Chapter 202: Beg for it, Master (1)

Chapter 202: Beg for it,
Master (1)

-Slap.
Slap.

After
slapping my cheeks so many times, both my cheeks and palms were
starting to sting.

This
couldn’t be happening. This shouldn’t be happening.

After
enduring hardships in the labyrinth, the first relic I obtained
entirely through my own power was just…

“Dil,
dildo, kuhuhub…”

Idelbert
muttered with a snickering voice, covering her mouth with her hand.

When
our eyes met as Idelbert kept glancing at me, she finally couldn’t
hold it in and burst into laughter.

“Khahaha!
Ahaha! A dildo! Puhuhuk…!”

Her
cat tail hit the floor and her palms repeatedly struck the cave
floor.

-Hiccup.
Hiccup. Puhehe…!

After
continuously laughing and choking, she eventually started hiccuping.

“…Are
you having fun?”

“Kuku,
ahuk…! So-sorry. But, pff…!”

I
glared at Idelbert with cold eyes.

Honestly,
it was so absurd that I wanted to laugh too. But that was a separate
emotion. How could my first relic be a dildo?

I
remembered all the hardships fighting the Chimera.

A
bizarre monster possessed by magi.

After
defeating that terrible thing, all I got was a pussy trembler?

Of
course, I grew and learned a lot while defeating it.

But
for the reward to be just this… this…!

“…Destruction
effect…?”

Just
as anger welled up and I was about to throw the dildo, an unfamiliar
voice stopped my arm.

When
I turned my head, I saw a red-haired woman in full plate armor
standing right next to me.

“What?”

“Ah,
s-sorry. I just read what was written on that dildo…I mean, the
relic…”

When
I glared at her for a moment, the woman fidgeted and bowed her head.

“Ah.
Well. I’m Dan Milia from the Third Expedition Team of the Claudia
Company. Thank you for saving us. Um…Union Leader’s disciple.”

An
excellent 90-degree bow. It was an uncommon courtesy among explorers.

‘An
explorer from the Claudia Company.’

Someone
belonging to a different faction than the Explorers Union. Even so,
they were still people who worked for money, so they weren’t too
different from other explorers.

I
adjusted the mask on my face properly and introduced myself first.

Even
if it didn’t matter when we briefly met last time, the situation was
different now.

“I’m
Balkan. Please raise your head, Ms. Dan. More importantly, what did
you say just now?”

“Ah,
well…”

While
briefly shaking hands, I read the woman’s status window.

[Dan
Milia’s current blessings and curses: 3]

[Blessing
of Relic Appraisal]

-Gain
insight into relics.

-Can
accurately understand the effects and performance of relics confirmed
by sight.

“I
have the Blessing of Relic Appraisal, so I can understand the true
value of relics…”

Dan
had a blessing commonly seen among those who run companies or fairly
large item shops.

“The
true value of the relic?”

“Yes.
The powers possessed by relics appear as explanations before my
eyes.”

Something
like a status window limited to relics?

It
seemed like quite a convenient ability.

It
wasn’t the kind of blessing a sword wielder would have, but Dan did
say she was from a company.

“Hmm…?”

Idelbert,
who had been hitting the floor and rolling around laughing until just
now, came closer with her arms crossed.

Though
it looked like an ordinary dildo on the outside, it wasn’t a simple
object.

A
relic obtained from the 16th floor is something that common
explorers, who were as numerous as mayflies, couldn’t even dream of,
and would have been traded for a considerable price if it wasn’t a
dildo.

Therefore,
it must have functions that differentiate it from other dildos.

…It
had to.

If
not, I would really be depressed for days.

“Um,
may I…tell you?”

“Yes.
Please do.”

When
I nodded my head with wide eyes, Dan made eye contact with the dildo
that looked exactly like my dick.

From
her lips, which parted hesitantly with a face flushed with
embarrassment, everything about this relic was revealed in detail.

“The
relic’s name is…the Dildo of Curse Breaking.”

I
immediately froze upon hearing that name.

I
was bewildered by the name that seemed too grandiose for just a
dildo, but a strange expectation arose.

A
dildo that breaks curses.

The
name alone seemed ominous.

“The
first function is that it changes shape to match the first owner’s
thing…dick shape. Um… the second function is sensory linking. The
sensations felt by the dildo can be felt by the user’s thing too,
regardless of where they are. You can also turn off the sensory
sharing if you want.”

My
mouth fell open with each explanation about the dildo that flowed
from Dan’s lips.

“And,
the third function is that it stays clean without special washing,
and lastly…”

“…”

Dan
gulped and I swallowed too.

Even
Idelbert, who had come close enough for her thighs to touch mine, was
blankly waiting for those lips to open.

“Once
every two months, it can temporarily break the curse of the person
who inserts the dildo into their body. Right now…”

-Whoosh!

Before
Dan could finish speaking, a black form moved faster than light.

It
happened in an instant. The thick and heavy object in my hand
disappeared.

“Haa,
haa. Haa…!”

The
perpetrator of the dildo theft could be found immediately.

-Gulp.

Idelbert,
who swallowed, looked at the dildo in her hand while breathing
heavily.

In
her trembling eyes were strong greed and bewilderment, excitement and
doubt.

She
hugged the dildo that looked exactly like my dick to her chest while
watching her surroundings.

“Th-this.
Is. M-mine.”

“Master…?”

“So-sorry,
disciple. But, but. I…”

I
looked at her with an uncomfortable expression, while Dan looked at
her with a puzzled expression.

But
I understood.

After
all, the reason Idelbert picked me up and raised me in the first
place was…well, that.

And
now, she saw the possibility of destroying the [Curse of Rejecting
Inadequate Dicks] in some dildo relic.

In
a way, it was natural for her to show such a dramatic reaction.

“Um,
Union Leader…anyway, it’s a bound relic, so it can’t be transferred
unless the first owner allows it…”

-Pop!

With
Dan’s words, the dildo escaped from her hand.

“Kuk!”

Idelbert
quickly reached out to grab it, but the Dildo of Curse Breaking
slipped away like a loach and came into my hand.

The
dildo that met my eyes bowed its glans.

‘That’s
pretty nice.’

For
a moment, I felt emotions I shouldn’t feel towards a dildo.

Is
it because it looks exactly like my dick? It gave me a strange sense
of attachment.

At
least it seemed to recognize its owner well.

The
strange thing was, perhaps because the dildo and dick were linked, it
felt like I was masturbating.

Holding
the dildo gave me the sensation of holding my dick shaft.

Even
when Idelbert was jumping around trying to grab the dildo earlier, I
felt a tingling sensation.

When
I thought about whether I could do something about it, the dildo
trembled once and the linked sensation became fainter.

Can
I control it with just my thoughts? Even the sensations?

At
this rate, isn’t it basically a detachable dick? Well, at least my
thing won’t get cut off…

…Right.
Well. That kind of thing shouldn’t happen. Really.

“Disciple.”

Idelbert
called me with a desperate voice. I could pretty much guess what she
was going to say.

Since
her body moved first earlier, she would probably try to persuade me
slowly now.

“Master.
Didn’t you say until we entered the relic storage that you wouldn’t
covet relics from a place like this? How could you try to ruthlessly
steal the first relic that your fragile disciple obtained through
their own power?”

“Th-that…
I’m sorry. But, I really didn’t know such a thing would come out! I
have only seen relics with such functions a handful of times. I
didn’t know that curse breaking, which even temple priests can’t
easily do, would be attached to a mere relic, just a dildo…!”

In
other words, Idelbert had gone crazy at the mention of curse
breaking.

But
this part needed to be accurately pointed out.

It
wasn’t complete curse removal, but partial destruction of curses.

I
rolled my eyes to look at Dan, and she hesitantly continued her
explanation.

“It
can’t completely remove curses. Because it’s breaking, not removal.
Moreover, the breaking time probably…won’t exceed 30 minutes at
most. The more powerful the curse, the lower the success rate and
time will be.”

The
curse breaking effect lasts no longer than 30 minutes at most.

For
those carrying powerful curses like Idelbert or Diana, that time
could be much shorter.

Nevertheless,
this dildo’s value was considerable.

“Probably,
if you point the dildo at someone, you’ll see the success rate and
duration.”

“Di-disciple.
Qu-quickly. St-stab me.”

Idelbert
spoke with a desperate voice.

I
pressed the dildo firmly against the master’s firm lower abdomen as
she thrust it forward.

“Huut…”

Idelbert’s
firm lower abdomen was softly pressed in by the even firmer glans,
and translucent words appeared on the glans wide enough to write
sentences.

[Curse
Breaking Success Rate 10%. Curse Breaking Duration 27 minutes.]

As
expected, quite low time and probability.

However,
I, who had become the relic’s owner, instinctively realized that I
could manipulate that probability.

-Woong.

As
I put my will into the dildo, the success rate that appeared above it
started to rise.

20%.
30%. 40%.

The
breaking duration decreased as it rose, but that was fine.

50%.
60%.

It
was more about whether it could be used or not, rather than the
duration.

70%.
80%. 90%.

After
lowering the risk of failure infinitely, what appeared before my eyes
was.

[Curse
Breaking Success Rate 100%. Curse Breaking Duration 3 minutes.]

In
a way, it seemed like a decent number.

“…”

“Is,
is there. A possibility? Hm? Disciple. Please…”

I
looked at Idelbert who was pressing her lower abdomen against the
glans with a desperate voice.

And
suddenly, I remembered Idelbert laughing and hitting the floor with
her tail and hands, asking how I got a dildo as my first relic.

“Wh-why
are you suddenly looking at me with those eyes…? Hm…?”

“…”

Perhaps
feeling uneasy about it, Idelbert’s eyes trembled.

In
all the time I’ve been with her until now, has there ever been a time
when I had such an advantage?

At
least in my memory, almost never.

There
were a few times when we were on equal footing by chance, but I had
never been in such an overwhelmingly superior position.

I
quickly recalled memories of the past flashing by.

The
pain of passing out from being choked between plump and firm thighs,
smelling the scent of aged leotard suit…

The
numerous acts of harassment and violence carried out under the
pretext of training…

And
the deep shame and desire for revenge that built up in my heart each
time, the shame of being defeated by a woman as a man…

“Hmm…”

“Di-disciple…?”

I
crossed my arms holding the dildo and pondered deeply.

How
should I treat this violent and arrogant master who doesn’t know how
to care for her disciple…?