Chapter 227: The Goddess’s Gift (The Really Good Kind) [R-18]
by MeherI parted with my girlfriends for a moment and headed to the academy showers.
As if he’d been waiting for this very moment, a naked Dihrit approached me, his face full of bravado.
“What, you think you can win in here?”
I could beat you even while I’m railing Kushina from behind, that’s what.
“Next time, fight me without your transparent onahole.”
“No.”
“Don’t you think ganging up on me is cowardly?”
“That’s my ability.”
I lathered up a handful of shampoo while looking in the mirror.
“Are you two fighting again?”
Gunam took the stall next to me.
“We’re not fighting. This loser is just clinging to me one-sidedly.”
“Kim Sang-hyeok, you’re seriously strong.”
“This bastard’s dick is fucking huge, too. Shit, is that a horse cock?”
Hmph…
So, is a man truly measured by his size?
In truth, hardness is more important than size, but what does that matter?
In the world of males, the visible size is sometimes all that counts.
“It’s not for nothing that I have so many girlfriends,” Gunam sighed.
“He’s handsome, his dick is huge, and his grades are good. What are we supposed to do to get by?”
“We?”
Dihrit’s eyes lit up as he glared at Gunam.
“Hey, Gunam. Are you lumping me in with you?”
“Dihrit, you got owned too. Got shut down by Sang-hyeok!”
“Puhahahaha.”
“Fuck, don’t laugh! Kim Sang-hyeok!”
Hey, what’s the big deal?
I just laughed because the phrase “shut down by me” was funny.
“Forget dick size, I didn’t lose in a one-on-one fight.”
“You obviously lose in dick size, you can’t win one-on-one, and you can’t compete with his number of girlfriends.”
“G-girlfriends! If I just put my mind to it!”
If you want to get a girlfriend, the surefire strategy is to stay as far away from me, the eroge protagonist, as possible and date a girl who’s plain at best.
But I had no reason to be loyal and teach him that, so I kept the thought to myself.
I wonder if they know that the probability of a pretty heroine dating Dihrit or Gunam without going through me first converges to 0%.
“It’d be nice if Sang-hyeok taught us how to get a girlfriend. You didn’t just whip out your dick to get them, did you?”
…Hyejeong came to mind.
“There was a case like that.”
“Really? You can just whip out your dick and not get arrested?”
“Actually, size isn’t everything. What’s really important is…”
As I paused for dramatic effect, both Dihrit and Gunam, pretending not to look, snuck glances at me and pricked up their ears.
The moment everyone’s focus reached 100%, I smirked and said, “Your face.”
“…”
“…”
No room for debate, is there?
I finished shaving, tidying up a face so handsome that even I had to admire it.
It’s because I look like this that women go crazy for me.
The fact that my dick is also fucking huge is what seals the deal.
For the heroines who are like bees drawn to the honey of my face, it’s the final nail that ensures they can never escape.
Being handsome and well-endowed is a desirable thing even in a pure love story, so of all the things En gave me, my appearance is what I’m most satisfied with.
“I’m heading out first.”
I dried myself with a towel and ruffled my hair, looking in the mirror.
Mm, handsome.
“Sang-hyeok. Want a boiled egg?”
I don’t say beta-male things like, ‘But I have to eat lunch soon.’
“I’ll buy the sodas.”
“Dihrit, you come too.”
“Why would I…”
Dihrit grumbled but sat down in a chair in the lounge anyway.
We each peeled the eggs the others were holding and ate them.
“Where’s the salt?”
“Here.”
Mmm… delicious…
It tasted even better because I’d used my body so much this morning.
“You two both want soda?”
“I’ll have milk,” Dihrit muttered.
“Soda gives me an upset stomach.”
I grabbed a cider and a milk from the unmanned kiosk and paid.
“Thanks for running the errand, Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“You’re not buying anything?”
“I’m in the position to be served. It’s only natural that you guys buy things for me.”
“Yeah, yeah. Here, drink up.”
I grinned as I watched him immediately gulp down the milk I handed him.
“Fuck! What is this?!”
“What do you mean, what is it? It’s mint chocolate milk.”
“Who the fuck drinks mint chocolate milk with eggs?”
“Hey, you curse every time you open your mouth. Look at the carton. It says, ‘A Fantasy Combination.’”
I couldn’t hold it in anymore and doubled over with laughter.
“You son of a, you bastard… Gunam! Why are you laughing?”
“Wow. Mint chocolate milk, that looks good.”
“Give me your soda.”
“No way!”
Dihrit snatched my cider and chugged it down.
Gulp.
“You touched it with your mouth, so you finish it.”
“Fine by me.”
“I think I’ll have mine with milk.”
Only then did I take out the white milk I’d hidden and drink it with relish.
“You son of a bitch…”
“Ah, delicious. As expected, plain white milk is the best with boiled eggs.”
“You got one for me, too?”
“Of course.”
Another milk carton appeared.
“You, you…”
Dihrit couldn’t keep up with the turn of events, his mouth just gaped open.
“What? You want some? Should I give it to you?”
“…Forget it.”
Phew, that was refreshing.
I have to say, it’s nice that this prestigious academy spared no expense, making everything comfortable.
And it’s convenient that you can pay for anything with the Coins on your student ID.
After showering, guys tend to go their separate ways without a word. I sat down on a chair in the recreation room, read a book, and waited. Soon enough, Hena and Yuuna, fresh from their showers, walked right up to me.
Ah, a wonderful scent wafted from them.
Hena’s skin, still moist, looked even fairer.
“Did you wait long?” Yuuna asked shyly, brushing her shimmering hair back with her hand.
“About ten minutes? Not long at all. Let’s go get lunch.”
“Okay!”
The path to the cafeteria during lunchtime was now a familiar one.
The campus was so vast that it took time to get anywhere, and perhaps to account for that, the lunch break was considerably more generous than in my school days before transmigration.
About an hour and a half?
It was enough time to go eat outside if we really wanted to.
But there was no need for that.
The internal cafeteria was just that good. It had everything from rest-stop-style food to all sorts of bizarre, sugary drinks you’d find at cafes popular with female students.
Watching me choose a menu item at the kiosk, Yuuna said, “…Wow. You don’t even check the prices anymore?”
“Why would I look at a price tag? Hmph.”
This is the mindset of a man rich off onaholes.
Even after retiring my mom, Hyejeong, and paying for my sisters’ tuition, the Coins in my account never run dry.
“I’ll buy you guys lunch, too. Tell me what you want.”
“Spicy stir-fried pork!”
“Bibimbap with gochujang.”
“Then I’ll have shrimp tempura, tonkatsu…”
They had a diverse menu, but once you start eating, you always seem to end up getting the same things.
“Yuuna, you’re getting the pork?”
“Ah, yeah, why? I saw you eating it before and it looked good.”
“And Hena’s getting bibimbap…”
Alright.
We found a decent spot and sat down to wait.
A moment later, I took the freshly fried shrimp tempura and piled it onto Hena’s bibimbap.
“Hena, you did great. Eat this.”
“Th-this much?”
“I had eggs in the shower room.”
“Ah!”
Yuuna’s eyes immediately shot up.
“We were supposed to eat together, you can’t do that~!”
“I only had a little. A little.”
In truth, I’d eaten about five.
Yuuna smiled brightly at Hena.
“I’ll give you some of my pork, too. Hena, you were really amazing.”
“Eh, ehehe… Thank you.”
Even Yuuna scooped some of her side dishes onto Hena’s plate.
Hena didn’t know what to do, shrugging her shoulders shyly.
After I took out a portion equivalent to the eggs I ate, it looked like Hena was going to have a feast today.
“I got wrecked by that red-haired junior.”
“You did well too, Yuuna.”
“That last part was so pathetic! Isn’t she way too strong?”
“Haha.”
As if converting her anger into appetite, Yuuna diligently ate her spicy pork.
I took out a wet wipe and cleaned the sauce from the corner of her mouth.
“Eat slowly. I’m not going to take it from you.”
“She told me to eat a lot! Just you wait. I’m going to get thiiiis big, and my boobs will get thiiiis big too…”
“You think that’s possible?”
Hilaria’s breasts and ass were natural-born gifts.
That wasn’t a size an ordinary woman could achieve.
“But Yuuna, you’re more feminine than Hilaria.”
“What good is that in this rough world of Hunters?”
“It’s an important quality for a mother.”
“…”
Yuuna’s face turned red. She chewed the food in her mouth for a long time before swallowing with a gulp and saying, “That’s… true…”
She seemed to have calmed down a bit.
“But I’m going to keep getting stronger. I haven’t retired yet.”
“Mm.”
It seems they’re both overflowing with motivation.
Is it about time for some stat-pumping? There’s no better way to get stronger in a short amount of time.
It’s been a while since I last met the demon merchant.
We had a business relationship, anyway…
It’s not like we contacted each other regularly. I just sell him onaholes whenever we run into each other, but…
I might need to secure a route.
Watching the two of them become obsessed with growth, I found myself deep in thought.
My income was good, and my academy life was going smoothly.
But since the President herself has taken notice of me, I’ll probably be assigned bigger missions in the future…
En probably won’t solve that part for me.
Instead, En would want me to break through that crisis with some freaky perverted sex.
In that case, any villain who could truly put me in a bind would, with high probability, be a beautiful, big-breasted woman.
Hmm…
…Personality Excretion.
I need to strengthen it, right?
My fists are far more accessible than a gun.
But it’s not like I’m a hard worker like Isabella, so creating a fist stronger than a bullet is out of the question.
Besides, if my fist were that strong, I wouldn’t even need to use Personality Excretion.
What I need, to be precise, isn’t the “power” to knock down an enemy with a single punch, but the ability to deliver a shock that can stagger a steadfast opponent.
If I can just do that, I don’t need destructive power.
Because I have Personality Excretion.
Let’s remember the formula for Personality Excretion. Shock x Excretion = Jelly splurt splurt splurt.
Without “shock,” the excretion is weakened, and the jelly splurt splurt splurt won’t happen.
“What are you thinking about?” Yuuna asked. Hena also peeked up at me.
“About how to get stronger.”
After lunch, during our remaining free time.
“En!”
I called for En-chan.
“Yeees~! Sang-hyeok, what is it? It’s Sang-hyeok’s freaky perverted goddess, En-chan, at your service!”
“I’ve collected over a hundred Approvals, right?”
“Yes! You’ve been approved 109 times!”
“I’ve thought of something I want.”
En tilted her head, feigning innocence.
“Ehh? But I already presented you with the super-broken, super-perverted power, 「Momyu Momyu」.”
“I don’t need that.”
“Hmph…”
“En, you’re something like an external god in this world, right?”
En flinched.
“T-to think you’ve already studied that much…!!”
“What do you take me for…? Wouldn’t I be an idiot if I didn’t even know that much?”
“I thought you were so distracted by Onahole Academy’s pretty heroines that all you thought about was shooting your jizz, splurt splurt.”
“…”
Well, she was half-right.
“Yes or no? An external god.”
En’s expression turned serious, and she spoke coldly.
“Let’s not do that.”
“Huh?”
“Let’s not call me an external god.”
“Uh, um, got it… En.”
Did I hit a nerve…?
“Anyway, since you’ve collected 100, I’ll grant you one wish! Just say the word. A kiss from cute little me?”
“Give me Magical Beast Steel.”
“…”
“…”
Don’t you dare look down on a gamer!
“Sang-hyeok, you have no romance…”
“Forget all that shoddy Magical Beast Steel, just give me the best one there is. You stop time all the time, right?”
“Well, I was originally the Goddess of Time and Fate…”
“Excuse me?”
“Hm?”
If you were such a great goddess, why did you become the goddess of an eroge?
“What’s the reason you left a major corporation to transfer to a small-to-medium enterprise?”
“What are you talking about…!! Being the goddess of an eroge is great, you know!?”
“No…”
I was speechless.
What is she talking about? En-chan…?
A delusion of being En’s parents unfolded in my mind.
「Dad, I want to change jobs.」
「My daughter can do whatever she wants.」
「I’m quitting as the Goddess of Time and Fate to become the goddess of an eroge and make dark, adult content♡」
「………」
The world went dizzy before my eyes.
“If I weren’t that level of a goddess, how could I have gone to all the trouble of finding such goo~od powers and just handing them over to you, Sang-hyeok? A lower-class god wouldn’t stand a chance, you know?”
“Uh, yeah… That’s amazing…”
To think she’s using such great powers…
…to make an eroge.
Truly amazing…
“Anyway, you want Magical Beast Steel infused with my power, right?”
“Yeah.”
“Hmmmm. I’m not just giving it to you for free.”
“I’ll book a session for some mind-blowing, perverted-as-fuck Personality Excretion sex next time.”
[All ‘Approvals’ will be consumed.]
[You have acquired the 『Panorama of the Flow of Time』!]
[Panorama of the Flow of Time]
[SSS+ Rank]
[Magical Beast Steel of unbelievably high purity. It contains an unimaginable power.]
“Ta-da! It’s not as good as a freaky perverted power, but what do you think!”
“You really were an amazing goddess. This is really good… I love it! You should have given me something like this sooner… Wow…”
What can I make with this?
My imagination was already running wild.
“…「Momyu Momyu」 is a much more amazing power, though…”
Huh?
En was pouting, her lips pushed out.
She must have been disappointed to see my eyes go wide at the sight of the Magical Beast Steel.
“…”
I stroked En’s head as my mind raced.
“I-I’ll do a lactation handjob play for you, too. Booked!”
“Really!!?”
En’s eyes sparkled as she clung to me.
“You’ll do a lactation handjob play with a pretty, big-breasted older sister!?”
“Open the shop again when I collect more Approval stacks. Got it?”
“Yes!!”
Phew.
Thank god she’s easy to soothe.
En looked so happy when she was pushing her freaky perverted tastes on me.
But the moment I looked at something else, she immediately got upset. It was quite cute.
“I’m not really supposed to just give this away… Ehehe… I’ll just count it as a gift from this goddess… for you, who diligently enjoyed Onahole Academy’s freaky perverted sex while stacking up 100 Approvals!”
“Thanks, En.”
My transmigration was just an accident.
The goddess, who was supposed to summon someone else here but failed, offered these cheats as a form of penance.
After getting a taste, I, who had no connection to eroge before, started to get drawn into this world.
What is our relationship now?
I feel like I’ll be able to answer that question more clearly after a little more time passes. Until then…
From now on,
I’ll try living as the freaky perverted protagonist of this cute and lovable goddess.
That’s what I thought.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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