Wouldn’t It Be Fraud Marriage If You Get Married After Being Hooked by Big Breasts?

 

Some time after being dragged away by Reina without a word.

“Reina. Are you okay now?”

“…Yes. I’m sorry.”

I was now stroking the head of Reina, who was snuggled completely in my arms.

“…Why did you suddenly do that?”

“No… I’m sorry… just… I suddenly felt bad…uung… there, more. Stroke me more heheh…”

─ Stroke stroke

Since she was someone whose period could start at any time, I no longer felt anything even when this kind of thing happened.

“I really won’t let it slide next time, so be careful. You’re not someone with anger management issues, so why do you keep doing this?”

“Heheh. Mmm”

After giving a warning to Reina that would probably never be kept, I looked at her smiling while getting her head stroked and thought to myself.

‘Wouldn’t it be fraud marriage if you get married after being hooked by those big breasts…? When her personality is so f*cked up… tsk. I don’t know who it will be, but… they’re going to be in a real pitiful situation.’

Ara thought that whoever became Reina’s husband would have an extremely hard time.

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After giving Reina enough head pats to improve her mood, this time I dragged her along.

I had been dragged so far into a secluded place that it took 4 minutes to return from where I had been taken to the place where the Saint and her group were waiting.

“…Haah. I’m back. Reina, you should say hello. To my friends.”

“….Hello. I’m Reina, Ara’s best friend.”

Reina greeted them and then clung even closer to me, showing off her closeness. I communicated with my eyes to the Saint and Jane that this child was a bit strange.

“… Haha. Yes we are ………….”

The Saint, who understood what I conveyed with my eyes, smoothly overlooked Reina’s unfriendly attitude and successfully completed her self-introduction.

Then we went to the food court to have lunch.

─Munch munch munch munch

“…Do you two have beggars living in your stomachs?”

“Please… eat more slowly.”

The Saint and Jane were devouring all kinds of food indiscriminately at the food court as if possessed by a hungry ghost, enough to quickly disarm Reina’s wariness.

“Mmm… it’s mmm mmm …….”

“Ah shi-stop talking while spitting out food. Swallow first, then talk.”

Christina seemed to want to answer my question even though she was focused on eating, perhaps due to her kind heart, and I ended up seeing the finely chewed food in her mouth.

─ Gulp!

“-Hoo. Actually, we’re a bit short on money… hehe”

─Nod nod

‘Oh, so this one is supposed to be the Saint’s bodyguard, but all she does is nod her head and stuff her face?’

─ Smack!

“Eyaieouah! (* Why are you hitting me!)”

“I hit you because you’re being extremely rude. Got a problem with that?”

She was just being outrageously ill-mannered. She was eating with her face buried in the plate, so I took the opportunity to hit the crown of Jane’s head with my fist while it was visible.

“…Ara, why are you… um… please eat more. Haha”

“No. She needs to get hit more. No matter how much this place is ….”

“…This place is? Why did you stop talking?”

Whew… shit, I almost made a slip of the tongue.

Thinking she had appropriately cut off her words since the flow of context would have been strange if she had continued, Ara shook her head at Reina who was curious about what she had almost said, and addressed Christina.

“Mmm, it’s nothing. So why are you short on money, Christina.”

“…Eh. Well…”

Just as I was starting to feel frustrated by Christina’s hesitation, opening and closing her mouth in response to my question.

“Ah. No! We were told absolutely not to say anything!”

Jane, who had left with Reina earlier and had eaten her fill, interrupted our conversation and stopped the disclosure of information about their workplace.

“… If you don’t want to say it, then don’t.”

“No. It’s… ha sorry. This is something that even you, Ara, absolutely cannot be told. Without this, we …….”

“Sorry… as Jane said, no matter how much… um… we’ll return the money……”

We’ve spent how many years together… heartless women. Get lost, I don’t fucking care anymore.

“Um…Ara, are you not… upset?”

“… I’m not upset.”

Jane asked if I was upset with her, and I replied that I wasn’t upset because I don’t do that kind of girly thing.

It’s just… that mere paper. That mere confidentiality agreement had severed the strong bond between us that had been tight enough to entrust our lives to each other. I was just a little… very slightly hurt.

─ Viiiiing.

“….It’s not me. Ara.”

I looked at Reina when I heard a faint vibration sound, but she shook her head.

“Is it me? Sorry. I’ll just take this call and be right back!”

The source of the vibration was Jane’s mobile phone. She asked for our understanding and went quite far away to take the call.

Really… it’s not like I was going to eavesdrop on her call, but seeing Jane go so far that she was out of sight made my heart ache terribly.

“…Does she have to go that far away. Tsk.”

“Are you really sure you’re not upset… Yes. Not upset…heh. Hoho.”

Since Christina kept doubting me, I sent her a murderous glare to shut her up.

“….Ara. Just be honest with me. You’re upset, right?”

“No. I’m… I’m not upset. You bitch!”

Reina… if even you say that… fu… ck really…!!

Jane returned instantly after finishing her call.

“….Um. I’m sorry we have to leave so soon after meeting, but we have to go now. Haha…”

“Eh? I still have food left? No….haah… okay”

She told us they had to leave, and Christina complained that she hadn’t finished eating, but after hearing Jane whisper something in her ear, she sighed and gently put down the spoon she was holding.

“….Then go.”

“Ara…haha.. um, next time. Yes, next time when you have time, let’s meet again”

It had been so long… such a long time since I’d met the Saint and Knight…

This Hero is very disappointed in you all…!!

“Ara. Now that they’re gone, you can honestly tell me if you’re upset or……”

….Fuck off.

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The two who had left the department store due to the call Jane received were heading to their destination in a taxi.

“Sorry, Krisha… you didn’t even get to finish eating…”

“…Mmm. No, it’s okay. But what happened? Could it be that those two again……”

As if confirming her suspicion, Jane nodded.

“…No ha… really… why on a day like today…!!!”

“Krisha….”

The Saint had always missed the Hero. For her to have to cut short her meeting with the Hero because of a quarrel between Pollon and Roilli, it was extremely frus…

“I could have eaten to my heart’s content! Oh really… we went to the department store saving what little money we had, and shi-“

Um.

“…Haah I’m really going to kill Pollon… Roilli… grrr-“

Jane thought as she watched Christina grinding her teeth beside her.

The one whose personality had changed the most since coming to Earth.

Might be the Saint… she thought.

As she tried to calm Krisha’s anger, the taxi dropped them off in front of a quiet café where there were almost no people, which they had mentioned as their destination.

It might have looked like the café was their destination, but they didn’t enter it and walked a bit further.

And then, they entered a large building.

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“….So, the reason for fighting this time was…”

“Pollon broke the agreed time for using the mobile phone. So!”

“Hmph. What are you talking about? You broke the time limit first, so I broke it too?”

Fu… ck so they fought over smartphone usage…? And we got called to the company for that…?

“….Just confiscating your phones. Don’t fucking use them.”

“”… The Saint just cursed.””

The Saint, who had been gentle and kind when meeting the Hero.

Just.

“What am I supposed to do with you, you bastards? Don’t want to eat the pet food?”

“”…We’re sorry.””

Had been corrupted by two little treasures.

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Two months after the Hero-less Hero’s party came to Earth.

Even though party members had filled their minds with modern knowledge through pills, Goddess Nibiru didn’t fill in their work experience.

All they could do was part-time jobs. Part-time jobs. Part-time jobs… They did so many part-time jobs that they thought they might first see the Hero at a convenience store or meat restaurant where they worked.

She worked 3 part-time jobs, Jane worked 2…

Pollon and Roilli worked 0….

If you asked why Pollon and Roilli worked 0, it’s because they went to work part-time, but the cost of the plates they broke exceeded their daily wages… haah-they were just terrible at work.

Anyway. When the money going out began exceeding the money coming in.

Jane showed her a smartphone and said.

This is something even those hopeless trash like Pollon and Roilli could do, and of course, it would be even easier for us.

She nodded at Jane’s boast that if they got in here, they wouldn’t have to worry about money.

And she told Pollon and Roilli, who were crumpled up in corners of the room.

If they applied and failed, she would just throw them into a brothel.

Was it their desire not to be corrupted as females?

Pollon and Roilli prepared for the interview with life-or-death determination, and Jane and herself also worked hard.

And

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currently.

“… No. Why are those who are about to debut fighting again… My stomach has been hurting constantly because of Twins Tail as it is…”

“”…We’re sorry.””

They were apologizing to the company CEO for teamwork issues.

“….Whew.. It’s a month from now. The day we go out into the world.”

“”…Yes!””

The CEO looked at them and called them one by one.

“Tina.”

“Yes.”

“Jane”

“Yes”

“Roli”

“… Yeah.”

“Poli”

“… Yeay”

“Let’s go, fighting!”

In response to the CEO’s suggestion to call out their character names and put their hands together, the Hero’s party members’ hands piled up…

“You bastards! Are you ignoring me now because I’m short?!”

Ah… again. They piled their hands to match Roilli’s height.

And they shouted.

“”Sekai 3rd gen! Isekai-dol Realz! Fighting!!!”

Together with CEO Seo Hyun-woo, they shouted the name of the group they would debut with.

Yes. The workplace they found, which was worth keeping secret from Ara, was the 3rd generation of VTuber Sekai-dol from MT with corporate tax.

And so.

VT with only the Hero and MT with the Hero-less Hero’s party.

Those who were comrades in the otherworld.

The fact that they had become enemies on Earth would be realized later.