Do I Feel Like Punching Ma-gyun in the Crotch?

 

Whether Ara unintentionally caused disruption in Christina’s broadcast and ruined it.

Or whether Roilli and Pollon fought during the broadcast, causing Seo Hyun-woo to clutch his stomach in pain.

Those things had nothing to do with Ara.

With 30 minutes left until the start of the BB-bic & Continental MOL Tournament semifinals.

“Hello…”

Ara joined the Tiscoord room, greeting with a somewhat weak voice.

[“Oh. Yeah, Lucy. But Lucy, are you feeling unwell somewhere?”]

Ground Duck answered Ara’s greeting and added that after sensing something off about her voice.

“…Uh… I’m on my period.”

Ara answered truthfully to Ground Duck’s sweet question, and.

[[“”…….””]]

[“Puhahah─”]

At that answer, the three men except Hello Hello fell silent.

[“…Lucy.”]

Amid Hello Hello’s laughter, Kim Ma-gyun called out to Ara.

[“You can still carry the game, right..?”]

Everyone was taken aback by Kim Ma-gyun’s piercing question.

[“…Wow. You’re truly an amazing person.”]

Even MK abandoned his broadcasting manner of speaking and seriously admired Kim Ma-gyun with his original voice, that’s how bad it was

— What the fuck is this bastard saying now?

— Is he crazy?

— Kim Ma-gyun making even MK admire him… truly the ‘devil’ of pick/ban!

— Ah this guy doesn’t know about period Lucy mode! lol But I don’t know either

It was correct to say that the viewers’ reactions weren’t much different.

[“Ha,ha it’s a joke. A joke. Just in case anyone was nervous─”]

— Yeah fuck off

— Do I feel like punching Ma-gyun in the crotch?

— Do you want to die? Ma-gyun? You call yourself a coach? Shouldn’t the player come first?

— Kim Ma-gyun OUT! Kim Ma-gyun OUT! Kim Ma-gyun OUT! Kim Ma-gyun OUT!

The chat window burned even more at Kim Ma-gyun’s ‘I was about to say~’ style joke.

“…It’s okay..uh..”

She tried to say it was okay, but her voice trailed off as she couldn’t muster strength in her body.

— You’re asking this child to carry? Carry my ass~ You carry instead, you bastard!

— Our Ma-gyun’s sweetness level is a bit lacking? Maybe he should learn at the National Assembly─ (This message has been deleted.)

— Poor Lucy ㅠㅠ

— For the first time, I actually feel sympathy for that devil girl… Is the game even possible today?

[“…Um.”]

Ara was unintentionally killing Kim Ma-gyun.

She never had pain during her period, but perhaps as a trade-off?

If Ara’s period had a side effect, it was that her body became lethargic and she couldn’t exert much strength.

[“Ara… We’re satisfied just reaching the semifinals. Yes!”]

[“…No, Sang-o LEE. With MK still here, why are you giving up?”]

[“Shut up. That’s not comforting at all.”]

[“Min-gu oppa. Just stay… Please stay~ quiet. That’s the only way we might have a chance in this game. Okay?”]

Due to Ara’s physical condition, the team members started the semifinals in an almost half-given-up posture, and.

<First Blood>

<Double Kill!>

<Lucy cannot be stopped.>

<Double Kill!>

<Triple Kill!!>

<Quadra Kill!!!>

[“….What the fuck is this?”]

They could only express bewilderment at the sight of Ara tearing down the enemy camp with bizarre movements as if possessed.

♦♦♦

Before Ara’s possessed play began.

In the commentary booth of the official broadcast, they were sighing at the news that Lucy’s physical condition wasn’t good.

[“…This is the world of competition after all. With this, <Luwingman>’s advancement to the finals will be a bit difficult, right?”]

[“Uh, yes—that’s likely. Of course, Ret could take on the new carry role, but the level of the opponent <House Burglars> team is quite high? Even when Lucy was in full condition, they were opponents that could be beaten only by a small margin… Now with Lucy not in good condition─”]

Lee Hyun-o and Danso thought it was regrettable but unavoidable. The condition management of participating players was largely their own responsibility.

Lee Hyun-o and Danso took time to compare the strengths of both teams and predict the outcome before the start of the first semifinal match.

And

[“It’s a shame. I joined this broadcast to cheer for Lucy, oh. Don’t be biased? What? Don’t say this either? Ah. Following PD’s words…ah. Yes, I’m sorry.”]

— Lolololol this is crazy

— Why is he so dorky? This kid

— Is this the Moldcup champion toplaner?

— This is seriously funny lol

Even Lee Jae-won, the toplaner of the 2035 Moldcup championship team who agreed to be on the commentary panel to watch Lucy’s play in person.

All three of them.

[“I think… yes. <House Burglars> might have the upper hand.”]

[“I would also bet on <House Burglars>.”]

[“It might sound disappointing to Lucy, but I will also cautiously predict that <House Burglars> will win.”]

They predicted <House Burglars> would win, excluding <Luwingman> with Lucy’s poor condition.

However, their betting predictions.

— Is that fucking drug-induced?

— Doping! There’s a suspected doping player here!!

— No, why are her eyes so scary;;

— Fucking crazy bitch…

<Lucy cannot be stopped.>

Their predictions were being twisted by Lucy’s insane play.

[“…No. That Lucy was clearly perio..no ha—”]

[“Wow… So such play is also possible…!”]

[“Jae-won, don’t just admire, please explain in detail how and in what way she played—”]

Danso was at a loss for words at Lucy’s play, and Jae-won was clapping his hands with sparkling eyes in admiration until he was asked by Hyun-o to commentate properly.

♦♦♦

The commentary booth was in chaotic disorder.

<House Burglars> was no different from them. No? They were even more bewildered.

Hadn’t they all raised their glasses in celebration after receiving news from the cuckoo that ‘Lucy’s condition XX’?

But what is this?

Was there poison in the glasses they raised?

“Fuck, someone stop her! What is that—!!!”

“Gah! Crazy, isn’t she crazy? This—”

“Hahaha. This isn’t a maple story… Why is a raid boss here?”

“The fact is we’re fucked. Is this also that fucking Seop’s arrangement?”

In contrast to the sound filled with cheers before the game started, only sounds filled with screams, laments, and dry laughter could be heard in-game.

Where did it go wrong?

Is it a sin that they couldn’t get 1st place in Group B and met <Luwingman> from the semifinals?

Or is it a sin that they entered this tournament?

They gave up as if they couldn’t even dream of the possibility of a comeback, and watching Lucy pounding their turrets, they all thought the same thing inside.

‘Fuck. This is so unfair.’

♦♦♦

‘Ugh… I’m nauseous..’

It might seem like bluffing to others when she said her condition wasn’t good, but Ara was serious.

-Swoosh

‘Urgh…’

Feeling nauseous with every swing of the sword was just the basics.

[“Nice!!!”]

“…Be quiet.”

[“….I’m sorry..”]

Ara even became irritable at noises exceeding a certain decibel.

Ara focused on ending the game quickly, quickly. Was it because she played the game mercilessly, without any consideration?

When the game progressed to where the entire enemy team was dead and only the nexus remained, the game time was just 19 minutes.

“…ugh,ugh. Quickly. Hit it quickly! Fuck…”

Only after shouting at MK and Ground Duck who were dancing in front of it.

[Victory!]

Could they secure the first set victory.

“…Ah. F. uck… Why is it best of 5…”

Ara was not in a good mood. In the group stage it was best of 3, but from the semifinals, it increased to best of 5.

[“…mk, let’s be a bit more considerate today?”]

[“Good idea. Ground Duck..”]

[“Mmm…”]

[“Unnie understands everything. Lucy.”]

Was it because of Ara’s fierce appearance? They decided to focus more than usual.

In the end, <House Burglars> couldn’t stop <Luwingman>, no, Lucy.

“…Urgh-. I need to go quickly. Good work.”

After quickly securing the third win, Ara ended the broadcast abruptly and left the capsule.

♦♦♦

[“….What?”]

Lee Hyun-o, unlike a veteran, asked in confusion.

The reason for his confusion—

[“No. What? She just turned it off!?”]

— The one who ends broadcasts is Lucy lol

— This bitch is getting arrogant because we keep saying she’s good?

— She must be in such bad physical condition that she can’t even do the MVP interview?

— It’s not right to leave without saying anything to the official broadcast, but… well, it’s possible for Lucy I guess lol

The MVP interview conducted from the semifinals.

Ara was selected as the MVP for the entire first semifinal match, so they tried to interview her, but Lee Hyun-o and the chat were feeling a bit dizzy at the news that the main character had turned off her broadcast.

[“Ah… That’s a shame. I wanted to have a conversation with Lucy once—”]

‘Lee Jae-won’, the toplaner of the Moldcup champion team TG, had a face full of regret, and.

[“Pfft-…hahah. Ah, I’m sorry. It’s just a character I’ve never seen while broadcasting…pfft-“]

Danso failed to hold back his laughter.

The reason for his laughter included Lucy’s antics to some extent, but it was also quite funny seeing Hyun-o flustered next to him.

In the end, the officials decided to select one person from Lucy’s team without Lucy as a substitute for the interview.

[“Hello! The core of the core of <Luwingman>. I’m MK12. Nice to meet you, brothers!”]

[“…Ah. Yes”]

[“…Tsk-What kind of reaction is that? I might not do the interview if I feel hurt?”]

As much as it was ‘swallowing mustard while crying’… at the threat that a broadcaster at the level of pigeon droppings, not even a phoenix, might not do the interview, he choked up and.

[“…Yes. Then MK12’s interview will end here. Now we’ll take a short break and─”]

[“Eh? No. Hyun-o hyung. Hyung! This isn’t─”]

With Hyun-o’s unilateral action, they quickly ended the interview and temporarily stopped the broadcast.

Semifinal 1st match

(3)<Luwingman> VS (0)<House Burglars>

The first semifinal match ended.