Chapter 28: [Ring Fitness] Exercise from today! Time to get moving, Kim Yuki?!!! [Yuki/Lunaverse] (1)

[Yuki has started streaming live!]

[【Ring-Fitness】From today, I’m a workout girl! Work out, Kim Yuki!!! #Luna:verse #Amano_Yuki]

[31,000 viewers watching]

“Yukigenyo!! It’s me, Kim Yuki, finally the proud owner of a Switch!!”

– Yukigenyo!

– So her surname’s Kim… noted…

– Yukigen~

– Yukigenyo

– Kim Yuki? Is it okay to dig into her real life…?

– Yukigenyo

– Stop with the red pills!

“Come on, just a last name isn’t red pill-worthy. You know how many Kims there are in Korea?”

It’s like the Korean equivalent of “Sato” or “Tanaka” in Japan.

Kind of like “Nguyen” in Vietnam or “Wang” in China.

Getting red-pilled this hard over that is absurd.

[BBC News donated 10,000 won!]
– BREAKING: VTuber Ms. Kim involved in obscene livestream… multiple Black men involved in group…

“BBC? We’ve confirmed the Yuki-dan’s tastes… For the record, I’m into East Asians, thanks.”

– lol wtf

– Big Black Cock.

– Silkie chicken, right?

– Big black rooster

– lmaooo

– East Asian taste? Uh oh…

– LOLOLOL

Honestly, Black men are kinda scary.

It’s already wild enough that a formerly-male body is getting pounded by dudes, but getting wrecked by some XXL BBC? A tiny, precious bishoujo like me would die from a ruptured colon.

So yeah, Korean guys are smaller and more manageable.

Well, not 6.9cm like some groups claim.

Average here is 13cm.

I was… around 2cm above average, actually.

…F*** this line of thought. Let’s just stream already.

“Anyway! I finally bought a Switch! Jealous, right?”

– show-off lol

– she’s actually bragging

– so cute

– bragging Yuki is adorable

“Hmph.”

I flashed a short doyagao (TL note: smug face 😏) at the viewers calling me cute and launched the game.

The Switch screen popped up on my computer monitor.

Originally I was going to play just on the device, but the screen was too small, so I hooked it up to my PC instead.

Now I could see the game clearly on a big monitor and use the Bluetooth-connected controller to play.

[Ring-Fitness]

[Press the ▷Ring◁ to Start!]

As soon as I launched the game, this message appeared.

Since the controller was attached to the ring accessory, I had to press the ring to begin.

“Hnnngh…!”

I gripped the ring and squished it from an ‘O’ shape into a zero.

As the “Press” meter filled up, a sound effect played and the game started.

“…This is already exhausting.”

– lololol

– how weak ARE you

– lmaooo

– total noob

– why is her arm strength so trash?

– lmao

– This isn’t the gorilla Yuki I remember!

“Hey. Who are you calling a gorilla?”

[Mathgaki donated 10,000 won!]
– Weak~♡ Can’t even press the ring~♡ Can you even open your front door?♡

“Of course I can. And stop putting hearts at the end of your sentences—it makes me wanna f*** you, you smug bastard.”

– ?

– lmfao

– did she just say she wants to f*** him??

– hahahaha

– 無7蓮… 無7蓮… (TL note: censor-coded form of a Japanese insult implying “lewd woman”)

“I mean, come on. Bratty girls are hot, right?”

– omg

– horny check

– I really hope she loses her ‘pure’ VTuber status

– lmaoo

– 無7蓮ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– LOL

You know, when the bratty little girl who always teases adults ends up submissive…

Yeah, sometimes the content gets too gory, but corrupting an S-type into an M is a classic genre.

[Enter your name]

[_ _ _ _ _] [Confirm]

“Oh, I guess I enter my name here.”

Using the joystick and buttons on the red controller attached to the ring, I typed it in.

[Enter your name]

[Kim Yuki _ _] [Confirm]

[Enter your physical info.]

[Age: _ _]

[Height: _ _ _ cm]

[Weight: _ _ kg]

[Workouts per week: 3 times]

After confirming my name, it prompted me for physical data like height and weight.

I made a slight face but started filling things out.

“Why are they asking for this? What is this, a phishing scam?”

– fr tho lol

– lmaooo

– info totally getting jacked!

– they need it for workouts, duh

– now they’ll harvest your organs

– calling it theft feels… excessive

Oh right—if I input my real age, that’d be a red pill moment.

Even without showing my face, revealing my age would ruin the whole bishoujo vibe.

I’m 26—not ancient, but I’d lose the loli angle for sure.

Could collapse my carefully crafted blue-pill image.

[Age: 17]

“Yuki-chan is forever 17 years old. That’s just ‘truth.’”

– lololol

– ‘truth’ she says

– hahahahaha

– lmao

[TteokbokAI donated 3,000 won!]
– Uh, you sure? Setting it to 17 bumps the difficulty way up

“Wait, really? Difficulty changes by age?”

There was a mechanic like that?

Well, then I had no choice.

Time to raise it a bit.

[Age: 22]

“There.”

– LMAO

– raised it instantly

– scared? lol

– honestly, 17 was too much for your stamina

– reverse charge, go!

With age set, I entered the rest of my info using the joystick.

[Height: 142 cm]

[Weight: 40 kg]

[Workouts per week: 0]

I intentionally inflated the weight a little.

Since I’d gained weight recently, it only made sense to reflect that.

– ?

– uh oh

– real-life stats leaked

– 42kg lmao

– 142cm? literal child…

– loli…

– she’s freakin tiny lmaoooo

– flat and short…

“Whoever just said my chest is flat, I’m remembering your name.”

Teasing me for my height is one thing, but mocking my chest?

I’ll remember that bastard until they’re in their coffin.

Mocking a lady’s chest is worse than assault, okay?

[Bocchi-chan BoingBoing donated 50,000 won!]
– Will you stream on Christmas by any chance?

A donation from a Yuki-dan arrived.

After a brief pause, I answered.

“Of course I will. I’m Yuki-chan, the internet tyrant. Not like I have friends to meet on Christmas or anything…”

– she… has no friends?

– she’s really doing it

– thank you, sensei

– she’s a total hikikomori

– LOL

Friendless, parentless elite outcast—Kim Seo-eun.

For someone like me, streaming on Christmas is no big deal.

“…?”

Wait.

Now I’m sad.

Just imagining myself alone on Christmas streaming to strangers…

While everyone else is out on dates or getting down and dirty at home.

I’ll be alone in my one-room apartment, chatting with Yuki-dan…

…Let’s stop being sad and just play the damn game.

[Let’s start the tutorial!]

[Try running in place like the picture!]

The screen showed the first tutorial video.

The task was raising my knees to 90 degrees while running in place.

Tap, tap, tap.

[10… 9… 8…]

I lifted my knees as instructed.

With every lift of my right leg, the blue controller attached to my thigh shook.

Apparently it functioned like a pedometer, counting down with each step.

[Nice job!]

[Now try pressing the ring like the picture!]

After 10 reps, it was time for arm exercises.

Again, I squished the ring from an ‘O’ to a ‘0’ just like in the beginning.

[10!]

[9!]

[8!]

“My arms are getting sore already…”

– lmao

– weak af

– this is just the tutorial?!

– hahaha

– loser~

[KimQuailEgg donated 5,000 won!]
– Come on, just one more, champ!

A Yuki-dan cheered me on like a gym trainer.

I ignored the donation (I was too tired to respond anyway) and kept exercising.

[3!]

“Ugh…!”

[2!]

“Nnngh…!”

[1!]

“KYAAAAAAAH!!!!”

I screamed and mustered all my strength to press the ring one last time.

As the counter hit zero, a bright male voice chimed in through the speaker.

[Nice job!]

[Now try pulling the ring like the picture!]

“WHAT?! Now we’re pulling?!”

– LOL

– Yuki in pain

– was it always this hard tho?

– for real tho

– lmaooo

Despite my whining, I obediently followed the tutorial.

Sit-ups, leg raises, squats—you name it.

It was just a tutorial, but I was already exhausted.

[Nice job!]

[Now let’s play Stage 1 while running!]

“F*** YOU! At least give me a 5-minute break!!!”

– lmfao

– she’s losing it

– HAHAHA

– did someone threaten her into working out?

– seriously lol

“AAAAAAHHH!!”

Driven mad by the teasing Yuki-dan chat, I finally screamed.

Even so, I kept moving my legs as the guy told me to.

“Haaah… nghh… haaah…”

My breathing got ragged.

If it weren’t for the fitness game visuals, the moaning would definitely be misinterpreted.

– oh my…

– heeeung~

– …?!♡

– those breathing sounds omg

– oof that’s spicy

– Tasukaruuu (TL note: Japanese meme slang for “thank you for the fanservice”)

– the sounds are too lewd!

[GalpingJiping donated 50,000 won!]
– That moaning was tasukaru

“Haah… If it helped you, nghh… I’m glad… haah…”

Honestly, forget being sexy—I’m just dying here.

I want to chug water and flop onto the bed.

My brain’s spinning from the oxygen overload.

As I ran through the map, still dragging my legs, I spotted something up ahead.

A little mushroom-looking thing was running toward me.

[Now let’s learn about ‘battle’!]

[See that enemy over there?]

[Use different exercises to defeat it!]

“What the f***?!”

Defeat it with exercise?

What is this, Yu-Gi-Oh! but with workouts?

Are you saying everything is solved through fitness?

[Mushroom Lv.2]

[■■■■■ 100%]

[Cardio] [Upper Body] [Lower Body] [Core]

The battle UI popped up.

No ‘Items.’ No ‘Run.’ Only workout-based options.

“GRAAAAAHHHH…”

– lololol

– Yuki crying

– hahaha

– where does this gremlin live?

– gremlin status confirmed

– LOL

That was the moment my face crumpled in utter despair.