Chapter 35: I Got a Shy, Black-Haired, K-Cup Girlfriend! [R-18]

Lunchtime.

No matter what anyone said, today’s lunch had to be a bowl of hot soup.

I sprinkled some salt into the soup, which was half-filled with meat, stirred it well with my spoon, and took a bite.

Slurp!

There was no stopping now.

“…Aren’t you going to tell us the story about the expensive pads?”

“I’m curious.”

“Buy me another bowl.”

“This one’s on me.”

Yuuna swiped her student ID to pay for another bowl of soup.

Slurp.

I briefly recounted the events of the morning.

“Wow… That must have been a huge problem for her.”

“That’s terrifying…”

Stella’s unfortunate incident earned the intense sympathy of the girls.

“Has that ever happened to you guys?”

“Me? Never. I always make sure to carry some. It must have been her first time exploring a dungeon for more than thirty minutes.”

“I guess so.”

Considering the average Essol Academy dungeon was between D and C-rank, she must have been on auto-pilot mode most of the time. Monsters would have died just from her passing by while emitting magic…

She might have gained experience points for leveling up, but she hadn’t gained any real experience.

Though it wasn’t really my place to say, since I’d only cleared three dungeons myself, and I’d been carried through all three of them.

‘No. I think I can say I wasn’t carried for the last one.’

I did play my part, after all.

It wasn’t exactly cool that my most shining moment was running an errand for sanitary pads, but still.

“This whole thing made me realize one thing for sure. The moment I leave Yuuna’s side, my life becomes a living hell.”

“What am I, your mom? The way you talk…”

“Mom.”

“Eek! That gives me the creeps. Stop it. What kind of person calls their classmate ‘mom’? Call me ‘sis’ instead.”

“Sis.”

“…Hmph.”

Stella needed to respec her stats.

No, I had to help her build up her strength starting now.

She was like one of those heroines in an eroge who gets cocky about her magic, only to get taught a harsh lesson. I couldn’t just stand by and watch.

“You look happy, though. Did something good happen, too?”

“You could say I’ve achieved peace in the household.”

I was back to begging for meal money, but that was fine.

I could just earn more coins!

I had Hena and Yuuna. My companions, on whom I could proudly use Personality Excretion.

On monsters, of course.

*

After the meal, I went to the academy’s public showers to wash up.

I ran into Dihrit there.

“…”

“…”

We scanned each other’s bodies.

Dihrit walked past me with a look of displeasure.

My victory.

When men are naked together, there’s a powerful confidence that’s expressed without words.

‘Phew. That feels good.’

I’d been rolling around in the dirt. It would have felt gross if I couldn’t have washed up before heading home.

Showering at the academy wasn’t half bad.

I only discovered the unexpected downside after I got out.

– (Info) Kim Sang-hyeok from F-Class is fucking huge
– fr i thought it was a horse dick;
– Size? That’s all for show. He probably has no blood flow, it’s gotta be soft.
– Let me have something to show off, you bastard.
– fuck im so jealous
– no but srsly, do they even sell onaholes that fit a size like that?
– ㄴ are u dumb? with that face why would he use an onahole? girls would be lining up to be his onahole
– he’s already walking around with super pretty girls on his arm

“…”

There was no privacy!

No wonder so many male students were glancing at me. The news that I was hung like a horse was spreading at an incredible speed.

Even the curious gazes of the female students enveloped me.

– Anyone see Kim Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim in class today?
– TTTT I thought I was gonna lose my mind,, he’s so fucking handsome lkdfj;laksdjf
– Is that the seonbae everyone’s freaking out about cuz he’s huge? heheh;
– Look at all the D-rank losers dying of envy lmaooo
– ㄴ Sang-hyeok doesn’t like D-rank sluts like you~
– ㄴ what the fuck did u say? have u even seen me? i’m pretty, bitch
– ㄴ i can smell the pig’s feet just from the way u type lol. how many big macs can u down?

People here really didn’t hold back.

All the academy students seemed so healthy, energetic, and bright.

But I was realizing that every place has its gutter.

I guess people are the same everywhere.

‘If he’d been my roommate, he would’ve become a celebrity here.’

He would have been burning up the community forums here, too.

I just watched. It wasn’t frequent, but if I looked closely, there were plenty of comments sexually harassing Yuuna and Hena, who hung out with me.

Saying things like they must be doing it like crazy already.

‘So that’s how it looks to other people.’

Suddenly, I felt like I wanted a girlfriend.

Isn’t this the perfect time?

I’d brought peace to my home, my growth was on track, and I was adjusting well to the academy…

Even if I wasn’t in the serious mindset of marrying whoever I dated, I could still date someone casually, right? But I wasn’t sure how “casual” was supposed to be.

My own school life hadn’t been so rosy, so I had no internal model to reference.

‘Should I just give it a shot?’

…Is it okay to be that casual about it?

Then again, just doing lewd things without even dating might be even more messed up.

What if I dated someone properly?

– About Kim Sang-hyeok. Who do you think he’s dating, Yuuna or Hena?
– Both?
– With a face like that, I’d believe it.

‘…’

Both…?

「Mmm~. Don’t just focus on Hena’s breasts. Look at my butt, too, okay? Sang-hyeok…」

「Your dick is so hard… Do you like my titty-fucking? Better than Yuuna’s? I’ll do it for you all you want…♡」

…An irredeemable delusion began to form.

Officially dating this girl and that girl? I hadn’t fallen that far.

One person…

Let’s narrow it down to one.

「Oppa? What about me? Aren’t you going to use Serena as your onahole?」

I squeezed my eyes shut.

Get out of my head! You demon of Ona-Aka!

The thought of officially dating my stepsister was pretty high-level stuff…!

When our mother, whose face I didn’t even know, came home, how would she feel seeing our broken family?

She’d probably smack me on the back, saying she never should have adopted a guy like me!

Wait a minute…

「You came so much inside me… and now you’re abandoning me? That’s so cruel…」

I wasn’t sure what Seridwen’s tone would be, so my imagination filled in the blanks.

‘Haaah…’

Maybe this wasn’t the time to be leisurely thinking about getting a girlfriend.

I came buckets inside an SS-rank Hunter’s pussy and even made her take the morning-after pill…

How could I not take responsibility?

‘No, but…’

There was another reason I hadn’t considered Seridwen.

We just happened to have sex by some miracle; we were basically residents of two different worlds.

The difference in our social status was just too great…

If I cluelessly said something like, 「I’ll take responsibility, noona」…

She might snap at me, asking who was taking responsibility for whom, telling me not to ruin her mood.

She might even say, “Just because I clung to you a bit during sex, you think I’m your woman now?”

Just then, Hena peeked her head out.

“Sang-hyeok.”

“Oh, uh, yeah?”

“…Is something bothering you?”

“…Bothering me. Well, if you want to call it that.”

It was hard to talk about.

Seeing me with my lips sealed, Hena pushed her chest toward me.

“Want to touch my breasts?”

…

‘Right, this was an eroge…’

Suddenly, everything felt pointless.

As if mesmerized by the outline of Hena’s soft, massive milk jugs, which looked ready to burst out of her uniform, I led her to the same place where I’d disciplined her breasts before.

A deserted staircase.

“Why do you keep leading me on?”

“Ah!”

I grabbed Hena’s breasts with both hands.

She spread her arms to the sides as if to say it was okay for me to grope her breasts violently.

Even as she was swayed back and forth, Hena didn’t try to defend her chest.

In fact, she pushed it out.

Grope, grope.

I kneaded Hena’s lewd breasts to my heart’s content.

“What was with that picture you sent yesterday? I told you it’s dangerous for you to take pictures. What if some strange old man comes looking for you?”

“It’s… It’s okay as long as only Sang-hyeok sees it…”

“What if I had spread it around!”

Squeeze.

Losing my patience, I gripped her breasts tightly.

Hena didn’t know what to do as her tits were squeezed.

“Ah, ahh… Hah… I trust you…”

“What if I’d blackmailed you, telling you to let me touch your breasts or I’d spread the picture?”

“…You don’t have to blackmail me… I’d let you touch them anyway…?”

“…I told you, friends can’t do that.”

But she kept sending lewd pictures.

Though, to be fair, the second time I did ask her to send another one so I could jerk off!

But still!

“I think… I like you as more than a friend…”

“…Me?”

“I like you, Sang-hyeok… I want to stay by your side… I’ll do anything…”

She likes me?

Yeah, of course she likes me. Why else would she let me do this if she didn’t?

“Then… instead of friends.”

“Y-Yes…?”

“Should we try dating?”

“…”

Suddenly, my face felt incredibly hot.

Even though I knew Hena would accept without a doubt, it was strangely embarrassing.

Maybe I was ashamed of my own audacity, for making a move knowing she’d say yes.

“If someone like me… is okay…”

…Just like that, I casually started dating her.

Hena… is my girlfriend. Then these breasts… and this ass…

Gulp…

“Want to touch my breasts?”

“I want to touch them bare.”

“Okay, I’d like that.”

Huh, is this really okay?

It’s okay since we’re dating, right? But do I love Hena?

I like her a lot. How could I dislike a girl this pretty, who smells so good, and has such a great body?

Rustle.

As Hena unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her large mounds wrapped in a white bra, every thought in my head vanished.

‘My… girlfriend.’

I pushed her bra up and grabbed her breasts.

It felt like my fingers were sinking into them. So soft. It seemed like nothing in the world could be softer than Hena’s breasts.

Once I started groping her with the mindset of fully enjoying it, a whole new world opened up.

Grope, grope…

“Nn… Ah…”

Even the sweat beading on her skin was lovely.

“I’m not asking you out just for your body.”

“Even if you were… I’d be happy…?”

“If you want me to cut off contact with other girls, I will.”

“Why? You don’t have to… Don’t do that. I want to be friends with Yuuna, too…”

Damn it.

Stop letting me spoil you like this.

“I’m… as happy as if my wish came true…”

Hena smiled sensually.

“You can do anything you want… to my body…”

“…”

I got an erection without any resistance.

I pulled Hena into a tight hug from the front, not forgetting to keep my hands on her breasts, and kissed her as she stood on her tiptoes, our tongues intertwining.

“Hah… slurp… chu…“

She seemed surprised at first, but she quickly responded to me.

Being this close, I could see Hena’s beautiful emerald eyes even more clearly.

Our eyes met, hers shyly hidden behind her hair.

“Chu… slurp… chu… Can I… send you lewd pictures now…?”

“I’ll complain if you don’t.”

“Chu… peck… peck…“

I rubbed my erect cock against Hena’s body.

She was lovely from head to toe, her body so arousing I couldn’t hold back.

“You said it was your wish to date me?”

“Y-Yes…”

I kissed and sucked on her lips while kneading her overflowing breasts.

I let my desire take over, moving against her. I did as I pleased, completely overwhelming Hena.

“Mmph… Mmm… Mmmph…”

“So, how is it now that it’s happened?”

“It’s better… than I imagined…♡”

My first girlfriend seems to be a real pervert.

I should have done this sooner. I fed her plenty of my saliva as we kissed.

“Hmph♡ Gulp, gulp♡ Mmm… Kissing… feels good…”

Hena willingly accepted my perverted acts.

We pressed against each other, our tongues deeply entangled.

“Tsup… slurp… chu…“

My cock was so hard it was a problem.

I had to restrain myself to just rubbing it against my lewd girlfriend…

I pinched one of her nipples and pulled on her breast.

“Hngh!”

If it’s come to this, I’ll have to settle for a substitute.

[「Onahole Touch」]

“Hh, hnn, ugh, hnnn… My breasts… feel so good… Ah… Aaaah…”

I made Hena climax over and over just by groping her breasts.

Squeeze.

“Oh, ohh…♡”

With her breasts in my grasp, Hena’s lips formed a small ‘o’ as she let out a gasp.

Hena, climaxing just from having her tits grabbed, her thighs pressed tightly together as her ass trembled.

She wasn’t my SS-rank Onahole-aptitude girlfriend for nothing.

When I lifted her school skirt, I could see her juices leaking from between her tightly shut thighs.

I grabbed her breasts again with both hands and kneaded them.

Grope, grope.

“Hh, hnnn… Ah… Oh… It’s strange… It feels too good…”

“Push your chest out.”

“Nn, nngh…!”

Like milking a cow, I grabbed Hena’s large milk jugs and made her climax again.

Hena threw her head back, at a complete loss.

“I’m Hena’s boyfriend now. I’ll give you my full service, no holding back.”

“Hee, hee… Hee… It’s… too intense… Sang-hyeok… Look at my breasts… Hnnngh…!”

Grope, grope.

With Onahole Touch activated, I groped Hena’s breasts with my hands as much as I wanted.

I pressed my palms against her erect nipples and rubbed them gently, watching her reaction.

“Ngh, hngk… Ht…”

As the hard orgasms repeated, Hena’s legs and back went rigid.

This helpless state, with both her breasts captured by me, was incredibly sexy.

“You kept showing off these naughty tits, tempting me.”

“Nn, nngh…! Hah… B-Because I like you… I wanted you to notice me…”

“And you got a boyfriend because of them. Are you happy?”

“I’m happy. I’m glad… I was born with big breasts…♡”

Knead, knead.

When I caressed her as if to melt her, Hena restlessly wiggled her hips.

What a lewd body.

“I like you, Hena.”

I hugged her tightly and kissed her again.

I pinched one nipple with my fingers, pulling it gently as our tongues mixed.

“Mmph… Hmmm… Nn… Mmm…”

Hena’s eyes glazed over as she climaxed in my arms, her large ass twitching.

Just as you’d expect from the easiest heroine to conquer. Hena found her happiness quickly in my embrace.

“I’m sorry…”

“For what?”

“I… want to make your hard-on feel good, too…”

Hena said shyly.

“But I don’t know how…”

…Gah!!

The purity of a virgin shook my heart to its core.

I really have to treasure her…

“We can learn together, slowly.”

“I’ll study hard.”

Squeeze.

Before we went back to class, I hugged my black-haired, K-cup girlfriend one more time.

Ah, her breasts felt so soft against me.

Ona-Aka, what a god-tier game.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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