Chapter 27 : I don’t leave any leftovers. It’s taxes paid by my parents. Don’t you feel sorry to the people?

 

Around 6 PM, while the broadcast was going smoothly, the door burst open.

“Unnie, eat this while you do it.”

“Huh?”

So-eun brought in a ginseng chicken soup. Was it because it’s summer and she brought health food?

It’s touching that she’s taking care of me. No one has ever cared about me eating before.

“But I’m in the middle of a broadcast right now, as you can see.”

The game had just ended in a smooth victory, but it would be a bit awkward to turn it off and on again, right? It was even more so because the broadcast time was reduced to only 8 hours.

So I think it would be better to eat after the broadcast.

“You can do a mukbang. You have a cam.”

So-eun made a ridiculous suggestion. A faceless streamer doing a mukbang? What a terrible hybrid.

Isn’t mukbang a content where you enjoy the appearance of eating and the changing facial expressions?

“No, who watches a mukbang without showing their face? The mouth isn’t even visible.”

“Would it really be so bad if the mouth isn’t visible? Just ask the viewers.”

Economics101: If it’s the same setup as now, it’s fine ᄏᄏ

-Popcornist: A lot of people do half-cam mukbangs

“No, people watch mukbangs where they can’t see the mouth or the expression? Why?”

Pandaria: Teacher has other competitive advantages ᄏᄏ

-SquidTakoYaki: ᄅᄋ ᄏᄏ

JungleIsHell: (Doing a half-cam) People watch half-cams??? Why???

So it doesn’t matter as long as the boobs are visible. These guys really have their brains in their d*cks.

Boobs and d*cks? Isn’t this a bit of a poetic rhyme? Using the similarity of pronunciation. It’s just nonsense.

“No, I’m a gaming streamer. I can understand a half-cam radio, but a mukbang is a bit much, isn’t it?”

LastLightOfNationRuffian: Are you dissing others in the same industry?

hippopo: Then show your face ᄏᄏ

AdBlockAmbassadorKimJeongYeol: Reveal your face???

-AppleCream: Strongly agree, I agree

“Don’t ask me to reveal my face. Don’t cross the line. The chat in my room is pretty relaxed, right? But don’t mistake that for meaning you can cross the line. Don’t force things, don’t cause trouble, don’t whine about things I said I wouldn’t do. Stay within the line.”

Sometimes it’s necessary to remind them of the broadcast rules like this.

The atmosphere of the room is originally led by the streamer.

If you tolerate everything that crosses the line, the broadcast will become a mess.

StoleAPamphletFromMuseumRuffian: Get down!!!!

-KimHash: The sword dance is coming!!!

“Yeah, you, the one who stole a pamphlet from the museum. I’ll give you one last chance to change your nickname. If I see it again, I’ll ban you.”

-Yang’s11: Why would you steal a pamphlet from a museum?

-ChickenIsChicken: They just give them out for free, why steal them ᄏᄏᄏᄏ

“Anyway, so it’s okay to do a mukbang like this? Even if my mouth isn’t visible?”

Economics101: Honestly, even just the atmosphere makes it feel like we’re eating together, so half-cam mukbang is good;

-Pandaria: As long as ‘that’ is visible ᄏᄏᄏ

-AdBlockAmbassadorKimJeongYeol: ‘That’? Why can’t you say boobs when you mean boobs!

JungleIsHell: The Hong Gildong of modern times ᄃᄃ

These days, it’s trendy to elegantly refer to women’s breasts as baby milk jugs, rice cookers, or Cuckoo, but in my broadcasts, I just called them boobs, and the viewers seemed to follow along.

“You guys shouldn’t chat in other female streamers’ broadcasts like you do in mine. I won’t take responsibility if someone sues you for cyber obscenity.”

Well, it’s not my life, they’ll take care of themselves. After saying that much, I started the samgyetang mukbang.

“Did you make this yourself? It looks really delicious.”

The samgyetang in a bowl on a tray, next to it a small dish of white salt.

It looks very appetizing. It’s good enough to be sold in a restaurant. Does So-eun have such great cooking skills?

hippopo: A good wife and wise mother ᄃᄃᄃ

-Economics101: A pretty noona who cooks well ᄃᄃᄃᄃ

“No, of course not. I just reheated it to make it hot and put it in a pretty bowl. Of course, I bought it already made.”

It wasn’t just good enough to be sold, it was actually a store-bought product.

It’s a bit disappointing that it’s not homemade, but I was grateful that she went out of her way to get me food on such a hot day.

“Anyway, thank you. I’ll enjoy it.”

I wiped my hands with a wet wipe, tore off a chicken leg, dipped it in salt, and ate it. The chewy texture without any gamey smell, the salty and savory taste.

It was truly delicious.

“Mmm. Delicious.”

Eating hot samgyetang in a cool, air-conditioned room on a hot summer day. Is this what paradise is like?

-ChickenIsChicken: I can’t resist, I ordered chicken

-AdBlockAmbassadorKimJeongYeol: Is this viral marketing?

-KimHash: Ah ᄏᄏ I should eat with Ruffian too ᄏᄏ

-luse431: Hey Ruffian, just watching you eat makes me full

As I was sucking on the large bone left after eating all the meat, a question donation suddenly came in.

[HungrySkipjackTuna donated a whopping 5,000 won!]

-Teacher, did you eat all the way to the soft bone? Is that tasty?

“No, I don’t really like it either.”

When I was young, if I left any part of the chicken that seemed even slightly edible, like the parts that looked like innards or the soft bones, that person would scold me ভীষণভাবে.

Because of those memories, I had a habit of not leaving such things.

Especially if there were rice grains stuck to the rice bowl, they would go on a rampage even after leaving the table, so even now I have a habit of scraping the rice bowl clean with a spoon.

The fact that I came to regard eating as a pain and didn’t eat properly was probably a reaction to that. It’s not a memory I want to recall.

But wouldn’t talking about such a depressing story on broadcast ruin the atmosphere? I don’t want to film another human documentary.

For that reason, I vaguely answered.

“It just happened that way. Yes.”

-CandiedTangerine: How can you just happen to eat it ᄏᄏᄏᄏᄏ

-YoonJungHo: This person is very strange ᄃᄃᄃ

-NaDaeng: It’s the first time I’ve seen someone eat that ᄅᄋ ᄏᄏ

-ChickenIsChicken: How can you pick a fight over something as delicious as soft bones?

-KimHash: Why are you eating that when you should throw it away????? Ugh

-LaraNing: Honestly, anyone who doesn’t eat soft bones is a taste noob

Suddenly, the chat started fighting over whether to eat soft bones or not.

But compared to the evenly matched battle between dipping and pouring sauce, those who eat soft bones seemed to be far fewer than those who don’t.

Honestly, it’s a subtle taste, so I probably wouldn’t eat it if it weren’t for that trauma.

‘Even if I don’t want to remember, my body remembers my past.’

Even though my body has changed, this habit remains. I felt sentimental about that, but I just watched the chat’s soft bone battle while eating.

After eating one chicken leg, a bit of the breast, and about half of the glutinous rice inside the chicken,

“Ah, I’m full. I’ll go wash my hands.”

Feeling full, I moved the samgyetang to the corner of the desk and got up to go wash my hands.

-SquidTakoYaki: What, she’s stopping after eating just that?

-Yang’s11: Her appetite is so small

-MorningRiceCakes: That’s why she’s a FiddleSticks ᅲᅲ

But So-eun blocked me with her body as if she was blocking an opponent in basketball when I tried to go to the bathroom. What was So-eun trying to do?

“Where are you going, unnie? You’re going to stop after eating just that?”

“Yes, I’m full.”

“No. Eat more.”

So-eun seemed to want me to eat more.

“I’m not going to leave it like that. I’ll reheat it later and eat more.”

“No. Eat more now.”

Why is she so determined? Is she a sweet pumpkin or something?

“No, I’m really full.”

“You’re used to not eating enough. You need to stretch your stomach little by little. If you eat like that, you’ll really collapse from anemia.”

“I’m living just fine like this.”

“Living just fine, my *ss. You can’t even walk fast properly.”

I have no excuse for my trash-tier stamina and strength, which is around the level of a pill bug. But being full is being full.

“I’m really full. I can’t eat any more.”

“On such a hot day, I went through all the trouble of going far away to buy this samgyetang for you to eat, and you’re going to stop after eating just this much?”

So-eun got serious and even brought up my conscience.

“Okay, okay. I’ll eat a little more.”

Unable to go to the bathroom, I returned to the monitor, and the viewers were having a great time with this situation.

-JungleIsHell: Isn’t this really raising her to eat her later ᄃᄃᄃᄃᄃ

-NaDaeng: Eat her? Heueung….

-Economics101: Casill noona is a mommy….. baby noises Mommy….! Take care of me too!

-GangdongRomanticist: Forcibly feeding her to get rid of the Fiddle body, good job Casill!

-pikapikapika: Isn’t this food torture? Ugh! The army…..? My head! The trauma!

-RuffianAddictedToDurahan: I won’t leave any leftovers. It’s the taxes my parents paid. Aren’t you sorry to the citizens?

-HawaiianPizzaLover: Did you come to the army against your will? Were you dragged into the army?

-LaraNing: Yes, I really came against my will

-HighTadpole: ᄅᄋ ᄏᄏ

I ate another wing, some more breast meat, and more glutinous rice, but I really couldn’t eat any more, so I started to subtly check So-eun’s mood.

“Hey, Casill. I’m really full…”

“Hmm, after just half a chicken?”

“I might really throw up if I eat more. Please let me off just this once.”

“Really? Then shall we stop here for today?”

Seeing that she was giving permission, I sincerely thanked her.

“Thank you…………, thank you…….. I’ll live diligently…………”

Then a thought suddenly occurred to me. Does So-eun really think of me as her pet dog?

‘It’s not bad that she’s taking care of me.’

I can’t really say anything to the landlord since I’m living here.

Yeah, let’s think of it positively, she’s taking care of me to make me a little healthier.

At that time, I was thinking naively, not knowing the terrible disaster that was about to befall me.