Detour of a Detour of a Detour

 

The semifinals start one day after the last match of the group stage.

<Luwingman> had finished their matches earlier, so they could have two days of rest.

However, the team members were aware of their shortcomings, so they decided to hone their skills by playing solo rank.

Except for Ara, that is.

[Has this bitch forgotten she’s participating in a tournament?]

(Lucy playing a different game.jpg)

You bitch, launch MOL!!

— Always showing us more than we imagine, our General Lucy!

— She’s crazy lol

— What ancient boomer game is that?

└ It’s about 10 years old

— Please stop playing that crappy game, Lucy…

[But isn’t Lucy admirable even when playing other games?]

She originally said she was quitting MOL but still entered the tournament, which suggests her goal is to collaborate or interact with other broadcasters.

Even after being listed as a tournament participant, this bitch doesn’t even touch MOL lol

Scrims were her comeback games, but she hadn’t played MOL for 2 weeks, yet that’s the level of her class.

Just let her do what she wants. When it’s time to perform, she performs, so just trust and watch, yeah.

That’s better for mental health

— The last line is the key

— It’s good that she streams consistently, but her bitchy personality never fails to make me angry

└(Post author): Broadcasting should be done consistently in the first place..

└ This guy is totally trained lol

— No matter how much we let her do what she wants, isn’t it too much to only choose crappy games from some abyss, bottomless pit toilet?

└(Post author): That’s part of Lucy’s charm too, so endure it

[But doesn’t Lucy do karaoke or anything?]

I mean singing, not rapping. I’ve never seen it once

Even the rap ended after she did it once during her debut broadcast.

Will she do it once after the tournament ends?

— Try asking with that exact content as a donation message.

└(Post author): Then will she do it?

└(Comment author): She’s like a contrary person, so she definitely~~ won’t do it lol

└(Post author): Fuck

— Come to think of it, you’re right? This bitch should go do karaoke instead of wasting time on crappy games

└ Mixing Mika and Lucy half and half would really taste good.

└ I’m reporting this as sexual harassment.

— Ah lol your bitch can only lip sync to recorded songs, she can’t actually do karaoke~

└ Who is this guy?

└ Hacker! Here! Over here!

└(Comment author): Lol Yeah~ You can never~~ catch me through detour of a detour of a detour, idiots~ Did you think I would write this post without considering that?

[Jae-yun who said he used a detour of a detour of a detour]

(LucyHacker)

Do you really want to die? You’re getting your parents’ personal information archived in the gallery for your crime of deception. Good luck

[□□ Middle School 3rd Year, Class 5, Number 5 Kim Jae-yun]

[Jae-yun’s Mother — Ji Ha-yun (39 years old)]

[Jae-yun’s Father — Kim Eun-di (44 years old)]

Ah. By the way, Jae-yun. You don’t have to believe this if you don’t want to

But it seems like your mom is having an affair with another man, so check her smartphone carefully~

— Crazy lol

— Jae-yun ㅠㅠ Stay strong…!

— Why does Jae-yun’s father’s name sound so IL B-like?

└ Hey! Let’s just curse at Jae-yun.

— Jae-yun’s father is the most pitiful… With an idiot son and an unfaithful wife…

With the unfortunate family story of a malicious troll being archived in real-time, the Lucy cult was enjoying another peaceful day.

[Someone please introduce this bitch to a proper game… please..]

While making minor complaints.

♦♦♦

“Hmm… Here I should—”

— Argh!! Fuck stop!!

— Teacher, we really don’t understand what we did wrong. We’re sorry first… So could you please play a different game…?

— Ah… I think I’m going to die.

— I wouldn’t mind if you were good at it, but you’re so terribly bad that it’s infuriating in its own way. Are you doing this on purpose?

The chat window of Lucy’s broadcast that was like staring into an abyss.

The reason they were wailing was because of the game Ara was playing.

Despite the semifinals starting the next day, Ara wasn’t even touching MOL.

Right now, she was playing a game that exclusively used brain skills rather than physical ones.

The title of the game was [only brain]

Ara was playing a game so incredibly boring that it could be called the greatest crappy game of all time.

No one asked her to play it, and she wasn’t playing it because someone had sarcastically called her stupid.

In Lucy’s broadcast where viewers were automatically being tormented by the game Ara started of her own will.

[LIVE 9421]

The fact that it still maintained around 9,000 viewers was quite an achievement, enough to think that she had made a lot of progress.

“Eh? Why is it wrong?”

However, Ara’s intelligence level hadn’t made any progress.

“Hmm. Hint… no. I’ll try once more without checking.”

— I really want to kill her

— You fucking bitch, do you want to die?

— No—why are you suddenly having a battle of wills with us…!!

— The usual taste of Lucy lol

The problem Ara was currently solving wasn’t that difficult.

A simple problem related to calculus that an average high school freshman could solve with a bit of concentration.

“Tsk… what was that differential thing you guys told me about? What is this, really.”

However, Ara had long since abandoned things like studying, and was quickly resetting in her brain even the words and formulas that viewers had taught her.

As a result, the progress of the game was stagnant… No, the game just wasn’t fun to begin with.

ㅇㅇ has donated 1000 won.

[Is there a champion synchronization system in MOL? This 10-times-bitch’s brain has become no different from Dr. Mundo’s?]

— For real lol

— Dr. Lucy. Doing whatever she wants!

— Uh…? She’s just Mundo himself?

— Idiot bitch. Look at her just keeping her mouth shut and staring at the problem

“Tsk. Is it because I’m too focused on the tournament? Maybe my brain is a bit tired, it’s quite hard to solve problems.”

Ara said as an excuse.

[easy mode ─ level 03/100]

She had touched the easiest mode among easy, normal, hard, and hell modes, yet she was saying this, so the viewers were dumbfounded.

— ? How tired do you have to be for your brain to drop below that of a dog?

— You call that an excuse?

— No, no, our Lucy is doing well!

— Bitch, don’t end the broadcast!

Some perceptive viewers tried to comfort her with their chat messages, but.

“Well. I’ll go take a rest. See you when the tournament opens tomorrow.”

No one could stop Ara’s decision.

Ara was resting after ending her broadcast.

Her life was happiness itself, not having to take the college entrance exam and skipping school under the pretext of field experience since the exam was over.

Only regular breathing sounds could be heard from Ara as she lay looking up at the ceiling.

“Uh, hmm…”

But she wasn’t asleep.

She was letting out moans about matters related to Reina.

Reina had told both sets of parents that they would live together when they became adults, and they gladly agreed.

In fact, Ara’s parents apologized and thanked Reina, holding both her hands and patting her back to comfort her.

Ara, who witnessed this scene firsthand, was so dumbfounded that she let out a dry laugh, which became a bit of a fuss.

Fortunately, since Reina had brightly said that she would take care of the newlywed home(?), I was in a state of just sitting back with my hands off.

“Tsk. How did my life come to this…… Ah. Right.”

Ara, who had been lamenting her situation, seemed to recall something and grabbed her smartphone placed beside her pillow.

Ara moved her fingers here and there.

What Ara was looking for was none other than.

[Tina’s Broadcast] / [Jane’s Sword School] / [Roli & Poli We’ve Become Friends]

“Oh. They’re still doing it.”

Sekai-dol Realz, their rivals(?), who were broadcasting despite it being evening.

Even though she had never been interested in their broadcasts before, they suddenly came to mind, so she entered the BB-bic app to check them out.

“Hmm~”

While considering which one to watch, Ara

-Tap.

Just decided to look at each one, starting with Tina’s broadcast, which had the fewest viewers.

[Tina’s Broadcast]

─ “Oh my. Really?”

…? Is it just my feeling?

─[“Hmm—I had similar experiences when I was in the otherworld. I saved someone in danger, but they didn’t even express any gratitude?”]

— It’s no different between the otherworld and Earth ㅠㅠ

— You shouldn’t help such people

— Poor saint noona..

─ [“Hoho. I’m fine. Good deeds done expecting gratitude from people cannot be called good deeds. If you’re a saint—”]

….Could it be.

─[“It’s a position where you feel rewarded just by protecting and giving to the children of the Lord.”]

‘It’s a position where you feel rewarded just by protecting and giving to the children of the Lord.’

-Chills

I got goosebumps when the words I was thinking internally matched, down to the last particle, with what the broadcaster named Tina said.

─[“Look around you. Those who don’t seem to need help might secretly need it. Isn’t a world that builds walls against strangers too barren?”]

Moreover, since these were words she always used to say to me, I realized the identity of the broadcaster named Tina, whom I had been guessing.

“Fuck. Crazy”

Although I was shocked, I could understand why the saint’s broadcast had the fewest viewers.

‘It’s fucking boring.’

Unless you were interested in religion or were a kind person, her broadcast was too bland.

‘Like eating steamed potatoes without salt or sugar?’

It was a broadcast with strong dislike among love-hate, and probably not much love.

I left Tina’s broadcast and entered Jane’s broadcast, and I could quickly notice that the broadcaster named Jane was Jane, who was Christina’s guard and a knight in the hero’s party.

‘Hooh—’

Maybe because she came to the safe Earth, Jane’s sword techniques had been quite modified from the protective sword forms.

When in the otherworld, it was a rootless swordsmanship solely for protecting the saint, only responding one by one to various techniques attacking Christina.

Now it could be considered quite decent.

‘I should fight her when we meet next time.’

After stealing a peek at Jane’s NEW swordsmanship, finally the last one.

Roli & Poli…

‘Pfft—’

I couldn’t help but laugh first at the rising power that exceeded 10,000 viewers.

I touched the thumbnail of that broadcast to enter.

[Roli & Poli We’ve Become Friends]

─[“Hmph. Stupid child. What structure is your brain made of that you can’t even solve this?”]

─[“What are you saying. Remove that old-fashioned way of speaking and talk properly, man.”]

….The snarky, ill-mannered tone and the stupid way of speaking that seems dumb just by looking at it, are definitely Roilli and Pollon.

─[“Wha-what!? Old-fashioned? Ha! Take that back immediately!!”]

─[“Nope. Don’t want to~ Friends, did you know? Roilli’s favorite food on Earth is loach soup?”]

— …Is that true, Roilli?

— Pol,lon,why,is,loach,soup,bad?

— Ah these denture cultists damn;

— Pollon, you bitch lol look at how she talks to her own comrade, crazy bitch

‘…Let’s stop learning more.’

Just seeing them bickering. Ah! Correction, seeing ‘her’ bickering with the other was already nauseating, so I forcibly closed the BB-bic app.

Then I opened another app.

※Kotok

[Me] ─ [Christina, is this the job you were looking for?]

[Me] ─ [(VTuber Tina.jpg)]

I casually exposed the saint’s secret and turned off my phone.

♦♦♦

“Yes, yes. I see─”

─ Buzz~~~

“Hmm? Just a moment—”

— Gasp. Boyfriend?

— What’s this vibration sound, noona?

— Shut up, the saint took a vow of chastity!!

— Please don’t type such vulgar chat^^

Christina briefly asked for understanding due to the vibration sound of her smartphone placed on the desk.

“…….”

She became stiff at the content of the Kotok message.

— Was it really a boyfriend?

— Look at her expression souring OMG

— You bitch, you said you didn’t have a boyfriend! You said you were a virgin! You even took a vow of chastity!!

— Fallen saint lol

The Kotok content that stiffened Christina was none other than.

[Hero Ara] ─ [Christina, is this the job you were looking for?]

[Hero Ara] ─ [(VTuber Tina.jpg)]

It was about Ara mentioning Christina’s identity.

With thoughts of ‘How did she find out?’ and the shame accompanying talking while wearing a mask.

Christina failed to manage her expression, and perhaps because she couldn’t manage her expression?

Her broadcast chat window also started to go to hell, beyond what the managers could control.

It was ‘disruption.’