.

‘…Because it’s an eroge.’

Come to think of it, there were more than enough reasons for the protagonist to be a complete degenerate.

After all, the protagonist is the one who commits all sorts of perverted, lewd acts against the heroines in the game. A personality like mine would actually be the weird one, right?

Therefore, this forced, frustrating scenario wasn’t designed for me to seriously argue my case and restore my honor.

‘She did say she completely removed the conquest difficulty.’

Isn’t the Student Council President a heroine, too?

For the me I am now, the way out is surprisingly simple.

All I have to do is activate ‘Lucky Pervert’ and manipulate this absurd reality.

Then, this unpleasant setup designed to frame me as a criminal would be replaced by me teaching the Student Council President’s pussy a lesson, and the pretty female council members here would become secondary spoils of war.

That’s the structure. One more trophy added to the collection.

The start of my academy harem life.

“There is no place for you in this academy, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

The Student Council President looked down at me with cold eyes.

“Get out. We will handle the procedures.”

“Why didn’t you kick me out sooner?”

“Because the woman you victimized did not wish for you to be punished. But if you show your face in this academy again, it will be a different story.”

There’s no time.

…To overcome this bullshit setup, is rape the only way?

Would this elegant Student Council President cling to me and show affection like Serena did?

The ‘Lucky Pervert’ skill shimmered before my eyes, tempting me, telling me I could bring her to her knees at any moment.

[Activate (Super-Potent) Lucky Pervert?]

What’s this system message?

The eroge goddess?

[★A chance to mass-produce pretty, academy-made onaholes★]

Flash, flash.

A cheap-looking neon sign flashed, dazzling my eyes, but no one else seemed to notice.

“Focus on the situation at hand! You distractible fool!”

Ugh!

The president grabbed a handful of my hair and glared at me head-on.

“Your family, Stella and Serena, are both honor students. What are you? Aren’t you ashamed to face your sisters, who grew up so well despite having trash like you around?”

Don’t provoke me.

A hologram of a chibi version of the ‘eroge goddess’ buzzed around my face like a fly, pointing at the system message.

[A chance to pussy-smash the academy’s hottest girl♡, the big-assed Student Council President, and turn her into an onahole♡]

‘Hngh…’

“Don’t think expulsion is the end of it, you piece of trash. I will personally take you to the Correction Bureau. You’ll be released only after you’ve meticulously completed 300 hours of Sex Offender Villain Prevention Education.”

Three hundred hours of service…

My mind went blank at her words.

[There’s never been an easier pussy!]

[The proud and domineering Student Council President’s pussy can be yours right now! With Lucky Pervert, it’s an instant Get!]

‘Dammit.’

“If you have something to say, say it. But choose your words carefully. They may be the last you ever speak.”

I wonder if the Student Council President has any idea what I’m holding back right now.

The eroge goddess was trying to rile me up, shouting, ‘You can turn everyone here into onaholes! Ppoo ppoo!’, but I desperately, desperately ignored her.

I’m holding it in.

[Oishikunare~ Moe moe kyun to the president’s pussy!]

‘Huuuuuh…’

Pfft, ah, seriously.

I’m trying to be serious, but there’s no way I can with this damn goddess!

The muscles in my cheeks were twitching from trying to hold back my laughter. Please stop. Where are you even writing these vulgar lines from?

The goddess’s creepy approach was so embarrassing I couldn’t even meet the president’s eyes.

It was a damn good thing only I could see it.

Realizing that at least one being who knew I was innocent was watching over this whole situation made me feel a little better.

Even for an eroge, being framed is too much, isn’t it, Goddess?

[For a limited time only! The Student Council President’s pussy, with 500% compatibility with your dick, is free!]

[Onahole Quest (New!)]

[Collect Student Council President Isabella as my personal onahole (0/1)]

[Difficulty: S (strikethrough) None]

[Prerequisite Quest: (strikethrough) None]

[Prerequisite Quest 2: (strikethrough) None]

[Prerequisite Quest 3: (strikethrough) None]

[Rarity: ??]

Just how badly do you want to get me out of this?

The thought that there was someone who couldn’t stand my false accusation even more than I could almost made me laugh.

Right. I guess I was being too serious about the ‘established rails’ and all that.

My backer is a goddess, and she wants me to become an eroge hero who has switched to the harem route.

She’s not the type to sit back and watch my life fall into ruin.

That means there’s always a way out, no matter where I go.

Thinking that put my mind at ease.

An eroge hero? Heh heh, says who? Fuck that!

I’ll do things ‘my way.’

“I have nothing to say. Thank you for the 300 hours of Sex Offender Villain Prevention Education.”

“What? Thank you?”

“…?”

The council members stared at me in shock.

Even the cool-headed Student Council President seemed quite surprised by my detached attitude.

“You’re quite different from last time.”

Was there another disciplinary hearing before? Then the difference in my reaction must be stark.

Whatever. I’ll just do 300 hours as payment for making my sister give me a handjob. Are you watching? Eroge goddess?

“To be honest, my crimes deserve death, so I’m grateful for the opportunity to be reformed. I also wish to sincerely apologize to Ms. Hena, who was victimized by my actions.”

“Cut the crap. You think I’d let you anywhere near your victim? You’re being expelled as of today.”

“That’s even better. I don’t remember it anyway, so I have no way to sincerely apologize.”

“You don’t remember? What is this now…”

“Now, take me away, Madam President.”

“…….”

Flinch.

The great Student Council President actually took a step back.

“300 hours. I will complete them. Please, isolate me from society immediately.”

Have you ever seen an eroge protagonist like this?

Just as I smirked to myself, time seemed to halt. Everything stopped.

And the blonde goddess appeared, grabbing me by the waist.

“Hey! What do you think you’re doooing!!”

“Hahaha.”

“Are you crazy! You’re crazy! What kind of eroge protagonist receives sex offender prevention education!”

“Right here!! Now unfreeze time. I’m a criminal who needs to be taken away and corrected by the Student Council President!”

“Waaah! You’re insane. Are all people who watch pure love stories crazy?!”

The eroge goddess grabbed my collar and pleaded.

“I told you there’s no conquest difficulty!? I told you, you can have her if you just want to!”

“I do things my way.”

“Who looks for pure love in an eroge!”

“It’s always harder to reclaim lost honor. I wonder if the prison floor will be cold.”

“You jerk! Do you really want to see me die from guilt!?”

“Come to me! Sweet sex offender prevention education!”

In the end, the goddess prostrated herself before me again.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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