Chapter 3

Chapter 3

The Hero Fucks the Magic Swords.

Episode 3: If It Got Bigger, We Need To Check It.

“Are you telling me to seduce the magic swords?”

Having sex with those magic swords and subjugating them.

It was something that couldn’t even be imagined under normal circumstances.

Moreover, I never dreamed that such words would come from a goddess.

Well, the existence of the goddess herself was also something unbelievable.

“Did I understand correctly? You want me to reincarnate and seduce the magic swords?”

“Yes, that’s correct.”

The goddess nodded with effort.

Her own face was blushing red with embarrassment.

“…So, by doing this, I can save the world?”

“Yes, by sleeping with them, Lee Si-hyeon, you can prevent the corruption of all magic swords.”

“Hmm.”

Honestly, under different circumstances, it would be a statement worth laughing at.

But the goddess had no reason to lie about this.

Most importantly, I distinctly remembered dying and coming back to life.

Having witnessed such an unbelievable phenomenon made it more convincing.

This entirely empty, extradimensional white space was also evidence of some sort.

At least it was certain that the woman in front of me was a goddess.

“Well, alright. Let’s assume it’s true and take it step by step.”

I quickly finished my thoughts.

Denying the situation wouldn’t change anything.

So the first step was to gather information properly.

“I can’t seduce every magic sword in the world.”

“There’s no need to seduce them all. Even targeting a few will lower the overall corruption level and prevent further corruption.”

“…Specifically, how many do I need to seduce?”

“Hmm, about five, I think?”

…That was more than enough, almost overwhelmingly so.

That number would even be considered a harem in an adult game.

Yet I had to seduce them in real life.

And not just any women, but magic swords who were treated like semi-celebrities.

‘My head is spinning.’

It’s not a boast, but I had never even properly dated a woman in my life.

And now I was supposed to seduce not ordinary women, but five magic swords?

Even if it was to save the world, the difficulty level was too high.

“…Why me, of all people? Surely there are others more suitable for this.”

So it was only natural that I would ask such a question.

There must be countless people more likely to succeed than me.

Like a true Casanova or a handsome actor desired by all women.

Anyone would be better than a man with no such advantages.

“Honestly, I don’t think I can seduce a magic sword.”

I was average in looks, and I didn’t have any extraordinary romantic skills.

I was not financially well-off, and my job wasn’t remarkable either.

Looking at just my basic specs, I’d be below average.

And I was supposed to seduce magic swords who had seen countless handsome and wealthy men?

I couldn’t possibly believe that’s feasible.

‘If it were possible, I would have had at least one magic sword girlfriend by now.’

I would have made a contract, joined a good guild,

Made a lot of money, and lived a successful life.

But the reason I failed was that no magic sword wanted to make a contract with me.

“We chose you because we sensed the greatest potential and capability in you.”

“…Me?”

“Yes, and most importantly, we valued your determination and unique resolve. That action you took right before you died?”

“Fucking the scabbard?”

“Haah…yes, that.”

The goddess’s face turned red.

It seemed she was embarrassed to talk about it, even though she had noticed it.

‘To think I was chosen because of that crazy action?’

I did it out of a desire for revenge, not expecting anything in return.

I never imagined I’d be chosen by a goddess because of it.

It seems even crazy actions can be worth trying.

“I appreciate you thinking highly of me, but you can’t seduce women with just determination.”

Diligence might be one of a man’s charms.

But having to seduce five people within two years had nothing to do with diligence.

“With this face, I’d probably be reported as a stalker.”

“Ah, if it’s about looks and physical specs, I can help with that.”

The goddess clapped her hands once.

Then a message appeared in front of my eyes.

[Physical specs are greatly enhanced!]

[Physical abilities are greatly enhanced!]

[Charm level is greatly enhanced!]

“Oh, ohhh….”

The change happened instantly in my body.

My height increased, and I gained solid muscles all over.

It was at a level that looked just right without being excessive.

Reflexively, I ran my hand over my face and found that even my skin had improved.

‘My body is unbelievably better. Is this really possible?’

When I honestly expressed my amazement, the goddess couldn’t hide her proud expression and chuckled softly.

“I’ve made you handsome by the standards of where you live, Si-hyeon. You won’t be outdone by anyone in terms of looks.”

“Body-wise, that seems to be true. I’m in better shape than any model or athlete I’ve ever seen.”

“Your face will be the same. Would you like to take a look?”

The goddess handed me a mirror.

In it was a handsome man you’d only see on TV.

He was at the level where he could be an actor or model without any issues.

Honestly, I was so good-looking that I doubted it was really my face.

‘This is truly amazing.’

I looked like the epitome of an alpha male.

It seemed my body and face were changed to make it easier to seduce women.

With this level of attractiveness, I could easily get phone numbers just walking down the street.

Or maybe women would be the ones giving me their numbers.

‘Uh… could it be?’

With a hint of hope, I put my hand in my pants.

When I grabbed my private part, I confirmed it.

‘It got bigger!’

I was already somewhat confident in its size.

But now, it was longer and thicker.

It was impressive enough to be rare even in adult videos.

And it was so vigorous that just a few touches could make it stand erect.

Without any need for technique, the size alone was enough to make a woman moan.

‘This is what true male charm is.’

Not only was I brought back to life, but I was also given such blessings.

While I was admiring my newly erect part, the goddess, who was looking my way, blushed and turned her head.

“Please, don’t touch it so blatantly. I can see it too.”

“Oh, sorry.”

I immediately apologized, and at that moment, a message popped up before my eyes.

[The lust of the magic sword ‘Glaus’ has increased by 1.]

‘…Come to think of it, I can use status windows too, right?’

However, it wasn’t to see my own status window like in typical games.

Instead, it seemed to be an ability to see the status of the magic swords in front of me.

In some ways, it was even more of a cheat ability than seeing my own stats.

‘…This is really an ability optimized for seducing magic swords, not women.’

But it still felt insufficient.

With some hope, I asked the goddess,

“Is there any other ability? I’m satisfied with my face, but I think it’ll be hard to seduce magic swords with just this.”

“Of course, there is more. I’ve given you additional abilities that might be needed. You can check them by thinking ‘trait window’ in your mind.”

So it’s a trait window instead of a status window.

Well, the name didn’t really matter.

I immediately mumbled inwardly.

And just as expected, something filled with content appeared before my eyes.

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[Trait Window]

Pleasure Amplification (Magic Swords Only)

-The pleasure magic swords feel from physical contact is greatly enhanced.

Sensitivity Detection (Magic Swords Only)

-You can detect the erogenous zones of magic swords.

Forced Contract.

-Even if you force a contract through subjugation, it will be recognized. However, if the magic sword’s loyalty drops, the contract may break. Continuously reinforce the master-servant relationship for a formal contract.

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‘…This feels like looking at the skills of a protagonist in an adult game.’

It was no exaggeration; it was exactly that feeling.

Pleasure Amplification, Sensitivity Detection, even Forced Contract.

They were all traits given to seduce magic swords.

The fact that they were specifically limited to ‘magic swords’ made it even more intriguing.

‘The point to be cautious about is the ‘Forced Contract’.’

Normally, humans could contract with magic swords, and the contracted human can use the magic sword’s abilities.

However, usually, this contract was one-sided in favor of the magic sword.

In other words, the magic sword decided to contract and could end it anytime if they didn’t like it.

Choosing a human was entirely the magic sword’s prerogative.

That’s why most contractors were desperate to cater to the magic swords.

The magic sword could leave whenever they wanted, and there were plenty of humans eager for a contract.

But my ‘Forced Contract’ was the opposite.

If I subjugated the magic sword, I could enforce the contract.

‘Although maintaining loyalty is a concern, it’s still a sure way to secure the magic sword.’

After checking the traits, I understood what the goddess wanted from me.

She was telling me to have sex with the magic swords and, as a result, enforce the contract.

Of course, continuous management would be necessary afterward.

Anyway, with this much, seducing magic swords shouldn’t be a problem.

So what remained was….

“How do you feel about the traits? Do you like them?”

“Yes, I like them.”

I nodded and continued naturally.

“But if they don’t work properly, I could die, right?”

“Well, that might be true, but… it shouldn’t happen. The traits are designed to work perfectly.”

“Well, you never know. You haven’t tested them yourself, have you?”

“That’s…”

“I’d like to see how effective the traits are.”

I approached the goddess closely.

I naturally slipped my leg between hers, spreading them apart.

I brought my handsome face closer, as if I was about to kiss her, and held her chin.

“Eek!”

“How about… we try it out, goddess?”

Seeing the perfect test subject right in front of me, there was no reason to hesitate.

Moreover, Glaus was quite an appetizing woman.

Testing the traits was one thing, but the desire to enjoy her sexy body also surfaced.

After all, if there’s a goddess in such a lewd outfit, wasn’t it only polite to seduce her?

[The lust of the magic sword ‘Glaus’ has increased by 1.]

Name: Glaus.

Grade: S.

Attribute: Darkness.

Lust: 4/10.

Sensitivity: 10/10.

Affection: 8/10.

Strategy Explanation.

[She is the goddess of the sword who has chosen you as the hero to save this world. She has a high basic affection and is weak to persistence, so if you keep asking, there’s a high chance she’ll eventually give in.]