Chapter 238: Magical Beast Appearance [R-18]

Wednesday of my fourth week in My Onahole Academy began with a delicious kimchi jjigae.

I headed to the meeting spot for the Forbidden Zone investigation scheduled for the morning. The plan was to meet up with my squad members first, then move to the operational point Isabella had told me about.

“Hee hee~. Hmm~.”

It was the sound of En humming.

Even after I left the house, the goddess was annoyingly flying around me, her eyes sparkling as she asked, “Which pussy are you going to have Personality Excretion sex with today?”

Thank god no one else could see her, just like how Serena couldn’t recognize her when we first saw her.

“Ah! What about that mob heroine over there? I bet she’d have sex with you right away if you just did a wall slam! She’s even a virgin!”

“Are virgins on a bargain sale or something?”

“Ooh! How about that F-cup girl’s pussy? It’ll slurp up your dick deliciously!”

“…”

Every time she spotted a pretty woman passing by, she’d gasp, “Ah!” and spew some ridiculously perverted line.

“You really like this, don’t you?”

“Go on, do it again and again, enjoy yourself. Give me some inspiration. I’m so excited that our wavelengths are finally starting to match.”

“Right now, I’m slightly regretting matching those wavelengths.”

I never imagined a beautiful goddess would follow me around, trying to make me go viral.

Was she from the Fucking Pervert Sex Association?

“Fucking pervert eroge-Sanghyeok is on fire!”

I snatched the flying En-chan out of the air and patted her head.

“Eung!”

“I have to work today.”

“But yesterday you fucked those schoolgirls like dogs in the dungeon~.”

“You think I do that every day?”

Maybe it was time to put this goddess in her place.

“If you keep messing around, I’ll confiscate your Personality Excretion, you hear?”

“…”

En-chan vigorously shook her head.

“I’ll be good!”

Poof. The blonde goddess vanished.

It seemed that now that our perverted wavelengths were in sync, she was really starting to listen to me.

She was annoying, but also kind of cute.

If I truly disliked it, I wouldn’t have this silly grin plastered on my face.

“Ah, Kim Sang-hyeok! Over here!”

“Yuuna.”

Yuuna was waiting for me, dressed in her hunter gear.

She wore a harness—equipment used to secure oneself to a rope—over a t-shirt and shorts that were easy to move in. The way the ropes were arranged looked strangely like she was tied up, which was kind of hot.

“I came out as a hunter today, not a student.”

“It looks good on you.”

Hena was also wearing shorts today.

Her plump, firm thighs looked soft to the touch.

And her breasts… no matter what Hena wore, the outline of her chest was impossible to hide.

Yet, she still had a slender waist.

“Hey, Hena.”

“Yeah, Sang-hyeok.”

I casually reached out and gently squeezed Hena’s cute belly fat.

Their unconfident voices, their pretty faces—they were my cute girlfriends.

And also the official members of the Onahole Squad.

“The Onahole Squad is all here.”

“I know I’ve asked before, but are we really going with that name?”

“What is it that we do?”

Hena raised her arm and shouted in my place.

“Make cute onaholes!”

“That’s right!”

She’s so responsive at times like these.

Yuuna, with her normal sensibilities, just couldn’t understand!

“You’ve infected Hena with your pervertedness, you idiot.”

“Hena always thought onaholes were cute.”

From the Onahole Van, a head with red hair peeked out.

It was Kushina.

“Were you talking about me?”

“We were talking about onaholes, but not you specifically.”

“It’s Onahole-unni.”

“Kushina, you can’t come outside when you’re not transparent. That’s public indecency!”

Chastised by Yuuna, Kushina went back inside.

I had a feeling Kushina would have a chance to shine today anyway.

“Did you all eat a good breakfast?”

“Yep!!” Yuuna answered with a bright smile.

“Malatang!”

“Malatang for breakfast…”

“Tteokbokki is the ultimate, but malatang is a god!”

Is this the average taste of an academy schoolgirl?

“What about you, Hena?”

“Uh, huh? Me? A salad, and a little pasta…”

“Looking at your usual diets, it feels like your body types should be switched…”

Why was Yuuna so skinny?

“I’m really active, you know. I have to load up on carbs just to maintain my weight.”

“Well, today is definitely going to be ‘active’.”

“The Forbidden Zone investigation, right?”

I nodded.

I took out my phone and contacted Isabella thirty minutes before the scheduled time.

“Isabella. Where are you?”

It was a bit noisy on the other end. It sounded like there were a lot of people around.

“We’ve already entered. You guys are the support team. Move to the location I marked.”

It was Isabella’s voice.

“You’re counting this for attendance, right?”

“Of course. This is a mission assigned by the country. Carry it out diligently, but don’t overdo it.”

“Sounds good.”

I turned on the Hero App and started moving with the two of them.

It was an ordinary alley, but there were no people.

Yuuna looked at the street, where all the shutters were down, and said, “Everyone’s evacuated.”

“Is it that serious?”

“If there’s a haze, then yeah, that’s all you need to know. An emergency alert must have gone out.”

She must be talking about the thin fog mentioned in the news.

“It’s a precursor to a dangerous Gravity Wave. In Korea, it’s been about five years, I think…?”

“Is that rare or common?”

“It’s rare compared to other countries. But I guess we can’t say our country is safe anymore… just like it was over a decade ago.”

I didn’t know why the haze was dangerous, but deeper in the alley, I saw the reason people had evacuated. The buildings were half-destroyed.

What is this?

Only this area was horribly wrecked.

With this much damage, other places should have been affected too, but the destruction was confined to an area about the size of a sports field.

There were already hunters gathered there.

I don’t see any academy uniforms.

Not that I was wearing one today either.

I wasn’t the only one who had come wearing just a light jacket, but these were no ordinary people.

“I see a few familiar faces.”

“Looks like a joint operation between hunters and heroes.”

Honestly, I couldn’t tell much just by looking at them.

They were looking at us with interest, though…

“It’s Onahole Man.”

“Onahole Man…”

“The one who uses Personality Excretion?”

As expected, my vulgar hero name was being mentioned.

It was a little embarrassing, but bearable.

It seemed the pervert inside me had gotten tough enough not to flinch even when being called Onahole Man and whispered about on the street in broad daylight.

“Everyone recognizes you.”

Yuuna poked me in the side and smiled happily.

…I wanted to sweep her up in a princess carry and run all the way to a wedding chapel.

Just thinking about saying that out loud and imagining Yuuna’s blushing face made me happy.

“Why are you grinning like that? You have a handsome face, though.”

“…”

Hena was hiding behind me, refusing to come out.

I patted Hena, who was trembling because the crowd was getting too dense.

When are we moving? Is something starting here?

“I’m a fan of Onahole Man.”

“Please give me your autograph!”

Suddenly, my fan signing event began.

But I didn’t have a pen or paper.

“Use this.”

Yuuna rummaged through her inventory and pulled out a marker for autographs.

“Why do you have something like this?”

“Is it weird for a student to carry a writing utensil?”

“…”

“I was going to use it when I become a great Master Hunter who can give out autographs!”

At the fans’ requests, I signed their t-shirts. My autograph was really just my name scribbled to look cool.

Hmm, it’s so plain…

Should I have thought of something better?

A group of pretty female hunters gathered around.

“Please punch me in the stomach!”

“Give me an Onahole Punch!”

“Idiot. It’s a Personality Excretion Punch. Haven’t you even looked up Onahole Man’s lore?”

Onahole Man’s lore?

I never made anything like that.

“I joined your fan cafe!”

“I have a fan cafe?”

“Heeheehee.”

At my words, they giggled and laughed amongst themselves.

Anyway…

“Please give me a Personality Excretion gut punch!”

“A… Personality Excretion!”

Lately, I’d gotten used to brazenly shouting “Personality Excretion!” at my girlfriend’s pussy and even my mom’s pussy, but I couldn’t help but feel embarrassed when a strange woman asked for it in broad daylight.

Yuuna and Hena watched and giggled.

Even Hena…

“Personality Excretion Smash…!”

Even after the gut-punching service of Onahole Man, Seoul’s worst fucking pervert hero—which was nothing more than putting my fist against a strange woman’s womb—was over, the people around me didn’t disperse and instead crowded closer.

“Aren’t they just kids? Is it okay for them to be out here earning money?”

“What kind of hero gets attention through Twitter and YouTube?”

“There are a lot of kids like that. They’re all just a flash in the pan.”

Then, I started hearing some negative comments.

“…Hold on. I’ll go teach them a lesson.”

What was she going to do? I grabbed Yuuna’s arm.

She huffed and turned back to me.

“They’re saying bad things about you! It makes me angry.”

While calming Yuuna down, I took out my smartphone again.

[Hero Alert!]

[Abnormal Gravity Wave detected in Sector A-3]

[A-Rank Mission]

[Requesting swift elimination of magical beast]

As if everyone had received an emergency alert, my phone’s notification sound was followed by a chorus of others.

“Abnormal Gravity Wave?”

“It’s here!”

Soon, a ripple in space appeared right where the crowd of hunters and heroes had gathered.

The “magical beast” that walked out of it was like a naked alien with long arms and white skin.

Its face was so grotesque it barely looked human.

It was about five meters tall…

It’s a giant.

Insight – Red.

[Miner of the Galaxy]
[A+ Rank Magical Beast]
[One of the Retainers of the Universe. It appears to be a drifting invader, but it is a miner that excavates resources.]

…An A+ Rank.

Did it tear through the Gravity Wave?

“It’s a magical beast!”

Everyone had come here to fight, but no one made a rash move. The opponent’s identity was unknown, and nobody knew what would happen the moment they touched it.

Like discovering a time bomb in the middle of the city, the beast’s appearance froze everyone with anxiety.

Without a word, we all drew our weapons.

Hena held her Zitan wood staff that enhanced her magic, while Yuuna gripped Ebony Blade and Yukihime in each hand, ready.

I had my Python and Glock in my holsters and pulled out my Benelli.

This was the best for hunting magical beasts.

I wonder if that thing has a personality, being humanoid and all.

Based on its appearance, it didn’t look that strong aside from its size…

“Should we make the first move? What’s its rank? You can see it, right, Sang-hyeok?”

“It’s A+ Rank.”

“Heek.”

Hena and Yuuna tensed up.

“What is everyone doing? Didn’t you see the directive? Eliminate it swiftly!”

Just then, a bold and brave woman was the first to reach out toward what I had just compared to a time bomb.

I recognized her the moment I saw her red hair.

“Hilaria?!”

Yuuna’s eyes widened in surprise.

Hilaria, dressed in light gear, appeared and swung a greatsword as big as a house, smashing it down on the alien’s head.

“Haaah!!”

“Hey, what do you think you’re doing, touching it without knowing what will happen! We need to assess the situation first…”

“Whoa, it’s Hilaria. Hilaria from Essol Academy!”

At first glance, it looked like Hilaria’s attack had landed perfectly.

But telekinesis… or something like it.

An invisible, formless barrier was blocking Hilaria’s attack.

“You’re not getting away!”

After landing, Hilaria spun around and swung again!

The alien failed to block this one and was sent tumbling away by the sword’s impact.

Kugugugung!

The building debris was ground into even finer pieces, and a cloud of dust billowed up.

Hilaria was on a rampage!

If Hilaria was here, that meant…

“Keep your eyes on it, Hilaria.”

The first-year, black-haired girl with glasses.

I saw her too—the one who had bowed her head and begged me to let her stay in the inn back in the Infinite Power-Trip Village during the exchange event, when I was the supreme ruler.

The two of them were in the same squad!

“Stay on it. The distortion rate is pretty high.”

“I’ll check its reaction.”

“Ah. Husband! You’re here too, Husband?”

Did the two of them get the request as well?

Then again, it would be strange if there weren’t any big names at a scene like this…

“Look in front of you, not at me! Hilaria!”

“Alright. We’ll say hi later!”

Hilaria leaped.

Kibelle shouted in surprise.

“Hilaria! I said I’d check its reaction!”

“This is faster!”

“Ugh, honestly…!”

The alien creature shook off the building fragments and stood up.

Its elongated arm shot out toward Hilaria, but she deflected it nonchalantly and swung her sword again.

She was doing well, but she just couldn’t seem to break through its defense.

“Let’s go. Dive sickness… not that you’d have that, of course!”

We also jumped into the fray.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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