Chapter 247: The Reason You Must Watch the Weather Forecaster’s Surprise Breast Forecast (2) [R-18]
by Meher*
“More people are coming back injured. Let’s be careful from here on out.”
Just as Yuuna said, we started running into a lot of hunters who had failed their quests as soon as we left the base camp.
Kibelle, a first-year junior, was among them.
She approached us, supporting a male hunter who looked vaguely familiar.
“Seonbaenim…!”
“Where’s Hilaria?”
“We got separated for a moment. I was busy bringing him back…”
A lung injury? It looked serious.
“I’ll go find her. You rest at the base camp.”
“Thank you!”
Kibelle then said, as if she’d just remembered something.
“Don’t look into its eyes. It has the power to steal your consciousness.”
“Got it.”
The Onahole Squad entered the danger zone of Seoul, which had now reached Depth Level 2.
We soon encountered the new type of creature that had thwarted so many hunters.
[『Galactic Soldier』]
[S-Rank Magical Beast]
[A low-ranking soldier led by the 【Cosmic Retainer】 Queen. Its body is harder than a Miner’s, it possesses more mana, and its form is better suited for combat.]
A giant praying mantis?
Its skin texture wasn’t like an insect’s, which made it even creepier. It definitely looked fiercer than a Miner.
Yuuna, who had been crouching and observing, was the first to move.
I used Insight to give hand signals as I moved forward, getting as close as I could to the edge of the enemy’s detection range.
‘Let’s take it out with a surprise attack.’
We exchanged that thought with just a look.
Hena gathered her mana, preparing to slam a powerful magic attack into its back.
One, two…
Now!
The moment Hena’s magic shot out, I rushed in and landed a punch.
“Personality Excretion Smash!”
“Kieeeeeeeek!!”
Sploosh-sploosh-sploosh-sploosh-sploosh!!!
The creature collapsed, spectacularly spewing out jelly.
Surprise attack: success.
“I was worried because it’s an insect-type, but it had jelly.”
Since it resembled an insect, especially a mantis, I’d figured it was a fifty-fifty chance whether it would have Personality Jelly or not…
“I-I did a good job stripping its mana barrier!”
“You did great, Hena.”
Twitch, twitch.
Seeing the monster’s empty shell after it spewed out its jelly, I realized my worries were for nothing.
I created a Galactic Onahole, worth 800,000 Coins each.
The Coin-to-dollar exchange rate is about one-to-one, so I basically just made almost a billion won.
“「Become an Onahole.」”
This is all money!
[Activating 「Insight – Red」.]
“Yuuna! There’s one more behind you.”
Yuuna drew her sword.
Activating 「Onahole Enhancement」!
Buffed and powered up, Yuuna clashed directly with the Galactic Soldier.
“Ugh! It’s tough!”
Sparks flew as the mantis’s forelimbs met her Ebony Blade.
After a fierce exchange, Yuuna managed to slice off one of the mantis’s legs.
I laid down covering fire with my pistol before switching to the Benelli and firing a Personality Excretion slug.
BOOM!!
“Kieeeeeek!”
Sploosh-sploosh-sploosh-sploosh!!
“「Become an Onahole.」”
“Become an onahole~!” Hena chanted cutely, raising her arms.
“This new type doesn’t seem all that different.”
“That’s because we’ve gotten stronger!”
“You think so?”
“Yeah! This buff is amazing!”
I gave Yuuna another buff and we continued forward, turning a few more monsters into onaholes.
We entered a state of hyper-focus, concentrating on making money and leveling up.
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
『Kim Sang-hyeok』
Lv. 99 (Essol Academy D-Rank)
Market Value: 596,320 Coin
Strength: 『234』 (Codex Bonus +58)
Agility: 『212』 (Codex Bonus +58)
Stamina: 『151』 (Codex Bonus +85)
Dexterity: 『215』 (Codex Bonus +100)
(Hidden) Mana: 『10』 (Codex Bonus +6)
(Hidden) Charm: 『999』
(Hidden) ??『0』
The EXP gains are great today.
“Ah! Sang-hyeok! A Magical Beast Steel dropped!!”
Yuuna cheered, holding the material up high.
[Galactic Magical Beast Steel]
[S+ Grade]
[A rare crystallization of mana held by a 【Cosmic Retainer】 Galactic Soldier. Can be used to strengthen various pieces of equipment through reforging.]
“What should we use it on?! Should we sell it?”
“Wouldn’t it be good to use it to make Hena’s masterpiece?”
“Ah! That’s a great idea!”
Hena flinched.
“Is it okay to use something so good on my masterpiece?”
“It’s important for all of us to get stronger! We’re a team.”
“And right now, Hena gives us the best return on investment.”
I already had the super-premium Magical Beast Steel, 『Panorama of Time’s Passage』, that En had given me, and Yuuna’s Yukihime and Ebony Blade were already in peak condition.
So, we concluded it was best to use it on Hena’s thunderwood staff.
“I’ll gather a few more for you, Hena.”
Hena smiled brightly.
“Okay!”
The sun was setting and the streets were growing darker, but it didn’t matter.
Not only could I pinpoint the Galactic Soldiers’ locations with Insight, but I could also see which direction they were facing…
And which path to take to get as close as possible without being detected.
I could see it. I could see it all very clearly.
‘I think I’m starting to get it now. So this is why it’s a mythical-grade skill…’
At first, I could only keep it active for a few seconds.
It wasn’t that I hadn’t considered using it constantly, but the strain on my eyes was immense.
But after seeing Quintia use it all the time, I changed my mind.
If something’s good, you should make a habit of using it.
Using it 24/7 was still impossible, but my eyes could now process far more information than before.
That was the reason our squad could always secure an advantageous position and avoid being ambushed.
“Spotted one.”
“I’ll strip it.”
Hena scattered a [Void: Buckshot] to strip the soldier’s defensive barrier.
Then, Yuuna used her Ebony Blade to slice off all the mantis’s forelimbs and send it my way.
“Sang-hyeok! Sent it over!”
“「Personality Excretion」!!”
Hnngh! Eat this fucking thick lead slug in your torso!!
BOOM!!
“Kiooook!”
Sploosh-sploosh-sploosh-sploosh!!
We took down every creature we met with a one-shot excretion, saving a lot of hunters in the process.
“Thank you! I thought I was going to die!”
“The base camp is straight back that way.”
“I’ll come find you later to repay you!!”
We rescued hunters and heroes who had been hunting alone and gotten isolated.
It was just a side effect of clearing out the magical beasts, but it felt good.
Good enough to make me forget my fatigue.
Hena was also keeping up to an incredible degree.
Her mana pool had grown to be just as massive as her tits, but her spells had gotten heavier in proportion, so it was her pure endurance that allowed her to last through the long expedition.
‘Where’s Hilaria? She should have shown up by now.’
It didn’t make sense for her to have gone any deeper than this.
Just as I had that thought, a line of broadcast vans came into view.
The weather service?
“Looks like they’re broadcasting live here,” Yuuna said, pointing at the vehicles.
Hmm.
Should we go help? I wondered if they even needed our help.
We naturally drifted toward the broadcast vans.
“Ah? Husband!?”
“Hilaria!”
Looking at the ground, I saw she’d already taken care of four of them.
I flinched when I saw the weather forecaster, Im So-hyun, standing next to Hilaria, her underwear showing.
Why is her underwear showing!?
Is this that kind of broadcast?
Im So-hyun quickly turned her body, trying to cover her large breasts, which her arms couldn’t fully hide.
‘…Her tits were fucking incredible…’
Did the two of them handle all this?
That’s Hilaria for you. I knew she could do it!
“Hilaria. Are you okay?”
Actions speak louder than words!
The forecaster Im So-hyun wasn’t the only one with amazing tits. Hilaria, who you could call the poster child for amazing jugs, threw herself into my arms.
She pressed her body, hot from battle, and her soft tits against me.
I kissed her immediately.
As our tongues mingled, I squeezed her soft, plump ass with my hands.
Hilaria let me feel her entire body, her heart pounding from the post-battle rush.
“How is it…?” she asked, clinging to me.
“…Am I alive?”
“Vividly.”
Squeeze, squeeze.
I buried my face in Hilaria’s king-sized tits.
“Hehe.”
She smelled good, and she was so soft…
“What’s up, Husband? Were you looking for me?”
“…Kibelle was worried… huup…”
“Thanks to that weather forecaster over there, I’m not hurt at all.”
My eyes met with So-hyun, who had changed her clothes inside the van and come back out.
I gave her a slight bow as a sign of thanks.
“…”
Sohyun ignored me with a slight huff and walked away.
Was she embarrassed that I saw her underwear?
“The gravity wave depth within the current danger zone is steadily increasing, and we are also seeing signs of new entities appearing.”
She came out in a light outfit, brought the microphone close to the huge tits she’d been flaunting just moments before, and spoke crisply in an announcer-like tone. I thought to myself:
‘The ratings for this must be insane…’
The weather service in this world is doing pretty well for itself.
“I apologize for the brief period of poor screen quality due to my inexperience.”
Im So-hyun’s cheeks flushed slightly.
“…However, you can rest assured that capable heroes and hunters are collaborating on-site to suppress the magical beasts. This has been Im So-hyun, reporting.”
“Good work.”
“We’ve got enough footage for today, let’s head back.”
The staff began packing up the lights and camera equipment, ready to clock out.
Meanwhile, the forecaster Im So-hyun approached us.
“Onahole Man. You’re more skilled than I thought.”
It felt like she was grudgingly admitting it.
“Well, I’m doing okay for now.”
No need to tell her things like, 『I powered up by selling onaholes to a demon merchant.』
The secret to a protagonist’s power-up should be kept in his heart; all he has to do is enjoy it.
Onahole Academy really was like my personal playground.
“I’m sorry for underestimating you. You all are clearly skilled. Unlike those academy students who are all talk.”
Im So-hyun extended her hand.
I took it and shook.
“I didn’t realize being a weather forecaster was such a tough job. You’re working hard.”
“We all just have a job to do in our respective positions. If you’re heading back to the base camp, shall we go together?”
“Hmm.”
I glanced back at Hena and Yuuna.
“Hilaria, you need to go see Kibelle, right?”
“She’s probably bawling her eyes out with worry by now. That kid’s more of a crybaby than she looks…”
“Who’s a crybaby!”
Kibelle appeared, huffing and puffing.
“Ah, Seonbaenim. Hello.”
She even bowed politely.
“Did you come all this way alone? That’s dangerous.”
“Thank you for your concern. It wasn’t hard to get here by dodging things. But…”
Kibelle looked up at me shyly, blinking.
“You’re amazing, Seonbaenim. I saw a lot of signs of defeated magical beasts on the way here. You’re only a second-year, but you’re so strong…”
“Thanks…”
This, too, was thanks to selling onaholes…
Yuuna giggled beside me.
“Now that we’ve confirmed everyone’s safe, and since it’s getting dark, shall we head back for today?”
“Yes!” Kibelle answered energetically.
First-year juniors have a cute charm to them.
To deal with our accumulated loot, we all piled into the broadcast van and returned to the base camp with the forecaster, Im So-hyun.
The inside was like a camper van. There was a small room that had the feel of Im So-hyun’s living space.
“Isn’t it dangerous if the vehicle gets caught by a magical beast?”
As if she’d expected my question, Im So-hyun pulled a can of beer from a mini-fridge and said, “It has a stealth function. A good amount of Magical Beast Steel went into this vehicle.”
Her breasts jiggled as she spoke.
“I can speak casually, right? You’re a student.”
“Sure, whatever’s comfortable for you.”
“Hehe.”
There it was again.
That look in her eyes, as if she were bewitched by me.
She tried to hide it while on the job, but she kept sending signals that felt like a tug on my dick, a sign she’d give in if I played my cards right.
What to do?
“Can I come visit you here later?”
My words made Im So-hyun flinch.
“Well, I guess. But… isn’t that your girlfriend next to you?”
“She is my girlfriend.”
“…??”
A short while later.
After arriving at the base camp, we had a light dinner and went to see the receptionist.
Eirin looked stunned at the massive pile of 『Loot』 from the new entities.
“…! You caught this many Soldiers?”
“Yeah. They were scattered all over the place.”
“Amazing, truly amazing. To get this much before the official exploration guidelines were even issued…”
The way Eirin looked at me was practically melting.
“You’re really incredible, Hunter Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“Hey, we helped catch them too!” Yuuna pouted.
“Ah. Hunter Yuuna, you too… You could easily pass the A-rank exam now, couldn’t you?”
“I think so. Our squad’s buffer, commander, and boyfriend is just that good!”
“I’ll process your payment. The total comes to 『5,490 Coins』.”
Compared to selling onaholes, it was a paltry income.
That internal monologue was so ridiculous I had to laugh…
Anyway, dividing it exactly by three, that’s 1,830 Coins each…
[Coins Held – 1,867,785]
“What now?”
“What do you mean? I have to take you girls home. I borrowed precious daughters from their mothers, after all.”
“What do you mean, ‘precious daughters’? You treat us like onaholes,” Yuuna said with a playful laugh.
“Let’s meet up tomorrow morning and hunt again.”
“Okay!”
Exploring the danger zone instead of attending class.
Not bad.
“I’m going to stay here a little longer.”
“Aha. To increase your onahole collection~?”
“That forecaster… she keeps sending me signals.”
“What about your girlfriend’s signals?”
I held Yuuna’s hand tightly and kissed her.
Lick, lick.
I love kissing beautiful Yuuna while looking into her eyes.
Now I just had to take them outside the Forbidden Zone, but walking out of the restricted area affected by the 『Distortion Expansion』 was harder than I thought.
I think we walked for an hour.
“Ugh.”
Hena and Yuuna looked a little tired.
“If we go any deeper, we’ll have to start living inside.”
“Yeah. We might need to pack some supplies…”
“Let’s each pack what we need tomorrow and meet up.”
I dropped Hena and Yuuna off at their homes.
In the Forbidden Zone, shrouded in a red haze, magical beasts roamed freely, but here, people soaked in their daily lives crossed the streets.
Even though we didn’t pass through a gravity wave, it felt like I’d just returned from another world.
‘Since I’m synchronizing with the gravity waves, I guess it really is another world.’
“See you tomorrow! Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“Say hi to your mother for me.”
“Okay, okay!”
I kissed them before they left.
I also thoroughly groped Hena’s breasts as she sat in the passenger seat.
“Ha, nngh…”
Hena didn’t say a word and let me sexually exploit her.
“I’ll come pick you up.”
“Okay, Sang-hyeok.”
After watching both of them go inside their houses, I returned to the Forbidden Zone alone.
It was late, so it was pretty quiet. Those who were leaving had left, and those clocking out had gone home, but some people were still working at the base camp.
“Sohyun.”
“Hm?”
Her hair was a color somewhere between brown and blonde.
A cute, pretty face like a puppy’s that made you want her as your girlfriend.
The weather forecaster Im So-hyun, whose tits were even bigger and fuller now, turned to look at me.
“You came.”
“…You’re a sly one. Did you get rid of your girlfriends to come here? What are you expecting?”
“I didn’t ‘get rid of them,’ I took them home.”
“Whatever. Come in.”
Sohyun swayed her hips in her short shorts, the curve of her ass showing, and entered her vehicle as if to seduce me.
I followed her inside.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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