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    Chapter 37: Farewell,
    Meeting (1)

    As
    soon as I regained consciousness, the world slowed down.

    My
    thoughts kept drifting toward that [being], but I couldn’t afford to
    think about it now.

    For
    now, I must focus on the situation in front of me.

    ‘Where
    am I now?’

    The
    top of a building with what appears to be a giant fountain.

    I
    was soaring high into the ceiling of the labyrinth with the water
    gushing from it, then plummeting downward.

    I
    was still somewhat conscious when the party from the inn approached
    me.

    I
    remembered that they had approached me favorably, and that they had
    torn a scroll to a place called the Fountain.

    ‘Restored
    me in an instant.’

    As
    soon as the water from the fountain touched my body, I was
    revitalized. Even in this slowed-down world, I could feel my wounds
    healing in an instant.

    My
    body naturally gained strength. Fortunately, I still had a firm grip
    on my axe.

    I
    scanned the ground for a landing. There were several people shuffling
    about. Somehow, they all looked familiar.

    The
    inn party and Derucio’s party.

    ‘That
    bitch.’

    My
    blood pressure was still rising at the thought of falling to the 5th
    floor because of that bitch.

    I
    gripped the axe tightly and swerved mid-fall.

    My
    eyes locked with Derucio’s gaping mouth.

    “Bitch⋯”

    The
    expletive flies out of my mouth. Did I expect the map to be fucked?

    -Tsk
    tsk tsk!

    “Aaaaahhhh!”

    A
    tearing scream rang out. It was because I was falling, swinging my
    axe and making a nice mark on Derucio’s neck.

    -Puck!

    I
    landed hard, my left hand twisted in a grotesque fashion, but it
    didn’t matter.

    A
    quick dip in the fountain water and my twisted wrist was back to
    normal.

    Apparently,
    the water from the fountain was far superior to any potion.

    ‘I
    wonder if the fountain has something to do with that [being]?’

    Tearing
    off the fountain’s travel scroll, I had a lot of questions, not to
    mention facing the being.

    ‘I
    can’t know right away, let’s think about it later.’

    I
    felt like I needed more knowledge and information.

    “Screech,
    screech, screech⋯!”

    All
    heads turned at the dying scream.

    Derucio
    was desperately clutching her head, which was about to separate from
    her neck, and soaking her neck in the water from the fountain.

    Perhaps
    because it was such a near-death wound, it was healing much slower
    than my wrist.

    Cha-ba-ba-ba-ba

    “Oh,
    don’t, don’t, don’t!”

    She
    cried out, red blood dripping from her mouth and neck as I slowly
    approached her, axe in hand, kicking up water from the fountain.

    Derucio
    grabbed one hand around her throat, which was about to fall off, and
    ordered her men to take her away from me.

    She
    didn’t look like she wanted to fight. Well, if she fought like that,
    she’d be decapitated but there was no one here now who was really
    listening to her.

    They
    were all staring at me as if mesmerized by something.

    ‘It
    must be the light that surrounded me when I fell.’

    Even
    I would be too frightened to do anything if a helmeted, light-bathed
    man suddenly appeared and took a shot at me with a blood-coated axe.

    “If
    you’re coming, come on. I’ll take the first one who comes.”

    I
    raised my axe in warning, and the lackeys, who had come to their
    senses, each grabbed a weapon.

    But
    time passes in meaningless confrontation, and no one gets off easy.

    “⋯⋯”

    The
    nervous, swallowing voice could be heard all the way here.

    Now,
    in their eyes, I’m no longer the weak explorer who rolled around on
    the second floor, but the mysterious thing that survived the fifth
    floor alone.

    “Ah,
    ahhhhhh!”

    “Axe,
    axe⋯⋯⋯”

    Not
    to mention the seizures of Zelvin and Mercy, whose fear of me was
    already at its peak.

    The
    anxiety they caused spread to the whole flock.

    “If
    you put down your weapons and beg for your lives, I won’t kill you
    here.”

    With
    the right amount of threats and cajoling, they finally lost their
    nerve and began to lay their weapons on the ground.

    “You
    bitches! I’ve paid you a lot of money for this, and you’re–“

    “You
    shut the fuck up.”

    Zzzzzzz!

    “Off!”

    Derucio
    screamed again, this time with the axe in her collarbone.

    It
    was an ugly sight to see her struggling, clutching her neck and
    collarbone.

    A
    face filled with tears and snot came into view.

    “Heh,
    heh.”

    It
    was nice to see the shameless bitch’s face change from spiteful to
    terrified.

    I
    leaned down, mesmerized, and locked eyes with Derucio.

    Her
    eyes, filled with terror, reflected my bloodied Great Helm.

    “I
    have some questions for you.”

    ‘The
    mastermind and the puppet’s curse. I need to figure out at least
    one of them.’

    [◆The
    Curse of the 26221st Puppet]


    Derucio became the 26221st puppet.

    She’s
    in the 20,000’s puppet curses.

    Her
    level is significantly higher than Deluna, 90,000’s, and Zelvin and
    Mercy, 80,000’s, who didn’t even realize they were puppets.

    ‘Was
    Grumpy in the 1000’s?’

    She
    was weaker than Derucio but her numbers were higher, so it’s unlikely
    that they’re measured by their immediate strength.

    So
    my best guess is.

    ‘Growth
    potential.’

    Grumpy
    was blessed with a high growth potential, thanks to her time spent in
    slavery.

    ‘Even
    if Derucio doesn’t know about the curse, I need to find out what’s
    behind it.’

    Derucio
    was too blatant in her arrogance, acting like a reformed explorer.
    Her actions were essentially no different from those of an outlaw.

    This
    was in stark contrast to Zelvin and Mercy, who trembled at my threats
    to cancel their reformed explorer course.

    ‘She
    was confident, as if hers could never be revoked.’

    It
    was a little different with Deluna, who had at least tried to keep
    things quiet.

    She
    was a reformed explorer herself, and she knew that if she was found
    out, she would be revoked.

    ‘Then
    there was Deluna’s backer, Vesta, an outlaw from Clan Blaze.’

    That
    case proved that outlaw henchmen don’t get to be reformed explorers.
    That narrows it down to one possibility.

    ‘Within
    the Explorer’s Union, there is someone backing Derucio.’

    Or
    even.

    ‘Someone
    who may be aware of the existence of the Puppet Curse.’

    Otherwise,
    I can’t think of any reason to single out Derucio for special
    treatment.

    It
    was all speculation, but it was plausible.

    The
    truth is, we’ll just have to find out slowly from now on.

    “Gu,
    curious, g⋯?”

    “Uh,
    yes. Questions. You’d better answer it well, if you don’t want to
    die.”

    “K⋯
    Well, I don’t know what the hell you’re going to do, but it’s
    bullshit. You can’t kill me as long as I’m drinking from the
    fountain.”

    Derucio’s
    intelligence seemed to be diminished by the lack of blood to her
    brain.

    What,
    she thinks my axe is slower than the fountain’s healing?

    She
    had a point.

    ‘A
    slap in the face.’

    -Pfft!

    A
    fist slammed into Derucio’s gut and she fell to the ground, drooling
    a thin stream of saliva.

    I
    didn’t intend to kill her right away. The dead can’t talk, right?
    She’ll tell me everything she knows before I let her go.

    “Yes.
    Stay in that water, it’ll be your lifeline.”

    In
    ancient times, the easiest way to find out the truth was through
    torture.

    But
    Nam Soo-jin, a pure man who grew up in an orphanage and was taught
    modern character education and moral ethics, doesn’t know about such
    scary and dangerous things.

    He
    hasn’t hit many people before, which means he can hit them anywhere
    and send them to the Jordan River at once but the healing water will
    prevent that to some extent.

    “Choose
    well. Do you feel comfortable telling me now? Or do you want to beg
    for your life?”

    “No,
    I’ll tell you. I’ll tell you now. I don’t know what you want me to
    say, but I’ll tell you whatever I know!”

    “What?
    You’ve got a big mouth, I’m going to give you another slap.”

    “I
    said I’ll tell you-“

    Derucio’s
    mouth was quite heavy. Seriously, she didn’t even blink when I
    slapped her more than ten times.

    -Pfft!
    Pfft!

    Each
    slap felt like a cool release of stress.

    ‘Still,
    the pure feeling of hitting is the most delicious.’

    I
    wondered if I’d developed a strange taste for it, having a crazy
    masochistic pervert around.

    After
    an hour had passed.

    “Ma,
    let me talk⋯
    I’ll tell you anything⋯”

    I
    managed to get this silent guy to open her mouth.

    ***

    The
    interrogation was pretty much as expected.

    “Puppet⋯?
    I know about the puppet shows in the Outlaw District, but I don’t
    know about that curse.”

    Derucio,
    who was in the 20,000’s curse, wasn’t even aware of the puppet
    curse.

    “Well,
    that’s because Grumpy, who was in the 1000’s didn’t know either.’

    I
    didn’t think I could come up with an easy answer, so I just nodded.

    “Be,
    Baze! Baze Javan! She approached me, who was already an outlaw! She
    told me to live a new life as an explorer!”

    I
    recognized the man behind her.

    Baze
    Javan, a rehabilitation course instructor for the Explorers’
    Alliance.

    “She
    told me you weren’t cut out to be an outlaw, and I couldn’t stand
    having to deal with her for days on end, so I took the rehabilitation
    course.”

    The
    woman who turned Derucio from an outlaw to a rehabilitation explorer.

    “If
    I messed up, she covered it up. She wasn’t high rank, but she wasn’t
    a low-level employee either, so she could cover it up. I don’t know
    about the other bitches, but that’s how she always handled my
    accidents.”

    “Baze
    Javan was a deeply corrupt officer. Does the Explorers Union know
    what she did?”

    “I
    don’t know, I don’t think so⋯Probably,
    which is why she still has her head.”

    Yeah.
    I doubt the Explorers’ Alliance, as bad as it is, would turn a blind
    eye to such criminal behavior.

    “Zelvin,
    Mercy, they’re also party members she recruited. Besides us, there
    are quite a few who became reformed explorers from outlaws because of
    Baze Javan. Del…something like that.”

    “Deluna?”

    “Uh.
    That’s right, the asshole.”

    I
    was half-convinced at that point.

    ‘Baze
    Javan. She can confirm the Puppet Curse.’

    I
    was intrigued. How could she recognize a curse that the cursed didn’t
    know about and that didn’t even have a status window?

    I
    wondered, “Can she sense the curse bearer through her senses,
    even if she can’t see it intuitively like a status bar?”

    I
    wanted to find out. I wanted to bait her.

    What
    if Grumpy strategically confronted Baze Javan?

    Anyway,
    I got some good information.

    I
    thought to myself, “This is great, I’ve got a rough bio on Baze
    Javan and all her dirty tricks. That’s great.”

    I
    was wondering what to do with this information.

    “I’ve
    said it, I’ve said it. Now please forgive me. From now on, I’ll live
    like a dead rat in the outlaw district.”

    I
    looked up to see Derucio on her knees, sobbing.

    This
    bitch it’s ridiculous.

    “Are
    you done? You got anything else to tell me?”

    “Yes!
    Yes! I’ve told you everything I know, and all that’s left is what my
    minions know-“

    “Really?”

    -Tsk
    tsk tsk!

    I
    wiped my dirty, blood-stained axe.

    “You
    need an example. You dared to stab me in the back. Isn’t that right?”

    “Yes,
    yes⋯”

    The
    wide-eyed, stunned reformed explorers nodded in unison.

    I
    walked over to Zelvin and Mercy, who looked more than terrified, they
    looked like they were having trouble breathing.

    -Tuk-tuk.

    I
    flicked them both on the cheeks with the bloody side of my axe.

    “Report
    Derucio’s untimely death as an unfortunate accident, a common
    occurrence in the Labyrinth, right?”

    “Yes,
    yes⋯!!!!”

    “And
    if you run away, you know?”

    They
    nodded frantically.

    As
    I’m slowly realizing these days, the right amount of fear is a pretty
    good control tool.

    It’s
    a little annoying that if I scare them too much, they pout and I have
    to give them carrots, but at least not now.

    “⋯That’s
    it.”

    I
    turn my head, and there they are, backs turned, eyes and ears
    covered, staring off into the distance, somewhere in the labyrinth.

    The
    inn party had been doing this ever since I’d interrogated Derucio,
    seemingly unwilling to be caught up in the chain of events.

    “We
    don’t know anything.”

    “I
    know Ms. Diana’s staff wouldn’t have done what they did without
    thinking⋯but
    I don’t want to get in the middle
    of it, sorry.”

    It
    was a smart move on their part.

    I
    got help at a really good time, too.

    “You
    have nothing to apologize for,” I said, “I don’t know how I
    could ever repay you for all your help in Hobgoblin Village.”

    I
    bowed low to thank them.

    In
    the tavern, they had been nothing more than a bunch of gossip, but in
    the Labyrinth, they were ideal explorers who deserved respect.

    “Don’t
    take yourself so seriously! It’s a fucking dangerous labyrinth, and
    we’re just fellow explorers helping each other out.”

    “If
    you want to pay your debt, buy us a beer!”

    “Don’t
    mix milk when you’re drunk. That’s seriously gross.”

    “Hmph.
    Priests are teetotalers, so drink if you can.”

    They
    chuckled for a moment, then turned to me with a suggestion.

    “If
    you’re not going to accompany those reformed explorers, why don’t you
    come with us?”

    “Together?”

    “Yes.
    You seem to be on your own, and we’ve finished our business in this
    labyrinth, so we’re about to head back to the surface. Any profits we
    make along the way will be split equally between the five of us.”

    On
    reflection, there was no reason to refuse.

    I
    grasped the outstretched hand of the dwarf tightly.

    “Very
    well. I’ll take good care of you for a while. Now that I think about
    it, I haven’t even given you my name. I’m Balkan.”

    “I’m
    Joy Hog. And as for favors, I think we could use some, considering
    you’ve been slaughtering hobgoblins.”

    “Certainly,
    it was quite a sight⋯”

    “Honestly,
    I was so scared I almost breastfed back then.”

    “Take
    care of your mammary glands.”

    Hahahahaha.

    We
    laughed, held hands, and headed through the ascent portal to the
    fourth floor.

    ***

    Zelvin,
    Mercy, and the rest of Derucio’s reformed explorers immediately
    fell to their knees as the helmeted warrior left.

    “He’s
    crazy, he’s crazy, he’s crazy, he’s crazy, he’s crazy.”

    “I,
    I’m so scared⋯
    what are we going to do⋯”

    “I
    don’t know, fuck it⋯
    it doesn’t matter, shut up and follow me.”

    Axe.
    Helm. Axe. Helm. Crazy axe. Crazy helmeted axe man.

    Zelvin,
    who had been having nightmares about that man lately, snarled at the
    reformed explorers.

    “You
    all saw what he did to Derucio, and how she was beaten! If we don’t
    do as he says, we’ll all go down!”

    There
    were no words of rebuttal as everyone felt the disparity in class.

    Everyone
    here realized that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn’t beat
    the man in the helmet.

    A
    deep sense of dread settled over their hearts.

    “⋯Let’s
    stay dead rats for a while. Please.”

    Please,
    let’s hope this madman doesn’t strike again.

    Two
    weeks passed.

    I
    don’t know if it’s because I’ve been facing so many enemies or
    because I’ve leveled up quite a bit.

    The
    fourth floor, which was supposed to be the hardest, was easier than I
    thought.

    It
    was partly because the inn party was much more skilled than I
    expected. The level of response to the situation was different.

    I
    realized once again the importance of an experienced party.

    Then,
    on the third floor.

    [Currently
    Owned Slave: Denshi (LV.14)]

    I
    got a little bored of standing around and opened the status window,
    and I noticed a change in her stats. She had risen five levels since
    we parted ways.

    ‘Excellent.
    She’s my safe haven.’

    I
    was too far away to see the blessing or curse, but it was an
    unbelievable rate of growth.

    I
    wondered if this was the potential of Grumpy. It was a good thing,
    although it was a bit questionable because it was so fast. It’s
    always better to invest early.

    With
    that admiration, I passed through the second floor, where the
    labyrinth started to go wrong, and crossed the escape portal on the
    first floor to exit the labyrinth.

    “⋯⋯!”

    Even
    as I marveled at the dazzling sunshine and the scenery of the
    labyrinthine city of Valerus, I felt a thrill of electricity run
    through my body.

    “What?

    I
    reflexively checked the status window.

    The
    corner of my mouth twitched upward.

    “Ohhh.
    That reaction is⋯Balkan?”

    “Yep.”

    “Well.
    Well, I guess we have something to celebrate.”

    They
    say hard work pays off.

    [Current
    Blessings and Curses: 3]

    The
    third labyrinth was particularly difficult but I have a new blessing.


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