Chapter 22: Leveling Up with Onaholes [R-18]

“A fresh personality, completely unworn! The craftsmanship to embody it in a flawless, perfect state! Sir Kim Sang-hyeok, you are an artisan of genius talent.”

“I thought you’d like it.”

There was a reason I showed him an onahole made from the personality of his own kind.

I was certain that in this adult game, a goblin onahole would have some kind of use.

And I was sure that moment was now.

After all, the protagonist would never use an onahole made from a goblin or an orc.

So who would?

Other goblins and orcs, of course.

Just as onaholes were originally modeled after human body parts, I figured a goblin would probably like a goblin onahole. It was a simple line of thought.

My prediction was spot on.

“The response is so fresh. It’s breathing inside here. No artisan in Hell could ever create such a work of art!”

“Amazing, isn’t it?”

“Oh, ooh… May I insert my finger into this hole? Sir Kim Sang-hyeok!”

“It’ll become a used onahole, so only if you promise you’ll buy it.”

“I promise! I will absolutely buy it!”

After inserting his finger, the goblin was so moved he even shed tears of joy.

“Through my finger… I can feel it… the voice of my kin, begging me to save them! The trembling!”

“You like it?”

“This is a revolution! To think I would meet an artisan like you…! From now on, would you consider selling exclusively to me?”

“That depends on how I feel. How much will you pay?”

“For this quality… 12,000 Coins.”

I was shocked to hear the amount.

Even if he was a demon merchant accustomed to swindling, a merchant was still a merchant.

For him to value a goblin onahole at that price meant he was confident he could sell it for an even higher price…

I was genuinely surprised that there were people who would pay that much for a personality onahole.

I was trying my best not to let my shock show, but…

“That’s more than the highest price I could offer.”

“Hup…”

Yuuna couldn’t control her expression at all.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Sell them all…! Those things, the ones you got before!”

“All? Could it be… you have more of these?”

Why did you have to say that, you idiot?

Yuuna covered her mouth with her hands and shook her head.

Well, I was planning on revealing them anyway.

Time to unveil the ‘Fine Piece’.

The Goblin King grabbed it and started drooling.

“Oh, ooooh… It’s a work of art…”

“I have something even better, you know.”

“……”

“This one, you see. It’s one of a kind, so I’ve been saving it.”

“I will pay a high price… Please, sell it to me! I beg you!”

I took out the ‘Masterpiece Onahole’.

“Ninety thousand, no… 110,000!”

“That won’t be enough if you want to keep doing business with me.”

“190,000… I will buy it for 190,000! No, please, allow me to buy it! Please!”

“Why, do you want to use this one yourself?”

“Haah… Haaah…”

“Your breath stinks, so don’t come any closer.”

I had him completely under my thumb.

Seeing him lose his senses like this, it seemed an onahole collector was the natural enemy of a demon merchant.

“Promise me this. You will always treat me and my friends with respect. And you will always sell us stats at a reasonable price.”

“…Yes! Yes! Of course, I will!”

“Do you happen to buy orc onaholes too?”

I untied the bag of orc onaholes I had.

“I’ll buy them! All of them! Please, sell me everything you have!”

I was thinking of keeping the master-grade one… but should I sell it?

Honestly, it would just be a pain to have around.

“He says he’ll buy them. What do you think, Yuuna?”

Yuuna clung to me.

“Kim Sang-hyeok, n-no, Sang-hyeok…!”

“What?”

“I’ll go pick up the ones we dropped earlier! Sell those too!”

Yuuna seemed to have remembered the onaholes we’d left behind.

“Is that really necessary? It’s a hassle.”

We’ve already made a lot.

Even Hena grabbed my hand and shook her head.

“Let’s go, Hena! We’ll go grab them all!”

“Okay!”

…

The two of them ran off to do an onahole errand I hadn’t even asked for.

They began their search for onaholes about twenty meters away.

Soon, they returned with a whole bunch of orc onaholes.

“This one too!”

“Here!”

“What! You were going to just throw such fine products on the ground?”

“Making things like this is nothing for me.”

The Goblin King suddenly grabbed my hand.

“It is fate that these works of art, which nearly faded away without ever seeing the light of day, have come into my hands. I look forward to doing business with you in the future, Sir Sang-hyeok!”

“Sure. As long as you sell stats at an honest price.”

The money earned from clearing the dungeon: 1,182 Coins.

The money earned from selling all the monster onaholes…

1,120,000 Coins.

I became filthy rich by selling onaholes.

Just two days after becoming the protagonist of 「Onahole Academy」.

The Goblin King also seemed extremely satisfied.

He was stroking the personality onaholes I sold him as if they were his beloved pets.

“Now, what stats can I sell you?”

“Didn’t you say something about the mood?”

“No, for you and your companions, Sir Kim Sang-hyeok, I will of course~ sell all stats at an honest price. Heeheehee…”

I should work on my physical and firearm-related stats.

The system was structured so that the more you raised a stat, the more Coins it cost.

It felt a bit expensive, but it wasn’t a bad deal.

[Trading with the Demon Merchant ‘Goblin King’]

[Dexterity has increased by 50.]
[Strength has increased by 25.]
[Stamina has increased by 25.]
[Agility has increased by 25.]

[Coins consumed – 426,998]

To put it in perspective, using Hena as a baseline, this was more growth than one could get from a full year of diligent academy life.

And I had taken care of it with money in a single day.

“You two should buy some too.”

“Is, is that okay?”

Yuuna hesitated.

She knew it was a huge opportunity but seemed to think it was shameless.

“Aren’t you glad I learned such a weird skill?”

“W-well… Ahem. I won’t call it weird anymore.”

“Hena, you should buy some Mana too. I’ll pay.”

Some might wonder why I was being so generous to others…

But if I only focused on my own growth, I would just grow distant from the two of them.

I didn’t want that.

“…I can’t pay back such a large sum of money.”

“I told you. This is me repaying my debt to you. Just accept it.”

Hena shook her head.

“I wasn’t hoping for any reward. I saved you… because you’re my friend.”

She meant she wouldn’t accept money as payment for covering for me.

Hena had surprised me several times today.

Even if she was the easiest heroine to conquer in Onahole Academy, she had the dignity of a true heroine.

“In that case, do me a favor and keep it a secret that I’m making money with this vulgar power. This is your payment for that.”

Yuuna chuckled.

“You mean the secret that you’re an onahole collector more demonic than a demon, turning monster personalities into onaholes and selling them to a demon merchant for a high price?”

“Exactly. Strict secrecy is a must.”

“Alright. Hush money, received loud and clear.”

“Okay, I’ll keep it a secret.”

“Go on, then. Do some shopping.”

Whoosh.

The two pretty girls’ faces lit up.

Watching them, my own heart felt lighter. Why is money the best?

As expected, a man’s worth is his ability.

Just looking at them made me happy, and I could let these two beauties do whatever they wanted.

Just watching them with a pleased smile on my face made me think that maybe falling into this world wasn’t so bad after all.

Of course, Yuuna’s Strength stat was quite expensive.

Raising Hena’s Mana by about 50 was cheaper than raising Yuuna’s Strength by 3.

“You’re not ripping us off, are you, Mr. Goblin?”

“Goodness, absolutely not.”

If I didn’t like it, I could just say, ‘No more onaholes for you.’

The Goblin King was busy rubbing his palms together in a servile manner, trying to get on my good side.

“Kyaa! I got stronger!”

“My mana… it’s gotten so much higher…”

As a B-rank, Yuuna was overjoyed with just a 10-point increase in her Strength.

But for Hena and me, who were D~C rank, we could raise our stats by a huge amount, so the feeling of growth was far more dramatic.

“I’ll pay for the Coins.”

After spending generously, I had about 110,000 Coins left.

I still had an enormous amount of money.

“Thanks for the good trade, Goblin King.”

“Oh, the pleasure was all mine. It was a most satisfactory transaction.”

The Goblin King firmly grasped the hand I offered.

“Oho. To think you were one so beloved by such a wide variety of external gods… Ah, it was an honor to meet you, Sir Kim Sang-hyeok.”

Beloved by a wide variety of external gods?

Was he talking about that skull-like thing that appeared when I used Lucky Pervert?

“I almost committed a grave discourtesy to the Mother of Blood… Heeheehee.”

I had no idea what he was talking about…

Mr. Goking muttered something that felt like a spoiler and then disappeared.

“I will come again to purchase more onaholes, Sir Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“See you around, Mr. Goblin.”

The dungeon began to be dismantled.

As if relieved, Yuuna watched the scenery of the collapsing dungeon and moved closer to me.

Hena was always stuck close to me, but having Yuuna this close felt a little unfamiliar.

“It would have been enough just to repay my debt.”

The way Yuuna looked at me had changed.

“You’re amazing, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“I was lucky.”

This world was 「Onahole Academy」.

A world where I was the protagonist, where conquest difficulty meant nothing if I set my mind to it.

I realized it was completely different from my life before transmigration, when I had to drag my tired body around to earn money in the real world.

Looking at the absurd amount of money in my student ID, I thought again.

A world where I can obtain things of high value far more easily.

I had no choice but to admit it.

The Goddess had given me a wonderful gift.

“Now I’m the one wondering how I can ever repay this favor…”

“Hena already said it. Friends don’t need rewards.”

“Really~? You don’t need anything? Right now, Hena and I would be happy to do whatever you want, you know?”

Hena nodded as well.

“What kind of answer are you two trying to get out of me…”

Don’t give me an opening like that!

No matter how handsome I am or how nice I’ve been, don’t do this.

Yuuna and Hena’s eyes were filled with affection as they looked at me.

If they were going to keep staring at me like this while the dungeon collapsed, the pressure would be unbearable.

“L-let’s just take a picture, then.”

This was the perfect timing.

“Hena, get in the picture! Come on, close!”

“Un!”

The two girls clung to my arms, pressing against me. Whoops.

This was a classic harem flaunting pose!

“One, two! Click!”

It was captured like a piece of evidence.

“Kim Sang-hyeok is flustered. He’s flustered.”

Of course I’m flustered.

In all my years of living, closer to 30 than 20, I’d never actually experienced such a sweet and sour event!

“Look. The picture came out great, right?”

“You’re both pretty.”

Yuuna quickly fiddled with her phone and sent me the picture.

[Yuuna]
(A picture of Hena and Yuuna pressed up against me)

In that short time, she had used something like a colored pencil to draw cat whiskers on her face, Hena’s, and mine.

Underneath, she had written ‘Commemorating our squad’s first dungeon clear’ in pretty handwriting.

A shy Hena, a brightly smiling Yuuna. Both of their faces were captured well in the photo.

“I’ll send it to Hena, too. No, wait, let’s just make a group chat.”

An invitation to a group chat arrived. It was a chatroom with the three of us: me, Hena, and Yuuna.

“What’s the squad name? It’s not the Onahole Squad, is it?”

“Ugh!”

Yuuna clutched her head.

“Onahole, onahole… I’m starting to get desensitized. No. No more vulgar words! That’s the first rule of our group chat.”

A new rule, ‘No vulgar words,’ had already been posted in the chat’s announcements.

Anyway, it looks like we’re the only ones left in the training ground.

“So, do we just go home now?”

“Looks like we were the last ones out. Since ours was the only B-rank dungeon, I guess that’s natural?”

Yuuna lifted the front of her shirt, and I was so surprised I turned my head away.

“Ugh, I fought carefully, but sand still got in my clothes. Hena, let’s go wash up together!”

“H-huh!? I was going to at home…”

“Don’t say that! We have girl talk to do. Let’s build our friendship.”

“Don’t bully Hena.”

“Who’s bullying her? Kim Sang-hyeok, which way is your home? Will you wait for us?”

Hmm, well. If we’re heading in the same direction, I guess I could?

I don’t have anything else to do after this.

“Alright. You two go wash up. I’ll wait.”

After sending the two of them off, I opened my status window.

Kim Sang-hyeok
Lv. 9 (D)

Strength『65』(+14)
Agility『35』(+13)
Stamina『36』(+8)
Dexterity『65』(+11)
(Hidden) Mana『0』(+3)
(Hidden) Charm『999』

Newly Learned Skills
『Onahole Enhancement』I choose this onahole!! Generally enhances an onahole’s abilities.
『Firearm Mastery』The proficiency needed to handle all firearms. Its level increases with use, and the shooting correction becomes stronger accordingly. Current Level 3.

Achievements
《Goblin Onahole Conqueror》Collected all goblin onaholes.
《Loss of Humanity》One who rammed Personality Excretion into a heroine whose name they didn’t even know.
《Inhumane Personality Excretion》Forcefully shoved a full-power Personality Excretion, with maximum violence weighting, into a resisting heroine.
《Destructive Personality Excretion》A barrage of Personality Excretions without any regard for the heroine’s mental collapse. Extremely sadistic.
《Resistance is Futile!》An expression of the will to excrete at all costs. Acquired by performing Personality Excretion on the same target 50 or more times within 5 minutes.
《Orc Onahole Conqueror》Collected all orc onaholes.

I’ve gotten stronger.

My overall evaluation hadn’t been updated, so it was still D, but my stats had already grown to a level that could no longer be considered D-rank.

After buying the stats, I could already feel that the power moving through my body was completely different.

The increase in ‘Dexterity’ had reduced my firearm’s malfunction rate and also provided a damage boost.

Of course, in reality, such ridiculous restrictions wouldn’t exist, but…

Huh?

I noticed something strange while looking at my achievements.

It was the 《Loss of Humanity》 part.

I got this achievement when I was hitting the scarecrow… but what was this? It was as if there was a victim I didn’t even know about.

It said I rammed Personality Excretion into a heroine whose name I didn’t even know? I never did that.

I was confused.

Maybe I’ll find something if I look.

[Activating 「Insight – Red」]

I slowly focused my eyes and expanded my search range.

[Seridwen Evelyn’s Excreted Personality]

I had located an excreted personality within the academy facilities.

It was a bit far, but…

Seridwen Evelyn…?

I didn’t know the name.

But it seemed like something I needed to check out.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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