Chapter 22: Vagina Mare Reina VS Vagina Performer Hero – The Inside Story

Dinnertime.

The gorilla sighed.

Unlike his son, Tanjelo, Ozel Tripol, the head of the Tripol family, was a large man, as hairy as a black gorilla. Beside him sat Noah, a beautiful dark elf with long, black hair tied back. The guests had not yet arrived at the dining table. Taking his seat first, he let out a short sigh, his face showing a sharpness he never revealed to his son.

“To think my idiot son’s woman would end up in such a state… Gahaha… Gahaha… Tsk… I can’t even laugh. I certainly told them to make her a submissive woman, but I don’t recall giving instructions to create a crazy bitch who’d suck her father-in-law’s dick.”

“My apologies. However, I thought you would enjoy it. She is the Hero who killed even the Demon King, after all. It was my hope that you, Head of the Family, would also have a taste of the Hero’s vagina. Or was her excessive state not to your liking?”

“No, I didn’t say I disliked it. It is my preference. I enjoy seeing a woman fawning like an idiot, acting disgracefully, and seeming to know her place as a female. My son inherited my blood, so he must have liked it too. He may look weak, but he’s had to suppress so much. Wasn’t he merciless with his stress-relief hole?”

“Yes. When the switch flips, he takes after you, Head of the Family, and knows how to handle a woman. Even after the drug wore off and the Hero was left in ‘that’ state, he was only flustered at first. It was quite a sight to see him gradually shed his shell, having found a woman who would do anything he commanded.”

“How long do you think it will take for Tanjelo to become a man in his own right?”

“It will probably take about a month to align his common sense with that of the Tripol family. As long as the Hero is around, his sadistic nature will continue to emerge, and he might change even faster. It seems he enjoys seeing his woman broken even more than you do, Head of the Family. To be honest, we should be thanking the Hero for this.”

“That part was well done. Very well done, but…”

He took a short sip of his drink.

Phew.

He exhaled the fine aroma and rested his chin on his hand.

“…We were almost found out. I gave my wife a look to shut her trap, but he could have found out that his own mother is a toothless sex slave.”

“He must have a faint idea. Look at the Hero’s state. She’s become a disgracefully lewd human beyond any excuse. The only reason he doesn’t reprimand her is because he himself enjoys it.”

“Is this really for the best? What about their romance? I heard they were in love, but surely he doesn’t just see her as an object of lust now? If he only sees her as a sex object, there’s a high chance he’ll break off the engagement when he gets bored. If that’s the case, shouldn’t we have her dress more respectably?”

“No, that’s not it. When the Hero is out of her mind and playing the clown, she’s a tool to satisfy his sadism. When the drug wears off a little and she regains her senses here and there, she and Tanjelo share a cringeworthy romance. In either case, her outfit remains the same, which is comical to watch from the side, but they are both serious.”

“Well, she is a clown… It’s absurd even to me. I wonder what my idiot son is thinking… From what I hear, she’s been fed so many drugs she’s developing a split personality. Am I right?”

“Yes. This sudden perverted demeanor is likely a defense mechanism to protect her remaining personality.”

“…And the marriage?”

“Even in that state, her beauty hasn’t faded. Such a beautiful woman acts so disgracefully and whispers, ‘I’m doing this for you,’ so a man of Tanjelo’s character has completely fallen for it. Thanks to that, he’s now forcing everything he’s suppressed onto the Hero. The Hero, too, is starting to get confused about which side of her is sane and has developed deep affection for Tanjelo, who cherishes and loves her… She’s gone so far off the deep end that she recently learned some ridiculous magic tricks. All to make Tanjelo laugh, she says.”

“At that point, wasn’t the Hero the one with a lot of pent-up issues?”

“It was a journey to kill the Demon King, so she must have been under a lot of stress, whether she knew it or not. Although she’s ended up in a ridiculous state, she seems to be trying to accept it somehow. If we push her just a little more, she’ll become the greatest clown for our family.”

“Hah… I was planning to give Tanjelo a more virtuous wife, and this is the kind of woman he ends up with… The mansion is going to get noisy…”

“It’s a disgrace others will never get to witness. Let’s think of it as our family’s privilege and enjoy it. No matter how much credit she gets for killing the Demon King, in the end, she was just a female with a vagina, and the thought that we are the ones controlling her… doesn’t it send a thrill down your spine?”

“…If only we had succeeded while the Demon King was still alive.”

“A meaningless regret. The drug conditioning only succeeded because the Demon King was dead and the Hero’s guard was at an all-time low. If we had tried something like this while her guard was at its MAX, we would have been killed in an instant.”

“When you put it like that, anything I say just sounds like complaining… Gahaha… Gahaha…”

As Ozel downed one cup of liquor after another, Noah moved closer, rubbing his penis to seduce him, but he paid her no mind, ignoring her touch until the guests arrived. She chuckled beside him, enjoying Ozel’s deliberate ignorance. She had mentioned serving the family for centuries, so they must have had this kind of relationship for a very long time.

“Gaha… With the Demon King gone, you must be lonely too. I’m just curious, but did you turn the Hero into that as revenge against him?”

“He’s the one who left me in a family like this for centuries. I don’t even know whose side I’m on anymore. To be honest, I’ve developed feelings for Tanjelo. It feels like just yesterday I was changing his shitty diapers.”

“Is that so… And to think you rejected my confession when I was young. Yet you still try to seduce me by touching my dick… You’re a funny woman.”

“You, Head of the Family, are an object for releasing my lust. Tanjelo is an object of my affection. There’s a slight difference.”

“To think I’d lose my first love to my own son. I have a wife now, so it’s fine, but back in the day, I might have cried.”

“…Are you giving me your permission?”

“If I said no, you’d just leave the mansion, wouldn’t you? Even if you were a pawn of the Demon King’s army and a spy in our family for centuries… well, you didn’t accomplish anything in the end, did you? You couldn’t swallow the family whole. You’re a failed spy, forgotten by your own side. Where would you even go? Even if you found the remnants and joined them, they wouldn’t even know who you are, would they?”

“Probably not. I doubt my name is even on their roster. Thanks to that, I’ve only mastered my maid skills. Life is truly strange… to think the family that was enemy territory is now my home.”

“Gahaha… The main wife must be the Hero, so I’ll permit you as a concubine. I’ll make time to inform Tanjelo of the details after today’s business is done, so don’t pester me now. Be patient.”

“Understood. Then…”

As she finished speaking, men could be seen walking toward the dining room, guided by maids. It was a shame for Tanjelo, but he wasn’t allowed to attend this little party, an amusement Ozel had permitted for his own enjoyment. In the first place, this was the scene of a drug deal, and it would only be troublesome to have his son here when he hadn’t yet been told the full story.

“Whoa~! As expected of a noble~! You live in an amazing place!”

“Thanks to you, I feel like I’ve washed away all the old grime.”

“I’m glad if you boys enjoyed yourselves. Gahaha… I’ve caused that fellow Alex a lot of trouble myself. Give him my regards when you get back.”

“You bet. Ah, by the way, do we need to follow any formalities? Should we greet you again?”

“Bandits have their ways, and nobles have theirs. Right now, we’ve met to smuggle drugs, so we are nothing to each other. Don’t worry about that stuff. Gahahahaha!!!”

“You really are a magnanimous man.”

“Hahaha~!”

The thieves who entered the dining room were guided to their seats by the maids and plopped down. Instead of the usual long dining table, a shorter one was set up, close enough for them to shake the Family Head’s hand. A light dinner was spread out, and the three men slowly livened up the mood, talking about Alex’s recent activities and the quality and efficacy of the newly cultivated drugs. They weren’t complete strangers, so it was easy to break the ice. The Family Head, in particular, had plenty of stories to tell and easily mingled with the thieves. In the midst of it all, the topic they were waiting for came up.

“Did you meet my son?”

“We ran into him earlier, wandering around looking for some woman. He asked who we were, and we made up an excuse about being merchants, but he didn’t seem to believe us…”

“Gahaha… I told him to wait at the estate, but it seems he couldn’t wait and came to the main house. Just as Noah said, he seems completely smitten with that woman. Our tastes must be different. If my wife were in that state, I would have lost all affection for her~! Gahahaha!!”

“What are you talking about?”

“Well, you’ll find out soon enough.”

“…?”

He didn’t know what it was about, but he didn’t ask and just downed his drink.

It was good liquor.

It had been a while since Ozel had drinking companions, and the pace of their drinking quickened, making them tipsy in no time. Just as the three of them were about to light up cigarettes to test the drug’s efficacy, Noah bowed her head deeply.

“It seems the other side is ready as well. Now, as planned, we will have a disgraceful contest between our Tripol family’s Vagina Clown and the Pig-headed Bandit Group’s Vagina Mare.”

“Oh, forget our side, introduce the mare first. Ever since I heard the story, I’ve been dying to know what kind of bitch pulled a carriage for five days. Surely her vagina isn’t ruined, right? Common sense says there’s no way it’s fine. Gahahaha!”

“That’s where you’d be wrong.”

“Oh?”

─Clack♡

With the proud sound of high heels, the sow in a horse mask made her entrance, taking careful steps from the dining room entrance.

“Neeeeiiigh~♡ Neeeiiigh-he-he-he-he-heigh~♡ Phu-hut♡ Hu-phu-hu-hu~♡”

Her body was clean, but her attire hadn’t changed since the morning. She was naked, hands tied behind her back, wearing a horse mask that covered her face, a foolish sight. That morning, her horns had made the mask bulge out, but she must have used Polymorph to temporarily hide them, allowing her to perfectly mimic a mare. She had complained, but resting in the stable must have helped, as her strength seemed to have returned enough to use magic.

“Neeeeeiiiigh~!!”

CRUNCH!

Moreover, as if to show off, she shattered the carrot lodged in her vagina with a crunch♡ and let the pieces fall to the floor.

A slut’s vagina?

She was a slut, but her tightness was still there.

“Hoh… She pulled a carriage for five days with that hole… Gahaha! The world is truly vast! There are so many good women out there!”

“Of course. She’s the mare our bandit group is proud of.”

“Seeing her so energetic after one day of rest makes me think we could torment her again on the way back, don’t you think~?”

“─Neeigh?! Neigh-he-he-heigh!!!!”

Apparently, that was a step too far, as she looked utterly horrified. Her stamina had recovered, but she was clearly signaling that she wanted to start resting for real today, presenting her ass to them and shaking it as if to curry favor. Since she had just performed a strongman show of crushing a carrot with her vagina, orange juice splattered out with a phat♡.

“Neeigh~♡ Neeeeeeigh~♡ Uuung♡ Uu-uu-uuung~♡”

“Hey, hey. It was a joke.”

“Carrot juice is dripping from your vagina, so don’t point it at us~!”

“N-Neeigh~♡ Neigh-he-he-he♡ Neigh-he-he-he-he-he♡”

Reassured by their words, she was led by the maids’ clapping to a small, temporary stage right in front of the table. It looked like a tap-dancing platform made of fine, joined wooden planks. Two had been prepared, not just for Reina but for the clown who would face her. At Noah’s call, her opponent revealed herself.

“And now, I introduce to our guests our Tripol family’s pride, the next family head’s daughter-in-law, a devoted doormat who would do anything for her beloved husband──the Vagina Clown makes her entrance.”

“”Ooooh~!””

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

The two men clapped along with Noah’s hands to build excitement. Reina, standing on the stage, couldn’t see ahead and could only let out breathy “Neeigh-he-he-he♡” sounds as she listened to her opponent approach.

“Oh, for real.”

“So that’s why she’s a Vagina Clown… Whoa, what a shameless bitch.”

“Reina is naked, so that’s one thing… but that one is really…”

“Is she trying to look like an idiot on purpose…?”

The first thing she heard was the two men’s ridicule. Like Reina, she approached with a clacking sound, but hers was from shoes. Moreover, her mouth wasn’t sealed, and she bowed low, greeting them in a clear voice.

“Lord Ozel, my proud father-in-law, the Vagina Clown has arrived at your call~. What kind of foolish show shall I present for you today~? Ahat♡”

After her greeting, she straightened up. Standing perfectly still in the proper posture she had learned overnight, her greatly enlarged clitoris was visible. Unlike Reina, whose body healed instantly no matter how it was tormented, the marks from her torment remained on this one, and her clitoris was far larger and longer than Reina’s.

“Vagina Clown. These two gentlemen are our guests for today. Now, show them the proud tricks you’ve polished for your husband.”

“Ahahat♡ Ahat♡ Understood, Head Maid♡ Well then, for a simple start… Hup-♡ The Vagina Flame Shooow-♡”

FWOOSH!!!

“Huh?!”

As a greeting, the Vagina Clown spread her vagina with her fingers and lit a flame on her long, grown clitoris, shaking it.

Twirl♡ Twirl♡

As she swayed her hips, her clitoris spun around and around♡

The flame on her clitoris also spun around and around♡

She made a strong first impression by performing a game of fire-spinning with her vagina.

“Va-Vagina, Flaaame~♡ Hoooooong♡ Ohoong♡ Hot♡ Uuuuungh♡ O-oong♡ Ahaaaaaa~♡”

Her laughter, her actions, her outfit, even her makeup—everything was vulgar.

At this point, there was nothing left to identify her as the Hero.

“”Woooah…?!””

The men were amazed, asking if it wasn’t hot since she’d lit her own clitoris on fire, but Noah just shook her head.

“Hehe, a finely crafted clown, isn’t she?”

Her golden bob, which she had styled beautifully to look good for her husband, had been pulled into childish twin-tails—who knew whose work that was. In contrast to her mature face and figure, the short, blonde twin-tails were strangely humiliating just to look at. Furthermore, her face was painted with white powder. A red clown nose. Her eyes were painted black, the excessive makeup making her look like a prostitute. The tri-colored (black/white/red) clown costume she wore was cut out at the important parts, and bells were tied to her nipples, jingling noisily. Jingle-jangle♡ Jingle-jangle♡

This was the woman who was to become the wife of a noble.

Unable to ever refuse her husband, she had thrown away even her human rights just to make him laugh. Soaked in drugs, something important inside her had been blown away. This was a broken woman, crafted in a short time by the hands of a maid named Noah.

“N-Neeigh~??”

Amidst all this, Reina grew anxious at the familiar voice. With her mouth gagged, she couldn’t ask anything and had to stand at a distance, ultimately unable to do anything about the situation. As much of a perverted slut as Reina was, she could never have imagined that right in front of her, the Hero, her precious companion and leader, was being treated as a Vagina Clown, her private parts blatantly exposed and ignored.

“Vagina Clown, stop the flame show. You’re splattering your juices on the guests.”

“Y-Yes~! Head Maid~! Ugh, I still can’t control this part… Phew~!”

Thud!

“Huuut~! Hah~! Hah~! Hoooooot~! Hoooooot~! Huuuuuut~!”

Spread~♡ Widen-widen~♡

“Eek, it stings?! My clit’s on fire!!! My clit is burning~! Ugh, using oil was a mistake!!! Ooooh~! Hoooooot!!! Hooooook!!! Hoooooot~! Hoooooot~! Hoooooot~!! Please go out! Please go out, pleeeease!!!”

“What the hell is that~!”

“Are you for real! Ahahat!”

“Hieeeeeek~! Hoooooot~! Hoooooot~!! Hup-hoooooot!!!! Hut, hu-ut?! Haaaaah, hah, it’s finally out~!”

The Vagina Clown hastily fell on her butt, squatted on the floor, and thrust her vagina forward, blowing on her clitoris with her own breath to put out the flame. It was impossible to tell if this was an act or if she had really set her clit on fire, but either way, it was a pathetic, disgraceful act, and the thieves roared with laughter.

“Ooh, it’s a little burnt… Ugh… It stings… Lick-lick-♡ Lick-lick-lick-♡”

“Ahahahahahaha!!!”

“She’s flexible enough to lick her own clit~!”

“Mmm-hmm♡ Mmm♡ Clit fellatio is basic♡ A big-titted mare like that could never do iiiit~♡”

This ridicule and contempt were the turning point of the match. The Hero, seemingly off to a good start, smiled happily, and Noah smiled slyly in return.

“You heard the deal, right? If you win here today, I will hide the fact that you sucked the Head of the Family’s dick yesterday while begging for forgiveness. Of course, the same goes for today’s events. That man seems to have a strong possessive streak when it comes to his wife. If he were to find out you sucked the Head of the Family’s dick… you know what would happen, don’t you?”

“Huuuut~♡ I only hit my beloved’s dick♡ To apologize for that♡ I sincerely offered my mouth-vagina service to my father-in-law’s great big dick~♡”

“He’s not at a point where he can understand such things yet. Really, this could lead to a divorce, you know?”

“Aaaah~♡ I don’t want a divorce♡ I will absolutely not lose♡ I’m the woman who suits my husband best♡ I do things like this because I’m happy whenever my beloved husband laughs♡ So that I can continue my work as a clown♡ Please, please forgive me~♡”

“Then entertain these guests. They are rather important business partners… You wouldn’t want to become a wife who brings shame upon the family, would you?”

“I understand~♡ I will show you my vagina tricks with all my heart and soul, so please enjoy yourselves to the fullest♡ Hup~♡ Hup~♡”

Zzzzzzz-♡

Without warning, she stuck her index and middle fingers into her own urethra and began pulling out a long string of flags from various nations…

“Oh, it’s long~!”

“So that’s why she’s a Vagina Clown.”

“Right! Haha, this is fun~!”

“Ahahahaha~♡ Thank you~♡ This is my first time performing for others, so I’m a bit nervous. Please forgive any small mistakes~♡ Hup♡ Hup♡”

The Hero stuck out her tongue disgracefully as she pulled out the string of flags. Then, while still pulling out the flags, she raised her other hand and flashed a peace sign. The sight, combined with her blonde twin-tails, was embarrassing for anyone to watch. Thanks to that, no one noticed that her peace sign was identical to the victory sign of a certain perverted mare. They just took deep drags from their drug-laced cigarettes and laughed heartily, ready to enjoy the Vagina Clown’s vagina trick show.

“Now, for my next show! Heh, what a relief~. This woman is just standing there in that perverted outfit, not doing anything. I’m going to win this, ten times out of ten.”

“Neeigh-he-he?!”

The perverted mare was enraged by that unguarded, honest thought.

It had cut off Reina’s train of thought right as she was on the verge of an answer. ‘Wait? That voice sounds familiar. And come to think of it, Tripol is the family the Hero was supposed to marry into—’

“Hey, Reinare~! You do a trick, too~!”

“Don’t lose to some idiot clown who just lights her clit on fire~!”

“If you lose, you’ll be pulling the carriage with your vagina again!!”

“You wanna suffer all the way back, too~?!”

On top of that, there were the threats from her companions.

Her stamina was at its limit. She couldn’t pull the vagina carriage anymore.

“Neeigh-he-he-he-he-he-heigh~! Neeigh-he-he-he-he-he-he~!”

The masochist dragon, who had no doubt that she was the ultimate pervert, decided to stop thinking and devote herself to this disgraceful show. She was once again baring her fangs at her former leader, the Hero. Unlike their first meeting, this wasn’t a physical battle, but merely a fight between two pathetic fools who had abandoned their human rights. Ironically, however, it escalated into a battle where more pride was on the line than ever before.

The Vagina Clown, who had sucked her father-in-law’s dick to apologize for hitting Tanjelo’s and to marry into the Tripol family.

Reina, who had been dragged along as a vagina carriage for five days and then subjected to the mating press all night under the pretext of wanting to use her spasming vagina.

‘I can’t lose. I’m going to marry Tanjelo. He’s the only one I’ve ever fawned over with my vagina like this, so I can’t marry into any other family now. —But wait. Why did I want to marry into this family again? …I don’t know. Who gives a damn about the reason. Anyway, right now, I have to marry Tanjelo. I have to be a good wife. Tanjelo is a good man who smiles even at a woman like me. So I have to be a good wife… a wife… I have to… become one? I… I… Huh? A good… man? Ahhh, right, Tanjelo is a good husband… a good husband… a good husband… my lovely husband…’

‘I can’t lose. As much as I love masochistic play, if I pull that vagina carriage any more, the vagina I’m supposed to offer Boss Alex will be ruined. More importantly, to make the Boss’s dream come true, I need to get back quickly and dispose of that guy who’s supposed to be his father. I don’t have the time to waste my stamina. This time, I’ll hold back my lust, crush this so-called clown bitch, get some proper rest, and then go back and finish the assassination request.’

For both of them, losing meant the end.

A vagina showdown they could not lose.

A disgraceful show, with the fate of two women’s vaginas on the line, had begun.