Chapter 41: [Luna’s Pharmacy] Yukidan, have you seen this? This is called ‘Another Fantasy’. [Yuki/Lunaverse] (1)
by AfuhfuihgsA concern has arisen these days.
Before, I had a lot of time for my hobbies and was such an otaku, I could be called the neighborhood’s top otaku.
That’s why I could do spicy streams and make risky jokes.
But lately, I feel like I haven’t been able to show my otaku side much on stream.
In short, this is what I mean.
‘Kim Yuki, you’ve lost your touch…’
My touch is all gone.
Far from being an otaku, I’d become almost no different from an ordinary person.
It’s probably because I’ve gotten much busier with my VTuber activities.
Even today, I went to the company to record a personal cover song, so I didn’t have much time to watch anime.
‘This is troubling…’
I couldn’t lose my edge like this.
I can’t degenerate into an ordinary K-VTuber and do those overly chummy broadcasts with viewers.
Yes, there’s a lack of madness.
I need a spice to add some heat to my streams.
‘Is it finally time to bring that out.’
‘That game’ I’ve been thinking about for a long time.
It was an eroge, but if you played the ‘virgin route,’ you could clear it without H-scenes, so it was a game I could play on stream.
Luna’s Pharmacy.
On the screen is a girl named ‘Luna’ with pink twintails.
There were images of her in a maid outfit, and also in a somewhat risqué bunny girl outfit.
‘Ah… this cool and heavy sensation…’
‘To my weak past self, sayonara.’
‘It’s finally time to return to ‘Otaku, Kim Yuki’.’
Most of the games I’ve played so far were games I played for the first time on stream.
On the other hand, the game I’m about to play now is one I’ve played before.
It was practically my only pleasure back when I was still a man.
‘Well, if I were to play this for the first time on stream, that would be a huge problem in itself.’
If I died while playing it for the first time on stream, I’d get banned immediately.
Because flesh-colored lewd illustrations and moaning sounds would appear.
If I didn’t already know where the H-scenes appeared from playing it dozens of times, I wouldn’t even have considered playing it on stream.
‘What the heck. Let’s do it.’
If things go wrong, I can just force quit with Alt+F4.
Even if not that, there’s also an emergency quit function by pressing the Esc key.
[Luna’s Pharmacy]
[Purchase Complete]
And so, the game for today’s stream was decided.
– (Going crazy_icon)
– If you die in that, it’s an H-scene, so she’ll get banned immediately…
– That’s why she said she’s ready to press Esc.
– (I’m dizzy_icon)
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[Yuki Yuki has started a live stream!]
[[Luna’s Pharmacy] Yukidan, have you seen? This is what you call ‘authentic fantasy.’ [Yuki Yuki/Lunaverse]]
[29,000 people watching]
“Yukigenyo~ It’s Yuki, your spicy-one-trick VTuber!!”
-Yukigenyo
-0710!!
-Yukigen~
“Today, I’ve prepared a game called Luna’s Pharmacy! I wonder if my Yukidan know what kind of game this is…?”
-Hahaha..
-0?2
-I don’t really kno?w?
-No, seriously, what is that?
-Keke…
-No, why does everyone know it? kekekekeke
-What is that, you otaku?
-You brought an eroge to the stream?
-Eroge…?
[Dark Yukidan has donated 1,000 won!]
-That’s an eroge, isn’t it?
It seemed like quite a few people didn’t know it, but about half of them seemed to know this game.
‘As expected of the perverted Yukidan.’
‘They can’t get enough of anything lewd.’
“Yes, that’s right. It’s an eroge.”
-?
-Yabe
-She really brought an eroge;;;
-Whaaat kekekeke
-??????
-An eroge?
[Manager: ?]
[Manager: ?]
[Manager: Dude]
[Manager: Hey]
[Manager: No]
[Manager: Hey]
[Manager: F*ck]
As soon as I revealed it was an eroge, notifications started popping up like crazy.
‘The manager seems really angry…’
I felt I had to let the viewers know first that there was nothing ban-worthy.
Otherwise, the manager might actually come to my house with a knife.
“I’m planning to play the ‘virgin route,’ so no H-scenes will appear. Don’t worry.”
-Oh
-Virgin route?
-Kk B
-Why no H stuff?
-I want to see it too
[SpoiledLoli has donated 10,000 won!]
-More importantly, that intense notification sound earlier… could it be a boyfriend?
-Heok
-Boyfriend?
-No way
-Heokbeum
-I hear a man’s voiceeeee
-This is a proper flame war
“Ah… It’s fine. It was just the super pssed-off manager sending me death threats via DM.”
‘There’s no reason for me to get a boyfriend in the first place, right?’
‘For someone who was originally a man to date another man… that’s a bit gay.’
‘Even if my body is female, my mind is male, so it felt a bit off.’
-Ah
-Understood
-I’m disappointed. I’ve recorded everything with PPAP, and I’m going to sue you.
-The manager is totally justified kekekekeke
-Fr keke
[ChocoCoffee has donated 5,000 won!]
-Honestly, she had every right to be p*ssed kekekeke
“That’s true. Since I just suddenly said I was going to play an eroge.”
‘I feel sorry for the manager, but if I had asked beforehand, there’s no way I would have gotten permission.’
‘There was no other way but to do it suddenly like this.’
[FurryJoa has donated 30,000 won!]
-But this game’s gameplay isn’t bad either. It’s quite well-balanced.
“Exactly. If you ignore the H-scenes, it’s a pretty authentic fantasy game, you know? By the way, looking at your nickname, you must be a Tail-dan.”
-Authentic?Fantasy
-This guy is suspiciously rich lololol
-No, what’s with the Tail-dan infiltration power?
-This kind of thing… is authentic fantasy?
“Well, you’ll know when you see it. I’ll start playing right away, so watch carefully.”
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<Luna’s Pharmacy>
The Pharmacist of Aurora Island
[Start from the beginning]
[Continue]
[Exit]
I output the game screen to the broadcast.
As expected of a Japanese-style RPG Maker game, a selection window with white text on a blue background adorned the title screen.
▷[Start from the beginning]
As I selected the button that read ‘Start from the beginning,’ the game started immediately.
The screen faded to black for a moment, then subtitles began to flow along with the background of a peaceful village.
[This is the peaceful Aurora Island.]
[A girl lived happily here, blessed by the Sun God.]
[However…]
Krrrrumble!!
With the sound of thunder, the background changed.
Charred houses and flames dyeing the sky crimson.
Above the village engulfed in flames, figures with demonic wings were flying.
[The Demon King’s Invasion.]
[As a result, Dwayne Village, where the girl lived, suffered great damage.]
[Fortunately, it didn’t take long to rebuild, but a very tragic event befell the girl.]
[The girl’s house was attacked, and her parents passed away.]
[All that was left for the girl was a ruined pharmacy and her frail body.]
[And a mysterious man comes to visit the girl’s pharmacy…]
The subtitles ended, and the screen transitioned.
And on the pixelated screen, there was a pink-haired character presumed to be the protagonist, and,
[Ruinald: ANG??? What did you just say, you bstard? Huh?]
a blond, tanned delinquent.
-MCHkekekekekeke
-Geumtaeyang?
-Uhyoowwww
-Fck kekekeke
-A fresh, young, pink-haired beauty, GETTO DAZEwwww
-This is an eroge
-Golden-haired tanned guy barging in!! NTR pure love!!
Since it was a game without voice acting, I started to dub the delinquent’s lines by reading them aloud.
And when I pressed the Z key to advance the dialogue, an illustration of the pink-haired girl appeared in a corner of the screen.
[Luna: I-I really don’t have anything… When the demons invaded… they took everything valuable…]
A girl with short pink hair and suspiciously large breasts.
Moreover, her outfit was also suspiciously revealing, showing a lot of skin.
[BadaHaeSea has donated 10,000 won!]
-Is the rating for this really okay…? It’s lewder than I thought?
“Ayy, it’s fine~ The octopus hasn’t even appeared yet.”
-Octopus f*ck kekeke
-Wow, her boobs are huge.
-If the octopus hasn’t appeared, it’s totally fine.
-I acknowledge this as a wholesome 15+ game.
-I want to bury my nose in her chest and go pafupafu.
“What pafupafu. Stop saying such perverted things and just watch the story.”
After appropriately scolding the Yukidan for their nonsense, I started dubbing the game’s lines again by reading them aloud.
[Ruinald: So~ then~]
[Ruinald: I’m telling you, your parents borrowed money from me, you hear?]
[Ruinald: And it was 1,000,000G too.]
[Luna: I-I don’t know anything about that…]
[Luna: Please leave…! This is our pharmacy!!]
[Ruinald: Oi oi, are you serious~]
[Ruinald: If you keep running away like this, I’ll have no choice, you know?]
[Ruinald: I’ll have to use ‘that method’…]
[Luna: What method…]
And then the narration continued.
[Before Luna could continue speaking, Ruinald puts his hand into his pants.]
[A shadow falls over Luna’s face as she realizes something.]
[But Ruinald just wore a meaningful smile and rummaged inside his pants.]
‘As expected of an eroge, quite dangerous content.’
The chat window started exploding at an incredible speed.
-Yabe
-Uh oh
-Uhohuhohuhoh
-Dot
-Ma
-What are you doin..
-Uhohuhohoh
-Yabe
-Is it ban-angle???
-YABEYABEYABEYABEYABEYABE-YABE
-No way? Banned just like this?
-Uhohohoh
-Yabe
It was the moment the chat window turned into a pandemonium.
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