In the very center of the academy stands a rock with the Holy Sword of the Hero who defeated the Demon King 200 years ago, still embedded in it.

    No one knows who actually stuck the sword into the rock—after all, the Hero died after slaying the Demon King.

    A sacred sword that no one can use.

    So really, the line between Saints, Holy Maidens, and Hero Candidates is blurry.

    If they join the Church, they’re a Saint or Holy Maiden.

    If not, they’re a Hero Candidate. Simple, right?

    That’s the setting, apparently.

    If I hadn’t had this cheat-code-level best friend by my side, my life at the academy would’ve been absolutely miserable.

    Even if I’m fifteenth, I’m still a valuable asset.

    Just the fact that I can use sacred relics means even low-level monsters can be taken down with a single strike.

    “So, what you’re saying is, the reason you gave us the best room in such a nice inn for free was because you wanted us to clear out the goblin nest without going through the Adventurers’ Guild, right?”

    Gaunt and bony, with slightly protruding buck teeth.

    His blond hair was parted exactly down the middle and slicked down with either pomade or oil.

    This isn’t Siwoo’s fault.

    He did try to stop me at the time, in his own way.

    Yeah…

    So, just a piece of bone like that—

    “Even if I carry it on me, it’s not like it’s some incredibly precious… no, not “precious person”… whatever, the point is, I feel like something terrible would happen if a country bumpkin like me carried around a holy relic like that, so I’ll just assess the situation first and decide later.”

    What if it showed up in my dreams?

    Like, “Give me back my finger…”

    It wouldn’t actually be the real saint, but my brain would 100% make up that nightmare on its own.

    “The incorruptible tongue of Saintess Laurent.”

    I shot to my feet, horrified.

    “The tongue of a saint is considered an especially holy organ, used to convey the will of the goddess and guide the people—”

    “…It’s all dried up, right? I mean, it’s been a long time since she died, so it’s probably like, a little mummified or something, right? Right?”

    “…Incorruptible.”

    “Right, it was kind of damp and soft.

    Now I get it.

    I thought it was just a humidity-controlled relic to prevent damage over time… damn.

    Does that mean the ring finger part is the same?”

    “I’m never taking that out of here.”

    “True.”

    …I knew it.

    Honestly, I would’ve been fine if it was just some bone dust or something.

    But slicing up a person’s remains and scattering it around the church…

    That’s a pretty morbid taste.

    Even so, I still had to visit the cathedral.

    Paying a small fee for a blessing would make fighting a lot easier.

    I was told this wasn’t a feature implemented in the system of the game.

    In games or fantasy novels, they don’t usually bother describing little things like “the bathroom of this world is…,” right?

    In a game, if you wanted that kind of “buff,” you just included a priest character in your party setup.

    Even if they weren’t a priest, many characters could give buffs or have buff skills themselves.

    By the way, I didn’t get any of that.

    Well, anyway.

    I made sure to prepare everything I could.

    That’s the most important mindset an adventurer should have.

    And when we arrived at the cathedral…

    “Why can’t we do it!?!”

    A sharp female voice rang out.

    It was the voice of a young woman, not too old.

    She was probably around our age.

    “Our village is being plagued by a goblin horde! Last night, three of our cows were killed!”

    “Even so, no one’s died yet, have they?”

    “But if this goes on, people will definitely—”

    “Don’t worry too much. The lord has thought of everything.”

    “You’ve been repeating the same thing for weeks now!”Surprisingly, the girl shouting like that was wearing a regular nun’s habit.


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