• * *

    Morning.

    A morning without the moist, rough sensation of a tongue stroking my erect cock, without delicate fingers cradling my balls.

    A normal morning.

    This should be normal, and yet, I feel a sense of loss.

    My cock, unable to forget Serena’s devoted service, stood at attention, pointing stiffly toward the ceiling.

    “Idiot. Moron.”

    “Gah!”

    A head of blonde hair suddenly rose from beside my bed, scaring the hell out of me.

    I was sure I’d locked the door!

    The intruder was none other than En, the goddess of this adult game.

    “En… You scared me.”

    “I’m the one who’s surprised, Sang-hyeok! To think the protagonist of an adult game would cum into a tissue twice…”

    Cough.

    I hurriedly snatched the wadded-up tissues from the table and threw them in the trash.

    “Idiot, moron.”

    “Could you not belittle my efforts to maintain peace in this household?”

    “Why would you use a tissue when you have a perfectly good onahole of a little sister? Are you stupid?”

    “My sister is not an onahole!”

    Stop trying to drill your twisted logic into my head.

    I’m confused enough as it is these days!

    “If you’d just asked Serena, you could have come all over her mouth and slept so~ soundly.”

    “What… Is Serena my personal onahole or something?”

    “Yes, she is.”

    “And what if Stella saw us?”

    “Then you’d have two onaholes! Ahem~!”

    Like hell that would happen.

    “Stella has a weakness for being raped! I’ve told you so many times. If you just pounce on her saying, ‘I’m sorry, Stella, but Oppa is so turned on by you he can’t help it,’ then after that…”

    “Not happening. I’m not doing it. Didn’t you see me bet my entire fortune on a sanitary pad?”

    “You pure love fanatic!”

    “I’m just being normal…”

    If anything, I couldn’t stand how precarious my relationship with Serena felt right now.

    Stella was just a baby sister who had only just started to trust her Orabeoni again.

    There was no room for anything lewd with her.

    “What if Stella saw me and Serena doing… that? How shocked would she be?”

    It would be Dark Stella all over again, 100%.

    “That’s when you rape her. ‘An older brother can use his little sister’s hole! Just take it!’ ‘Orabeoni, ngh, I trusted you… I trusted you, Orabeoniiii♡.’”

    This perverted goddess. Her impression of Stella was so good it just pissed me off even more.

    “Stop nagging and give me some credit for what I did right. I’m trying my best to play along with this ‘Onahole Academy’ thing.”

    “Ahhh~!”

    En blushed and smiled happily.

    “That was great… The look on the face of Onahole Academy’s secret heroine, Isabella, as she crumbled helplessly before your Personality Excretion…♡♡”

    “I taught her a proper lesson, didn’t I? You have to admit that.”

    “Hey, I didn’t give you infinite stamina for nothing. You should have at least gotten her to say something like, ‘I’ll give you a stamp for every time you pussy-smash meee♡’ while your dick was in her cunt…”

    “What in the world is going on in your head?!”

    Wait, more importantly, I have infinite stamina?

    No wonder I kept getting hard no matter how many times I came. I was in real trouble…

    Still, I wouldn’t complain about that. Any man would understand. Infinite stamina was a gift.

    “But still, your womb massage play was pretty good, so I’ll give you one approval stack.”

    [You have received En-chan’s approval!]

    [Approval +1]

    “…I’m not exactly thrilled…”

    “I was holding my breath, patiently waiting for Isabella to start spurting out jelly, though.”

    “Do you really think I’d do something like that?”

    “I saw you cheating on your girlfriend with Seridwen, you know~?”

    When did she see that…?

    “Wow, the pure-love Kim Sang-hyeok is dead and gone.”

    “…It’s because I keep getting hit on in ways that are too stimulating for a non-eroge person.”

    These situations are completely absurd in the first place!

    “Ehh~ Are you making excuses? You have a girlfriend, yet you were rubbing your dick on that black-haired older hunter’s thigh, weren’t you?”

    “…Could we phrase it as ‘I gave her my heart’ instead?”

    “I don’t use such wimpy wording.”

    “I’m just saying we should have some shame as sentient beings.”

    En placed her hands on her hips and let out a sigh.

    “If you keep avoiding things like this, the number of unhappy heroines will just keep growing, you know?”

    “…I doubt it. I didn’t do anything weird.”

    “You’re already making one woman’s heart ache!”

    Who is she talking about… Yuuna?

    “No… on the contrary, if I cheated, Hena would be sad, wouldn’t she…?”

    “You really don’t get it, do you~ A harem isn’t that simple.”

    I had a feeling En’s harem-lighting was about to begin.

    A blackboard slid up from the floor, and En put on a pair of glasses.

    “Now. Look here.”

    “This whole presentation feels like something a boomer would do.”

    “…”

    “Wait… En, are you, by any chance… old?”

    Swoosh.

    The blackboard and glasses slid back out of sight.

    “A-ahem. Now! If you have two women as your lovers, the relationship will fall apart, right?”

    “I guess so.”

    “What about three? Or four?”

    “That the man is a fucking scumbag?”

    “No!! The women start competing with each other for the alpha male’s love. From that point on, cheating is no longer an issue! It’s just what my man does!”

    “…Where does that confidence come from…?”

    “This! This is the life of a pack leader!! I’m teaching you because you don’t know, Sang-hyeok!”

    …I’m pretty sure even a pack leader in modern society doesn’t get to live with dozens of women.

    To me, her twisted philosophy was nothing more than the logic of an “eroge protagonist” who just goes around irresponsibly creampie-ing everyone.

    “Would you be okay with Yuuna seeing another man!?”

    “Stop making me imagine such fucked-up things…”

    Of course I wouldn’t be.

    It’s not like the feelings from our fling just magically vanished. I still had feelings for Yuuna.

    I was just doing my best to keep them in check since I had a girlfriend now…

    “This is a review. It’s common sense you need to know to play ‘Onahole Academy.’ Cheating is not a problem. Repeat after me.”

    “How could it not be a problem…? Do you want to see me get stabbed to death?”

    “You just have to give them enough love. That’s all.”

    Wait… so if I don’t, I could get stabbed?

    That’s fucking terrifying.

    “I don’t know if I’ll marry Hena or not. But for now, we’re taking the time to get to know each other better…”

    Maybe we could date with marriage in mind.

    A year or two from now… after I’m more established in society…

    I’d have to get a loan and buy a house first. Though, if the onahole sales go well, I might not need a loan. I could get a big house for my family to live in, and we could start from there, both of us working…

    Huh? This ‘life track’ feels familiar.

    Come to think of it, this was the same tedious path I’d been on before I was transmigrated.

    “How pitiful. You’ve lived as a non-eroge person for so long… all your harem cells have died…”

    “Like hell those cells exist.”

    “Today, Sang-hyeok, you will realize that a protagonist doesn’t have to look so far away to find a happy future.”

    …It sounded like a prophecy from some cult priestess.

    “En. I get what you’re saying. But do you really think I can change all of a sudden?”

    I’d lived in a non-eroge world for over twenty years.

    Wouldn’t it be weirder if I suddenly started fucking everything in sight just because I was transmigrated…?

    “First, unlock the door. You need to learn to accept your little sister’s morning wood disposal service as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. You wimp.”

    …What on earth is En’s idea of an alpha male?

    In any case, after she left, the morning of my fourth day in “Onahole Academy” began.

    “Ugh.”

    My erection wouldn’t go away, to the point my back was starting to ache.

    It was like my cock was protesting, “Where’s Serena’s mouth! Give it to me!”

    It’s the weekend today…

    Should I go back to sleep?

    Just as I was thinking that, I got a message.

    [Hena]
    When are you coming over today?

    Ah… right, I was supposed to go to Hena’s house…

    [Kim Sang-hyeok]
    I’ll head over after breakfast. Send me the address.

    The cosplay Hena I saw yesterday… that was nice…

    I felt a little excited at the thought of seeing my girlfriend.

    “Orabeoni. Are you awake?”

    I ran into Stella on the stairs.

    “Morning, Stella.”

    “…”

    Stella’s eyes met the bulge of my erection through my pants, and she scurried down the stairs.

    “It’s, uh, a natural bodily function!”

    …The erection wasn’t going down.

    Serena, who was preparing breakfast, saw my erect cock and giggled.

    Why are you smiling like that…

    “Oppa… If it’s hard, I can…”

    “No… It’ll go down soon.”

    I said that, but there was no stopping my cock from getting even harder at the sight of Serena and Stella. I spent the entire morning fully erect.

    Looks like bread for breakfast~.

    The surface, toasted golden brown with butter, looked delicious.

    My sisters, however, seemed content with just yogurt and a banana.

    “You guys aren’t eating?”

    “We’re on a diet.”

    Stella replied coolly, then finished her food and got up first.

    Her hot pink dolphin shorts caught my eye…

    “What are you looking at, Orabeoni?”

    “What color are your panties?”

    The words slipped out because I didn’t want to get caught staring at Stella’s ass.

    I figured I’d just get told to piss off again.

    But then, Stella pulled down her shorts right in front of me.

    As if winking.

    “Beige.”

    For a second, I thought she was wearing nothing underneath.

    “You were the one who asked, Orabeoni, so why are you so surprised?”

    “…Nice.”

    “Don’t do that outside. Only with us.”

    “Only with us.”

    She must be talking about the panty thing, right? There’s no way she knows what Serena and I have been doing.

    If she did, a bolt of crimson judgment would have struck me right on the head.

    Stella went up the stairs with a prim look on her face.

    …Beige…

    The secret hidden inside my blonde tsundere sister’s dolphin shorts…

    Ah, damn it… my erection won’t go away.

    “Oppa~ I’m doing laundry, so if you have anything to be washed, bring it to me and I’ll wash it for you♡.”

    Wash it… Why did she say that part so suggestively?

    Is it just me? It has to be, right?

    My first weekend in “Onahole Academy” with both my sisters home was proving to be quite dangerous from the very start.

    When I went into the laundry room to put my uniform in the basket, Serena was bent over, facing away from me, taking clothes out of the dryer.

    Wobble, wobble.

    Serena’s big ass swayed gently.

    “Ah, Oppa, you’re here? I’ll wash it for you. Put it in there.”

    She’s talking about the laundry basket, right?

    “O~ppa? Hurry up and put it in.”

    I smacked Serena’s ass.

    “Heeng!?”

    “Stop messing around.”

    “I’m sorry…”

    She didn’t look sorry at all.

    She was even giving me one of those smiling-eye looks, as if to say, ‘Eheh, too bad I couldn’t tempt Oppa a little more♡.’

    And yet, standing there holding the laundry basket, she looked like a perfectly innocent newlywed bride.

    “Oppa. Where are you going?”

    “To see my girlfriend. I’ll probably be late, so don’t wait up.”

    “…Mhm. Your girlfriend is in for it…♡”

    …In for what?

    “…Oppa, you’re amazing…”

    “…How would you know that…”

    “Because~♡”

    “Wait. Don’t say any more. How am I supposed to end this conversation?”

    I was already exhausted just leaving the house.

    Paradoxically, I was exhausted because I had infinite stamina.

    My relentless erection finally started to subside as I walked down a street empty of heroines and got some fresh air.

    But the closer I got to the new villa where my black-haired, K-cup girlfriend was waiting, the more blood rushed back down there.

    It’s probably shameless to expect to go that far when we just started dating yesterday.

    Still, it would be a lie to say I wasn’t expecting something when going to my girlfriend’s house on the weekend.

    [Hena]
    The code for the main entrance is 1013.

    1013…

    Room 305? Is this it?

    Huh?

    It wasn’t a gravity wave, but I noticed a strange shimmer on the floor in front of room 305 and took a closer look.

    There was writing carved into the floor, along with a familiar star symbol.

    [Beyond This Point, Extreme Pervert Sex]
    [Author – Super Duper Pretty Goddess En-chan★]

    [Ooh, two pervert holes]
    [Author – Cute and Adorable En-chan★]

    It’s not unheard of to have sex with your girlfriend.

    If I get flustered, I’ll be falling right into En’s trap. I have to stay calm and proceed.

    I rang the doorbell, and the door opened.

    I was at my limit. I felt like I had to embrace Hena the moment I saw her face.

    Hurry up and show me your pretty face, Hena.

    “Yes, who is it~?”

    But the person who opened the door was…

    “Oh, my?”

    …Hena’s older sister.

    “A friend of my daughter’s? And a boy, at that?”

    No, it was her mother…


    Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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