The student council president seemed to be in a strangely good mood as she left the chairwoman’s office.

    “You’re my first student of interest, Kim Sang-hyeok. I’ll make a new man out of you.”

    “…What do I do first? I already skipped class.”

    I’ll just do as the student council president says. Work like a dog.

    Eventually, it’ll all be over.

    “You still have to attend class. I’ve already informed the teacher, so go join the first-years.”

    The first-years?

    “Participation in the dungeon exploration class is mandatory, Kim Sang-hyeok. Especially for you, since you’re D-rank. I won’t tolerate you skipping by feigning illness.”

    ‘Dungeon exploration…’

    It seemed I could continue my academy life after all. It was more lenient than I expected, which was nice.

    “I’ll call for you in the afternoon. Make sure you can show up immediately when I do.”

    “Yes, President.”

    “This is my number.”

    Oh…

    I naturally got the student council president’s number.

    I thought this might actually be a win.

    “Personal calls are forbidden. Don’t even send me a message until I contact you first.”

    “…”

    My good mood didn’t last long.

    A lot went through my mind as I watched Isabella’s imposing figure walk away.

    [「Onahole Aptitude Analysis」]

    [Isabella]

    [Conquest Difficulty – S] [Onahole Aptitude: SS+ Rank]

    [Virgin] [Underwear – Black T-back, Nipple Pasties (No Bra)]

    [Onahole Trait (★) – Her magnificent, lewd ass, boasting a perfect plumpness, is simply overwhelming! An onahole specializing in the cowgirl position with incredible hip strength.]

    [The student council president of Essol Academy and the head of the Villain Correction Bureau. She is also one of Seoul’s famous S-rank heroes, known by the hero name “White Devil.”

    With a beautiful face comparable to the top idol ‘Lizna May’ and a very sensual body, she has a large number of fans. There are even rumors that “Student Council President Goods” are circulating on the workshop’s black market.]

    ‘A black T-back…’

    My eyes were drawn to her ass against my will.

    She probably wears it because regular underwear gets in the way when she’s riding a horse or something…

    [Onahole Acquisition Quest]

    [Grab the insolent student council president’s magnificent ass and engage in depraved mating♡]

    [Try using 「Fellatio Anywhere」! You’ll get to see the student council president’s vacuum fellatio show!]

    Seeing the system messages flood in like malicious pop-ups along with the aptitude analysis, it seemed En’s onahole marketing campaign had begun.

    “Hmph, how insolent. So insolent!”

    Poof!

    My cute, blonde goddess appeared, glaring at the student council president’s retreating back.

    Glare!!

    “How dare she! Interfering with Sang-hyeok’s erotic-erotic academy life! You should grab her magnificent ass right now and teach her a lesson with some depraved, beast-like sex!”

    “…Do you think I’m some kind of depraved sex-firing cannon?”

    “You’ve already crossed that line! Isn’t it time to just start fucking everyone wantonly?”

    “Why on earth…? Was there any reason to do that in this situation?”

    “Because she’s insolent, of course!” En said, puffing out her chest proudly.

    “…Because she’s insolent, I should grab her ass and rape her to teach her a lesson?”

    “That’s exactly what I’m saying! Lucky Pervert, ON!”

    “I’m not doing it!”

    I could understand the assessment that the student council president was insolent, a judgment made from an extremely arrogant perspective.

    But I had no idea why that should lead to rape.

    Talk about flying off the handle!

    “Ehh…? You’re not going to teach her pussy a lesson…?”

    “Want me to start with you?”

    “…I-I’m an unconquerable heroine!”

    …She spouts such vulgar words constantly, but the moment she’s the target, she gets all shy. What’s with that?

    “En. Listen carefully.”

    “Yes? Tell me!”

    “A normal person doesn’t think about teaching a woman a lesson with rape just because she’s insolent.”

    “Hmph, but Isabella’s ass is amazing…. I just want you to enjoy it, Sang-hyeok…”

    ‘…Just how amazing is it for her to be like this…’

    “If I went around brandishing Lucky Pervert with that kind of mindset, all the women around me would become onaholes in a month, no, a week…”

    “That’s the idea~.”

    I grabbed En’s cheek and pulled.

    “Habububu. Obubu.”

    “What do you mean, ‘that’s the idea,’ you porn-addicted goddess. Please, get a grip.”

    “Abububu. Forgiving an arrogant pussy like that… you’re too generous…”

    “Stop backseat gaming and get lost. I’m a model student who listens to the student council president.”

    “A student of interest, you mean! Pfft!”

    “You little-!”

    Just as I was about to smack the goddess for sticking her tongue out at me, she quickly fled.

    Sigh.

    Time resumed, and I headed back to the building where classes were being held.

    The group chat was a bit noisy.

    [Yuuna]
    When are you coming! Sang-hyeok! You can’t just refuse to come to school! I’ll come find you at home!

    [Hena]
    ㅜ.ㅜ

    [Yuuna]
    We have to go to the dungeon, but it’s just the two of us left, right nooow!

    [Kim Sang-hyeok]
    You two go on ahead. I’m running a little late after meeting with the student council president.

    [Yuuna]
    (An emoticon full of question marks) The student council president? Isabella? Why??

    [Hena]
    …Did you get scolded again?

    Haha.

    It seemed that to Hena, the student council president was someone who just scolded Kim Sang-hyeok.

    To be fair, it was pretty much the same as being scolded.

    [Kim Sang-hyeok]
    She’s got something on me, so I have to do as she says for a while.

    [Yuuna]
    What!! Wh-what kind of… Did she take a lewd picture of you or something?

    …Why does her imagination always go there?

    [Kim Sang-hyeok]
    Anyway, I’m on my way now, but I’m a bit far. You guys go on.

    [Hena]
    Okay.

    [Yuuna]
    See you at lunchtime, then!

    Hmm. That’s settled.

    With Hena and Yuuna gone, all the second-years must have departed.

    If it’s the first-years, does that mean Serena and Stella will be there?

    I felt a little nervous as I entered the indoor training facility.

    Even from outside, I could clearly hear the chattering of female students.

    The moment I peeked the door open, all eyes focused on me.

    ‘So many…’

    Was the entire first-year class gathered here?

    There were way more people than when it was just us. Almost 200.

    I immediately approached the teacher.

    “Welcome. I heard what happened.”

    ‘Do I have to go solo without Hena and Yuuna?’

    The teacher glanced around.

    I, too, spotted some familiar faces among the many junior students.

    ‘Serena. Stella.’

    As expected of my little sisters. They were the first to catch my eye.

    Serena smiled happily and waved, while Stella turned her head away sharply the moment our eyes met.

    “Teacher! Please put Seonbaenim in our party!”

    “We’ll take him!”

    “Everyone, be quiet.”

    I was about to feel extremely awkward, like a mercenary for hire.

    But for some reason, despite being a D-rank onahole collector, I was a hot commodity.

    “Stella, you’re Kim Sang-hyeok’s sister, right? You two can go as a duo.”

    “What?” Stella asked, dumbfounded.

    If the teacher hadn’t been there, her eyes screamed, ‘No way. I’m not going with a piece of trash like him.’

    But with hundreds of people watching, Stella chose her words carefully.

    “…Serena is here, too.”

    Her tone clearly said, ‘Why me and not Serena?’

    “Your brother is D-rank, so you, an A-rank, should take him with you.”

    Laughter erupted here and there.

    …Being ignorant of the academy’s social structure, I’d never once been ashamed of being D-rank.

    But seeing my juniors burst out laughing made me feel a little embarrassed.

    “Kya~ Stella’s brother is so handsome!”

    “Please look this way!”

    “…”

    Stella glared at me as if she wanted to eat me alive.

    Did she think I knew this would happen?

    In the end, I was stuck waiting in line, sandwiched between my sister’s friends.

    Naturally, Stella didn’t come anywhere near me. Serena was the first to cling to me.

    “Oppa!”

    “Serena…”

    …To greet her D-rank brother with such a happy face in front of all her friends…

    My heart melted.

    Squeeze!

    “What happened? What about your class, Oppa?”

    “Ah. I was just getting an earful from the student council president…”

    “Really? That’s so mean…”

    One hundred percent empathy.

    Serena was in full “protect Oppa” mode.

    My heart grew warm.

    Meanwhile, over Serena’s school uniform, I thought I could see a faint outline of what I saw this morning…

    The black polka-dot panties with the white ribbon.

    ‘This is almost impossible to resist.’

    “Is this your brother, Serena?”

    “Wow… he’s so tall.”

    “He’s totally handsome…”

    My sister’s friends swarmed over, forming a fence around Serena and me.

    “Hello, Seonbaenim.”

    Among them was a pink-haired girl with pigtails who seemed particularly close to Serena, coming over to greet me separately.

    “I’m Serena’s friend, Isolde.”

    “Oh, uh, nice to meet you.”

    Isolde bowed her head.

    …Her chest was quite large. The first-years’ development was no joke…

    “A-and I’m Sarika. Hello, Seonbaenim.”

    “Yeah, hi.”

    A girl with a healthy-looking tan and a brown ponytail also approached me.

    She was also quite pretty…

    With three heroines in such a confined space, I felt like I was going to get an erection without any resistance.

    ‘She’s your sister’s friend. Calm down.’

    “Please call me Sarika.”

    “I’m Kim Sang-hyeok. Sarika.”

    “Mm! Oppa? Are your hands chapped? Let me see.”

    Serena, stuck to my side, played with my hand, lacing our fingers together…

    Then she spread hand cream on my hand.

    I had no idea what was so interesting about this that the others were oohing and aahing beside us.

    I really didn’t get the sensibilities of female students.

    “Your brother’s hands are really big.”

    “Can I see how they compare to mine?”

    “Sure, I guess…”

    The girls giggled as they lightly touched my hand.

    The smiles just wouldn’t leave their faces.

    Even I was surprised by the fact that my mere existence could bring these girls so much joy.

    “Seonbaenim! Can I ask a question?”

    “Go ahead.”

    “Are you really D-rank?”

    Thwack.

    The girls’ cheerful question stabbed me right in the heart.

    “Why would you ask that~.”

    “Right. Who’s really D-rank these days~.”

    “Do you really collect onaholes?”

    “I do.”

    “Kyaa~~.”

    As I answered their various questions honestly, the line had already gotten quite a bit shorter.

    “I want to go with Oppa, too…. I’m so jealous of Stella.”

    “Can’t the three of us go?”

    “Nn-nnh. We already formed a team.”

    “With who? Is it a guy?”

    “Kyaa!! Say that again! ‘With who? Is it a guy?'”

    Being teased by those around her, Serena’s cheeks turned red.

    “…I’m going with Sarika. I’m not going with a guy.”

    “Ahem.”

    “Are you relieved…?”

    Squeeze.

    Serena laced her fingers with mine, her hand soft.

    I was quite nervous that someone would notice our relationship wasn’t normal.

    “I’m relieved.”

    “It’s our turn. We’ll be back. You have to be careful inside the dungeon, okay?”

    “You too, Serena.”

    Sarika and Serena left.

    Once it was their turn, all those girls who had been swarming around entered the dungeon, and the training ground became sparsely populated.

    “…”

    My sister’s friend, the pink-haired Isolde, was staring at me intently…

    “Wh-what?”

    “Can I film a Shorts with you?”

    …What a bold heroine.

    That was a completely unexpected request.

    “All of a sudden?”

    “It’ll only take a moment.”

    “…Alright.”

    She’s my sister’s friend, after all. What’s the harm…

    After preparing her phone for a moment, she attached it to a selfie stick, extended it, and linked her arm with mine.

    …My sister’s friend’s breast is touching my arm!

    Squish, squish.

    “Peace~. I’m going to try and seduce Serena’s handsome brother with my boobs~.”

    Rub, rub.

    “What kind of Shorts is this?”

    “「I Tried Linking Arms with My Friend’s Brother While She Was Away」”

    “You’re crazy for views, aren’t you?”

    What would Serena say if she saw this later…

    “Thank you for your cooperation with the filming.”

    “…Go on in.”

    Now, it was time for me to face the final boss.

    Stella, who had been leaning against the wall, put her guard up as I approached.

    “…What? You were grinning from ear to ear, looked like you were dying of happiness. Why don’t you just drop dead, then. Oppa?”

    The familiar taste of her words made me smile unconsciously.


    Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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