Chapter 254: Act Up and I’ll Make You Spill Jelly [R-18]
by MeherAs if “Onahole Collector” wasn’t dizzying enough…
Now I’m an “Onahole Conqueror”?
“Kim Sang-hyeok! Congratulations! What did you learn?!”
“Sang-hyeok. Congrats on your second awakening…”
Second Awakening.
It seemed that’s what this phenomenon was called.
I was happy that everyone was celebrating as if it were their own achievement, but…
“Not everyone’s growth curve is a staircase. Sometimes, you just grow with a bang. A prime example of that is…”
“A second awakening…”
I couldn’t bring myself to be genuinely happy.
I had just gotten used to how things were here, and now I get another vulgar skill…
It wasn’t that I hated it, but knowing the level of vulgarity the eroge goddess operated on, I couldn’t help but fear what kind of bizarre scenarios I’d be forced into.
Yuuna and Hena’s faces fell as they studied my expression.
“…Is the skill bad?”
“No. Let me just read it for a second.”
…I’ve made the mood a little weird.
Still, this was undoubtedly a good thing.
How long had it been since I acquired a new talent skill after `Concealing Onahole`, the invisible onahole?
Two weeks? Three? It hadn’t been as long as I thought.
Anyway…
Shall I take a closer look?
『Onahole Domain』
A divine power that spreads the domain of an onahole, enforcing a specific rule. Within the domain, you can force this rule upon opponents of a lower class than yourself.
【Rule 1】 All heroines identified as mating targets are designated as 『Onaholes』 and cannot dare to defy the cock of the domain’s sole male, 『Kim Sang-hyeok』.
【Rule 2】 Unacquired
『Onahole Warming』
An essential process that must accompany the use of an onahole. It warms up the onahole. Puts any woman into a state of zero resistance, making her prefer superconductive pussy sex.
…A divine power?
But I’ve never become some kind of God of Onaholes.
Could this be the training process to become the God of Onaholes?
Surely not…?
What’s more, the very first rule was incredibly vulgar from the get-go.
How did I end up learning something like this?
If you compared me to a lord or a king, do you think any citizen would live under a king who declared such a ridiculous rule?
…
“Master’s Onahole Utopia has finally opened♡”
“I shall conduct my research on onahole aesthetics here.”
…Why now, of all times, am I thinking of Kushina and Si-eun, who are sleeping in my inventory?
…An Onahole Utopia where onaholes can live…
Ugh, my brain…!!
Kim Sang-hyeok
Lv. 100 (Essol Academy D-Rank)
Market Value: 676,345 Coin
Strength: 234 (Codex Bonus +58)
Agility: 212 (Codex Bonus +58)
Stamina: 151 (Codex Bonus +85)
Technique: 215 (Codex Bonus +100)
(Hidden) Mana: 10 (Codex Bonus +6)
(Hidden) Charm: 999
(Hidden) P*s: 25
Why did I awaken such an ability?
What did I do today?
…There was only one acquisition condition I could think of.
【Reach Level 100 while possessing the Onahole Collector talent.】
Was this the result of reaching the peak that the protagonist of `OnaAka` could only attain after tenacious training?
“How is it?”
Within the space where time had stopped…
En popped her head out.
“Do you like it, Sang-hyeok?”
“I suddenly feel like I’ve reached an ending branch.”
“Well, I told you, didn’t I? I got rid of the clear difficulty for OnaAka a long time ago.”
“Right, you did…”
And I was one step away from drawing a cheat item myself.
To be honest, living a life where you just gather pretty girls and get worshipped by them is too childish.
Isn’t that something only possible in the world of a vulgar eroge?
But this is that eroge world, isn’t it?
…
“Because I am very, very much looking forward to your utterly vulgar journey to becoming the God of Onaholes♡”
En smiled cutely.
Her tastes were a little twisted, but En wanted me to happily enjoy the things she liked.
If her preferences were something I truly couldn’t accept, it would have been really tough on me mentally.
“I realized something recently.”
“Yes?”
“I think my preference is for ‘hard pure love’.”
“Hard… pure love… what’s that?”
“I just made it up.”
En tilted her head.
“Hardcore pure love? It’s pure love, but it’s hardcore?”
“It’s pure love, but I enjoy seeing the heroines I love getting fucked by my giant cock, making ahegao faces and drooling.”
“Wow. You’re a pervert…”
“Who’s calling who a pervert?”
“I also love it when a pretty heroine climaxes like she’s dying, going ‘O-gok, o-gok’ with an ahegao face. I don’t know who your cock is aiming for, Sang-hyeok, but this is interesting!”
“…”
I stared intently at En.
“Sang-hyeok?”
“Yeah, you’re right.”
“‘O-gok, o-gok’ at the end of pure love! That sounds good, too.”
“You used to hate the idea of pure love, but now you’re willing to give this a try?”
“Yes!! Actually, I’ve seen that kind of thing so much that I’ve started to like it too. When you complete your ‘O-gok Pure Love,’ you’ll show me too, right?”
Of course.
“Who else would I show it to but you?”
“…? You’re being very mysterious today. Anyway! To become the vulgar God of Onaholes, you first have to become the King of Onaholes!”
“The King of all Onaholes… My, my…”
If I became something like that…
I feel like I’d be doing a disservice to every eroge that uses the `onahole` theme.
“For the sake of my pure love, I’ll play along with your vulgar tastes for now.”
En’s eyes sparkled!!
“Then!! I’ll let you learn the power `Onaholoid` too, so you can turn all your male friends into pussies and make them go ‘ahe-o-gok’ on your cock!”
“Aargh, fuck! No!”
I forcefully pushed away En, who was rushing at me with the shining power in her hand.
Why is this little thing so aggressive?!
“Heehee, please accept it!”
“I won’t do it, dammit!! I’d rather die than do that! What’s the point if they only look pretty on the outside? If the base material is a guy, the moment I stick it in, I’m certified gay!”
“Come on! If you look carefully around the academy, there are even femboy characters, you know?”
“The moment you send that character anywhere near me, we’re through. Got it?!”
“Hwaah!!?”
Declaration: No femboys, no TS!
En’s face fell, the `Onaholoid` power still in her hand.
“I was a fool for thinking you’d become a little more like an eroge protagonist!”
“I have my own likes and dislikes! You’re just going to keep pushing your eroge development ambitions, aren’t you?”
“Hmph… Okay.”
En pouted, her lips sticking out.
Even if you’re sulking, no means no.
“…I already said I’d go as far as becoming the God of Onaholes.”
It was a line I’d said naturally, going with the flow, but Hena and Yuuna stared at me in shock.
Gasp!!
Time has unfrozen!? Where did that damn goddess go!?
“…Ah, um…”
Yuuna looked at me with pitiful eyes.
“I-I see… The God of Onaholes… Whatever path you take, I’ll support you…!!”
“No! Wait. That’s not what I meant…”
“Sang-hyeok getting all high from his second awakening… is cute…”
“I’m not high!”
No, if I raise my voice like this, it really does seem like I’m high.
In my girlfriends’ eyes, it must have looked like their boyfriend glanced at a new skill and then declared he would become the God of Onaholes.
I felt my face flush hotly.
“We got used to ‘Onahole Man’ and the ‘Onahole Squad,’ so I’m sure ‘God of Onaholes’ will sound cool eventually. Yep.”
“It was a slip of the tongue!”
“High Sang-hyeok… is cool…”
“If you keep teasing me, Hena, I’ll turn you into an onahole first!”
The moment I said that in a deliberately cheerful voice to hide my embarrassment, I grabbed her breast.
“Ngh.”
Hena, exuding a powerful sex appeal, looked at me with eyes that seemed to say, “Please make me an onahole, Master.”
Twitch.
My dick reacted.
“…Are you… going to make her… an onahole…?”
“N-No…”
Even Yuuna’s cheeks turned red.
My first girlfriend’s sex appeal is insane… The atmosphere instantly became like an eroge…
“W-Weren’t we not usually like this?”
“It’s because Hena took the talk about making her an onahole seriously…”
“Sorry… I thought you were serious…”
So if I declared it seriously, you’d just accept it…?
“We’re about pure love. Just a little on the hard side. But…”
Looking at my new skill, I had a premonition of an irresistible current.
“I don’t know if that will hold up if I become the god of such things.”
“I’ll get angry if you treat me like an onahole,” Yuuna said confidently.
“…Yuuna. Turn around and stick your ass out.”
“Don’t joke around.”
“Do I look like I’m joking?”
“…”
Yuuna looked into my eyes, flinched… then turned around and pulled down her panties…
“You said you’d get angry!!”
“Ah, ngh… But…”
Yuuna, dressed again, trembled in my arms with a disarmed expression.
“You… you ordered me with a gaze that makes my womb throb…”
“…”
What the hell is a womb-throbbing gaze?
“I think I know what she means.”
Even Hena was agreeing.
This game was, after all, `OnaAka`. Treating pretty heroines like onaholes was the default. And as much as the lewdness made my head spin, I was, at some point, starting to enjoy it.
…
“Enough talk about onaholes. Let’s move.”
“Okay. If you want to make me your onahole, just say the word… Sang-hyeok!”
“My body temperature’s gone up… and we haven’t even fought yet…”
I forced myself to ignore my girlfriends’ suggestive lines and moved on.
I’d gone from Onahole Collector to Onahole Conqueror, but neither `Onahole Domain` nor `Onahole Warming` was very helpful against magical beasts. What helps when catching magical beasts are heavy lead bullets, and…
“Hah!”
…my girlfriends who fight alongside me.
Like a home shopping building left behind after a zombie apocalypse, Yuuna quickly cleared the first floor of the commercial building swarming with Minions of the Galaxy.
I said I’d do it, but that girl…
Is that the new Landscape Painting Slash? It’s strong…
Yuuna twirled her Ebony Blade, caught it lightly, and instantly sliced through the mutated humans.
“We have to hurry if we’re going to save people.”
As she said that, Yuuna winked.
“I’ll take the second floor…”
“Wait.”
I stopped Hena.
“If we destroy the whole building, there might be merchants who suffer damages. Let’s leave it to Yuuna.”
“Ah, okay!”
“Protect me in the meantime.”
“Okay!”
I also secretly touched Hena’s breasts.
“Let me touch your breasts, too.”
“Ehehe, okay…♡”
The black-haired, huge-breasted academy student Hena has become my breast pet!
While I was fiddling with them, the inside of the building was almost cleared, and we went back down to the first floor.
“This is a Forbidden Zone anyway, so most of these are empty, abandoned buildings. It’s fine to just destroy them.”
“Really?”
Right. It was a Forbidden Zone before it became a Danger Zone.
I almost forgot what we came here to do.
“Let’s check the basement too, Sang-hyeok.”
“The basement?”
What else could be there besides a parking garage?
Come to think of it, a place like that would be perfect for hiding.
There were signs of a siege here. Traces of a fight where vehicles had been moved like barricades and piled up on one side.
The person who moved the vehicles was probably someone in the industry who’d invested a lot in their Strength stat, right?
It also looked like miners, not minions, had come in and fought here directly.
Amidst the parking garage being torn to shreds by a mining beam…
“Someone’s here.”
`Insight – Red`.
My red eyes found something that was thoroughly hidden.
Hearing my words, Yuuna and Hena immediately took a defensive stance. They were my team members, now as reliable as a special forces unit.
So I spoke with confidence.
“Come out now, or I’ll attack.”
Still not coming out?
“Three, two…”
As I started the countdown, a group that had been camouflaged by a black curtain in the corner appeared.
But…
They’re kids…?
“Who are you?”
They stood with their backs to a collapsed woman in the center, wary of us.
“Stay away from our teacher!”
Teacher?
The one lying there bleeding was a blonde-haired nun.
Her complexion was deathly pale.
“Who the hell are you guys? Didn’t you hear the evacuation order? Did you forget the number for 911 and decide to hang out here?”
“…I told you not to come closer!!”
“Sang-hyeok!”
Whoa!!
A girl who looked to be about eight years old shot flames at me.
Yuuna immediately stepped forward and blocked it with her Ebony Blade, but it was quite hot…
For a kid, her firepower was no joke.
“Stay away! We don’t need your help!”
These kids… what’s with them?
Their hostility was off the charts.
Tinkle, tinkle.
Just then, a strange bell sound rang out in the gloomy underground parking garage.
“Are you here, everyone?”
Now what?
A priest was standing at the entrance to the underground parking garage.
I knew at once that he was connected to the nun. He was a man in his mid-fifties, neatly dressed in a navy-blue priest’s cassock.
His graying white hair was slicked back neatly, and though his age was apparent from the wrinkles on his face, he was well over 180cm tall and had a very sturdy build.
Why was a priest wandering around here alone?
The situation was strange…
“Oh, and who might you be? Are you perhaps Hunters?”
“That’s right.”
“In that case, have you seen a blonde nun and some children?”
“Father, why are you looking for them?”
After a brief pause, the priest spoke.
“The orphanage was attacked by monsters, and everyone was scattered. I’ve come to help find the nuns and the children.”
“…”
The orphanage was attacked?
Does that mean there was an orphanage in the Forbidden Zone?
“As you know, those children were abandoned, cursed by their talents.”
I don’t know that. That kind of world-building explanation…
Anyway, does that mean there’s something wrong with them?
“Their dispositions are so fierce and dangerous that even our nuns had trouble controlling them. I’m very worried. I wonder what’s become of them…”
“I understand what you’re saying, Father, but…”
“Are they perhaps over there?”
Flinch.
I could see the children’s faces turn pale.
The priest shook the bell in his hand, making it ring.
Tinkle, tinkle.
“Everyone. It’s time to go home.”
“…”
Tinkle, tinkle.
“We even have snacks ready. You remember the snack bell, don’t you?”
I stood my ground, not moving an inch.
“Hunter-nim? You can leave this to me.”
“Strange.”
“What is?”
“That the spunky kids who shot fire at me can’t say a word now that they see you.”
“Hmmmm… Well now…”
“Hey kids, want some help?”
At my words, the children shouted.
“H-Help us!! Mister!”
“Sir!! Save us! He’s a bad person!”
“That’s what they say, you bad priest.”
The priest grinned crookedly.
“Hunters are generally stupid, always choosing the path that shortens their own lifespan.”
“I think you’re the one who chose wrong this time.”
[【Quest: Get the King-Boobed Blonde Nun’s Drugged Pussy】♡]
[The Eroge Goddess likes this quest!]
En!!!
For fuck’s sake!
The atmosphere collapsed just like my sense of disbelief.
I was just posing like a hero of justice! Now it looks like I’m only moving because the pure pussy of a young, pretty blonde nun is the reward…!!
[En says she likes the righteous Onahole Man who steps up at times like this!]
You want me to put on a show?
Ah, whatever. Fuck it!
“You dare touch my onahole candidate? You wanna spill some jelly?”
[Goddess’s Approval +8♡]
[Goddess’s Approval +18♡]
Look at her, adding hearts and everything just because I played along.
Do you enjoy turning people into a vulgar Onahole Man that much!?
You’d better give me a good item later!
“…A hero?”
The priest’s smiling face twisted hideously along its countless wrinkles.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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