Chapter 219: Hwawa, The World Where a Pretty Girl President is a Personality Excretion Fan (2) [R-18]

“Could you come this way?”

“…”

“It’s alright to open your eyes now, Mr. Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“…”

No.

I don’t want to see it…

All the secret details about the female president I’m meeting for the first time—her onahole aptitude, her underwear, everything!

I don’t want to see that kind of private information!

“E… En…! Help me.”

En! Help me!

Stop time, come out here, and do something!

Please!!

“En? Who might that be?”

“…”

Aaaargh!!

That damn perverted goddess! She only disappears at times like this!

You said you’d help when I asked for it!!

“The princess is asking you a question. Answer her.”

“Don’t scare him, mister.”

“…”

Ugh! Kngh!!

“Can’t I talk with my eyes closed?”

What kind of idiotic thing was that to say? I felt dizzy just from speaking the words.

It was clear I was incredibly flustered by this unexpected meeting with the president.

“Pu, puhup…”

However…

The result of my clownish antics wasn’t a total mood killer.

She was laughing at my bizarre behavior.

Just that alone made my heart melt.

How long has it been since I started dating a girlfriend like Isabella, and I’m already turning my attention to another super-beautiful girl?

Is this the instinct of a creature with a dick? It’s making me sad…

“Do you know where the chair is?”

Ah…

Her voice is so beautiful, too.

“Try coming forward. Yes. One step. One step…”

“…”

I’ll just walk straight ahead. I got a rough idea of where the chair was.

Staggering past the bodyguard, I walked forward.

I could feel the cool terrace breeze brush past my cheek.

“Try walking a little further. Forward.”

“Ah…”

My sense of direction was off.

I had completely lost track of where I was.

As I was having my ‘blind man experience’ and slightly missed a step, someone gently caught me.

I had no choice but to open my eyes.

Because the elegant woman was standing right in front of me—the one acting bizarrely with his eyes closed.

“This way.”

[Go Eun-seo]

[Conquest Difficulty – ~~SS~~][Onahole Aptitude A-Rank]

[Virgin][Underwear – Pink underwear with lace]

[Onahole Trait (★) – A surprisingly prideful pussy, ready to meticulously lick clean only her beloved husband’s dick♡ A delicious pussy optimized for rape♡]

[The newly inaugurated President of Korea after the fall of the old government, an S-rank hunter. Famous for her beauty, to the point that it became a topic of discussion overseas, with people wondering if she was chosen purely for her pretty face. The Korean government is aware of this and is serious about her styling and increasing subscribers to the Korean government’s YouTube channel, using her as a marketing tool.]

Eunseo…

So your name is Eunseo.

My eyes widened as I looked down at her pretty face.

“Is it okay if I don’t close my eyes now?”

“…I’ve already seen everything.”

I stared blankly at Eunseo’s pretty face, which filled my vision.

Eunseo’s cheeks also flushed slightly red.

Huh…?

What’s this feeling, like our mutual interest connected?

Ah. Right, I’m a handsome guy.

I’ve lived so long in a non-eroge world that I’m still not quite used to this. To openly check out such a beautiful woman on our first meeting and get a gaze full of interest in return.

For me, that’s something more fantastical than an eroge.

“Would you like to sit?”

“Yes…”

I sat down, feeling the murderous gaze of the middle-aged, short-haired male bodyguard with many scars on his face.

“Tsk. Kids these days have all sorts of ways to flirt…”

“Mister!”

“Princess. Don’t go too easy on him just because he’s a junior from your alma mater.”

A junior from her alma mater…?

“Y-Your Excellency… you also went to Essol Academy…?”

Eunseo’s eyes widened. It was a ‘You don’t know that?’ kind of look.

“Ah, I’m… Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“Mr. Kim Sang-hyeok, you don’t know who I am?”

“F-For several years, I’d closed the door to my heart and was living as a hikikomori.”

I sold out the (old) Sang-hyeok a little to rationally explain my ignorance.

He was a protagonist whose existence had been erased anyway, one who didn’t even exist… It should be fine to sell him out as I please.

Considering how much I suffered at the beginning because of that human trash’s narrative, this was a fair commission.

The problem was…

Saying something like this with (New) Sang-hyeok’s face looked 100% like a deception.

A hikikomori with a face that looked like it was born to be loved?

It’s not that only ugly people become hikikomoris, but exceptionally handsome and pretty people are bound to face fewer of the world’s hardships…

In other words… he was fundamentally incompatible with negative-sounding terms like hikikomori, outcast, or complex.

If he went around calling himself that, it might give others the impression of, ‘What is he talking about? Is he mocking us?’

“I see. Have you decided to open the door to your heart and come out now?”

…And yet.

Her Excellency readily believed my words, which anyone would find hard to believe, and smiled.

“…Yes. So, may I ask just one thing…?”

“Ask away.”

“Are you really the president?”

“Pfft…”

Ah, I made her laugh again.

I felt my own cheekbones rising.

The bodyguard who’d been called ‘mister’ was staring at me with a very annoyed look, but, yep, I was going to ignore him.

What are you gonna do about it? What can you do!? I’m going to flirt with a new heroine!

“Yes. I am Go Eun-seo, the 24th President of Korea. Are you surprised that I’m so young?”

“Ah… Yes…”

So even in this world, a young president was considered strange.

I was just self-localizing it in my brain, thinking it was because this was an eroge.

And for that young president to also be beautiful was clearly a character design impossible outside of an eroge.

‘I love eroge…’

Pretty is the best, no matter what.

The President of Korea is a super-beautiful girl?

It’s possible in a baseless eroge. Go on, do whatever you want!

“I also attended Essol Academy, and I was in the same class as Seridwen.”

“Ah! I know her.”

So she was the same age as Professor Seridwen. Then her actual age was mid-twenties?

I thought a professor in her mid-twenties was ridiculous, but now there was a president too, so I had nothing to say.

What’s more, according to her onahole aptitude, Go Eun-seo was also an S-rank hunter.

Incredible.

Let’s forget phrases like ‘A surprisingly prideful pussy’ or ‘A delicious pussy optimized for rape’.

I’ll also wipe all information about her pink underwear from my brain. I felt like if I kept staring at her white mini dress, I’d start having the pointless delusion of wondering if I could see her underwear through it, so I diligently ran the cleaner in my head.

“How do you know Seridwen?”

“Ah… well, that’s…”

Should I say I happened to see her on TV…?

My relationship with Seridwen hadn’t been established yet. If I had to say, we were acquaintances. Acquaintances and… guardians?

That sounded a bit strange. She was someone it would be weird for me to call my girlfriend.

“Actually, I did some research beforehand,” Eunseo said, looking slightly apologetic.

“I’m sorry. As you know, there was no data on you anywhere, Mr. Kim Sang-hyeok…”

“I understand.”

“You’re very honest, Sang-hyeok. After talking with you, I can see why Isabella trusts you… I feel guilty for even trying to sound you out…”

So you already knew about me and were testing me.

“I’m sorry for not meeting your expectations…”

“No! I meant that you’re a trustworthy person. So… I’d like to entrust you with a job.”

“Your Excellency is giving me a job directly?”

To a mere D-rank like me?

No, she said she did some research, so does she know the truth of the incident?

…That’s probably the right assumption.

“I called you here to express my gratitude. On behalf of the entire nation, thank you for the matter concerning Zenobia.”

Eunseo bowed her head.

So this is what it feels like to be overwhelmed with honor…!!

“P-Please raise your head!”

“This is a list of rewards. It may be woefully insufficient compared to what you’ve done…”

“Isabella was the one who caught her. I just watched…”

Eunseo smiled faintly.

I’ve been found out… already…

Just as she had realized something about me, I also realized something from her reaction just now.

‘The government is trying to recruit me on a national level…?’ This might be a crisis…

I pictured myself collapsing from overwork by Eunseo’s side for the rest of my life.

“Isabella doesn’t seem to think of it as her own achievement.”

“…”

「Publicly」, it was known that Isabella defeated Zenobia, but…

In reality, Collection-chan took care of it. Seridwen saw it, and Isabella saw it, too.

I didn’t know how that was relayed to the president, but… wouldn’t it be better to politely decline the scouting offer…?

If I ended up doing this and that and got put in charge of a national project or something…

As I lifted my teacup with a trembling hand…

“I’m a fan of the Onahole Man.”

I almost spat out everything in my mouth.

“Keoheuk! Cough!”

“Oh my, are you alright?”

“…Ah, yes…”

She showed me her phone and smiled brightly.

“I hear it’s the latest trend. #PersonalityExcretion.”

“Kh, kheum…”

“Or the Jelly Man? The Personality Excretion Hero?”

“…”

So it’s even reached the president’s ears. What on earth is the Blue House Chief of Staff doing…!!

“We have a full grasp of your abilities, Mr. Kim Sang-hyeok. I will absolutely not ask for anything unreasonable.”

You say that, but you’re going to ask for something unreasonable anyway…

This won’t do. I can’t just let her take the lead and push me around. No matter how pretty this high-ranking woman is…!!

“Are you really my fan?”

“Pardon?”

“If you’re really my fan… prove it.”

“Ah!”

How could she prove she’s a fan of the Onahole Man?

“Come to think of it, I’m supposed to get gut-punched first, right?”

“Puheok!!?!?!”

Following the Personality Excretion small talk, now she was even bringing up the ‘gut punch verification’ made famous by the Onahole Man fan meetings…!!

Eunseo smiled brightly, watching me panic.

No, she’s several moves ahead of me… She’s not the head of state for nothing!!

“Should I offer up my stomach? Do you want to gut-punch me?”

“…N-No…”

How could I possibly do that, Your Excellency…

As Eunseo started to get up, I hastily stopped her.

“I believe you! I believe that you’re a fan!”

“I wanted to get gut-punched by you, Sang-hyeok…”

…Why is my dick getting hard? Has it gone crazy?

“What’s the job you wanted to entrust to me… I’ll at least hear you out.”

“Would you investigate the Forbidden Zone?”

As I thought, it wasn’t an ordinary job…

“Isabella told me to stay away from there…”

“Yes, it’s a place civilians should avoid. We rarely grant entry permits even to most heroes. It has become a hotbed of villain crime.”

“…Why are you trying to send me there?”

“Recently, we’ve been detecting strong, abnormal gravity wave reactions there. The National Intelligence Service and the Correction Bureau’s task force predict this is a move by the villain coalition.”

It even sounds fucking dangerous.

“…I don’t think this is a job I can handle with my abilities.”

“You just need to participate in the investigation in the outer areas. It won’t be a difficult task.”

“The outer areas?”

“Yes, Isabella and the Angel One squad will handle the infiltration. At that time, numerous abnormal gravity waves may occur in the outer areas, like aftershocks…”

…

So that means a grand dungeon festival is about to open? That sounds pretty tasty.

“What do you think?”

“In that case, can I participate with my academy squad?”

“Yes, as long as they are colleagues you can trust, Sang-hyeok.”

“We’re the Ona… ahem. I’ll participate with my squad.”

The Onahole Squad, in front of the president?

Did I really name it badly? Just as I thought that.

“Your affiliation was the Onahole Squad, right, Sang-hyeok?”

She knows all my personal information…

When did I get doxxed…

‘Well, it’s not like it was secret information, to be honest…’

“I’ll let you know the detailed schedule through Isabella.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

It feels like I’m under the president’s direct command, which feels pretty good…?

“I’ll do my best to meet your expectations!”

“I’m counting on you. And thank you again. For taking care of Zenobia.”

“It is my honor.”

When I finished my business and left the VVIP room, Isabella was waiting for me outside.

“Is the talk over?”

“You should have told me beforehand. That I was going to meet the president…”

“Her Excellency’s movements are classified. I can’t speak of them carelessly.”

…I see.

In a world like this, she was probably being targeted from somewhere.

“You heard the full explanation, I assume?”

“Yes. Something about investigating the Forbidden Zone…”

“Right. Just as I told you not to go near it because it’s dangerous, something like this happens.”

“This is better, actually. It means I’ll have to protect you, Isabella.”

“What are you talking about… I’m the one who’ll be protecting you…”

I eyed Isabella’s ass in her white pants before slyly grabbing it.

Isabella flinched and trembled, but she didn’t shake my hand off.

As I groped her soft, large ass, my fingers digging toward her pussy, Isabella instead snuggled right into my arms.

Squeeze, squeeze… Rub, rub…

“Ngh… Hah…”

“Let’s do it together, Isabella.”

“Alright… Mm… Slurp…”

We naturally kissed, too. Lovey-dovey smooching with the silver-haired, busty student council president… My game was insane…!

Isabella clung to me, mindlessly sucking on my tongue.

“I’ll… mm… protect you…♡”

I whispered while gently rubbing my erect dick against her.

“Do something about this first.”

“…Ah…”

Isabella wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me, gently rubbing her body against my dick.

Keuk… So hot…!

“Chup… Slurp…“

“Lick, lick…“

As we were kissing like that outside the academy, the moment we heard the vrooom of a VVIP car passing by, we both hastily pulled apart.

“E-Ehem!”

…Did she see? She must have seen as she passed by, right?

She probably already knew the president and I were dating, but…

Realizing we went too far out in the open, my cheeks burned.

“Sh-Should we go back?” Isabella also managed to say in a flustered voice.

…Cute!

“Yeah.”

It was a shame, but on my way back after parting with the student council president, I saw the back of a girl I didn’t recognize in the club room.

…A ponytail? Who could that be…?

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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