Chapter 214: Flirting with the Student Council President on a Monday [R-18]

After dropping my sisters off at school, I walked across the academy grounds, bathed in the bright morning sun.

On the way to my classroom, I ran right into the student council president.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Why didn’t you answer my calls?”

“I was a little busy all weekend.”

The moment our eyes met, we both broke into a smile.

“I’m not a student of interest anymore, you know.”

“I know.”

Isabella placed a hand on her hip and spoke with a stern face.

“As your girlfriend, I was just looking for my man. Got a problem with that?”

“Of course not.”

“Pay attention in class. Leave the outside affairs to me.”

The silver-haired, busty student council president came over and straightened my tie.

I want to marry this beautiful president.

I slyly placed a hand on her hip and met her gaze.

“…This is the academy.”

“So?”

I pulled Isabella into a soft embrace and buried my nose in the nape of her neck.

What a nice scent…

“You’re getting bolder by the day.”

“I’ve got nothing to be afraid of now.”

I groped Isabella’s firm ass, clad in white pants, and gave her a light kiss.

What a fantastic start to the fourth week’s Monday.

The more I thought about the look she gave me on my first day here, the harder my dick got.

Mwah…

I pulled back slightly after the kiss and just looked at her.

“Shouldn’t you be more mindful of prying eyes?”

“I want to show you off. Tell everyone Isabella’s my woman.”

“And you think I don’t feel the same?”

Neither of us cared who was watching.

“You need to escape D-rank, don’t you?”

“Alright.”

The president, ever concerned about my career, seemed to have a slightly different take on it, though.

“Being a D-rank is only fun for roleplay.”

“When are the grade evaluations again?”

“There should be an announcement this week. Pay attention in class.”

I kissed Isabella one more time before we parted.

She stared intently at my face.

“You’re quite handsome.”

“You think I’m handsome too, President?”

“When did I ever say you were ugly?”

“Ah, I was just suddenly curious when you started thinking that.”

“…”

She grabbed my hand tightly and wouldn’t let go.

Where do you think you’re going?

“How dare you ask that.”

“Tell me.”

“From the very beginning. From the moment I first called you to the student council office.”

So that’s how it was~.

“No wonder you were so soft on me.”

“Don’t think I went easy on you because of your face.”

“My point is, we were meant to be from the start.”

“Hmph.”

Isabella coolly turned her head away.

Of course, she wouldn’t have gone easy on me just because of my face. But if I didn’t have this face, could I have become her boyfriend?

Probably not.

I know there are some adult games where an ugly protagonist is the canon choice, but from a pure love perspective, a good-looking couple is obviously better.

I was truly fortunate in that regard.

If I were ugly and had only received cheat-like abilities, everything I did would have looked like some kind of humiliation porn…

“Ah, but why did you call me?”

“Because I worry when I can’t reach you. But I quickly found out where you were, so it’s fine.”

“…You knew.”

“I thought you might have crawled into a Forbidden Zone out of curiosity. How commendable. Truly.”

The president’s tone was slightly sarcastic.

“Just cooped up indoors, playing with your women.”

“Ha, haha…”

A wise choice, wasn’t it?

Thanks to that, I got some incredible relief for my dick, but it seemed I got caught red-handed for the first quarterly ‘Onahole Gathering’.

“Thanks to that, I didn’t have any other ideas. I was just being a good boy and listening to you, President.”

“…Your women.”

Isabella crossed her arms.

“If anything happens, send them to the academy infirmary through Evangeline. It has an obstetrics and gynecology department, and her father is the hospital director.”

“…”

These third-years are on another level…

“Our academy actively supports students’ social activities, but it would be a problem if they all got pregnant one after another and had to take a leave of absence.”

“I’ll be careful…”

I was just warned not to increase the number of pregnant women…

“I’m not trying to pressure you. We’ll handle the care on our end. Evangeline will introduce you to a good doctor.”

“Thank you.”

So this is what it’s like to date a woman with money, power, and status.

Unexpected connections were popping up one after another.

Thanks to her, even a D-rank student like me felt like I’d gotten a slight status boost.

“Work hard, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

But I want to be the one to take responsibility for Isabella.

Unless I plan on marrying into her family and becoming some trophy husband, there are things I have to prove on my own.

We’ll probably have to introduce our families someday, right?

I don’t want to be embarrassed in a situation like that.

‘Guess I’ll start by raising my rank.’

I headed to my classroom.

Yuuna and Hena spotted me and smiled.

“Good morning, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“Sang-hyeok, good morning…”

“Good morning.”

Did Gu-nam get his seat stolen again?

Yuuna sat down in the seat next to me and turned to look at me.

“Sang-hyeok. Did you have a good time with my mom?”

It was a question I couldn’t help but laugh at.

Ahhh…

It was great.

A lot of things happened that I couldn’t possibly explain to my girlfriend.

“My mom didn’t come home…”

“That’s because I didn’t send her home.”

“I was hungry.”

…!?

Wait, don’t tell me she starved?

“You could have just gone out to eat.”

“…”

Hena wilted.

She’s usually low on energy, but it’s bothering me today.

I should probably get her some food first.

“I just had something quick for breakfast, too.”

“You shouldn’t do that. Hold on. Hestia and Sumire…”

“Hestia? Sumire?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to like me calling her mother so informally first thing in the morning.

“Hmph, hmph.”

She’s so cute I could die.

I took Yuuna’s hand and held it tight, melting her frustration away.

“Ah…”

Yuuna’s cheeks flushed.

“You always… you always solve things like this, don’t you…?”

“You don’t like my hand?”

“I do…”

Yuuna’s small hand fit perfectly inside mine.

As I held it tight, she was left speechless.

“I like you, Yuuna.”

“Me too…”

Before class started, my classmate Gu-nam sidled up to us.

“Can you move now?”

“Ah! Sorry!”

Yuuna shot up from her seat, scratching her head awkwardly.

“Did you not pay the seat fee this time?”

“Well, that is… ahem.”

“I don’t pay it these days.”

“Ahaha.”

Tsk, tsk, you can’t do that.

“I’ll pay you next time. Next time.”

“Alright…”

I’ll have to buy him something later.

Before class, I went to Leida and got back our enhanced equipment, including Kushina’s bikini.

The Moonlight Benelli was still S-rank with no major changes, just a slight performance boost. The Glock was enhanced to A-rank, and the Python to B-rank, a nice even spread of upgrades.

Kushina’s black bikini was B+-rank.

Everyone seemed satisfied to get their gear back. Hena also held her enhanced jujube wood staff.

“How is it?”

“Yeah, it’s good. I think I can use my magic more efficiently now.”

“My Ebony Blade reached B-rank, too!”

Nice.

B-rank seems easier to achieve than I thought.

I want to push harder during the Gravity Wave enhancement period, so upgrading our weapons is essential.

“Leave today’s dungeon to me.”

“I’ll do my best too…!”

“What’s with you two? You seem more confident than usual.”

At that, Yuuna and Hena looked at each other and giggled.

What’s this?

Did something good happen over the weekend?

“Look forward to it, Sang-hyeok!”

“Alright. I will.”

Hena flinched.

“Ah, no… It would be better if you… lowered your expectations. Yeah… It would be great if you lowered them a lot. No, actually, it’d be best if you just watched without any expectations at all…”

“Hena, have some confidence.”

Yuuna slapped Hena’s back with a pang.

Hena straightened her posture and nodded.

“R-Right!!”

When a dungeon exhibits an ‘Anomaly,’ all sorts of absurd things can happen.

I thought I had studied up on that enough by now, but…

During morning class…

[Anomaly Detected]

[Gravity Wave Coordinates Altered]

“?”

I had entered a B-rank dungeon, but the coordinates were changed, and I was dropped somewhere else.

I was forcibly separated from Hena and Yuuna.

‘I’ve been in a situation like this before…’

It was similar to the exchange event.

I guess there’s nothing you can do about the whims of a fickle Gravity Wave.

Now I had two options.

Rejoin them, or use a Return Flag to get out.

These days, the academy supplied Return Flags for free, so Hena and Yuuna would probably get out if they were in danger.

‘But maybe I should look around a bit while I’m in here.’

The moment I thought that and looked around my surroundings, I saw someone else had been dropped with me onto the wide-open plain.

‘Dihrit?’

The troublemaking delinquent mage from my class.

He was here with me.

What the hell is this combination? I opened my status window and checked Lucky Pervert.

This pairing was so bewildering that I felt like I should turn the power on right now just to summon a cute girl.

A sausage fest in My Onahole Academy?

“Hey.”

Dihrit looked at my expression and spoke with an annoyed face.

“Fuck, I hate you too.”

It seemed my thoughts had somehow reached him.

“Dammit… Of all the people to get stuck with…”

“Didn’t you apologize to me?”

“So what? Just because I apologized doesn’t mean we’re gonna laugh it up and be friends, does it?”

He had a point.

I checked my gear and slung the Benelli over my back.

You never know what might happen.

“If it wasn’t for my sister, a guy like you…”

“Shut up, you brat.”

I should just leave.

“Hey, fucker. Where are you going?”

“Where do you think? You want us to walk together, all friendly-like?”

“You idiot! Don’t you know that academy students are supposed to help each other in unexpected situations like this? Ditch me if you want demerit points!”

Is that how it works?

Maybe it’s because this isn’t an exchange event.

Tch…

“Then lead the way.”

Dihrit immediately started complaining.

“What do you mean, ‘lead the way’? You send your squad’s mage up front while you deal damage from the back? With a shitty-ass tactic like that, you actually—!”

“Actually what?”

“You actually… got strong!”

“…”

Was that an insult or a compliment?

Technically, I’m a ranged dealer too.

It’s just that my Personality Excretion Smash leaves too strong of an impression.

“Alright, alright. I’ll take the lead.”

What in the world is this party composition…

“Are you gonna move or what?”

“Stop rushing me. Keep it up and you’ll become an onahole.”

“You creepy bastard. Why would you turn a guy into an onahole? What would you even use him for?”

“I might not use him, but I could sell him.”

“How dare you say that to me?”

What, you wanna fight?

How about we go with the scenario: ‘Student refused to cooperate or offer aid, and instead attacked with hostility’?

As I glared at him, Dihrit flinched and took a step back.

That’s right. You better be scared.

Do I look like a pushover?

“Who the hell do you think you are?”

“A genius from a noble family of mages.”

“Isn’t that your sister?”

The mention of his sister made him clamp his mouth shut.

To be honest, I was just taking a stab in the dark, but it seems I hit the mark.

“My sister is a genius, sure, but I’m a different kind of genius.”

“Just shut up.”

“I may not be able to summon intense flames like my sister, but when it comes to controlling fire, I don’t fall behind.”

“Try controlling that mouth of yours. We’ve got monsters.”

A wild Plant-type Slime has appeared!!

[Plant Slime]
[B+-Rank]
[A giant slime that has fused with a man-eating plant. Belongs to the 【Beast Kin】]

‘B+-rank?’

[Tactical Shooting Activated]

I quickly drew my Glock and emptied the magazine, but the giant slime, bigger than our own bodies, didn’t stop its charge.

There were three of them…!

“Move.”

Dihrit shrouded his entire body in flames and engulfed the Plant Slime in a pillar of fire.

“Dragon’s Nest!”

Is fire effective? It’s burning well.

“Get that useless gun out of the way.”

“Wanna see if it’s useless or not?”

I spun the Benelli around and flicked off the safety. I loaded a Dragon’s Breath shell into the empty chamber, and a spray of incendiary powder incinerated the slime in a burst of flame.

BANG!

FWOOSH!

“…”

After I took care of two of them like that, Dihrit awkwardly lowered his hands.

“Not bad.”

Without another word, he started walking straight ahead. Just then, something that had been lying in ambush shot up from the ground.

“Wait! I’m not a monster!”

“You’re…?”

Isn’t that Gu-nam, the guy who sits next to me?

Gu-nam’s uniform was covered in dirt, as if he had been lying prone the whole time.

“Sang-hyeok. It’s me. Gu-nam.”

“What are you doing here?”

“I don’t know, the coordinates changed…”

The three-man squad I never thought would happen.

I was just amazed that an event like this could even exist in Onahole Academy.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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