“Meow meow, meow meow meow meow! Meow meow!”

The repetition of meowing sounds makes my head spin.

The viewers who were waiting eagerly, full of thoughts of teasing me, were thrown into confusion.

A shocking start that they couldn’t have expected at all, considering my usual broadcasting style.

And this isn’t the end.

“Hello meow! I’m BJ Hani who keeps promises well meow!”

My mouth trembles uncontrollably.

Endure it, at least the mask is covering it well.

Pretending to be calm, I reveal myself in the center of the cam screen.

-You’re crazy! Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

-Hani is wearing cat ears? Hani is wearing cat ears? Hani is wearing cat ears?

-A BJ showing beyond imagination… truly a broadcasting monster.

My usual image known to viewers is somewhat masculine and like a laid-back female friend?

In fact, except for my appearance, voice, and mid lane skills, I’m just a man if you exclude all those feminine elements.

So the viewers must have expected.

Me reluctantly gritting my teeth and adding ‘meow’ at the end of every sentence in a dying voice.

And they would have enjoyed watching me writhe in self-loathing.

But I’m not the type to give in so easily.

If I’m going to die of embarrassment anyway, I’ll take them down with me!

“Everyone, welcome meow. Hani has been waiting a lot meow!”

I make a fist with my right hand, put it next to my cheek, and wiggle it.

An inner voice speaks.

Are you really going to go this far?

Have you forgotten your identity?

You’re a man.

A man imitating such a fluttery outfit with cat ears and acting cute?

‘Hmph! I’ve already made up my mind.’

Look at the viewers.

They must want to run away, completely cringing and feeling nauseous.

Or… so I thought.

-Hani-nyan! Hani-nyan! Hani-nyan!

-Is this what they call gap moe? I imagined the usual cool appearance but… this is even better!

-Hani-nyan, let’s go live at oppa’s house! I’ll prepare the most expensive treats and cat tower!

-Wow, she’s crazy. That gesture with the slightly downward glance is completely like a haughty cat itself ;

Oh no!

There was a big misjudgment.

The dissonance coming from the difference between Lee Kang-jun’s appearance that I still think of as ‘me’ and Lee Hani’s appearance.

I froze for a moment.

I’m completely screwed.

My mental state was so messed up that I was confused whether I should disappear now and change the ‘ㅈ’ to ‘ㅂ’.

-Suddenly hit with reality? Why are you frozen?

-Hey! Do you think making money is easy? Hurry up and act cute again.

-Today, the malicious ones are having a party in Hani’s room. Quickly call all your malicious friends.

My current appearance and cat ears matched too well.

And the actions I just did too.

I wanted to cry at my bone-deep mistake.

But the train has already left and the situation can’t be reversed.

In the end, I gave up on my original plan and decided to go all out.

“Are you happy with all this meowing? You otaku freaks! Meow.”

Because I have to keep my promise, I added ‘meow’ at the end and showed my middle finger to the screen.

-This is an unexpected reward! Thank you.

-I like it even more!

-D-Don’t look at me with those eyes! If you look at me with those eyes that despise me like trash… I’m going to lose it!

[Tonight Ikuyot has been forcibly removed.]

– He really lost it.

-Today’s chat state is really dizzying.

“Ah, you’re really disgusting meow! Do you like this that much meow?”

I tilt my head slightly, making the cat ears on my head sway.

– It’s swaying. It’s swaying!

-I’m torn between focusing on the top or the middle.

-ㅋ I can only laugh.

“You perverts!”

-Hey! Stick to the concept properly.

-Shouldn’t we add 1 minute each time you forget to say ‘meow’?

-ㅋ Stop it. She might really cry at this rate.

“……”

Is this how I crumble, unable to keep not only my pride but even my mental state?

[Cat Lover has donated 2500 water balloons.]

-Hani-nyan, say meow meow!

“Huh! Cat Lover donated 2500 water balloons. Meow!”

It’s over 200,000 won even after fees, to hell with pride!

Perhaps interested in the meowing reactions different from usual, water balloons started bursting.

Yeah, it’s a thrown away body(?) anyway.

Let’s give up and just earn lots of water balloons and points!

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I really tried hard.

I sang a song that became popular in China and spread to our country, tried imitating cat sounds, and even wore a tail in addition to the cat ear headband and showed off Kara’s butt dance.

It was truly humiliating.

I almost died of shame just for doing such reactions, but actually, the feeling of anger was greater.

Viewers who mocked my dance, saying things like ‘You’re a wooden stick.’, ‘No! That’s not enough. You’re like unbending bamboo that doesn’t even sway.’

It’s so frustrating.

A person can be a bit stiff sometimes, how dare they tease me like that.

Although the result was good as I received lots of water balloons and cleared missions, this incident remained an unforgettable black history for me.

Today’s broadcast will probably spread far and wide after going through exaggerated editing by malicious viewers.

It was really terrible.

I feel like ending the broadcast right now and lying in bed, kicking the blanket, but I shouldn’t forget the original purpose.

I informed the viewers about the existence of the YouTube channel.

“The first video is expected to be uploaded around lunchtime tomorrow.”

-Huh? No ‘meow’? Crossing the line

[Tactless Child has been forcibly removed.]

“I said the broadcast ended 1 minute ago. This is announcement time now.”

– This is the real Squid Game. You die right away if you’re tactless.

-The host seems really pissed. I saw it, her eyes were no joke when they were teasing about her dance earlier.

-By the way, what do you get for subscribing to YouTube? I’m thinking of just searching and watching because subscribing is troublesome.

“……”

I wanted to refute right away.

I wanted to say, “What nonsense is it to say subscribing is troublesome when you’ll search every time, when you can check right away whenever a video is uploaded if you subscribe, you blockhead!” But thinking of the goal of reaching 100,000 subscribers, even one person is precious, so I force a smile.

“If, if you subscribe and set notifications, you can check as soon as a video is uploaded meow!”

-ㅋ You can feel the ‘sincerity’ in the YouTube promotion.

-She’s adding ‘meow’ on her own? This is it! ㅋ

-Soldier33: Weakness detected!

-I’m a baby viewer. YouTube subscription is troublesome! Might do it if you keep meowing!

-Summoning Meow Hani with YouTube as a sacrifice! And end turn.

“……”

If this were a manga, there would probably be an effect of thick blood vessels or tendons twitching above my forehead.

These truly devilish viewers.

In the end, after pushing and pulling, I promised to do another penalty broadcast like today if we achieve 1,000 subscribers by tomorrow and 10,000 views on the first uploaded video.

‘The peak viewers were 700, is that even possible in just one day? What fools.’

Still, thinking that I tricked them well at the end, I felt a bit relieved from the frustration that had built up while doing today’s broadcast.

Ah, I really hope YouTube goes well.

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[Reasons why gallery bugs who didn’t watch Hani’s broadcast today should repent (+97)]

[Comparing Hani vs 5 top female streamers (+92)]

[Reasons why Hani’s penalty broadcast is legendary (+88)]

[Let’s learn everything about Hani-sama who started from hardship (+86)]

[Hani’s new proposal! Requesting firepower support (+83)]

-Today’s penalty broadcast was legendary! Want to see such a broadcast again? Then just subscribe to Hani’s YouTube channel and watch the first video tomorrow.

-What’s the connection between that and that?

-Hani promised to do another penalty broadcast if she achieves 1,000 subscribers and 10,000 views on the first video tomorrow

-Is it for real? She’s doing this concept again? Then this time it’s bunny girl.

-I heard it too. She did promise with those conditions. But it’s a bit ambiguous because Hani’s average viewer count is around 600-700, so honestly 1,000 subscribers on the first day is difficult. Same for the views.

-So we’ve been tricked? That’s really infuriating

-No no, it’s totally possible. First, go promote on New Continent TV and Twitch TV.

-How?

-Post on bulletin boards and donate water balloons and video donations during famous BJs’ or streamers’ live broadcasts to draw attention.

-Oh! Nice idea. I have edited sources from this cat cam broadcast, I should donate that

-Wow… What if Hani gets a bad image from this? There are many viewers who don’t like that kind of thing.

-I don’t care. We’re promoting Hani’s YouTube hard, even spending money!

-Right. The bad one is Hani who set such harsh conditions. We’re all good viewers

-For real, all the devils gathered here

-Anyway, let’s go everyone! Let’s promote hard.

-Ang! I’m starting too. I’ll go around Twitch TV first.

-Then I’ll start with New Continent TV.

-How about drawing attention with comments on Mia’s and Lark’s YouTube channels? Since they’re close, it might work right away.

-Good idea! Let’s definitely do this and put rabbit ear headbands on Hani’s head this time!

-Actually, that person is the most malicious

-True words, upvote!

This happened in the early morning of the day Hani’s YouTube channel was created.