Chapter 215: Ah, So the Invisible Onahole Will Help [R-18]
by MeherThe plains were teeming with countless giant slimes.
We advanced without much conversation, dispatching every one that came our way.
“Dragon’s Roar!”
“Dragon Breath!”
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
This was a pretty lucrative dungeon.
I should have come to a place like this with Yuuna and Hena. I clicked my tongue.
“Are you two close?”
“No.”
“No.”
Dihrit also clicked his tongue and spoke with displeasure.
“It’s just a coincidence that our coordinates got mixed up.”
“For a coincidence, you two have damn good synergy.”
“What synergy… Hey. Over there!”
A slime popped out!
“Dragon Breath!”
“Behind you, too! Fireball!”
“…See?”
Gu-nam said with a laugh.
“The way you two shout your skill names and everything…”
Gasp…!?
Dihrit and I had that in common!
I didn’t want to know!
“Stop copying me, Kim Sang-hyeok. It’s fucking annoying.”
“You’re the one copying me. I’ve been shouting my skills from the beginning.”
“Then stop starting now, you bastard.”
“I told you, I’m not copying you.”
Did he want to fight for the right to shout skill names?
Realizing how childish I was about to become, I cut it short.
“Let’s not fight and just go. The monsters here are pretty high-rank.”
“Gu-nam, what can you do?”
“Tanking! I have the 『Gate Keeper』 talent. My family has been raising tanks for generations.”
Dihrit scoffed.
“A useless talent. Isn’t that a pointless position if you have enough damage?”
“You don’t know shit. Have you no idea how important a tank is?”
“And who’s being helpful right now?”
God, what an unlikable bastard.
He only says what’s right. Right for a beating.
“I’m fine. Don’t fight, Sang-hyeok.”
“Don’t you dare protect this bastard if he gets into trouble.”
“I won’t be in any trouble. From the looks of it, this dungeon seems to have been prepared just for me.”
“…”
He was right about that, too.
In any case, this place was full of plant-type monsters. Unlike me, who had to rely on special ammunition, Dihrit had the advantage since he could spew fire as long as he had mana to spare.
Honestly, he was being quite helpful.
If only he didn’t run his mouth so obnoxiously.
I wonder if the others are okay.
“There’s a village over there.”
“A village?”
He was right.
As if we’d been dropped into another world, a cozy little village stood right there.
It even had a bell tower…
“Should we check it out? It might be a clue to clearing the dungeon.”
“I’ll take the lead. I’m the tank.”
Gu-nam strode forward. Dihrit and I entered the village while keeping an eye on our surroundings.
A battle was already underway inside.
The local watch was mobilizing in response to an attack by giant plant slimes.
“Raise your shields! Attack!”
Young men from the village, armed with swords and shields, were struggling against the giant slimes.
“Fire Wall!”
Dihrit immediately cast a barrier of fire, isolating the slimes.
“Hey. What if you hurt the people?”
“People? What people are here besides you guys?”
“It might be tied to our reward.”
“Then you take care of them. I’ll just keep them separated.”
He was at least reasonable.
I was already loading a Dragon Breath round.
It seemed I needed to show them what I could really do, not just fire off single shots.
“Here I go. Dragon Breath, rapid-fire!”
“Ooh!”
“It’s the Hero!”
Were they calling me a hero?
Then take this, the flames of a hero! Dragon Breath!
With the Fire Wall preventing them from reaching the citizens, the plant slimes turned toward us. I aimed my Benelli and unleashed a torrent of incendiary powder.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM…!!
The range and destructive power of the 『Moonlight Dragon Breath』 were immense.
The incendiary powder seemed three times more potent.
The slimes, burning brightly, writhed in agony before quickly dying and collapsing.
“Wow, Sang-hyeok. Your weapon is amazing. It looks like it’s at least S-rank.”
“It is S-rank.”
“You’re D-rank, so how did you gather so much Magical Beast Steel?”
“I’ve cleared a lot of good dungeons.”
“You probably leeched off some woman, you freeloader.”
What woman do I have to leech off of?
If anything, women rely on me. Hmph.
“Yuuna seemed to dote on you so much. Huh? Are you in some kind of compensated dating arrangement, getting Magical Beast Steel from a pro hunter?”
“Puhaha.”
I couldn’t help but laugh at the cute image.
Yuuna?
Giving me Magical Beast Steel in a compensated dating arrangement?
What an imagination…
“You know Yuuna’s personality. How could you even think that?”
“…”
Dihrit clamped his mouth shut.
In any case, an old village chief came over to express his gratitude.
It felt just like the opening of an RPG.
“Thank you, Heroes.”
“Is everything okay now?”
“We were so startled when the monsters in front of the village suddenly turned violent. For the time being, we’ll have to fend them off with our own strength.”
“So?”
As Dihrit pressed him to get to the point, the old chief spoke with difficulty.
“Until the sun rises tomorrow… would it be possible for you to stay in our village for one night and protect us from the monster attacks?”
“What should we do?”
Gu-nam asked.
“Should we scout the area a bit more, Sang-hyeok?”
“No, let’s protect the people here.”
“Playing the good guy…”
“It’s not about playing the good guy. It looks like more are coming. We can’t just throw away all that delicious EXP.”
The plant slimes weren’t as tough as the fishmen, but they were B+-rank and gave a lot of experience.
The dungeon clear coins were surely stacking up nicely, too.
“Time flows here just as it does outside. You know that, right?”
Dihrit said.
“So what?”
“It might be more profitable to clear this dungeon quickly and find the next one. Are you sure you want to go all-in here?”
“I’m sure.”
I said with confidence.
“The slimes were B+-rank. You don’t find dungeons like this easily at the academy.”
“B+? You can see that?”
“I can.”
With my mythical-grade skill, 『Insight[Red]』.
“Fine. I’ll trust you.”
“Can’t you just not trust me and use a Return Feather?”
“Do you think you can stop that many on your own? Your ammo must be limited, right?”
“…”
Ugh, what a prick.
“Heh heh heh. If you just politely say, ‘Lord Dihrit, please help me…'”
I breezily ignored Dihrit and approached the village chief.
“We’ll help you, Chief.”
“Oh, thank you! Hero!”
“I’m not a hero.”
“You are helping us in our time of need, so it is only right to call you a Hero!”
It must be nice to be so carefree like these otherworlders.
Trusting a crazy guy with a fire-breathing stick without even checking his ID…
In a way, it was quite romantic.
“Aren’t you hungry? We will treat you with the utmost hospitality! Heroes!”
Oh.
Now that was a welcome piece of news.
“Bring the Heroes!”
“Yes!”
The strangely well-organized village youths guided us to the best tavern in town.
There, modestly dressed but voluptuous virgins were waiting for us.
I was taken aback when one of them slipped her arm through mine.
The feel of her breast…
It was because I felt she was a real person.
“Hero… you’re so gallant.”
“You’re so handsome…”
You guys care about looks, too?
I pushed away the women clinging to me.
“Oh, my.”
“I’m fine. Please entertain my friends.”
“He must have a wife. Hehe.”
“Why not forget about that for a moment and have fun with us?”
Don’t say such dangerous things.
The village virgins were pretty enough, but my standards weren’t so low that I’d fool around with just any woman.
But when I looked back, it seemed Gu-nam and Dihrit had other ideas.
I could hear them gulping from here.
“Sang-hyeok, uh…”
“You guys have fun. I’m going to get some fresh air.”
Maybe this was normal in this world.
A hero who slays monsters and saves a village is treated to drinking, singing, and dancing.
Escaping the scene for a moment, I went up to the second floor and found a balcony perfect for getting some air alone.
And for some reason, a gray-haired girl was standing there by herself.
She looked quite young, but she was beautiful.
Her clothes were simple, and her hair was tied back tightly, but her fingernails, dyed with balsam, were pretty.
Why was such a uniquely beautiful maiden here…?
…A hidden maiden?
“…What are you doing?”
“Ah, Hero…”
Being handsome really is the best.
Having a girl I’ve never met look at me with such favorable eyes was, no matter how I thought about it, a huge win.
“Why are you in a place like this…?”
“I don’t really like drinking.”
“…”
What was with this pregnant pause, as if she had some tragic backstory?
“Should I leave?”
“Th-that is…”
“Dahlia! Where are you, Dahlia!”
The village chief came up to the second floor, looking for a girl named Dahlia. It was probably her.
“I’m sorry. I have to go, Hero…”
I told you I’m not a hero.
Was Dahlia going to entertain them, too? She was being dragged away by the chief’s hand.
I spent a moment idling by myself.
Just then.
A beautiful girl with light blue hair, goat horns, and enormous breasts smoothly approached my side.
“Si-eun?”
Just by standing there with a blank expression, she outclassed every maiden in the village. The supremely beautiful Si-eun stood next to me, showing off her ample nude form.
My heart pounded at the fact that she was my possession.
The first thing she said as she looked up at me was…
“…Want me to clear it for you?”
“…”
I didn’t really have to fight myself. All I had to do was summon Si-eun…
“I don’t want to show you to others.”
“Why?”
“Because… the way you fight is pretty lewd.”
“…”
Imagining Si-eun flying around with her limbs dangling gets my dick hard on its own.
The person in question, however, looked as if she’d just realized I saw her that way.
“Do all men see women from an onahole perspective?”
“Not really, but you’re beautiful.”
…And your breasts are huge.
“『The Naked Goddess』 is broken. I can’t use it anymore.”
“You can’t? Is it because of me?”
“Yes. It tore when your power ravaged my pussy.”
The deadpan way she said it made me feel extremely guilty.
“Sorry. I’ll buy you clothes later.”
I cupped Si-eun’s soft cheek with my palm and gently stroked it.
“Can I make you an invisible onahole for now?”
“Why… are you so nice to me?”
“I’m… fundamentally a nice person?”
“…”
Hesitantly.
Si-eun’s cheeks flushed red.
“…Invisible onahole or whatever, do as you please.”
“Good.”
Activating 『Concealing Onahole』…
I granted Si-eun the property of invisibility so others couldn’t see her.
It had been a while since I’d used an onahole skill.
“Should Kushina join, too?”
Kushina, clad in a black bikini, also appeared.
Seeing the two of them standing side by side made my chest swell with pride.
“Of course, Master.”
There was a bit of a power gap between Si-eun and Kushina, but I had a way to close it.
『Onahole Enhancement』…!
I placed my hands on Kushina’s breasts and kneaded them.
“Ngh…”
“I’ll enhance you.”
I’ve decided on this onahole.
“Oh, the increase is much bigger than before.”
“It’s because I’ve gotten stronger. Codex bonuses, level-ups, and so on.”
Kushina herself hadn’t changed much, but thanks to the buff I gave her, her stats now averaged over 400.
That was higher than mine, wasn’t it?
“I think the effect grew bigger the more I came to like you, Kushina.”
“Hmph. Master, you say such beautiful things. It makes me want to kiss you.”
“You don’t have to hold back.”
At my words, Kushina threw herself into my arms.
I kissed her while caressing her soft, supple ass.
“Haum… For you, Master… I’ll do my best…”
“I think the monsters are starting to come.”
“Already?”
I checked with 『Insight[Red]』, and it was true.
A huge swarm of slimes was rushing toward the village entrance.
When I went down to the first floor, Gu-nam and Dihrit were drinking distractedly with women by their sides.
“Monsters are coming. Let’s go.”
“Oh, okay!”
“We were just getting started… Where are they?”
We went outside.
Gathered in the village square, we watched the massive horde of giant slimes approach.
It was a force large enough to make one consider abandoning the village and fleeing.
“It’s no skin off my back. But are you guys going to be okay?”
Dihrit said.
“What do you mean?”
“I don’t mind just escaping with a Return Feather.”
Was he worried, or was he mocking me?
“It’s fine. I have my onaholes.”
“What’s that now?”
“I have invisible onaholes.”
“What kind of bullshit is that…?”
Gu-nam raised his shield and used a skill, drawing a line on the ground.
An invisible wall rose from the line, blocking the slimes’ advance.
“They’re here! Everyone! Attack from inside!”
I fired from behind the shield, spraying flames.
Dihrit also unleashed wide-range fire magic, pushing back the slimes with sheer firepower.
“Hey! I have invisible onaholes, so be careful!”
“What the fuck are you talking about?!”
Kushina leaped.
Wearing nothing but a black bikini, she threw herself into the most dangerous area and destroyed the slimes with swift kicks.
Watching the slimes burst apart here and there, Dihrit fell silent.
“See?”
“Why is an onahole helping you while invisible, you creepy bastard!”
“How can you say that when my onaholes are so beautiful?”
“That’s fucking creepy, shit.”
Did this bastard think some pink silicone lump was running around in stealth mode?
The second invisible onahole, Si-eun, stepped forward.
“I’ll clean this up.”
Si-eun took a large jar out of her inventory.
It was a dark-colored jar, like one used for making kimchi.
It radiated an incredibly unpleasant aura.
[People-Eating Jar]
[A jar known to eat people. A very old antique… appears to be over 400 years old.]
Why is the name so creepy?!
When Si-eun aimed the jar’s opening forward, dozens of slimes were sucked into it all at once.
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]
“…”
Is it over?
The death throes of the giant slimes, which had vanished without even a scream, were transmitted to me as experience points.
The jar trembled a few times, then grew still a moment later.
Si-eun patted the jar like a dog before putting it back in her inventory.
“Done.”
“…”
“Wh-what was that?”
Both Dihrit and Gu-nam were flustered.
“What just happened? Kim Sang-hyeok, explain! What did you just do?!”
“Th-that’s…”
What should I call this?
“…The invisible onahole sucked them in!”
“What the hell are you doing with onaholes at the academy!?”
That’s what I’d like to know.
“Sang-hyeok… I’m scared…”
I’m scared too…
My eyes met Si-eun’s, but she just tilted her head in confusion.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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